Sweet Jesus our shooter is hot as hell

He's Innocent!!!!!

He's hot therefore he must go free!

Absurdly so. They may have a difficult time finding an impartial jury, and I suggest they draw exclusively from the legally blind.

Figures he's Italian. They're all gangsters, from Tony Soprano to Nancy Pelosi, to our innocent of all crimes, Luigi

'How do we market post-revolutionary hotness irt with this hot little fucksicle!'

there's a little bit of good in everyone

Suck my left nut, R4. What's next: all Blacks & Mexicans are "rapists" as well?

For the record, his last name is MANGIONE. Some are typing it as Maggione.

NOT GUILTY 🥵

Mangia!

huh...I thought he would look differently. Caucasian with straight brown/blond.

I was not expecting the pecs! And he looks kind of sweet natured in the photos, not at all the 'Dead Eyes' thing you often see in a killer's back story.

This one is most unusual.

According to datalounge he was a Colombian woman with a prosthetic chin so this is very surprising

If I were that great looking, I might not jeopardize my freedom.

The body is very hot but the face is...odd, it's not doing it for me. Sorry, but he's gonna have to do some time..

I prefer him in a hood and not carrying a “handwritten manifesto.” But this shot has no flaws.

I like the odd face, it's me, and it's not too odd either, fuck me Luigi.

Luigi, you are a STAH!

I’d love to see the calibre of men you deign to allow entrance to your boudoir r19

R15 that is

Talking to yourself again?

INNOCENTE!

Gorgeous. Who’ll play him in the movie?

he's like James Franco by way of Farley Granger and Al Pacino

Viola Davis IS Lugi

Luigi can play himself

My dick stands with Luigi.

You expected him to have sociopath like dead eyes r12?

This wasn't some sadistic murder, it was very thought out act of political rebellion.

ugh I meant Dave Franco at R24 not James

It would be an honor to be assassinated by the hotness!!!

R28, no, as I typed at R12, I am separately (a) stunned by the bod, and (b) remarking on the alive eyes vs dead eyes as being unusual in the pantheon of famous killers.

What ever you gals are always saying about mama and her mussy applies to me right now.

At the beach..

He may look like the killer, be carrying the same ID and gun, and even have a manifesto describing what he'd like to do to healthcare executives, but can we really be sure this is the guy who killed the CEO?

I told you bitches he was going to have curly hair and be hot as fuck.....Told ya....Told ya last weekend......You bitches said he was going to be bald and fugly.....I knew those manicured eyebrows could only belong to a stud....

fuck that snitch who called the popo

Are there any indicators as to which team he plays for?

Knew he was Italian all along

As someone myself who is strikingly handsome, we always like to see one of our own get the fame they deserve..

[quote]If I were that great looking, I might not jeopardize my freedom.

Unless Momma got to him and turned him on to the prison sizemeat that'll make him MOIST AS A SNACK CAKE!

r33 like Shawn Mendes and Nick Jonas had a son

Hot POC.

How do they know that the same guy in hostel photo is the shooter??

Just wondering how big is his, um, weapon. I say eight inches at least.

No trashy tattoos?......So he could be a Datalounger.....

On his Ipod

Oof Madone!!

Will he use OnlyFans to pay legal expenses?

This is THE thread to follow now. How soon before a picture of his giant Italian sausage hits. I pray it's TODAY!

I think he's a bit on the spectrum, very focused, but can't multitask. Thus the confusing mix of cleverness and messiness in his crime. He has a bachelor's and master's in comp science, and also read body building books, in addition to being "anti-capitalist". I would say he's intel-adjacent and obviously he went insane sometime in his 20s. He may have little sexual experience.

even the cops who arrested him were reported to have gotten the vapors.

R49 he was definitely a manic horndog sending pics of that monster Italian dong to girls on Snap.

inCEL adjacent

Momma's mussy is sizzlin' like garlic in a Goodfellas cagemeat prison cell pan!

Thousands of gallons of semen will be spilled today as men around the world masturbate to this Italian stud

more good pics

He's American.

He certainly liked his McDonald's.

He PINGS thru the lens of every photo...Shirtless pix...No chicks.......[bold] Bitches we got one of our own in the news!!....Hot Damn!!! [/bold]

computer geek nerd incel who happens to also be a body builder with a cute face. And nuts.

The Happy Meal box at R58 was apparently full of freshly baked cookies.

A star is born

[bold] He is a SWIFTIE!!.....100% GAY.[/bold] I am also curious about the cop mentioning his connections in California. What did he do for work there?...Someone call Ryan Murphy!!

He has a hot voice, too!

Luigi looks kinda gay.

One of his online profiles says he was a Data Engineer at Truecar.

Not guilty.

Maybe it was a crime of passion?

I'm so happy to be living in a time where even murderers have ripped abs.

He pings

Was he the victim's ROUGH TRADE

[QUOTE]"An “elderly patron” of a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pa., provided the tip that led the authorities to hold the man for questioning, a senior law enforcement official said."

Hah! Geezer's got extra retirement money now, but betcha he won't eat any better.

I’d suck him off and swallow.

He has health issues. Something wrong with his spine.

His family used to live in an $866,000+ home in Towson MD, which was sold back in June.

Is this his special someone

A hot, ripped, gay Italian assassin! Can it get any hotter? This is really some news day.

Ryan Murphy just found his next Monster series. Who will he get to play Luigi?

I expect lots of prison shower scenes.

There is something very femmy about him.

He posted this on his X

New Huberman Lab podcast out now: SMART PHONES & SOCIAL MEDIA: IMPACT ON MENTAL HEALTH & BRAIN PLASTICITY w/ @JonHaidt

•Rewiring the Brain •Real World vs Online Risks •Anxiety, Depression & Solutions •Male vs Female Differences •Conflict Resolution

R73 damn, but look at that curve!

Luigi's X

You old fogies don’t get that the younger generations didn’t grow up only watching Batman and Lone Ranger, their idea of masculinity is different

If someone has his dick pics they could make a fortune

Whoever said he's on the spectrum was right, he posted Peter Thiel talking about aspies

Wow - sister (pretty sure it's his sister) is a med school graduate, and currently in the medical scientist program at Vanderbilt! Smart family, medical ties.

[quote] If I were that great looking, I might not jeopardize my freedom.

He's going to be very popular in prison.

He left so much potential OnlyFans money on the table. So sad..

If Luigi makes a million a week on only fans between now and his conviction, does he get to keep the money? Or would the conviction mean he profitted off his crime and he would have to forfeit it?

I saw the word hot but I hadn't seen the photos!

Grandfather's obituary, from 2008. Lots of condolence notes posted, well over 50. I don't see that many nowadays, must have been well-liked locally:

He posted this in April

"Modern Japanese urban environment is an evolutionary mismatch for the human animal.

The solution to falling birthdates isn’t immigration. It’s cultural.

Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality: * ban Tenga fleshlights and “Japan Real Hole” custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores * replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter * replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school * heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them * revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)"

We must start a GoFundMe for him to bail out of jail!

I was wondering why he didn't leave the country, because I honestly thought he was a foreigner.

But he's American.

So where was he headed?

Hung like a horse.... from the horse's mouth!

No Jury in the world will convict him!

Why can't I ever meet hot guys like this? Are all the good ones in jail? Who do I have to kill to get a fuck stud like this?

[quote]I think he's a bit on the spectrum, very focused, but can't multitask. Thus the confusing mix of cleverness and messiness in his crime. He has a bachelor's and master's in comp science, and also read body building books, in addition to being "anti-capitalist". I would say he's intel-adjacent and obviously he went insane sometime in his 20s. He may have little sexual experience.

I think R50 is more than a bit on the spectrum, considering how he accuses LITERALLY EVERYBODY of being "on the spectrum" with him.

This is also creepily specific. "May have little sexual experience"? Yeah, that's super-common for hot frat guys. 🙄

The gays are fucking losing it over this guy. They’re in love. This where the Str8 Bros and Gays overlap on a Venn Diagram

Where are people like R93 finding these obscure little details about him??

Not related!

He's gonna get sooo many letters in prison

Mangione is an anti-capitalist 26-year-old who shared quotes online from "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski.

"Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness," a Kaczynski quote liked by Mangione read.

"Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs."

"In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual’s internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable."

Innocent Luigi was the wife's toy boy and putty in her hands. She orchestrated the whole thing, but poor Luigi will take the fall and rot in a prison cell while she counts her millions on her luxurious Minnesota estate.

"He's a hero! End of story!"

"Luigi Mangione was an anti-fleshlight Japanese culture fetishist."

Some of his Tweets that are emerging are WILD!

I hope we get a Luigi Mangione and Daniel Penny porn

[quote]Mangione is an anti-capitalist 26-year-old who shared quotes online from "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski.

An "anti-capitalist" who attended an Ivy League university (at massive expense) and cofounded a tech startup? Cunt, please.

[quote]"Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness," a Kaczynski quote liked by Mangione read.

Indeed. You'll find similar quotes throughout "Brave New World" about the drug Soma.

R98. There’s this little box you hold in your hand. You press down on it and it finds information for you.

Apparently, an insurance company fucked over his grandparents.

[quote] @bemadgirl Is it bad that I want him my pussy hole craves you my love

BITCH, get in line!

You'll have to fight me and my MUSSY for this hot piece of cage meat!!!

His grandfather Nick was a wealthy Baltimore area property developer, who owned country clubs and resorts. Seemed to be well-respected, had 10 kids. Unpaywalled (hopefully) link:

[quote] Amend and Pretend@amendandpretend

[quote] Imagine taking a public stance on fleshlights

Hahaha.

I stand with Luigi!

His Twitter feed suggests he kind of vanished at some point this year and may have had a bit of a mental break.

He is very intelligent, very good looking, and threw it all away. Why? Online makes people lose their minds.

Daniel Penny and Luigi Mangione are both 26 years old, born in 1998.

My nephew is the same age, and he's equally as wacko as both of these guys.

There's something a little bit off about guys born in 1998.

It would seem he’d be a prime candidate for being turned out at Rikers. But then they might respect the game and leave him alone or even protect him. I hope.

Where are his alt social media accounts? He must have them somewhere.

[quote]His Twitter feed suggests he kind of vanished at some point this year and may have had a bit of a mental break.

My Twitter feed also suggests I "vanished" earlier this year. It was because I was sick of Elon's fuckery, not because I had a mental break.

Quit with the fucking assuming already!

[quote] It would seem he’d be a prime candidate for being turned out at Rikers. But then they might respect the game and leave him alone or even protect him. I hope.

Rikers?

But Is this a State/City crime, or is it a Federal crime?

That would determine where he gets sent.

It would be better if he gets sent to a Federal Prison, because they're not as bad as State/City prisons and jails.

You missed the point r119. Family and friends were reaching out because they were unable to get in contact with him.

I've already sent 3 letter to the jail addressed to him...And I plan on writing FIVE tomorrow, including an X-mas card.!! He needs the support!!

r101 He's 26. Gen Z. Same age as one of my little brothers. I don't know what it is about Gen Z males but a lot of them seem very despondent or angry at the world. They're also easily radicalized online because they grew up in the digital age and were practically raised by the internet.

From struggling with girls to being angry with "the system," I'm genuinely worried about Gen Z males, my baby brothers and their friends included. They're pissed off and seem to have mentally embraced the DOOMER guy aesthetic.

Grandmother Mary's obituary, from last year. Sicilian heritage (someone here called it). Seemed to be very nice, stable, hardworking people:

I wonder if he was on any anti-psychotic drugs and got off of them?

His sister is a med school graduate, now at Vanderbilt in the MD/PhD program. This is all very strange, this guy's family seems to be extremely stable and likeable. Self-made and hard-working. I really wonder what happened to him here.

He definitely gives off manic vibes with some of those rambling tweets.

Yep, Luigi is straight

I approve.

[quote] His sister is a med school graduate, now at Vanderbilt in the MD/PhD program. This is all very strange, this guy's family seems to be extremely stable and likeable. Self-made and hard-working. I really wonder what happened to him here.

I posted about my 26 year old nephew being the same age as Daniel Penny and Luigi Mangione.

At one point my nephew started acting FUCKING CRAZY because he was on Adderall.

He would be out digging holes in the yard late at night, acting crazy and manic, speaking in rapid fire sentences and rambling, and he couldn't sit still.

A side effect was the same type of body as Luigi, because it's basically like meth, so it makes you really skinny.

His parents forced him to get off of Adderall, even though he kept begging for it.

GenZ were basically all given Adderall for ADHD, is what I'm saying.

His sister is actually a medical resident in Texas (will decline to name the site, although it's easily searched) after graduating from Vanderbilt a couple of years ago.

I don't know why people are surprised he is intelligent and from a "good family".

To me obviously this crime was committed by someone who is very intelligent.

Yet another plot twist. His cousin is a Republican lawmaker in Maryland! So we get hotness and we can blame the repubs! Yay

r121 where'd you hear that?

R133 the Fox anchors are critical of the family because they can't understand why no one recognized him from photos, and called the authorities.

He had two parents, at least one sibling, and (from his grandparents' obits) 35+ cousins and 18 aunts/uncles on his father's side of the family, alone, all in the Baltimore area.

R96 you have me confused with the "He's on the Spectrum" troll, who is not MOI. I don't scurry around dropping this accusation.

R106 very few students at Ivy League schools struggle to pay for them or end up with large loans. If they are rich, they just pay. If they aren't rich, they get tuition grants. Not loans. There are 100 schools in the USA that are need-blind admissions.

r116/r130 See?? It's something going on with the '98 babies. My brother was never put on any meds, though. Our mother just babied the hell out of him. To this day, he's babied. For example, she pays his rent. Meanwhile, when I was 26, I had to work two jobs and got a lecture about "how to hustle."

Wrong^

Beautiful nipples. Innocent!

He can sit on my face anytime!

A lot of college kids abuse Adderall. And he seems manic based on his rambling tweets. Maybe that is the card his defense lawyer should play.

He's been pinging for me....perhaps he's gay?

[quote]I posted about my 26 year old nephew being the same age as Daniel Penny and Luigi Mangione. At one point my nephew started acting FUCKING CRAZY because he was on Adderall.

Why the fuck do you bitches insist on trying to blame almost literally everything under the sun on either Adderall or being on the spectrum? You're also being weird AF about 26-year-olds. No, they aren't THAT unusual!

They're all 26 & male. That's literally it.

[quote]. To me obviously this crime was committed by someone who is very intelligent.

Dear God. You’re as stupid as this young moron is. He committed a stupid murder with no logical objective and quickly got caught., all while bringing grief to a family.

He attended an all-boys high school...just saying

[quote]R106, very few students at Ivy League schools struggle to pay for them or end up with large loans. If they are rich, they just pay. If they aren't rich, they get tuition grants. Not loans. There are 100 schools in the USA that are need-blind admissions.

Tuition grants aren't the same as covering living expenses, and literally every Ivy grad I know has student debt from that alone, even if their tuition was covered.

[quote]Yet another plot twist. His cousin is a Republican lawmaker in Maryland! So we get hotness and we can blame the repubs!

FFS. 🙄 He has a COUSIN who's a state lawmaker, and that's somehow relevant? My cousins range from far-left to QAnon batshit. This is not an indicator.

That's the hottest X ray I've ever seen.

"At University of Pennsylvania, the median federal loan debt among borrowers who completed their undergraduate degree is $15,715".

That is for 4 years, at school with the current 4 year sticker price of 360K

Many many students at state colleges graduate with much higher loans.

The only people pay outrageously for Ivy League undergrad degrees are those from very rich families.

-- Truth fairy

What about THIS X-Ray, R147?

R141 Just realised we won’t be able to watch whatever his defence comes up with or see him in court as New York doesn’t allow cameras.

His commissary account will be FULL ALWAYS!

I like this x-ray, R147.

He wanted to commit an act of civil disobedience against the healthcare industry r144. He killed the CEO of the insurance company that denies the most claims

Grief to his family? You think he gives a damn. He wanted to take a stand and he did, that was his choice.

Federal loan debt does not equal total debt.

He should

He should have dropped

He should have dropped the gun.

How does such a smart kid turn into a murderer?

I hate Corporate America, I hate Billionaires, I hate the Healthcare Industry, and I REALLY hate Real Estate Cunts, but I would never kill anyone based on that hatred of them.

At what point does opposition to something, turn into murder?

I think that people who kill other people, definitely have a screw loose. It takes a lot to cross that line.

[bold] Hunch [/bold].....I predict dick picks are imminent...

Name or pics of his sister, r85?

Does this twink really look capable of cold-blooded murder?

Because he's an incel freak and likely insane. Perhaps schizophrenia. He's the right age to have crossed over.

His prison mates are licking their chops.

Mamma Mia!!

Not gonna post it here r158, she has nothing to do with this and looks (from her photos, anyway) to be a decent person. Her name will be out there soon enough.

She already wiped her twitter account, it's gone, so she's already preparing for the onslaught.

The only relevant remaining questions: IS HE GAY????

No work?

What was his major?

[quote]Gorgeous. Who’ll play him in the movie?

Cynthia Erivo

He has what they used to call "Movie Star Looks."

Our Luigi's one smart cookie, too!

[QUOTE]Because he's an incel freak

If you look at his Facebook pictures, he's got a lot of pictures of social events that he's a part of which include men and women. He smiles readily and seems engaged with others in his environment.

DL really needs to let go of the incel/spectrum freak trope and try to base assessments on available evidence (AKA reality) and stop with the compulsive projections.

R163 Miss Prisspot of the gossip pages

he looks like an italian adin ross lol

Have the dick pics leaked yet? Just checking in.

Online obituaries show he lost a grandmother in 2013 and grandfather in 2017.

His LinkedIn page indicates that he once worked in an assisted-living facility for the elderly for a few months in 2014, while still in high school.

It is unclear if Mangione has yet made any statements to cops.

Mangione also subscribed to anti-capitalist and climate-change causes, according to law-enforcement sources, citing online activity gleaned by authorities.

r158 A decent person too? [melts onto the floor with pleasure overload]

[quote] His LinkedIn page indicates that he once worked in an assisted-living facility for the elderly for a few months in 2014, while still in high school.

Did he kill anyone there?

Omg I want him to shoot me….full of his load

vpl

I'm seeing Twitter threads saying that his classmates are saying that his back surgery really fucked him up.

Luigi Mangione, the 26-year-old tech whiz suspected of gunning down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson last week, allegedly used a ghost gun that he might have made on a 3-D printer to commit the killing, authorities said.

“He was in possession of a ghost gun that had the capability of firing a 9-mm round and a suppressor,” NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said at a Monday press briefing, adding that the piece “may have been made on a 3-D printer.”

[quote]“These parasites had it coming. I do apologize for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.”

I can fix him.

[quote] “These parasites had it coming. I do apologize for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.”

Amen to that, brother!

I haven't seen this yet. Apologies if already posted.

[QUOTE]Based on his social media profile, the man who allegedly murdered the United Healthcare CEO is an Ivy leaguer and fan of Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Peter Thiel and other right-leaning personalties.

Regarding the photo at R178.....

[quote] Based on his social media profile, the man who allegedly murdered the United Healthcare CEO is an Ivy leaguer and fan of Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Peter Thiel and other right-leaning personalties.

Luigi Is the THIRD Republican-leaning nutjob to carry out an assassination attempt this year.

I fucking love it!

Never welch on a Pay Pal payment to your rent boi.

The family also owned a chain of senior rehab facilities. They were milking the system just like UHC.

Luigi was molested as child by doctors Dear Jesus PROTECT HIM!

Oh Baby!

What do I have to do to do to the same prison as him?

R33 he's already cast

Not the same vibe, at all, R192.

He has just the look I love. Dark hair. Ripped and lean relatively hairless body. Abs for days. The curly hair and slug eyebrows are quite cute.

Adam Brody could have played him during his OC days... he's too old now

[quote]He committed a stupid murder with no logical objective and quickly got caught., all while bringing grief to a family.

And delight to the rest of the world!

Did Luigi post anything about JAN 6 support? He could get a Trump Pardon!! Since he is a fan of Elon Musk I think he's still got a good chance at freedom!!

Paranoid schizophrenic in pretty package with solid IQ. But very messy in many ways.

Broad, muscly, smooth chest with furry legs. Yum.

Damn.

He looks to have gotten some eyebrow work done in the last few months.

Got them sculpted and tamed.

"I'm ready for my perp walk!"

I gotta be honest, I really, really want to see his cock.

Typical DLers. Hard up as usual.

[quote] I thought he would look differently.

No, he looks just like the rest of us, with our eyes.

(Why does no one understand adverbs?)

[quote]Not related!

[quote]—Chuck Mangione

I’ll bet it Feels So Good to say that.

[quote] I gotta be honest, I really, really want to see his cock.

We were teased at first with just the eyes, then the smile, then the torso... it's only fitting that we get to see his cock before it's all over!

How is he ever going to get a fair trial?

Not nearly as sinister as Luka Magnotta.

This is the saddest tragedy…I’m talking about the fact he’ll now never have the chance to do gay porn.

Serious question: could the CEO been his sugar daddy and he was then dumped? Jilted loved response?

No court will convict him!

The Fail absolutely reads DL, and gets information from us. This article that just went up a few minutes ago take nearly all of the personal and family details from what's been posted here and on the other threads. See link in next post.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I was very popular at work today spewing all the details from DL today (and showing all the photos). My straight coworker makes fun of me. "Someone's been on Data Lounge I see." Hehe.

R212 - I don't doubt they do. Years ago, when Madonna released her movie about Wallis Simpson, a DLer saw a preview in New York and reviewed it for us. Within the week it was printed in the DM practically word-for-word without attribution, of course.

R213 He looks fabulous in a caftan!!!

Dad is cute, too.

Was he on Chaturbate?

Mama's mussy, care to make a statement?

I want Luigi to assassinate my hole.

He should have run away to Canada I would have harbored him

Even his mugshot is hot

Since when is Mario Testino shooting mugshots? Luigi looks fantastic!

I’m guessing 8 inches, thick with a pink tip.

DL needs a companion site for hot felons. I'd pay for it.

The hottest felon ever

I blame the mother. It always comes down to Mommy.

How did he do during the police strip search? Is he okay?

You just KNOW they took a peek in there r227. I hope a Sausage McMuffin didn't sour the moment.

Is it possible to share a cell with this shirtless gentleman without actually murdering someone?

Video of him being taken into custody. Look at those sad puppydog eyes.

He seems gay gay gay but with the younger males it really is hard to tell. Gen Z is particularly fluid, even the “conserva-bros”.

bro is FIT

In many shots he smiles in a sunny radiant way but now he looks smug.

how does he maintain that body with Mcdonalds????

His body is phenomenal. Simply phenomenal. A work of art. He’s gorgeous. How does he maintain that body with all the back issues?

How sad this story has cut into David Muirs odd fascination with talking about the weather for 3 minutes a night. It's snow bitch.

Private Boys School. Interesting.....

Someone has to say it: flat ass.

Was he on a bus that made a pitstop at McDonald's or did he stop there by himself? I missed that part. When you're 26, in amazing shape and know you're going away for life at any given moment, you can throw down on some fast food.

Eric Menedezyish when he smiles

[QUOTE] Eric Menedezyish when he smiles

Will Cooper Koch play Luigi, too?

R237, it's a prep school, not boarding school. Get your mind out of the gutter, you filthy whore!

He was a scrawny 106lb freshman wrestler at his all-boys high school. Let your imagination run wild...

Has Cooper Koch visited Luigi in jail yet?

He only killed bad people, so it's okay to stroke your boner over him. This is the perfect story to both distract and motivate us as we approach the coming corporate dictatorship.

[quote] flat ass

Which requires the death penalty. My condolences to Momma's Mussy. 😢

This has actually been such a treat that he's that FUCKING HOT! R245 I could not agree more. I have had more pictures texted to me of this dude shirtless and delighted co-workers with quotes from this thread all day! His capture and hotness are what this nation needs to heal!

[quote]Someone has to say it: flat ass.

Where?

He's definitely got a panettone in there at R178, on top of everything else.

Guaranteed, biggest bush in the prep school locker room. Do guys in prep schools manscape? Would be a shame if he did.

Please, President Trump, get me a seat on the parole board!

R250 I've thought about the bush potential today too, just based on his eyebrows. Soon, the world will know! (LPSG is bound to leak some pics before the end of the week!)

In that photo he looks totally HOMOSEXUAL

Didn’t he flirt with a girl which is how we saw his face?

I forgive him if he’s a breeder

[quote]He was a scrawny 106lb freshman wrestler at his all-boys high school.

wrestler = gay

An alleged dick pic is already up on LPSG! I will try and get it up here ASAP!

ALLEGEDLY

Thank you, Josh Shapiro, but I don't need a lecture on how I'm supposed to feel, much less mentioning Brian Thompson's reproductive status as a ploy for sympathy.

Even the gay journos are getting thirsty AF over our hot-as-hell shooter.

Why can we state the obvious: Schizophrenia!

[quote]wrestler = gay

Nuh-uh. When I was a junior in HS, a boy I had a crush on wanted me to join the wrestling team. He was just a little heavier than I was (145 v. 135), and if I joined he wouldn't have to diet down constantly. But there was no way I was going to wrestle with him in that skimpy little outfit. He'd have known how I felt about him in thirty seconds. Though I weighed only 135, a lot of it was dick. I was not small. And it wasn't the era at all to be broadcasting gay attraction.

R258 hysterically, LPSG has come out with a "statement" that it's not his and has been on the site for years. WE WANT AUTHENTICITY!

I don't usually agree with Dan Savage, but in this case...

The Bulwark gays weigh in. Tim says the Boston Bomber was more his type.

To all those who bemoaned the positive response on social media to this killing, gird yourselves, because this cause celebre now has a face, a body, and legs for days. More like years.

He really needs to get those eyebrows threaded down a bit.

Did we know this already? From the NYT: "Cranston said the message reported that family members had not heard from Mangione for several months following a back surgery."

Again, NOTE THE TWITTER PIC. I'm not convinced this is just about the dude's grandparents.

R267, he has considerably bigger problems than tweezing at present.

The insanity defense

[quote] Didn’t he flirt with a girl which is how we saw his face?

No. The female clerk was flirting with HIM. She asked him to see his face. He only lowered the mask for 1 second.

[quote] The insanity defense.

More like the Insanely HOT defense.

One detail just melts me: when he was in the McDonald’s and the cops approached, he answered their question and began shaking.

He knows how bad it’s going to be for him. He felt he was assuming a duty, and while he may be crazy, within his understanding, however skewed it was, he was doing what he felt had to be done.

This is so damn sad.

I can't wait to see Luigis stacks of mail piling up at the Altoona Hooterville Jail. Wait for it.

R258 you DUMB, FILTHY WHORE!!!!

Hot Robin Hood

Is he MULATTO?

He PINGS in every photo. Show me ANY photo where he looks straight!! They don't exist!!

The good news is that that slobby, carb-faced asshole is still dead.

He exits the patrol car in a long-sleeve tee. By his mug shot, he's working a rather stylish multi-layer thermal outfit. With an appropriately insouciant expression. Media star is born.

Fashionistas need to know - WHO is he wearing?

Boing

If we can have a convicted felon as president we can let that hot piece of ass go free.

[quote]Fashionistas need to know - WHO is he wearing?

More important — what story is your look telling?

The Gilman School is the crème de la crème of Baltimore’s boys’ schools. Old money.

And here he is now.

Cookies?

"Brandon" claims to have hooked up with him and that he was great in bed.

Brandon better have receipts.

he's lying

[bold] BREAKING......Dolly Parton just released a song about Luigi!!! [/bold]

Luigi for President!

R292 = If only Kamala had picked Luigi. The course of history could have been changed....

He reminds me—especially the hair and eyebrows and the teeth when he smiled—of a Sicilian-American med student I knew. The med student also had a bangin' body and loved walking around the showers and steam room naked (big dick on display). He was also gay and I wish I'd had the nerve to make a move.

R258, thumbnail shape is different, Sorry, toots.

Those nips are driving me crazy..

Hey Luigi, whaddaya do??

The police-a-man take Luigi far away!

Definitely hot, if you are Helen Keller. If you aren't, not so much.

His abs are in Braille. And you could follow the treasure trail. So, go fuck yourself, R298,, you judgmental cunt

Was his eyebrow reduction claim denied?

The latest booking photo somehow makes him look bad

I wanna suck on his tits!

Not since Sacco & Vanzetti has there been such an unjust snti-italian American frame up.

Mangione, 26, cited UnitedHealthcare as one of the biggest companies in the US by market capitalization and slammed the health insurance business in the two-and-a-half page manifesto addressed to “the Feds” and recovered by investigators during his arrest Monday.

“The reality is, these [companies] have gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit,” Mangione wrote, according to the sources.

He apologized for any trauma he inflicted — likely alluding to his alleged execution-style shooting of Thompson, 50, in busy Midtown last week — but said “it had to be done.”

Great tits R302! Yum!

[quote]“The reality is, these [companies] have gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit,” Mangione wrote, according to the sources.

He's 100% correct.

We need the nudez

The hotness will fade ... fast!

Not so hawt now, is he…

Did the cops strip search him and look up his asshole like they do in the movies?

I think he's hot. He reminds me of a young Adam Carolla a little bit (who I also think was hot as fuck in his prime).

The eyebrows don’t match the suspect photos

Altoona, though? How déclassé

R273, any theories as to why, assuming he didn't want to be caught, he was so stupid as to go out in public to a McDonald's in the first place, especially without some sort of disguise and also, incredibly, WITH THE GUN AND HIS WRITTEN MANIFESTO ON HIS PERSON?

They absolutely do, r312... You are blinded by lust!

I'd do him.

[quote]The Gilman School is the crème de la crème of Baltimore’s boys’ schools. Old money.

It's these common Baltimore public schools! Oh, God, I wish we lived in CONNECTICUT!

The desperate hero worship and fawning over this murderer is yet another sign 2024 has given us of the impending apocalypse.

When does he appear on Dancing With The Stars?

We can always count on you R316.

His milkshake brings all the boys and CEOs to the yard..

‘Unfathomable’: Friend of CEO killing suspect describes him

Friend? Or "friend?" They used to live together...

Our dreamboat wasn't getting any because of his bum back!

[quote]“He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible,” Mr. Martin said. “I remember him telling me that, and my heart just breaks.”

I'm sure some kind DLer would let Luigi hold perfectly still while bringing him to completion!

They were totally up each others' asses.

[quote] Friend? Or "friend?" They used to live together...

Mr. Martin at R321 is definitely gay.

Thanks for that link R321.

"'He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible,' Mr. Martin said. 'I remember him telling me that, and my heart just breaks.'"

I call bullshit. This guy can rock climb, surf, fly all over the world, haul a weapon around, live in a hostel in group rooms, run and bike through Manhattan, jump on and off buses, but he can't date and fuck? GTFO.

HIM - in prison...forcast not good. Don't drop the soap!

IK "forecast"!

Unfortunately I am getting the sense that this is another case of an entitled rich white man who has been DENIED something he feels he deserves, and has lashed out. He obviously was in intense pain, but why the Health Insurance exec? Obviously this person would not have been unable to access medical care, with his wealth and privilege. Why single out the CEO?

I also sense that his family may have ostracized him, perhaps because they saw latent mental illness becoming more prevalent and wished he would just go away. Rich people are like that.

Pinched spinal nerves can cause psychosis

[quote]"He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible,'

sounds like an excuse as to why he never had a girlfriend.

[quote] Those nips are driving me crazy..

[quote] I wanna suck on his tits!

His pecs and nipples are the best parts of his body.

[quote] Typical DLers. Hard as usual.

Fixed that for you.

I hope he does his jailhouse interview shirtless

[quote] “He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible,”

That may be a blessing in prison.

is there a patron saint of sexy killers that we can pray to?

[quote] “He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible,”

Only if he's a bottom.

[quote] is there a patron saint of sexy killers that we can pray to?

He needs to hire Daniel Penny's lawyers.

The major puzzle piece still missing is how did he know where and the time to shoot the health care exec. How did he get that information?

The CEO also engaged in insider trading and had no problem with using AI to deny claims while it was in error 90% of the time:

“The suit claimed the company illegally deployed artificial intelligence (AI) in place of real medical professionals to wrongfully deny elderly patients care owed to them under Medicare Advantage Plans by overriding their treating physicians’ determinations as to medically necessary care based on an AI model.’

‘The suit also claimed the company knew this model ‘has a 90% error rate.’”

Thompson was dirty.

[quote] is there a patron saint of sexy killers that we can pray to?

Saint Sebastian.

Maybe the back surgery fucked up his nerves and made him incapable of an erection and/or incontinent

I noticed earlier today, and others have as well, that the UnitedHealthcare CEO killer, Luigi Mangione, looks like Argentinian tennis player Francisco Cerundolo.

The cut vs uncut question absolutely must be answered. It’s important.

Not really.

That was for R344.

And non-geriatric Italians or Italian Americans/Canadians are generally uncut.

Its been cast dear.

Does not look like the tennis player at all

You need eyeglasses

Did he hurt his back lifting weights?

i pulled something bein sexy

Casted.

A weird comment by this policeman (or some authority) on CNN, about the female McDonald's employee who recognized Luigi and called the police:

Starting at minute 13.50

“...she was very courageous, asking him to remain there while the police arrived, and be able to do that...”

Courageous or not, it was a dumb thing to do.

If he was so upset about assholes ripping off taxpayers by way of Medicare fraud, why the FUCK didn’t anyone tell him about Rick Scott?

Fuck. What a wasted chance to be rid of that skeletal scamming motherfucker

The criminal justice system can be hard on men like him.

His aunt has been identified!

Allegedly: He’s a total Oswald patsy, the CEO was bumped because he was going to out Nancy P. for insider trading. This guy was on the run for days with his picture on every news outlet and social media in America and the world… yet not one person recognized him and called in a tip? No college friends, distant relatives. It would have leaked. This whole thing doesn’t smell right.

What were his McDonald's choices?

R358, you don't mess with Nancy.

[quote] What were his McDonald's choices?

Big Mac according to another post.

His nips are delicious

[quote] Big Mac

This is my Presidential meal.

Was it worthloding his freedom for the remainder of his life or being executed as he will be under the new regime?

Hot body, certainly. Face is a weird combo of gay face, masculine face, and feminine. He screams "bitch."

He's a chameleon - he looks fairly different in a lot of different pics.

How did he know where & when to find his target?

The Deep State

La Cosa Nostra, Rose R67

R352 you've been cast as a dolt.

Cast is the correct form of the verb.

"Casted" is an adjective that means having or belonging to a caste.

R358 explains it all for you

The boyfriend...

R372, possibly explains the family's Hindu wedding garb.

The death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has some strange coincidences

- UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was in the middle of a federal lawsuit for INSIDER TRADING and fraud

- he said he works with NANCY PELOSI to get grants

- Nancy Pelosi traded on inside information right BEFORE UnitedHealthcare had a huge data leak

- Nancy Pelosi bought Palo Alto shares right BEFORE United Healthcare announced their recent security breach

- Palo Alto Networks is a cybersecurity company partnered with UnitedHealth Group to secure their systems after a cyberattack

I’m sure these are all huge coincidences

What’s crazy is that his family owns a bunch of rehab and nursing homes in Maryland and some of the patients probably have United HC, so United has been and will be paying his family reimbursements for care regardless of this situation.

R4, but hey, ya gotta admit -- we have a way of getting shit done without the yellow tape or the bureaucracy!

We can be REAL go-getters when we wannabe!

He’s gonna be popular in jail.

Apologies if already posted, but omg blog has his alleged cock pic. They're fast workers!

Nope, not him R378.

Fake news.

He looks good here in the holding cell.

Did he piss himself?

This is allegedly his Spotify profile. A list called "Celibation" and one called "Fastinomenon."

The Celibation playlist is troubling.

R383 Those playlists have had tracks added to them 8 hours ago, according to Spotify... which would be a random thing to be doing whilst in custody.

[quote] The Celibation playlist is troubling.

I’m very concerned!

R374 oh STFU nobody cares. We just elected a 34 (and counting) felon adjudicated rapist as president. Clutch your pearls elsewhere.

So, his body doesn’t look quite as muscly in his jail cell pic. Maybe he was unable to workout now due to his surgery? Idk. He’s completely gorgeous. He threw a lot away for what? He was set- great job, very intelligent, extremely hot, lots of money.

He’s a hero in my eyes

[quote]An "anti-capitalist" who attended an Ivy League university (at massive expense) and cofounded a tech startup? Cunt, please.

The FUCK does that have to do with anything. He likely didn’t pay for it himself. Also, where do you think these trust-fund babies go to school? Anybody who has that much time to work out and post psychobabble all day ain't working a 9 to 5 like "regular people."

His surgery was in 2023. So boys, his body and looks were going to go away very quickly. He was bedridden for weeks at a time due to his injury. He was no good for us. (Except to suck off until he inevitably got as fat as Brenden Frasier in The Whale because we all know that is where this was headed).

Autistic gay incel by the look of it

You'd think a minimum amount of prudence would have involved hair dye.

If that Spotify list was indeed confected in the last day (R384), somebody's quite invested in Luigi being an incel.

R390 Autistic gay incel by the look of it

Autistic incel by the look of it who I desperately want to be gay.

i don't understand how you can tell he's mentally ill? what are the signs?

Block R390 and any other of the Autism trolls. Your DL experience will improve vastly.

Verifcatia of sizemeat?

Finally someone tageted a guiltty class and not random people. It may not look like much but it's a moral advance.

All I can say is he helped me along this morning . Beautiful guy!

Chronic pain changes people. It turns your whole world upside down. He went from being super healthy and active to being bed-ridden. It obviously drove him crazy. I'm sure he was on pain pills, which only makes it worse.

Just look at how chronic pain drove Madonna crazy.

So any word on who won the killer lookalike contest in Washington Square?

r327 I've already made the theory that Luigi is somehow an incel. Got shot down by everyone but this checks out with what his MEGA gay big brah/roommate says. He couldn't wouldn't get laid.

There are incels who are not majorly fug. Even reasonable looking. It's their mental problems and horrible personalities that lead others to shun sex with them. And you know, is it chicken or egg. Did Luigi have problems getting laid because people sensed correctly he was a homicidal lunatic who might pull a gun on them if they annoyed him.

Explaining the injury that Mangione had suffered after a back condition called spondylolisthesis was worsened by a surfing accident Martin said: 'His spine was kind of misaligned.

'He said his lower vertebrae were almost like a half-inch off, and I think it pinched a nerve.'

Martin told CNN that Mangione, who he described as a bright engineer, suffered from debilitating pain throughout his six month stay at SurfBreak during 2022.

He said a single surf lesson left Mangione 'in bed for a week' afterwards, adding: 'It was really traumatic and difficult, you know, when you’re in your early twenties and you can’t, you know, do some basic things.'

The "friend" "roommate" interviewed sounds like a flake himself. He knew his exroomie Mangione was suffering and then says "he called me but I didn't pick up. We just texted..." With friends like that....

[quote]being executed as he will be under the new regime?

He broke New York law, he'll be tried and (if convicted) sentenced under NY law. New York did away with the death penalty.

287- In that photo he looks as HETEROSEXUAL as Richard Simmons.

NY doesn't have the death penalty. And the feds might try to get him for some federal crime(s), but I don't think they can get him for any federal crime that has the death penalty. So, he's likely "just" looking at a lifetime behind bars, not decades behind bars then execution.

1st degree murder in NY is limited to a few instances, different from most states. He will be charged with 2nd degree murder, most likely.

He has gay face when he smiles. When he smiles he looks like a contestant on project runway, regular face profile he looks like a nephew of Tony Soprano 😂.

his forehead is kind of weird

Not to mention the weirdness of his actions.

Mugshot as @ R406 could become as iconic as the image of Che Guevara was - posters, T-shirts etcetera.

Che Guevara has an entire career as a "revolutionary" to prop up his iconic or legendary status. This handsome douche brah has one murder and an obvious self-sabotaging desire to get caught. Or a delusion he was super clever.

Why couldn’t he have gone to Cornell?

I like McDonald's too!

R414, he was super clever. Until he wasn’t

NOT pretty.

She's an AI person and now all there is is someone else's camera showing the eyebrows going out of control and the bad skin on this murderous, slippery rich punk.

He's not the only criminal to be a UPenn Alum

He didn’t get in R415

They kept on taking ‘mug shots’ of him until they finally got one where he looks bad. Kept backfiring.

R413 You have to be kidding me. Please do not compare this rich boy to Che Guevara.

Che was a POS. Only Marxist idiots worship him.

His new mugshot: Orange is the new Black.

He’s hot, but so stupid. If he’s in chronic pain now, imagine how bad it’ll get when he’s in state prison with limited access to pain meds? Also, with his bad back, won’t be hard for inmates to get his cute ass to comply.

He’ll sadly be someone’s prison bitch by the summer 2025.

If they did give him the death penalty, there's a risk he'd become a martyr to stir more hatred of the corporate elite, like Joe Hill and the Labor movement or something like that - plus his looks and youth and being such an ideologue.

Che Guevara was born bourgeois. Not poor.

Lighting is everything dear.

He's going to off himself.

R426 The state of New York does not have the death penalty.

They can’t, so it won’t 426. Don’t besmirch the good name of Joe Hill—this kid is s shit.

r428 its not just lighting. That pic has camera distortion - making his face extra wide.

Betcha he has a thick Italian sausage

The CEO he murdered in cold blood was valedictorian at University of Iowa. Easily more impressive than valedictorian at a swanky prep school.

Tee hee!

R434 what’s your point?

R422 The Che was upper middle class bourgeois. And 2, you're right, Luigi only killed one person (and he didn't kill them for being gay unlike good ole Che)

Are you the fat CEO’s mother, R434? Who fucking cares?

Another new headshot...err, mugshot for his portfolio.

My point is the Zeitgeist has portrayed Luigi as an elite handsome wunderkind, valedictorian of a prep school and Ivy League STEM grad. And yet his victim may have been equally brilliant and surely had a higher use value to society, having risen through the ranks to CEO and at a young age.

He is really giving Erik Menedez in some of these.

he has an asymmetrical face, including the eyes.

[quote] And yet his victim may have been equally brilliant and surely had a higher use value to society

Society definitely needs more automatic denials of health care. We're too healthy as it is!

R442 pretty much ever human has one eye that’s slightly bigger than the other one.

Being a neinsager contrarian is not the only way to have a conversation. Sure "Dillinger capitalists" are arguably evil, or immoral. However that is meme, not information about an individual. The murdered CEO was a contributing member of society on terms most Americans are comfortable with. Not the radical left, perhaps. Most Americans, quite stupid and ignorant about political economy, thing everything about American capitalism is just dandy. That we have the best schools, the best health care, the most opportunities for upward mobility. All bullshit. But they believe this.

If the greedy immoral CEOs are evil for their pure capitalism, what about all the middle class and wealthy people who vote for governments and system that returns on stock and real estate investments. Plenty of "clean" individuals are making bank on dirty immoral corporations delivering them returns. Because they aren't going to get it from the safety net.

R440 How old is the CEO. Or was I should say.

[quote] And yet his victim may have been equally brilliant and surely had a higher use value to society, having risen through the ranks to CEO and at a young age.

Give me a fucking break, R440 you goddamned corporate apologist.

Go spread your 1%er BULLSHIT somewhere else.

That Healthcare CEO asshole was completely fucking USELESS! He did absolutely NOTHING for society, except make life harder and worse for people with health problems.

For fuck's sake he approved the use of AI to DENY people healthcare coverage. AND he was involved in insider trading to make himself even richer.

He was a SCOURGE on society, and I'm glad he's dead.

Luigi is a fucking HERO in my book, and I hope he beats all of the charges against him and gets set free.

You can hear him ranting as they take him into custody. He was lucid and fired up!

This unibrowed attention-seeker looks like a shitty Jonas brother. Ugh.

Luigi is like that two face woman on Seinfeld. Some pics make him look really hot, others can provoke a "YIKES!" reaction.

It's not like the fluorescent lighting in jail is flattering to anyone.

R449 Oh my yea. The poor thing is schizophrenic. I hope the deplorables don’t blame Covid vaccines.

I want to see his headshot.

His dickhead shot!

He's tiresome and insufferable. Fuck him, get him to prison where he belongs.

R449 I am not arguing my personal politics, your troglodyte. I am speaking in the tongues of Americans WHO DAMND THEIR FUCKING STOCK MARKET RETURNS.

UnitedHealth Group (UNH -5.07%). In 10 years, the healthcare stock has generated total returns (including dividends) of more than 630%.

The murdered CEO is EXACTLY who stock market investors want and value.

And those investors are middle class and wealthy people - including your working stiff pension funds, in many instances. Your brother in law. The nice lady next door. THEY DEMAND THEIR FUCKING STOCK MARKET RETURNS.

He’s our most vocal prisoner since Lee “I’m just a patsy” Oswald. And as guilty.

Long fingernails and painted fingernails.

He's quite tall with those cops. I thought he was on the short side.

R456, stop shouting in all caps. Jesus. You sound like a deranged frau.

His supposed nude shot on Reddit.

post a screen cap

He said “these parasites had it coming” 😆

uncut killer?

Bogus fakes at R461/R464.

A man can dream, R465, you killjoy.

[quote]The murdered CEO was a contributing member of society on terms most Americans are comfortable with. Not the radical left, perhaps.

Browsing social media, it would seem that disdain for the CEO and the company he led cuts across party and socioeconomic lines.

I'm sure Trump will fix our broken healthcare system.

[quote] That Healthcare CEO asshole was completely fucking USELESS! He did absolutely NOTHING for society, except make life harder and worse for people with health problems.

i appreciate that you are very rich and can pay for health care out of pocket. For those of us who can’t, insurance is a life saver. Can you please not kill all the insurance workers so that i have to get sick and die?

I'm really fed up with people saying he's "Mentally Ill" or "Schizophrenic."

He's 26, around the same age as Leon Czolgosz or John Wilkes Booth when they felled their victims. They were married to their causes.

He's not crazy.

Interesting comment on Bsky: "I'm shocked by the number of people talking about justice and due process. If our system worked the CEO would have been safely in jail and he wouldn't be dead." Truth.

Young men are highly susceptible to Schizophrenia up until age 28. I had a friend whose son melted down at 28. The (eventual) medication was insanely expensive.

I thought he would be Israeli

He initially looked like he needed a shower, and was probably sleeping rough for several days. After booking a bit more refreshed in orange, and ready to fight for the American people!

Enough, R472. Are you the “Aspie” poster as well?

[quote]The CEO he murdered in cold blood was valedictorian at University of Iowa. Easily more impressive than valedictorian at a swanky prep school.

Big deal. He had a BS in accounting.

And he looks like an accounting major. Ew.

But why couldn't he be schizo? He admired paranoid Schizo Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski. His actions are not rational. Your point is taken however. Booth was apparently NOT a psychopath, at all.

Stop spreading false lies, he did NOT admire Ted Kaczynski., he said he read what he wrote and had some good points. He also pointed out Ted did thing he should not have. Keep in mind Ted Kaczynski was a college professor before he went craycray. By comparison MAGA is more of a cult fallowing.

R479 you need professional psychiatric treatment

The funny part is all the cable media types are doing the Mika and Joe thing "he is not a hero, dark corners of the web are painting him to be".

NOPE! Sorry, YouTube is not the dark corners of the web you corporate a-holes. The vast majority of the American people do get why he did this. And most are happy about it even if they would not do it themself. Most are saying if you want us to show sympathy for the CEO's family, how about the millions that died being denied medical coverage from the same company that CEO got rich from? Where are those daily stories? Where is that sympathy?

[

Quote]This wasn't some sadistic murder, it was very thought out act of political rebellion.

Yeah, right up there with the Pro-Palestinian protests R28 😂🤣😅

"In response to widespread public criticism following the murder of its CEO Brian Thompson, UnitedHealthcare has circulated talking points to its employees.

Characteristically out-of-touch, the communications guidance directs employees to say that their mission includes “ensuring that everyone we have the privilege to service has access to the health care they need.” Not being able to access care is, of course, the entire reason so many people are furious at the health insurance industry in the first place. The same glib tone is evident throughout the talking points, one of which instructs employees to refer to the late CEO Thompson as “our esteemed colleague” and a “highly respected professional” — descriptions that are quite different than those I’ve heard from the rank-and-file employees I interviewed."

Because millions didn’t actually from his employment. Why not put a hit out on the thousands of admins and part-timers who duffle the paper work and answer the phones and clean the bathrooms onsite? Where’s you contempt for them, since they are culpable. Why not kill everyone in HHS and at Medicare—aren’t they complicit? I’m not going to stand here and let you denegrste the United States of America.

Pardon…typing on a treadmill 👻

Sweet Jesus! is right OP He's fug and those nostrils could double for the center tube of The Lincoln Tunnel

[quote]My point is the Zeitgeist has portrayed Luigi as an elite handsome wunderkind, valedictorian of a prep school and Ivy League STEM grad. And yet his victim may have been equally brilliant and surely had a higher use value to society, having risen through the ranks to CEO and at a young age.

But he had carbface!

I mean, let's stick to what's relevant here.

He seemed really sweet, so I don't know what happened along the way.

R483 so what —standard corporate gobbledygook. It would be no different at a corp *you liked.*

R486 Almost everyone without modelling or experience acting in front of a camera looks abominable in mugshots and passport photos.

But you weren’t “standing,” R484. By your own admission, you were running on a treadmill.

I stopped and started….

Whatever you think about the killer or the CEO, it bears mentioning that the largest expansions in health access and coverage in American history have been achieved through legislative action, namely the creation of Medicare/Medicaid and the adopting of the Affordable Care Act, and not through individual actions like this murder.

As enlightened and humanistic as Luigi liked to think he was, based on his Twitter feed, he didn’t take his own counsel. Which leads me to believe that he’s got serve mental issues.

The Mangione Manifesto:

“To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

Instigator!

I want to suckle his homocidal titties.

[quote] A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy

[quote] the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allowed them to get away with it.

[quote] But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

GINGO!

He fucking nailed it.

His solution was the only solution to fight the greed and corruption of Corporate America.

I don't care what you bleeding hearts say.

We need more rebellion like this, and the majority of the country agrees with him.

I don't see anything wrong with that manifesto, it's not all over the map like corporate news has been saying. In fact it's kind of polite.

Who's Gingo?

Also, odd you blame bleeding hearts for backing corporatism. What this guy did is what most bleeding harts would support. He's for the little guy, not big money.

The daily fail published pics of all his family. His um... pretty brother in law.

[quote] [indecipherable] x2

He has really shit handwriting or he was calling them cunts and they didn't want to print it?

Toxic Social Media is churning out a new generation of anarchist youth similar to what yellow journalism fueled at the turn of the century Gilded Age.

Did any of you consider that he might be the JonBenét Ramsey intruder?

Paul’s jacket and tie choices are atrocious.

[quote]We need more rebellion like this, and the majority of the country agrees with him.

We absolutely need more intelligent rebellion, from a lot of people. But I'm not certain that executing executives in broad daylight is the answer, it's gonna land a lot of smart capable people (like Luigi) in prison for a very long time, where they can't do much for anyone else.

Deliberate murder usually isn't the ethical solution.

[QUOTE] Did any of you consider that he might be the JonBenét Ramsey intruder?

He wasn’t even born yet!

His family should have taken him in for a rhinoplasty when he turned 16.

R505 it wasn’t daylight. It was early dawn.

Bored Rich People.

Aw you gotta love those big Italian noses. What do they call them - aquiline? Roman?

In any case, big. A lot like Semitic noses, imo. Any nasal experts around here?

Still nothing about his sexuality.

my friend's partner was Italian, had big nose too and very thick cock.

He pings to me

I can't help but sort of like this guy. Not what he did but the guy. And I'm not the type to be all bleeding heart about a murderer. He doesn't seem evil and whatever mental illness issues he may have may have been caused by freak accident or shitty luck and fairly recently. He seemed like a good well liked person before this.

Not saying he shouldn't go to prison, I just hope he can still make something out of his life anyway.

he can be a teacher in jail. get paroled soon for good behavior

No parole available.

[quote]is meme, not information about an individual. The murdered CEO was a contributing member of society on terms most Americans are comfortable with. Not

He likely cheated and lied his whole Life and paid no taxes - sorry. The CEO had it coming

Google removes 1-star McDonald’s reviews after worker turns in Luigi Mangione, UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s alleged killer

“More like Narc-donalds….I hope obesity and heart disease are in-network in PA,” one user wrote.

“Deny, defend, depose, diarrhea @ McDonald’s,” they added, a reference to the eerie message found on the bullets used to kill Thompson.

The words on the bullets — “deny,” “depose” and “defend” — bear resemblance to a 2010 book condemning the healthcare industry.

Soon after reports of the arrest emerged, other users wrote reviews claiming that rats ran rampant in the restaurant kitchen.

“Deny, defend, depose, diarrhea"...

LOL

Gay or no?

No, killing is NOT ok, but the corp class needs to be scared of us. If enough people threw their votes behind Dems to give them a supermajority on Congress, things would get done in our favor. SOME Dems are the problem, too, but it is not both sides equally. It is 75-25 Republicans are the reason big corps have so much power and we have hundred billionaires.

Seems he just wanted to be caught. Why sit in a McDonalds waiting for someone to identify you and call the police? Seems his real problems are just beginning.

R520 none of what you wrote is accurate, much less makes sense.

There are online posts saying he is bi. Will that do for DL?

DL can handle gay or straight. Bi no good here.

R522 It’s accurate, magat.

All Gen Z is bisexual. He was gay gay gay. Look at his pics. Flaming.

He couldn’t get it up. What a sad handsome young man

If enough people threw their votes behind Dems to give them a supermajority on Congress, things would get done in our favor.

In what bizarre universe do you think this would happen? R525 you’re daft.

Even during the extremely high turnout elections of 2020/2024, roughly a third of registered voters didn't bother to vote! That's despite all the early, absentee, etc. options that exist today. Apparently a third don't care one way or the other about anything. (That's the message they send even if unintended.) Thats one of the USA's more embarrassing statistics.

Has anyone mentioned that he looks like an A-List recruit for Sean Cody? He's exactly the type they go for?

My mistake. It was a third of the voting-eligible population, not a third of registered voters. Still, that's pretty bad.

Lots of countries have turnout as poor as ours. It’s not unique.

ROFL at R518!!

Fuck McDonald's, those goddamned SNITCH CUNTS!!!

Burn that fucking place down!

His family owned nursing homes and country clubs, shouldn't he have shot his father?

The recent pics are the result of bad lighting, bad angles, and the guy going through some shit. I'm sure his family has hired top attorneys for him, wait until we see him all cleaned up in his courtroom looks and styled. I'm sure several designers are already fighting over who will dress him. That is unless his attorneys are planning an insanity defense.

With all of his family's money, this kid probably was wealthier than the CEO.

i'm in love

R536 hardly. It was a very large family.

Large and handsome

His father and his family seem to be part of the problem he claims the CEO was a part. Hot Luigi benefitted probably for his entire life from whatever he's ranting about and for which he decided to kill an innocent man and father over. Hotta Luigi, he notta righta ina duh heada!

- Nonna Mangione

[quote]I'm sure several designers are already fighting over who will dress him.

The red carpet will be FIERCE!

I can't wait to see the Trigger Finger Cam in a box lined with Swarovski crystals!

GUILTY!

Of love in the first degree!

[quote]Did any of you consider that he might be the JonBenét Ramsey intruder?

There's no reason why he would be in Boulder in 1996.

He wasn't even born until 1998

This story is just beginning. I think this will be OJ on steroids

Not a chance, R546. Maybe if Michael Jordan was the shooter.

V is for Vendetta and nobody does vendetta better than Eyetalians.

Admittedly even

Um, someone would actually care enough to review a McDonald's?

Um, someone would actually care enough to read a review of a McDonald's?

Snarky people.

[quote]They kept on taking ‘mug shots’ of him until they finally got one where he looks bad. Kept backfiring.

I actually think he looks gorgeous in every single shot they've taken of him. Even in his "official" mugshot in the orange jumpsuit, the hair, the eyebrows, the eyes, the five o'clock shadow, the scowl -- all perfect. I think he's just one of those naturally-photogenic types that the camera loves 99.9% of the time no matter the angle.

I agree with the poster above who said that a media star has been born -- when I googled his name just now (in order to find the mugshot), the amount of images already online for someone whose name has only been known for two days is pretty damn phenomenal. Too bad it had to be for something tragic.

His body will only grow worse since he cannot even fuck, yet he seemed very mobile fighting the police walking into court. How can you be in that much pain and move that well, yet can’t fuck?

The pain was before the surgery. Christ almighty

R503 He wasn’t born yet.

R554 They said things didn’t get better after that the surgery was horrific and botched.

[quote] They said things didn’t get better after that the surgery was horrific and botched.

I tried to find some info on this since it appeared that initially he was very happy after the surgery because he got some pain relief. And then this:

[quote] After six months of living at Surfbreak, Mangione left to see his doctor on the East Coast, Martin (Mangione's friend) said. He came back to Honolulu after and rented an apartment in the same neighborhood, the NYT reported. Then, Mangione left Hawaii in the summer of 2023 and Martin texted him in August asking how Mangione was doing after his back surgery. Mangione sent Martin scans of his spine after the back operation, Martin said.

[quote] “He sent me the X-rays,” Martin said to CNN. “It looked heinous, with just giant screws going into his spine.”

[quote] Martin told the NYT he asked how Mangione was feeling after seeing the photos.

[quote] “So, long story,” Mangione replied. “Will fill ya in in person. Back in Hawaii as soon as I can, I have to figure out some spine stuff here first.”

[quote] Martin told CNN that Mangione called him once after that exchange, but he didn’t pick up the phone. Martin said he texted Mangione a few times between March and June of 2024 to check in, but Mangione never replied.

His communications with the email buddy in London all describe successful surgery.

No one knows the real story yet.Early on they were saying he was avenging his grandparents?

[quote]This story is just beginning. I think this will be OJ on steroids

He’s not pretending to be innocent.

I thought part of his problem was numbness - maybe he can't feel his prick - or can't get hard due to nerve damage.

This hottie does not have an Aquiline nose.

Also, his nose fits his handsome face. No surgery, please! The family made good in America but that is Southern Italian/Sicilian peasant stock.

Don Luigi.

I must be the only human on the planet who does not find this guy attractive in the least.

[quote]Fuck McDonald's, those goddamned SNITCH CUNTS!!!

Snitches get stitches and stitches are out of network!

Climbing at a gym in Honolulu.

He had a psychotic break of some kind in 2024. We won't type the word schiz.... since it's been banned from the discussion by snippy hall monitors.

Watching AC and a clueless group of talking heads discuss this on CNN. Oblivious as to why this guy is gaining hero status on social media.

Social media needs material. Personalities and events. Luigi is good material.

Well at least social media is not preaching at their viewers like Anderson and his Silos or Meka rimming the orange hole.

I am really getting tired of legacy media or cable news host thinking they have the moral authority to preach to their viewers. "don't turn this killer into a hero", "there are dark corners of the web who are praising this murder" So YouTube, IG, FB, TikTok are all dark corners of the web now? These media bitches need to take their own advice and just read the news and stop spreading their own agenda that's in conflict with 90% of the population.

If Americans what to turn this guy into some activist hero let them. Isn't that was freedom is all about? The right to think differently without persecution? Even if you disagree with it?

I've yet to see a single photo in which he appears to be insane or scary or evil. That's probably a first in anal crime history.

He looks scary here. Yuck

Look at that cop grabbing the back of his throat - can't blame him for being pissed off

[quote]This is why Jordan Peterson always bothers me. Overcomplicates everything he says aloud, wasting everyone's mental bandwidth in having to decipher it. The best teachers are the best communicators: clear, succinct, simple language

Luigi is a woke king!

the dead CEO looked insane or scary or evil.

Yeah, the media picked the 3 seconds he's pissed while a cop is digging his fingers into the back of his neck. Legacy media is really trying hard to stop his popularity.

[quote] Legacy media is really trying hard to stop his popularity.

Indeed.

They and their CORPORATE OVERLORDS have a vested interest in making this kid the enemy.

I hope someone sets up a legal fund for him, because I'd like to donate.

We need to make sure that he is acquitted of any charges.

FUCK THE MEDIA!

R573 I don't find him scary in that photo. He looks angry but not like an insane dangerous maniac.

My initial response to his appearance was that he looks like the actor in Red White & Royal Blue, who is not Nicholas Galitzine. Only a bit younger, and a bit less pretty.

He was better looking when younger, I saw his high school grad speech

Does anyone remember a brilliant episode of CSI where an old lady, refused essential treatment by her healthcare company, drives her car into a restaurant, mistaking it for the Insurance company next door?

[quote]Legacy media is really trying hard to stop his popularity.

[quote]If Americans want to turn this guy into some activist hero let them. Isn't that was freedom is all about? The right to think differently without persecution? Even if you disagree with it?

Indeed, legacy media holds its blowhard mic and makes its would-be tone-setting noises. To no avail. The freedom to find some broad worth in the dynamic created by LM, however lawless, will only strengthen in the face of top-down finger-wagging.

Manifesto!

[quote]the dead CEO looked insane or scary or evil.

I thought the dead CEO looked boring and dull. Like someone who was totally average in every way and just failed upward in life.

Verificatia of size meat?

Confirmatia of coinslot or rosebud?

R575 a woke king that likes Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, was against man hating feminism and literally said things like "wokeism needs racism to exist, so it’s always looking to pathologize new things as racist.”

Dude, do better research.

The problem is that this situation will escalate and could potentially lead to the goddamned Purge.

I am genuinely shocked by how many people are completely overlooking the fact that a man with an agenda assassinated this guy. Is this considered a good idea in today's climate, especially when our upcoming President has faced two assassination attempts in just a few months?

Do we really need this to become a thing? All the support for this nutjob's action is only going to encourage further nutjobs, and it will become a thing.

Killing that CEO was like planting a fucking tree.

[quote] Legacy media is really trying hard to stop his popularity.

Fortunately they've lost much of their audience in the last month or so.

"Legacy media?" Is that newspapers? FUCKING buzzwords.

What he looked like as a boy and teen. From his high school yearbook (obviously).

Ya my bitch now

DEAR JESUS DON'T HURT HIM! HE'S A VICTIM TOO PEOPLE!

Part 2

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Big Italian

Cock