Pakistan nominates Trump for Nobel Peace Prize, praising ‘stellar statemanship’

Pakistan has formally recommended US President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, citing his “decisive diplomatic intervention” following a spike in violence between India and Pakistan earlier this year.

The government praised Trump for leveraging his “pivotal leadership” in May, when several days of cross-border strikes marked the worst regional fighting between the two nuclear-armed nations since 1971, killing dozens and stoking fears of a wider war.

Islamabad and New Delhi agreed to a US-brokered truce on May 8, as one final burst of strikes ripped through parts of the long-disputed Kashmir region – to which both countries claim full sovereignty.

“At a moment of heightened regional turbulence, President Trump demonstrated great strategic foresight and stellar statesmanship through robust diplomatic engagement with both Islamabad and New Delhi,” Pakistan’s government said in a statement on Saturday.

He's a big fat orange pig!

Just on Friday, Trump sought to stress his diplomatic successes in the Middle East and beyond, while suggesting he would not gain recognition for them.

“I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between India and Pakistan,” he posted on his Truth Social platform.

“I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize no matter what I do, including Russia/Ukraine, and Israel/Iran, whatever those outcomes may be.”

Because you're a big fat rotten orange disgusting PIG !!! You fucking PIG!!!!!!!

He only wants the Nobel because Obama got one. He doesn’t give a shit. Petty tacky gauche felon from QUEENS! Not enough Temu gold foil in the world to disguise that turd.

I think all the other countries should nominate Zelenskyy, then we could watch Trump’s head explode!

Whatever prestige the award once had, it doesn't have it anymore. I think he values it a lot more than most people do.

...and the world gets sadder. Then laughs uproariously

R4 Many people laughed when Obama received it in 2009 several months after taking office for simply being POC.

But not the entire world, [R8], only the MAGAts

He'll sue if he doesn't get one.

Was Hitler the person who posted this thread?

Pakistan is desperate to kiss Trump’s ass. Next we’ll see a Trump tower going up in Pakistan.

Is this the same Pakistan that told Trump if the US joined with Israel's attacks on Iran that they would join with Iran to fight the US with everything they've got, from a massive army all the way through to nukes? That Pakistan?

Yeah, I'm sure they'll nominate him for a Nobel.

Fuck off, Pakistan. Trump belongs in prison.

Yes, preferably a Pakistani prison.

Calm down everyone, it’s the Nobel Hair Piece Prize

Well, I don't think this nomination is going to age well. Meidas Touch just did a video the other day about how Modi made a national televised address in India, by proxy of his lieutenant, where the entire readout of his 35 minute phone conversation was read where he told off Trump for saying he had anything to do with the Truce, etc. and to stop lying about it, etc. So there is a record of this which I'm sure Modi will have submitted to the prize committee.

Sorry, Donald!

Anybody can nominate anybody for a Nobel Peace Prize so this doesn't mean much. And anyway I seriously doubt the Swedes will ever give him a prize for anything.

Plus, as R17 says, India is furious with him because they think he favored Pakistan in their recent skirmish and took credit for a truce when in fact Trump hardly did anything. The Pakistanis, obviously, are very appreciative.

LMAO

kiss ass losers

Every year it seems, some horrible country or some disgusting individual nominates Shitler.

What's bothersome is that it always gets coverage. This is a CNN Headline. Now we here know that CNN is shit and has been shit for a long time. But there are many who still see it as a credible and creditable news source so, for them, this being a headline gives the story some weight.

It makes Trump look like a legitimate world leader when he is not and never has been. It's because of headlines from outlets like this that we're still having to deal with the Dumpster House of Horrors. (I mean, lots of other reasons too, but this is up there).

Hopefully, the level-headed Swedes will simply smile and accept the nomination, then carefully deposit it into the rubbish can where it belongs

What about foreplay, Pakistan?

Likely just a ploy to dissuade Trump from bombing Iran,.

"Amidst escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, Pakistan has openly condemned Israeli aggression, expressing solidarity with Iran. This alignment stems from shared security concerns, historical ties, and economic dependencies, particularly regarding energy. Pakistan's support reflects a strategic pivot towards the East, seeking diplomatic and economic opportunities within a China-Russia-Iran axis."

Surprised Trump & friends haven’t threatened the Nobel Committee in order to be awarded the great prize.

I just heard Trump had been nominated and is now Whirled Peas Prize Weiner. Congrats Prick.

He won’t win because he does fuck all but create chaos. If there was a Nobel Chaos Prize he’d be a shoo-in.

Even Pakistan is mocking us.

[quote]He only wants the Nobel because Obama got one. He doesn’t give a shit. Petty tacky gauche felon from QUEENS! Not enough Temu gold foil in the world to disguise that turd.[/quote]

Donald Trump's whole political career has been built on his jealousy and hatred of Barack Obama.

Finally we have a badass MAN of a president who befriends REAL and VIRTUOUS countries like Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Pakistan, El Salvador, and Libya! Europe is for fags and queers with thin little mustaches!

What fascinates me about Trump is how readily he accepts any and all praise, no matter how plainly false, obsequious and self-serving to the giver it is, and sucks it up from *any* givers even former enemies. It fills him up, whereas it would cause mistrust and contempt in most adults with a modicum of life experience and common sense.

It's how everyone around him exploits him and he will only notice after the fact when he's been fleeced. Brad Parscale anyone?

R31 Honestly the best thing about the global right wing rising is Trump himself. He has total unique command of a personality cult, the backing of completely opposed powerful right wing factions, and absolutely zero loyalty to any of them. If he thought if would make him richer and more loved he would dress up in African garb and force Barron to get bottom surgery. Peter Thiel or whoever tried to have him killed twice. He can be easily convinced into throwing anybody under the bus. I think Yanis Varoufakis’ glowing analysis of Trump’s economic nationalism is a terrific smokescreen for believable behind the scenes appeals to turn Trump against some of his backstage ghouls. Just believably suck his cock for being some kind of economic genius and then put him back on track with being the antiwar guy and having a bigger dick than Silicon Valley.

How much of our tax money went towards a bribe?

I hope the Nobel committee won't be stupid enough to award the prize to that common criminal. If they do it will because they're scared of something. Also, if they do they may as well disband as any future awards will have been sullied by giving one to that filth Trump.

The Pakis are totally sucking up to him.

His clown car administration let India/Pakistan get far worse than it’s been since the 70s. They’ve got to be kidding.