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Pakistan to nominate Trump for Nobel Peace Prize

...and the world gets sadder. Then laughs uproariously

[quote]Pakistan said on Saturday it would recommend U.S. President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, an accolade that he has said he craves, for his work in helping to resolve the recent conflict between India and Pakistan.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2025 8:09 PM

[quote]...and the world gets sadder. Then laughs uproariously

Many people laughed when Obama received it in 2009 several months after taking office for simply being POC.

by Anonymousreply 1June 21, 2025 1:30 PM

But not the entire world, R1, only the MAGAts

by Anonymousreply 2June 21, 2025 2:39 PM

Anyone can be nominated for a Nobel prize

The Nobel Committee will never give that nazi a prize

by Anonymousreply 3June 21, 2025 2:41 PM

Pakistan is desperate to kiss Trump’s ass. Next we’ll see a Trump tower going up in Pakistan.

by Anonymousreply 4June 21, 2025 2:43 PM

Is this the same Pakistan that told Trump if the US joined with Israel's attacks on Iran that they would join with Iran to fight the US with everything they've got, from a massive army all the way through to nukes? That Pakistan?

Yeah, I'm sure they'll nominate him for a Nobel.

by Anonymousreply 6June 21, 2025 7:06 PM

Fuck off, Pakistan. Trump belongs in prison.

by Anonymousreply 7June 21, 2025 7:27 PM

Hopefully, the level-headed Swedes will simply smile and accept the nomination, then carefully deposit it into the rubbish can where it belongs.

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2025 7:32 PM

[quote]President Donald Trump activated thousands of troops in Los Angeles this month and is currently mulling a U.S. war with Iran, but complained Friday that he hasn’t been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize yet — and said he should’ve gotten “four or five” of them.

[quote]“Well, they should give me the Nobel Prize for Rwanda,” he told reporters. “And if you look to Congo, or you could say Serbia, Kosovo, you can say a lot of them. You could say, I mean, the big one is India and Pakistan. I should’ve gotten it four or five times.”

[quote]“I would think the Abraham Accords would be a good one, too,” Trump added. “They won’t give me a Nobel Peace Prize because they only give it to liberals.”

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by Anonymousreply 9June 21, 2025 7:56 PM

He might have a war at home with his most rabid supporters.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 21, 2025 7:58 PM

What about foreplay, Pakistan?

by Anonymousreply 11June 21, 2025 8:03 PM

The whole world laughed when R1's old man used a defective condom and thus was born his demon seed kid.

by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2025 8:09 PM
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