HGTV Summer Thread 2024

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Damn it! Am I fucking invisible? (((hiccup)))

I'm watching an old episode of Home Town and this episode has a gay couple.

R3 They've had a few. I think at least two gay male couples, a lez couple and one or two solo gay men.

They really haven't had anyone like that for a few seasons.....I'm kind of worried they're getting a little more evangelical and stopped doing that as a result. There was a little more rah-rah USA stuff in the show this year.....and Erin is wearing tradwife dresses at the reveals in almost every episode so.....hmmmm.

So there's some gossip chatter that Evan (the tall one) from Bargain Block looks like he's not well.

I agree.....he looks terrible. This looks like meth to me.

The torso is bangin' but the hair plugs are getting super noticeable.

Evan from Bargain Block is super hot - I only just discovered him. What a great smile he has.

R7 yeah, I've always liked him. Tall and nerdy is one of my types.

So, there's a new show Breaking New Ground. It seems to be on Max and not HGTV or Magnolia.

You may remember the gay black man who purchased a big old house a few years back - it became viral because the real estate agent told him he'd have to pay cash and it would take him out of the running (he bought it anyway).

So, two things:

Robert Hartwell, the homeowner, was/is a Broadway dancer (was in Hello, Dolly and Memphis, to name two shows) and he is very, very EXTRA. Glittery. Festive. You may be entertained. Or maybe not.

And then there's his contractor John......who is fucking hot as hell, if you like gruff gray haired daddies with deep voices.

Rumor is that Christina's cavernous cunt is divorcing yet another husband.....

It's Enty but he's repeating what's been said elsewhere about Cuntina.

R11 Who is Cuntina?

Cuntina is a nickname that's been used here for Christina.

R13 Christina who?

R14 You're on an HGTV thread, you fat whore! Figure it out!

Jonathan Knight's husband is not what I expected. He's like a tiny little Latino twunk.

Yup.

The hot gray haired GC on the Breaking New Ground show needs to fuck me hard and deep. OR sit on my face, I don't care which.

Scott's cock was definitely kissing the back of his contractor's neck while they were hanging the swings on last weekend's Vacation House Rules. I've never wanted to take up a trade more.

"Christina who?"

Crawford, silly.

R19 yeah, that was kinda weird. Hot, but weird, but hot.

r19 I had to play that over a bunch of times lol

The contractor was tall and cute.

Scott's cock kissing the dude's neck

Meh, Scott's contractor this week was fuggo.

Apparently the entire HGTV schedule has been taken over by repeats of House Hunters.

Same with Food Network with Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

I guess it must be because of the Olympics.

YOU too can rent the big ass house Mina reno'd to make into an event space.....but since that flopped, now it's an Airbnb.

Includes BASIC toilet paper only.

To R26...HGTV ain't got nothing else!!

They need real design shows, HGTV really sucks!!

Brand new House Hunters tonight with Dan Renzi from Real World and Extreme Challenge. He's in Overland Park KS and is looking good and beefy.

Catching up on the Galveston show - Season 6 episode 1 from a few months back, just became available on demand for my cable provider.

Anyway, there's a part where Michael Cordray crawls into the attic and it looks like his drawers are about to fall down. They don't (sadly) but we see plenty of his hairy legs.

Still not quite as good as the full shirtless bit we got at the end of that whole run of episodes where they remodeled their inn. So cute, so furry.

Those screechy twin cunts in Washington state are back with a new season.

Their new contractor was sorta cute, though. But he needs to lose the Amish beard.

Mike should have that mole on his abdomen checked out.

In fact, I'd recommend a full body scan including his penis and butt crack.

R34 with your tongue?

Just caught the season premiere with the gay couple in Detroit.

I really do think the tall one is on drugs. He looks zoned out in a way he didn't in past seasons. Don't know if he's on anxiety meds or meth, who knows, but it's pretty clear he's not well.

You know I thought the same thing, something was off.

There was a post a few months back on Reddit where he looked very meth-ed out....hollow eyes and a tremendous amount of weight loss.

Don't be saying bad things about my Evan - he's handsome and fabulous!

R39 I like him a lot and think he's cute too. I hope I'm wrong and that he's just been ill or tired. But the signs are there that he could be struggling with something else.

Posted this on Spring and should have posted it here:

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Did anyone see a HH last night - Saturday, September 8th? I thought it was Season 238/Episode 11 - but the internet says that was NY and the show was in Dallas.

If you ditched the wife, the husband and the male realtor could have made sizzling porn. One blond (husband) bullt, and one dark (realtor). I was getting strong porn vibes. Husband was approaching Muscle Mary territory.

(Though the realtor did seem a bit douchy with his extra skinny pants, soft-side loafers, and no socks. Maybe it's a Dallas thing.)

You all may already know this but, Amazon Prime via discovery+ has, believe it or not, our beloved Joan Steffend:

[quote]Decorating Cents - Season 1 - Designers must get ingenious, inexpensive and inspired as they approach extreme makeovers with extreme financial restraint. With less than $500 for their renovation, they have to use all of their resources to make a big difference with a small budget.

I'm off to search for the rest. of historic HGTV decorating shows! When HGTV was in [bold]IT'S[/bold] prime, not the garbage we have now.

[quote] When HGTV was in IT'S prime

Oh, dear.

r41 - now I have to try to hunt that one down!

Sorry about the 'It's'.

Oh, dear, indeed. And in bold!

It's OK, R42. I mean, Joan Steffend would have anyone flustered!

Also, if you were on your fifth bottle of Yellow Tail wine like Joan is by this time of day......well, it's easy to get a little confused.

I'll admit that Evan on Bargain Block has strange bald spots on either side of his head. I can't tell if he keeps getting bad haircuts or if he has that OCD problem where he picks at his hair.

It may be the latter, R47.

He's kinda adorable, I think, but I definitely get the sense that he's either not that bright in some ways, or that mentally/psychologically.....the elevator doesn't go QUITE to the top floor.

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