All Hail Robin Hood

He's hot

He's too hot to be guilty.

Free him now!

NOT GUILTY 🥵

Where is the gofundme for his legal fund?

R4 you bitches are shameless 😂.

Already posted

Bump

I would actively try to get on the jury to force a mistrial.

It oughta be illegal!

Mamma Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

Have we decided if he smells cookies or just a really cheesy straight bro?

It's Mangione.

The shirtless backpack look that many of you cream over!

Uh, it looks like he's MAGA..hotness points going down for me.

Beautiful scenery.

And the green hills are lovely too.

He's a libertarian tech bro. Posts Lex Fridman and Thiel.

Gorgeous alleged murderer

Eyetalian men don't mess around!!

[quote]It's Mangione.

Thanks for your input, Chuck.

To R4- I will chip in to his GoFundMe account?

The Bf called me to tell me he looks like "every North Jersey Italian man" he grew up with.

Then he tells me the 1st thing he thought of was "wow, he fuckable, we have to save him from prison-not guilty".

He looks like the Cuomos as they show more of his pics.

R16 He posts material from Thiel. Uh o. DL will hate him now.

Thiel wants to FUCK HIM LIKE AN ANIMAL, WANTS TO FEEL HIM ON THE INSIDE!!

Maybe Thiel will buy him a pardon from Dump if he's a very good blood boy

I wonder if the kid is schizophrenic. That shit manifests differently for high iq individuals who were high functioning. I wonder if he is schizophrenic and then somehow was screwed over by the healthcare industry.

Serving lewis in his mugshot.

Is he uncut?

His mugshot looks like it came right out of a Dolce & Gabbana catalogue.

NBC News is discussing him further. He was valedictorian of his high school and has a masters degree in computer science. I think he was schizophrenic yo. He started following the causes of Ted Kazynsky.

R26, somebody revive Michelangelo to make a statue of him!

[quote]Where is he at?

Oh, dear, r15.

Mangia il Mangione ! (Me first).

Robin Hoodie!

R27 most Italian-Americans are circumcised.

Most European-Americans are.

For some reason, I'm reminded of this GOLDEN GIRLS scene:

[quote]SOPHIA: We had comic books in Sicily. My favorite was Benito the Hood. He lived in the forest with his band of merry thugs. Benito was very popular.

[quote]ROSE: Because he stole from the rich and gave to the poor?

[quote]SOPHIA: I said Benito the Hood, not Benito the Idiot. He stole from everyone and kept it for himself. Didn't even share it with his band of merry thugs. He was the idol of many a Sicilian youngster.

R34 Thanks for this. I never knew.

Of course he is circumcised. He is an American under 30.

To me the fact that he has such an old school Italian name makes him even sexier. Who the hell is named Luigi anymore.

Italians

When Eyetalian men shoot, we dont miss.

And those are just the cumshots!

Did he have both hands on the gun?

What I am dying to know is how he knew the CEO would be leaving the hotel when he did.

"Life With Luigi"

Crap.

Maybe his OnlyFans is still open.

None of you fat whores better be eating that crap from McDonalds!

R42 this has been covered endlessly. Thee time & place of the meeting was public knowledge —hundreds in attendance. That side entrance goes directly to the Hilton’s conference center. Any one could easily deduce that’s where he would be coming early ahead of the presentation. Doesn’t anyone read anymore?

R47 well you just informed me. Thanks. Now calm the fuck down.

I’m ready to have his baby

He is not hot. I guess getting caught wiped that stupid smile off of his face, too. To be so educated you'd think he would have ditched the gun and the "manifesto." He's left a trail of evidence a mile long. He sounds like he thought this was a game.

[quote]I’m ready to have his baby

You can be one of those desperate people who marries a convicted murderer in prison.

“Oh he’s a national hero, now eat your oatmeal…..”

I agree with R34. The Italian-American guys I have been with were cut.

If you want to find lots of uncut Italian guys you have to go to Italy.

Luigi's cock (allegedly)

He’s got a really hot bod

It didn’t last forever.

From his current arrest photos its obvious he has not been to the gym in a long while. And now he will get fat on prison food. PASS.

Robin Hood? How is he stealing from the rich and giving to the poor? It appears he has personal grievance with major health care companies who put profits over the necessary care of patients. Taking out a CEO is probably not going to make much of a difference, unless other CEO and board members of large companies feel they may also now be targeted due to their sociopathic profits over humans approach to business.

Killing the rich is even BETTER than stealing.

OP- In your photo he looks like an effeminate bottom.

They said he was shaking like a leaf as soon as the cops started talking to him at McD's in Altoona.

So much for the profile in courage/Robin Hood personae.

His wealthy family with connections will get him off with a slap on the wrist.

"NOT GUILTY" BECAUSE HE'S HOT!!

So why do we think he did it? He is Gorgeous though..And i rarely find guys Hot Hot. He has a lovely vibe and smile..pity about the killing part.

Every HOTT Man has 1 flaw to overlook.

I would guess ATLAS SHRUGGED would also be in his library.

Any vids of him rubbing one out?

Oh please. He is not getting off with "a slap on the wrist". He killed a stranger in cold blood.

Why? My guess is paranoid schizophrenia. Or some sort of personality disorder that permits murder.

That’s ridiculous. He wanted to kill the guy - the end.

Not everything is a psychological pursuit

R67 I think so too.

Who exactly 'identified him' in McDonald's ? First I heard it was a customer who recognized him when she took the table across from him. She then went to the McDonald's cashier and asked him to call the cops because she believed 'the killer' was in the restaurant. (Why didn't she step outside and call 9-1-1 from her cell phone ?)

Then I read the McDonald's employee recognized him when he was placing his order, and called the cops once Luigi took his breakfast to the table and sat down to eat (no other customer involved).

Not sure what to believe.

The rumor was that he tipped off the person himself, so that they could gain the reward

Sexy

There’s like ten different stories of how or who actually spotted and called it in. It’s all very fishy.

R73, are there realty ten different stories or just a few slight variations of whether it was an employee or a customer. Gross exaggerations like that are common among ignorant conspiracy theorists. But that is ok, just roll the drama for some entertainment.

Why does he look so posed in this photo? Why isn’t his mouth open? It looks like he took the photo himself.

Mama's mussy is hot and bubbling like a putanesca sauce.

r79, maybe he doesn't open his mouth until he has a French fry actually in hand and approaching his mouth. Jeesh!

I think that being popular in prison was part of his motivation. He's rich, smart and hot from a prominent Italian family, he knows he'll be the belle of the balls, guilt free. If It's prison, No Homo!

Biden should pardon him and put him in charge of health care just for fun.

Those dimly lit photos of him at McDonald’s do look odd. They look posed. There’s something staged about them.

This is not a funny or witty thread. It’s really kind of dumb- MAGA meme rules. For starters the OP doesn’t seem to know what Robin Hood was about.

Yeah I was going to say that about the hash brown pic. It looks like he took it himself in a basement somewhere. He’s not actually eating

I wonder if he'll still shave his chest in prison

I hope he gets off and that there are pictures of it.

He's going to need 3 assistants just to keep up with the fan mail.

R83 You think he has a big one?

I feel it

I haven't seen DL in so much uproar over a murdering hottie on the lam since that Canadian twink and his sidekick

R42 yes he knew the CEO was going to an investors meeting with wall st guys to tell them how much money they made by screwing over America with their pre existing claims not paid. The most important meeting for them all year. Very well thought out and planned.

Exactly r78 he will be revered and hailed as a hero in prison for killing a rich white guy representing corporate white america who fucks over the common man. Just like Bernie Sanders was in a way. He will be pandered to and be able to top or bottom whenever he wants .Earned major points here in the prison world .

R71 Everyone is trying to say they spotted him first, there’s a 50k reward for whoever did.

He's the new heartthrob for women and gay men since The Menendez Brothers have aged out of their sexiness, and are also on their way out of jail. America needs a new jail hottie.

What about me, the original Preppy Killer?

George Bailey shoots Mr. Potter in the back in the reboot of It's A Wonderful Life.

How did Luigi's back problems render him impotent and incontinent?

R94 What an awful combo.

R93 is that sung to the tune of S'Wonderful, Marvelous?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR........I mean R94.....S'wonderful, Marvelous......

R94 - pressure/lesions on the spinal cord in that area can cause numbness and incontinence. Even if the pressure is relieved, the nerves and spinal cord don’t always recover completely.

I’m not saying that’s what happened to him, but I experienced something similar in my neck; after years of excruciating pain, with no one taking me seriously, I had emergency surgery after losing feeling in my hand and having trouble walking. Now I still have spasticity in my arm and leg, foot drop, and pins-and-needles/loss of feeling in my fingers.

The area he had surgery in, he could have had cauda equina syndrome, which is a medical emergency.

His Abs are long gone.

His story is without a doubt the most epic Greek tragedy of my lifetime (52 yo). Will it just be about the trial, like OJ? Or will this have a ripple effect that will carry on forever, like 9/11? I have no idea. I have been wrong sooooo much this year, at least I’ve finally relearned the lesson that I know absolutely nothing.

The Bobby video at r11 moved me, haven’t watched that in 25 years? My gut at this stage on this kid is that he ignited a movement. A Change Agent does not need to be perfect to be effective. He could be completely broken and flawed in every area of his life, and good could potentially come out of what he chose to do. I’ve come to believe that almost all human beings are both bad/good, that our character in on a spectrum, and *no one* is perfect.

I have been saying since Trump’s first term that I thought we were entering a 2nd Wave of the Civil Rights Movement. I was wrong, because look at what’s about to happen with deportations, which most Americans seem to support now. But maybe this movement isn’t about race or even class? What if it’s about just life or death? It’s most certainly not about political parties. It’s about something much much bigger and much more universal. Is it about what America means? Maybe.

Time will tell.

Once this goes to trial (who knows when) this will be a ratings bonanza for CourtTV and any other network which decides to carry 'gavel to gavel' coverage.

Even if it does go to trial, I can't see it generating the same level of media coverage as OJ. There just isn't any suspense in Luigi's case. There's actual photographic evidence, plus fingerprint and shell casing matches. The only thing the defense can do now is plea insanity and hope the judge doesn't give him the maximum sentence.

Luigi is fighting extradition!

Link r103, come on kid, try to keep up

His fellow inmates yell "Free Luigi! His conditions suck!" during a NewsNation broadcast outside. (I don't know what NewsNation is...are they legit?)

Can't argue with that.