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HGTV Fall Thread 2023

Continuing the seasonal thread theme.

We'll start this one off with Michael Cordray's hairy legs.......and hairy everything!

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by Anonymousreply 78December 18, 2023 1:24 AM

Continuing here discussion from Summer 2023 thread

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by Anonymousreply 1September 21, 2023 3:56 PM

And before the last light of summer slips into nothingness.....one more look at Mike Holmes Jr's swimsuit bulge

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by Anonymousreply 2September 21, 2023 3:57 PM

In With The Old's latest episode has a guy that bought a property in Silver Lake, NY to restore. He has the ***nelliest*** voice you could imagine. I thought for sure it was a woman when they had him doing initial voice overs.

At one point his boyfriend pulls up in a big pick up truck....the boyfriend speaks and.....his voice is even HIGHER.

MARY!

(The cottage was not my style but turned out kinda nice.)

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by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2023 4:05 PM

You’re welcome 😉

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by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2023 10:53 PM

Gross

by Anonymousreply 5September 25, 2023 12:12 AM

Ben has really lost weight for his 40th. He looks healthy!

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by Anonymousreply 6September 25, 2023 12:52 AM

OMFG.

*faints*

by Anonymousreply 7September 25, 2023 1:10 AM

He's a hot, hairy, beautiful man at any size.

I bet he's hung like a horse. (Especially now that his gunt is smaller.)

by Anonymousreply 8September 25, 2023 1:10 AM

Geezuz. I want Ben on top of me [bold]RIGHT NOW![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 9September 25, 2023 2:15 AM

This week's episode of Good Bones seems to be setting up the possibility that Tad would have his own show after Good Bones ends.

A few years ago I would have been all for that, but sadly Tad got fat and tattooed and dumpy and isn't looking as hot as he used to....and he also looks like he's constantly in a haze of pot smoke. A shame as he used to be much hotter.

by Anonymousreply 10September 29, 2023 4:59 AM

Home Town - "Wraparound Porch" - S6/Ep9

Daddy! And he has an identical twin brother, and two great looking sons.

The possibilities are endless.

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2023 6:06 PM

I want to be a Ben Napier / Dave Marrs sandwich. Dave needs to keep his hat on, though.

by Anonymousreply 12October 3, 2023 5:03 AM

R11 Was this the guy?

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by Anonymousreply 13October 3, 2023 5:18 PM

R13

I'm pretty sure that's the guy, yes. (Or, he looks just like him.)

You know any more about him?

by Anonymousreply 14October 3, 2023 5:37 PM

Nope, just went into my On Demand to see if I could find an image to screenshot. I didn't remember seeing that episode.

by Anonymousreply 15October 3, 2023 5:42 PM

I was exceptionally bored and farting around on Ancestry - they have a Yearbook archive and I decided to look up a few HGTV/Magnolia guys to see if I could find their photos.

You may not recognize this guy without his cowboy hat......

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by Anonymousreply 16October 4, 2023 5:33 PM

OMG, that Balmoral house on Bargain Block was amazing!!!

I loved it so, so much. 😍😍😍

The best house they’ve done so far.

Evan and Keith continue to charm and delight. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 17October 6, 2023 3:02 AM

I liked a lot of it. Not sure about the painted brick on the fireplace or the checkerboard tile, but a lot of it was very nice.

by Anonymousreply 18October 6, 2023 10:27 PM

I know Nate and Jeremiah are hated on the DL but something about Nate turns me on....however, I think it's my mind playing tricks on me and confusing Nate with David Eego (the enormously hung Reddit poster) because they sort of look alike and/or have similar eyes.

by Anonymousreply 19October 11, 2023 3:33 PM

I'm new to this thread. I just discovered Bargain Block about a month ago. I love it! I saw a few of the newer episodes then went back to Episode One and am working my way forward to episode two shows.

Unsellable Houses is another favorite and both regular and International House Hunters. Is Ugliest House in America an HGTV show. It's fun.

I cannot stand that Magnolia Waco couple. The husband is so annoying. Also do not see the appeal of Ben and Erin although they have a good show. I binge watched it at first then overdosed.

by Anonymousreply 20October 11, 2023 6:24 PM

I preferred the first Property Virgins host. She had a Samantha Jones quality. I could see her telling one of the hot husbands “well honey, I will get your wife that house she wants, but you’re going to have to eat my pussy first.”

by Anonymousreply 21October 11, 2023 6:59 PM

R20 Welcome!

We generally avoid Chip n Jo here. She's a cunt, he's a greaseball and they're fundie. And they're on their own channel now, so we don't have to deal with them on HGTV. (Though we do talk about Magnolia shows here too.)

We DO chat a bit about Dave Marrs, tho. He's also fundie, but unlike Chip he's still kinda fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 22October 11, 2023 7:39 PM

I can only stand so much of the Screechy Twins but they do have a nice design style.

Love Keith and Evan - and Shea. Their designs can be a little off the wall but it's fun to watch.

by Anonymousreply 23October 11, 2023 7:47 PM

Am I the only one who fantasizes about a Keith/Evan fuck tape? I find them so sexy in a natural body, non-porn way, and I keep imagining what the sex must be like. They obviously like each other so much, and I can envision Keith power-bottom-bossing Evan in the same way he gets Evan to approve his designs. The film should start with them getting home after a long day, showering, and moving to their Keith-designed bedroom with the custom headboard that was once a...

by Anonymousreply 24October 11, 2023 11:06 PM

I'm with you, R24! They're two distinct different types and I'd like to do them separately for different reasons depending on what type I was in the mood for.

But now I'd also like to be the third in a three-way with them, because I just sense that they would be a lot of fun in bed.

by Anonymousreply 25October 11, 2023 11:14 PM

Thanks R22! I'm glad to not be alone in my revulsions for Chimp and Ho. Dave Marrs is nice looking but I don't watch his show.

R23, I'm also a fan of Shea. She is the epitome of cute and sweet.

Keith and Evan have a very delightful, comfortable, silly way with each other. The genuinely are in love. I'm sure their sex life is great, too.

by Anonymousreply 26October 12, 2023 12:15 AM

Would you change the picture, Op? I don’t like the hairy pale legs.

by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2023 12:38 AM

I think Keith, despite his short stature, is the TOP.

by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2023 12:58 AM

Speaking of Dave Marrs, that show is coming back (Nov 7).

And it looks like Good Bones will end with Tad marrying his frau.

by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2023 4:38 AM

I love how Evan and Keith went glamping on todays show.

Their tent was huge! I wonder how much time they spent there and if the filming crew also had to seek shelter in the tent.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2023 5:13 AM

I love the Cordray's work on restoring old homes but the wife's voice is awful. I'm from the Houston area and I didn't place her as being from this area because her accent is not typical for this area. She's very nasal and has that loudest girl at the party doing shots and guzzling beer with the guys volume. She also has really bad grammar. How she got a degree in marine biology is beyond me.

I watched S1, Ep1 of In with the Old and the blonde Mormon in Utah also had an atrocious voice. A bit vocal fry, a bit Valley Girl. Ugh. She did interesting work though.

by Anonymousreply 31October 17, 2023 3:24 PM

R31 Ashley's voice is awful. She's such a butch I really found it hard to believe she was straight and married. Michael's fine ass deserves better. The producers toned her down a bit from earlier seasons, though.

I do like In With The Old a lot, though a few of the episodes feature fundies - to be expected with Magnolia. But they also had a fantastic lesbian in Baltimore reno'ing an old rowhouse. Overall I just like it because they show what they're doing, it's not a scripted "OMG we found this surprise thing and we can't fix your other room now" kind of faked BS.

by Anonymousreply 32October 17, 2023 4:08 PM

Ashley does seem very much like the softball playing lez R32.

by Anonymousreply 33October 17, 2023 4:25 PM

Also, the Cordray's show is done by Magnolia now and I've noticed the increased use of shiplap in their houses. I think Joanna has copyrights on that word.

by Anonymousreply 34October 17, 2023 4:28 PM

As much as Michael Cordray makes me tingle I think their show has hit the same wall some other ones have - all the cottages look the same and all the results are the same.

by Anonymousreply 35October 17, 2023 5:07 PM

I noticed when it was still Big Texas Fix that they used more aesthetician., more fun and variety but as soon as Magnolia took over everything is whites, neutrals and shiplap. I think their contract stated that they had to use fundie Joanne's aesthetic.

by Anonymousreply 36October 17, 2023 5:13 PM

That should be more color not aesthetician.

by Anonymousreply 37October 17, 2023 5:19 PM

Nah, I don't think Magnolia would be imposing those changes on anyone. It's not Magnolia that makes the shows anyway, there are various production companies that make them.

If there's a change in what's featured on a show in terms of decor/aesthetics it probably comes from the sponsors and/or suppliers, who want to push a particular product or trend.

by Anonymousreply 38October 17, 2023 5:22 PM

This week's Good Bones was the series finale....did not realize! Tad proposed to his stinkfish.

I am not usually thrilled with tattoos.....but Mina's husband IS a hot little fucker. Lucky bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 39October 19, 2023 4:40 PM

Just the tip? No, I'd need allllll of it, plant daddy!

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by Anonymousreply 40October 19, 2023 11:24 PM

We haven't seen Adrian Leeds in a LONG while.....

by Anonymousreply 41October 21, 2023 4:24 AM

R41 I just binged a bunch of the most recent episodes and was thinking the same thing.

I like the broker in the Netherlands episodes a lot. She's cheeky and seems would be fun to hang out with.

by Anonymousreply 42October 29, 2023 4:40 AM

Just watched a House Hunters with a bulgy ginger dude and his Edie Brickell looking girlfriend in Chicago.

I swear I tricked with him years ago. If it's him, he had shorter hair and a very nice big pink dong.

by Anonymousreply 43October 29, 2023 4:56 AM

I'm disturbed when Keith and Evan of Bargain Block pup up on House Hunters. I love them but it just doesn't seem right.

by Anonymousreply 44October 31, 2023 4:30 AM

I've seen other HGTV people turn up as announcers on HH. It is disconcerting. On that HH gig they seem uncomfortable.

HGTV is creating a lot of cheap production, and Keith and Evan are part of it; they take a previously created and aired show, and they add some 'sit around and chat' commentary to the show. (Bargain Block includes Shea.) And then it runs as a 'new' show. So with little effort - or less effort, anyway - they get two for the price of one..

Sometimes the commentary is interesting and funny, so there's that. Mostly it's just a repeat but is not listed as so.

by Anonymousreply 45October 31, 2023 1:41 PM

Interesting that they've done that with Keith and Evan and David Bromstad. The HGTV gays, adding commentary.

They seem to be trying to retread some of the House Hunters and Island Life sort of shows.

by Anonymousreply 46October 31, 2023 1:48 PM

R45, I've seen that too on Unsellable Houses and other shows. I'm not a fan and often skip those episodes.

by Anonymousreply 47October 31, 2023 6:21 PM

They did it a lot during the pandemic but it was usually the hosts of a show talking about their *own* show, to stretch out with some fresh-ish content.

But that stuff hasn't been applicable for a while.

You'd think with someone like David Bromsted they could at least have him talking about an episode with a hot guy.

by Anonymousreply 48October 31, 2023 6:46 PM

This week's Bargain Block had special guests Dave and Jenny Marrs. I assume to somewhat promote the fact that Fixer to Fabulous comes back next week.

They have appeared together on other shows and seemed to be friendly/friends but hoo boy, it was very forced on this episode. Lots of hugging (why does HGTV make everyone hug each other?) A whole bit where, strangely, they all said that they should live together (!!) It was just so fake/forced and obviously so.

by Anonymousreply 49November 3, 2023 6:39 PM

Yeah, the only things I got out of that very weak episode - there was nothing Italian about that reno - was 1) that HGTV is heavily invested these days in cross-pollinating their shows, and 2) that Dave and Jenny really are friendly with Keith and Evan. Even though it was a big nothing, it appeared that they really are friendly with them. I got no bullshit vibes at all.

The absurdity of them flying from Italy to Detroit was apparent, as illustrated by the meager use of he fabulous Italian Olivewood that Keith and Evan HAD to have shipped from Italy.

I also got the sense that this type of bullshit is foisted on them by the powers that be (TPTB.)

by Anonymousreply 50November 3, 2023 7:01 PM

I don't doubt they're friendly, R50. They appeared together on one of those hometown makeover things and their chat with each other and affection was genuine there. This just read to me as a bit more forced. Maybe they were just straining to sell whatever the network was trying to get them to do.

But yes, agree with the absurdity you mention, and also that this shit comes from the network.

It was a pleasant looking (if small) house but nothing Italian about it. The open house buyers were also super obvious about being told what to say, too.

by Anonymousreply 51November 3, 2023 7:16 PM

ps the one cute thing was "Beefy Timbers."

by Anonymousreply 52November 3, 2023 7:16 PM

Yeah, Beefy Timbers was cute.

Also, what I was actually trying to say - not well, or clearly - is that Dave and Jenny (and their religiosity) don't seem to have any issue with gay Keith and Evan, the way that those who can not be named would.

I've seen Jenny interact with Keith before - including on her Instagram - and they seem honestly friendly. Maybe it's the novelty of having gay friends; I've experienced that with new neighbors in the past.

by Anonymousreply 53November 3, 2023 8:04 PM

Yes R53 agreed. Despite the supposed fundie personal life of the Marrs family they seem to genuinely be on good terms with Keith and Evan.

That hasn't yet been reflected in the families that Dave and Jenny do renos for (unlike Ben and Erin - who do support pro-life causes, but also have clients that are gay and have shown that on TV).

by Anonymousreply 54November 3, 2023 8:50 PM

Leanne Ford interviewing Diane Keaton....wait, you mean they aren't the same person?

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by Anonymousreply 55November 9, 2023 5:12 PM

Poor Evan injured his hand.

If he needs me to hold his dick I'm available!

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by Anonymousreply 56November 11, 2023 2:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 57November 11, 2023 11:16 PM

Apparently they don't want to spend big on a wedding.

Which is the way to go if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 58November 11, 2023 11:34 PM

House Hunters S227/Ep 13 - Buyer is moving to Atlanta and her son is looking at properties with her, he is so fucking hot beautiful face and body with very hot ass! It's showing tonight.

by Anonymousreply 59November 12, 2023 3:55 AM

^^ He was gorgeous! And those eyebrows! And gay!

Son lives in downtown Atlanta, too, men. Look for him there.

by Anonymousreply 60November 12, 2023 1:34 PM

HHI in Ho Chi Minh City - a guy from Ecuador gives off a serious sizemeat vibe.

by Anonymousreply 61November 14, 2023 4:43 AM

I don't care how shoddy their work was, it's TV! Bring back Kitchen Cousins PLEASE!! 😍

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by Anonymousreply 62November 14, 2023 4:59 AM

Would you post a picture of the guy in episode 13, please?

by Anonymousreply 63November 14, 2023 1:22 PM

Manscaping HGTV style.

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by Anonymousreply 64November 14, 2023 1:41 PM

or at least the Kitchen Cousins OnlyFans

by Anonymousreply 65November 14, 2023 2:21 PM

Tonight's Fixer to Fabulous had a kinda DILFy dad. The family was moving from Austin.

Chase with the ridiculously huge biceps is no longer on the show but one of the guys on the crew is kinda hot. I swear he's eyefucking Jenny. I'd rather be eyefucking Dave....

by Anonymousreply 66November 22, 2023 5:03 AM

TL;DR Version

Case's wife divorces him. He has three kids. Needs a steadier job (maybe with benefits?) Life on Marrs would have him back.

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by Anonymousreply 67November 22, 2023 3:04 PM

^^^ Chase not Case

by Anonymousreply 68November 22, 2023 3:05 PM

He was a dumb hick but a few times he looked so fucking hot on the show. His biceps just continually got bigger and bigger and while he didn't have washboard abs he had a massive torso.

(probably also has steroid dick, though.)

by Anonymousreply 69November 24, 2023 5:02 AM

This week's In with the Old has a gay couple in Highland Park (suburb of Detroit).

Lots of gay men in this episode.

by Anonymousreply 70November 30, 2023 4:47 PM

R59 Pics or it didn't happen

by Anonymousreply 71November 30, 2023 5:23 PM

GASP: Hilary is leaving Love It or List It

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by Anonymousreply 72December 1, 2023 6:03 PM

Yes, this was a total surprise.

I do wonder what better offer she got.

Poor David.

by Anonymousreply 73December 2, 2023 3:28 AM

I think Adrian Leeds is done with HGTV too.

There was a Paris episode on HHI and no sign of Adrian.

*sobs*

by Anonymousreply 74December 2, 2023 5:16 AM

Not upset about Hilary. Hate the show. Hate her. Makes being bitchy her brand and I'm tired of people that are bitchy to be popular in an already mean world. They even turned her bitch shtick into a show where the hook is that she's a bitch. Isn't that cleaver and creative?

If it wasn't already clear, I really, really, really don't like her. And don't like the show. Can't believe there's been 17 years of the same exact show just exchanging the homeowners for different faces, with the same plot, and every single time a problem they didn't anticipate costing so much money that they just can't get everything they were promised.

The gay one? Cute, but he's in on the scam as well with is own shtick.

But I really just came here to say I have two friends that moved to France, and Leeds was their agent. Said she was nice. Apparently she's not as remarkable in real life as people think she is on TV.

by Anonymousreply 75December 2, 2023 1:34 PM

MARY!

I mean

HILARY!

by Anonymousreply 76December 3, 2023 2:15 AM

Just saw this week's episode of the Jasmine Roth show "Help I Wrecked My House" and the husband/father is a Platinum Level cardholder in the Does She Know Her Husband is a Homosexual? sweepstakes.

by Anonymousreply 77December 14, 2023 4:53 AM

new thread for winter

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by Anonymousreply 78December 18, 2023 1:24 AM
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