I'll be Myra the homeless woman, not entertained by Jules' wisecracking quips.
Let''s pretend we''re living in the world of St. Elmo''s Fire
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 30, 2020 5:36 AM |
I'll be the emo girl who goes all suicidal on your asses.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2010 9:59 PM |
I'll be Dale Biberman, two seconds away from slapping a restraining order on that punk Kirby.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 2, 2010 10:02 PM |
I'll be Jules' step-monster.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2010 10:04 PM |
I'm the one who got her crazy eye fixed years before.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2010 10:06 PM |
I'm the strand of pearls Leslie wears because I'm sorta conservative.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2010 10:09 PM |
I'm the theme song, "Man in Motion".
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2010 10:12 PM |
I'm the bottle of booze Billy will drink before having another throw down with the old lady.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2010 10:15 PM |
I'll be Mare Winningham's floor to ceiling girdle.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 2, 2010 10:17 PM |
I'm Judd Nelson's cavernous nostrils, flaring in anger at Ally Sheedy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 2, 2010 10:17 PM |
I'm the saxophone you couldn't get away from in 1985.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 2, 2010 10:19 PM |
I'm the superobvious metaphor of the title, waiting to be explained by Billy to Jules (and by analogy to those in the audience who are just too stupid to figure it out on their own).
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 2, 2010 10:20 PM |
I'm Mare Winningham's Chrysler LeBaron convertible, apparently the ne plus ultra of 1980s rich-girl cars
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 2, 2010 10:24 PM |
I'll be the guy born in 1990 who has no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 2, 2010 10:27 PM |
[quote]apparently the ne plus ultra of 1980s rich-girl cars
No, it was the ne plus ultra of *Republican* rich-girl cars. The rest of us were quite content in our Saab 900 convertibles.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 2, 2010 10:28 PM |
I'm the editor who put "The Meaning of Life" on the front page.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 2, 2010 10:36 PM |
I'm the kid wondering how come Emilio Estevez's last name wasn't "Sheen."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 2, 2010 10:43 PM |
. . . and I'm the large cat suit for Jules' step-monster!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 2, 2010 10:51 PM |
Just give me my check.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 2, 2010 11:08 PM |
I'm the earring dangling from Billy's heterosexual ear!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 2, 2010 11:16 PM |
I was the kid disappointed that Billy did not show his bare ass.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 2, 2010 11:32 PM |
I'm the kid in the audience surprised to discover that Brenda Vaccaro has a daughter who is also an actress.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 2, 2010 11:39 PM |
I'm Billy Idol's Neon earring.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 2, 2010 11:40 PM |
I'm "Naomi" the black hooker who never asks Kevin (Andrew McCarthy) if he he wants a "date" because I think he's gay.
I think he's gay because I never see him with a girl and he's always looks real strange.
[It would blow Naomi's mind to find out what went down between Kevin and Leslie. Of course, Kevin IS gay.]
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 2, 2010 11:53 PM |
I'm Ron, Jule's "fabulous" gay decorator friend who dresses colorfully, wears plenty of scarves, and drinks large, fruity drinks.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 2, 2010 11:55 PM |
I'm Felicia, Billy's white-trash wife. It's never completely explained why I'm on the periphery of this middle-class, professional, college-educated crowd.
Was I in college and dropped out after getting pregnant. Was I some "townie" who Billy fucked, or is Billy himself white trash and I'm someone he knew previously.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 2, 2010 11:58 PM |
I'll be baby Melody, destined to grow up fat, with poor taste in hair accouterments, and pregnant by 19.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 3, 2010 12:46 AM |
I'm the hot Jewish guy Jules calls to do coke with her.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 3, 2010 1:03 AM |
I'm Mare Winningham's Jewish mother. I like to stage whisper!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2010 1:12 AM |
I'm Mare Winningham's gertile that's hard to unbutton.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2010 1:19 AM |
gertile?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 3, 2010 2:32 AM |
My daughter would NEVER marry a gertile!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 3, 2010 2:44 AM |
I'm the coffin in Andrew McCarthy's apartment.
Upon which Brat Packers shall make love.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2010 3:46 AM |
I'm Mare Winningham's uptight Republican Mom who whispers "cancer" at the dinner table since she finds the word offensive.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2010 3:53 AM |
And I guess I'm also Rob Lowe's smartass whisper "prison" that I think is really funny and controversial but really just makes Mare want to weep.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 3, 2010 3:54 AM |
I, of course, shall be the cigarette Kevin flicks the ashes off of into the wok.
Hey, 'least he's suckin' on me.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 3, 2010 4:04 AM |
I'm Mare Winningham's Peter Pan collars, bangs and pearls to drive home sledgehammer style that I'm conservative and frigid.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2010 4:26 AM |
I'm a cardeteria.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 3, 2010 4:35 AM |
I'm Naomi's plastic jack o lantern.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 3, 2010 4:36 AM |
LOL! You guys are crazy!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 3, 2010 4:37 AM |
I'm the trademarked Joel Schumacher billowing curtains (TM) to stress that this is a Moment of Great Importance.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 3, 2010 4:41 AM |
I'm the pillow that is the only thing left in Jules' apartment (except for the Moment of Importance Billowing Curtains)!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 3, 2010 4:50 AM |
[quote]I'm Mare Winningham's Peter Pan collars, bangs and pearls to drive home sledgehammer style that I'm conservative and frigid.
Lol. So true. Like it didn't occur to Schumacher that a girl could be frigid, but still dress like a normal, everyday person instead of like her great aunt.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 3, 2010 4:56 AM |
I'm the love theme that was a hit in the autumn of that year--but which side? The instrumental or the vocal track? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 3, 2010 4:57 AM |
I'm the young coed who Billy is flirting with at the bar who wants to fuck him, but who unfortunately came with my friends who I don't want to abandon, a fact which prompts Billy to tell my "this face seats five."
I'm grossed out AND turned on.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 3, 2010 5:05 AM |
I'm the cop-out revelation that Andrew McCarthy is shy not gay.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 3, 2010 5:17 AM |
I'm Dale Biberman's hunky male friend who shows incredible restraint when Kirby shows up and disrupts my romantic winter retreat weekend with Dale.
I did it for Dale. If I had it my way I would have split his head open and let him freeze.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 3, 2010 5:23 AM |
I am the inexplicably leggy chauffeur of a Korean gangster's Mercedes limo, taking Kirby on his appointed romantic rounds.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 3, 2010 5:31 AM |
I'm Wasted Love.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 3, 2010 5:47 AM |
I'm the strategically placed scary ceramic clown head on Jules' bedroom floor as Billy creates St. Elmo's Fire with hairspray and a lighter.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 3, 2010 6:19 AM |
Well I'm the huge 80's looking face on the enormous background wall.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 3, 2010 6:25 AM |
I'm the freezing cold air blowing into the apartment that didn't quite finish off Demi Moore, much to everyone's disappointment.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 3, 2010 6:30 AM |
I'm the huge vial of coke that Jules has that my fourteen-year-old self is convinced *has* to be some fancy, designer make-up right up until she snorts it up her nose.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 3, 2010 6:32 AM |
I'm the New Breed Band, playing dynamic live sets in and around DC, including St. Elmos Bar. While I play fun, energetic bar music, my commercial potential is pretty limited.
My saxophonist isn't reliable and he's sort of an ass, but the girls love him, and my other members put up with him so they can get some "sloppy seconds" or maybe bang a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 3, 2010 6:35 AM |
St. Elmo's Fire has to be on of the worst movies ever. Were any of those preppy wastes of space supposed to be likable or interesting?
And to think that for a hot second that cast of no talents (save for Winningham) was considered the "new generation" of Hollywood actors. Blech.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 3, 2010 6:45 AM |
I'm the battered Underwood typewriter.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 3, 2010 6:47 AM |
I'm the cigarette ash sizzling in the wok.
ok, this is getting ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 3, 2010 6:49 AM |
I'm Dale Biberman's innocent room mate who will be brutally slaughtered in a double murder suicide committed by all around C- person Kirby Keger.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 3, 2010 6:59 AM |
I'm the "Many!" that Judd Nelson slept with.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 3, 2010 7:02 AM |
I'm Molly Ringwald. I wasn't in this movie, although right now you're swearing up and down that you're sure I was as the uptight popular princess who did the groovy dance in her pixie boots and... oh right, that was "The Breakfast Club." Now you remember.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 3, 2010 7:10 AM |
I'm Jules' car keys down Billy's pants. You know you want to try to find them. You know you do.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 3, 2010 7:38 AM |
That would be "nameless, faceless many," R58.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 3, 2010 7:41 AM |
I'm Judd Nelson's nostrils.
You won't forget me.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 3, 2010 7:48 AM |
But we'd like to.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 3, 2010 7:52 AM |
Ooh, I'm Billy Joel's "The Stranger" and Ally Sheedy is NOT taking me!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 3, 2010 11:24 AM |
I'm the creeping sense of shame that comes from reading a random interview with Andrew McCarthy from 2010 in which he states that, of all the characters he's played, Kevin is the one he most resembles.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 3, 2010 12:17 PM |
I'm the jukebox straddled by Demi Moore while Billy bleats on his sax. Somebody please Windex me.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 3, 2010 12:29 PM |
Let's rock!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 3, 2010 1:50 PM |
I am the Dean of Admissions at Georgetown University, who is quite sure we never would have admitted that piece of trash Billy.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 3, 2010 2:43 PM |
I'm the Arabs, spending our oil money on a wonky eyed coke head party girl.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 3, 2010 10:36 PM |
I'm the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that Mare Winningham eats while she has her epiphany that she is at last self-sufficient. And I'm the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich she ever ate.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 3, 2010 10:52 PM |
I'm Andie MacDowell's inexpressive face, failing to make sense of the scene where I react with apparent indifference to the revelation that I'm being stalked.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 3, 2010 11:09 PM |
Was it implied that Kevin was actually gay?
I always assumed he was genuinely in love with Ally Sheedy.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 3, 2010 11:09 PM |
Naomi the prostitute says she thinks he's gay.
Jules, before he sleeps with Leslie, is convinced he's gay and wants to set him up with her gay neighbor.
Did you see the movie?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 3, 2010 11:15 PM |
i ♥ these type of threads
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 3, 2010 11:18 PM |
I'm the big Woody Allen poster in Andrew's apt.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 3, 2010 11:18 PM |
I am all the times it's gonna get out of hand that Billy keeps promising but never materializes.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 3, 2010 11:21 PM |
I"m the welfare mom who tells Wendy to get herself some hot clothes and a man!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 3, 2010 11:25 PM |
I'm the lingerie sales girl who fucked Alec in the dressing room.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 3, 2010 11:27 PM |
I'm the coked up and drunk bar patron who is fingering a jacknife. The next time those obnoxious twats at the table next to me scream that"Uh boogita boogita hoe oh oh oh" in my ear, there'll be a stabbing.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 3, 2010 11:32 PM |
I'm the halting cadence which Billy uses to state: You're not. Gonna believe. How outta hand. It's gonna be.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 3, 2010 11:33 PM |
I am the Northern Virginia high school student, in grad school when the movie came out, convinced that the filmakers had been spying on my life and my Friday Nights at the Tombs. I also am increidbly incensed that the interior of St. Elmo's is the Tombs, which is down an incredibly long flight of stairs off a side street on P Street, but the exterior is the Crazy Horse on Wisconson Ave. Epic Fail.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 3, 2010 11:33 PM |
where did that phrase: boogita boogita hoe oh oh oh" come from? anyone know?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 3, 2010 11:35 PM |
I'm the WHITE welfare queen who admonishes Mare Winnigham to get herself a man!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 3, 2010 11:38 PM |
r82, I actually do know the story behind it, which is sad and pathetic.
According to Rob Lowe, it was something that the cast was joking about on-set, about how sometimes you'll be someplace, and there's a group of people all whispering and laughing in the corner, and you're convinced that they're whispering and laughing about you. So that turned into "Boogita, boogita, oh ho ho!", which the cast would do together on-set as sort of an inside joke, and then stuck in the movie as their "thing."
At least that's how I remember the story going.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 3, 2010 11:41 PM |
thanks r84
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 3, 2010 11:44 PM |
I'm the fat chick, who Alec, in full flared-nostril glory, is surprised to find out isn't in Kevin's bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 4, 2010 12:03 AM |
I'm Republican Congressman (or Senator) Hodges and I represent Alec's "moving up" in the world.
I wasn't going to hire him, but Alec's dad is a UVA Law classmate who practically begged me to hire his son.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 4, 2010 12:07 AM |
I'm Leslie's pearls and I vow to never stop being worn. Even in the shower, even during sex, I will persist.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 4, 2010 12:23 AM |
We're the University of Maryland students running rampant through Georgetown, apparently causing no consternation among our friends. Or our verisimilitude scrutinizer, r81.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 4, 2010 12:38 AM |
I'm Andie McDowell, using my own voice in this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 4, 2010 1:22 AM |
I'm Thom Bierdz, and although I'm listed in the credits, I can't seem to find myself in this movie...
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 4, 2010 2:08 AM |
I'm Jules's crimping iron.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 4, 2010 4:37 PM |
I'm all the cocaine these entitled twats hoovered up.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 4, 2010 4:57 PM |
I'm the coke being snorted off of Demi's ass during filming breaks.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 4, 2010 5:11 PM |
A Red Dawn thread would have been better.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 4, 2010 5:17 PM |
I'm Howie Krantz, Wendy's future husband.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 5, 2010 1:51 AM |
watching it now on Encore.
omg - it's really falls in the category: so bad it's good
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 5, 2010 7:48 PM |
I'm Mahler's Ninth.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 5, 2010 7:55 PM |
I'm Leslie saying "Alec" not Alex but ALEC, very distinctly.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 5, 2010 8:22 PM |
I'm Jules' pink apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 5, 2010 8:41 PM |
I'm the copy of The Stranger that not's leaving this house
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 5, 2010 8:46 PM |
I'm the girl who drinks that the band is singing about in "Give her a Little Drop More."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 5, 2010 8:54 PM |
I'm the roof where Billy adjourns to under all of that family heat.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 5, 2010 9:16 PM |
I'm "Kirbo" Kirby Kaeger and my plotline is pointless.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 5, 2010 11:19 PM |
I am a very closeted gay kid who went to see the movie, thinking that it would show me the hope and promise of life away from this hellhole I call home.
And then after the movie I get so depressed I drink a fifth of vodka and take a handful of baby aspirin.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 5, 2010 11:46 PM |
I'm Billy's ugly wife and homely kid. Why can't Billy find a good looking girl when he's so pretty?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 5, 2010 11:50 PM |
That's your world, R105. Bad Answer.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 6, 2010 6:44 AM |
I'm the Arab word for gang-bang...I think.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 9, 2010 9:01 PM |
I'm everybody's heart that has been broken by Billy
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 13, 2010 10:58 PM |
I'm the late 1980s sports highlight reel editor who used "Man In Motion" as background music, and intro- outro- sports upddate music at least 5,000 times.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 14, 2010 2:50 AM |
Threads like this remind why I love DL.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 14, 2010 3:08 AM |
I'm the dinosours eatin all the peoplez after they get married so young.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 14, 2010 10:31 PM |
Am I part of your props?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 31, 2010 5:46 PM |
I'm the Entertainment Weekly 25th anniversary celebration.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 31, 2010 5:52 PM |
I'm Kirby's red bow tie.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 31, 2010 6:46 PM |
I'm Kirby's hot bubble butt.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 31, 2010 7:36 PM |
I'm the very badly delivered "Let's Rock!"
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 31, 2010 7:36 PM |
I'm Mare Winningham, and I'm the only one who'll move on to bigger and better things, namely an Oscar nomination.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 31, 2010 7:37 PM |
I am the droplets of sweat that Billy shakes off his forehead onto the girls in the front row.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 31, 2010 8:25 PM |
I'm the pack of cigarettes Billy stuffs into his coat pocket as his boards the bus to his new life.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 31, 2010 8:31 PM |
I'm the Korean gangster Kim, wondering what these characters are up to now.
See link for answer.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 3, 2010 2:39 AM |
I'm every single permed mullet in the audience.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 3, 2010 2:43 AM |
I'm Leslie's glass full of Absolut vodka that Jules pours into her own glass for a pre- bedtime snack after Alec pulls Leslie away for sex.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 5, 2011 10:55 AM |
I'm the mix of mall pizza, popcorn and wine coolers lingering in your 15 year-old sinuses.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 5, 2011 11:21 AM |
I'm Jules' Jeep, which would have been more appropriate had Jodie Foster accepted the role.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 5, 2011 11:25 AM |
I'm Emilio Estevez's total absence of sex appeal, made worse by playing a character with a dog's name, in a movie with Rob Lowe.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 5, 2011 11:34 AM |
I hate this movie with a passion.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 5, 2011 11:37 AM |
I'm the humbling handful of Billy's hair in the shower this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 5, 2011 11:39 AM |
I'm the opening scene that superficially introduces each Character Type, practically by costume alone, except the Ally Sheedy character, who appears to be Mare Winnigham's sister wife.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 5, 2011 11:55 AM |
WW for R13!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 5, 2011 12:28 PM |
I'm the blinding white light that causes the skid.....TREE......IMPACT....that causes the metaphysical precision collision.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 9, 2011 6:22 AM |
I'm Jules' boss, who is in fact not fucking her after she was fired.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 9, 2011 6:46 AM |
R125 is a prognosticating thief.
I'm the cascade of wine cooler empties flowing down the aisles. Gin and juice doesn't roll.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 9, 2011 7:27 AM |
I'm the toilet in the mens room at St Elmo's bar that gives Billy a cool 'wet look'.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 18, 2011 7:32 AM |
I'm Jules's hideous faux fox scarf! I'm on TVGUIDE network right now!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 6, 2012 3:28 AM |
I am the group of embarrassed twenty-somethings watching the film soon after its release. We, nor anyone we know, are anything like the people on-screen and it scares us that the group of teens sitting in front of us nonetheless think the characters are true, and aspire to be like them.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 6, 2012 9:20 PM |
The wet look is in asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 6, 2012 9:58 PM |
I'm Georgetown University, recoiling in shame.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 6, 2012 10:04 PM |
I'm Kirby's laundry.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 6, 2012 10:13 PM |
It's on cable right now. Gawd, Emilio Estevez was a thick 'n juicy little number back then.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 7, 2012 1:27 AM |
I can STILL feel St. Elmo`s Fire burning in me!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 22, 2013 6:11 AM |
I'm the hand that apparently lets things get out of me.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 9, 2014 8:06 PM |
I'm the tight jeans that hug Emilio Estevez's massive thighs...
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 9, 2014 10:08 PM |
[quote]I can STILL feel St. Elmo`s Fire burning in me!
Antibiotics will cure that.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 9, 2014 10:12 PM |
I'm Jules's gay neighbor, who is SO relieved that Kevin is not gay.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 9, 2014 10:19 PM |
I'm Rob Lowe's Worst Supporting Actor Razzie that probably should have went to Judd Nelson.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 10, 2014 9:17 PM |
No one I knew acted that way -- it was some old schlomo's fantasy of post college kids in 1985
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 11, 2014 3:33 PM |
Watching this epic movie right now
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 7, 2014 6:21 AM |
I'm Melanie's rattle...
by Anonymous | reply 149 | February 9, 2015 7:00 PM |
I'm the Columbia torch lady providing the actual fire.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | February 9, 2015 7:07 PM |
I'm Mare Winningham looking up at the pretty pretty face and sumptuous body of Rob Lowe as he penentrates my virginal do-gooder social-worker hymen.
He does this after listening patiently to my dull tale about eating a peanut butter sandwich that I made in my very own apartment, gosh golly.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 9, 2015 7:09 PM |
I'm the jukebox Jules undulates on, during Billy's sax solo with the band. I want someone to drag me to the river so I can sink and die.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | February 9, 2015 7:27 PM |
I am Dale Biberman's handsome boyfriend who decides that, after a night of his girl being accosted by some psycho who drove all the way into the mountains, now would be a good time to get his camera and take a picture. To immortalize this wonderful weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | February 9, 2015 7:37 PM |
I am the moviegoer so offended that I began writing the script for "Reality Bites" that very same night!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | February 9, 2015 7:40 PM |
I'm the shower door that cannot withstand the weight of "not the fat chick"
by Anonymous | reply 155 | February 9, 2015 8:23 PM |
So many of my favorites have already been taken!
I am the Springsteen albums that will not leave this apartment. I am also that massive blowup Nike ad mural of the runners in Alex and Leslie's apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | February 9, 2015 8:32 PM |
I'm the awkward interactions Steve Parr has with the cast at the end of the horrible music video.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | February 9, 2015 8:39 PM |
I'm my apartment on 17th Street, to which Kevin would sneak away for secret gay assignations when he could. He was a surprisingly powerful top.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | February 9, 2015 8:54 PM |
I'm that half-hearted, limping "Boogita Boogita Boogita Ah Ah Ah" chant that they do toward the second half, when everything is turning to shit.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | February 9, 2015 9:08 PM |
"I'm "Naomi" the black hooker who never asks Kevin (Andrew McCarthy) if he he wants a "date" because I think he's gay."
We're Sherman Hemsley, Clifton Davis, and Roz Ryan, who one year later are trying to prop up your bad acting in a sitcom called Amen.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | February 9, 2015 9:19 PM |
I'm tomorrow's brunch. Probably one of the last times all seven of us will be together as our lives move in different directions.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | February 9, 2015 9:19 PM |
I'm Rob Lowe, and who knew I would be the only one that still had a major career after this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | February 9, 2015 9:25 PM |
LOL, R15, five years later if you are still around. That headline has always made me nuts.
I am also the same newspaper editor who puts the headline "U.S. DIPLOMAT" or something like that under a picture of the Korean guy in the newspaper -- just when Emilio is describing him as "U.S. Diplomat." For the slow ones in the audience.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | February 9, 2015 9:29 PM |
lol the cast looks so unimpressed with this mulleted loser.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | February 9, 2015 9:30 PM |
Andrew McCarthy was so hot. I remember seeing him in Mannequin another classic film. My very first crush as a young boy.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | February 9, 2015 9:32 PM |
I'm Leslie's career. A big stink is made about how it's important enough to come before Alec, but it's least of the seven that's explored. The drawing table indicates it's either an artist or architect.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | February 9, 2015 9:40 PM |
[quote]I'm Rob Lowe, and who knew I would be the only one that still had a major career after this movie.
Ahem...
by Anonymous | reply 167 | February 9, 2015 9:44 PM |
Rob Lowe and Ashton Kutcher would have made much prettier children than the Willises.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | February 9, 2015 9:47 PM |
Shall we move on to ABOUT LAST NIGHT??
by Anonymous | reply 169 | February 9, 2015 9:59 PM |
[quote]Shall we move on to ABOUT LAST NIGHT??
Hated it. Not even that sweet little Rob Lowe could save this turkey.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | February 9, 2015 10:02 PM |
Rob Lowe must be low on cash, all his movies are on television lately.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | February 9, 2015 10:02 PM |
Might be fun but "About Last Night" is nowhere near as fun to make fun of, maybe because it has a Mamet base instead of the godawful "Elmos Fire" script.
I will say: I am the endless montages set to bad songs by artists like Sheena Easton which helped lead to them being made fun of in "Team America" later.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | February 9, 2015 10:07 PM |
I'm the collection of LP record albums that the breaking-up couple fights over. Judd Nelson's mega-nostrils are flaring as they bicker about the Pretenders and Carly Simon and Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel.
Eventually he bellows "WASTED LOVE!!!" real real loud, and throws something that breaks something.
It's SO sad!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | February 9, 2015 10:13 PM |
I have a funny story about Judd Nelson auditioning for a lead movie role for a major studio and director, his potential comeback -- and how he did fine but the director came out much later and found Judd still in the outer office, talking on a personal call on the producer's phone. He had made himself at home behind the desk, ha. So much for the comeback; he went to TV soonafter.
He was, I will say, nice enough, though, not a dick. Or on his best behavior, phone etiquette aside.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | February 9, 2015 10:39 PM |
I'm the opening title credits, which are impossible to read sine you cannot see RED over the image of the cast walking!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | February 9, 2015 10:49 PM |
"I'm the awkward interactions Steve Parr has with the cast at the end of the horrible music video." - R157
You mean, JOHN Parr?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | February 9, 2015 10:51 PM |
I am the giant, creepy, china Pierrot (clown) head, complete with ruffles and pointy hat in Jules's apt.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | February 9, 2015 10:59 PM |
I'm the panties not worn by Jules when she attends Kirby's party at Mr. Kim's house and does a twirl while wearing a dress.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | February 9, 2015 11:02 PM |
I will be the orange color that pervades everything
by Anonymous | reply 179 | February 9, 2015 11:04 PM |
5 year old thread.....let's not and say we did.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | February 9, 2015 11:13 PM |
Sorry R176. I was listening to Steve Perry when I posted that.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | February 10, 2015 12:05 AM |
"Jules, open the door! We love you!" - Ally Sheedy in her worst performance and that's saying a lot
by Anonymous | reply 182 | February 10, 2015 2:41 AM |
I'm the Georgetown fire department, destined to be called because of all those opened paint cans Wendy has left in front of the roaring fire.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | February 10, 2015 3:31 AM |
Those of us that were the same age and in the same place as the characters in this film were horrified by the script.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 10, 2015 2:08 PM |
I'm the Columbia torch lady, here to provide actual fire.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | February 10, 2015 2:18 PM |
Has the main cast of SEF ever had a reunion like on GMA or something? Piers Morgan? It's important and I need to know this before I go to bed. Thx.
Oh, and I don't mean Ron the decorator, Myra at the poor people lunch place, or Jules' step-monster.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 16, 2015 7:46 AM |
I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burning in me.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 17, 2015 2:32 AM |
I'm fifty and even I can remember enough about this shit ass movie to play this game.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 17, 2015 2:51 AM |
I'm the hot salesgirl Judd Nelson fucks in the dressing room buying the sexy underwear he gives to Ally Sheedy who is embarrassed to wear it.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 17, 2015 3:11 AM |
I'm Andrew McCarthy's excitement that I'm going to be a star!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 17, 2015 3:12 AM |
So there were six of you r189!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 17, 2015 3:13 AM |
The Boomers benefiting from nepotism didn't know what to make of -- or particularly like -- the generation represented by the characters in that film.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 18, 2015 6:19 AM |
I'm a proud participant in this original thread!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 18, 2015 6:36 AM |
Thom Bierdz was an extra in this film! He was cute. I had hoped a big career for him.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 18, 2015 6:46 AM |
I'm the extra absolute
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 18, 2015 7:01 AM |
Like you weren't all about nepotism R192. Sing us another pretty fable.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 18, 2015 7:36 PM |
I'm Ron and I'm SO fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 6, 2015 2:00 AM |
I'm love, an illusion created by lawyers, to further another illusion called marriage, to make a need for divorce, and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 6, 2015 2:38 AM |
Of all the shitty movies I've loved this one fills me with the most joy!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 18, 2016 1:17 AM |
I'm St Elmo's Fire. Can you feel me burning in you?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 29, 2016 7:57 AM |
That's so weird r114, because I'm the 30th Anniversary special issue from 2015, and neither of us is as old as this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 29, 2016 8:40 AM |
To say nothing of Mahler, R173.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 29, 2016 11:38 AM |
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ANNUAL SUMMER VIEWING OF THIS GREAT CLASSIC???
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 31, 2016 2:39 AM |
I'm the patrons of this college bar, wondering why these annoying old people keep showing up every night.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 31, 2016 3:56 AM |
I'm 35 and just graduated from college.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 31, 2016 4:15 AM |
I forgot how funny this thread was.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 31, 2016 4:28 AM |
I'm the airy, bright, huge, fairly cool loft apartment (with a glass block divider) that Leslie and Alex (who clearly come from money) live in. I contain lots of record albums and a wok that Kevin used as an ashtray.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 31, 2016 4:36 AM |
I'll be the rat that scurried across your foot looking for spilled popcorn in that run down old theatre you went to to save a few dollars.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 31, 2016 4:38 AM |
I'm the University of Maryland in College Park, Maryland, filling in for Georgetown University where Alec, Kirbo, Kevin, Leslie, Jules, Wendy and Billy all went to college. Those scenes of the happy group walking across the quad and of Billy returning to to see if he could find work (only to be told that "we need someone to get us some good drugs") is actually me, not Georgetown.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 31, 2016 4:45 AM |
I still do!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 31, 2016 4:46 AM |
I'm an extra in a scene shot on 18th Street in Adams Morgan. For real.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 31, 2016 4:54 AM |
I'm Kirby's parents, pissed that we spent all that money to send our kid to Georgetown, only to have him end up being a waiter
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 31, 2016 6:23 AM |
It was a metaphysical, precision, collision!
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 31, 2016 10:07 PM |
I'd be so disgusted if I sent my kid to fucking Georgetown and they turned out like that loser Billy. I assume his parents are well off and paid his tuition because we KNOW he didn't get a scholarship yet he is on welfare and living in a slum?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 7, 2016 8:02 PM |
I'm Jennifer Connelly playing the long-suffering wife, Felicia, who barely makes it out alive.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | August 7, 2016 8:36 PM |
That was not Jennifer Connelly.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 17, 2016 4:17 AM |
Judd Nelson was never attractive even as a young man.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 17, 2016 8:58 PM |
Boogita, boggita, boogita (sp?), bump, bump, bump
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 17, 2016 1:51 AM |
I just want to bang Rob Lowe.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 17, 2016 2:23 AM |
Fuck, how do you Olds all remember these movies in such detail?
Do you watch them over and over again?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 17, 2016 2:26 AM |
I hated the theme song from St Elmo's...St. Elmo's. John Parr and his power mullet unleashed this torment upon us. It's sooo contrived and pedestrian, I just can't... The movie was just as disappointingly boring as Parr's song. I only watched (not in it's entirety) because I was the so-called "BRAT PACK" generation. And even then, ANDREW McCARTHY's hot, dorkalicious made even that bearable.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 17, 2016 2:35 AM |
The inspiring lyrics to the song r221 slandered: Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all But maybe sometime if you feel the pain You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed
Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won Soldier on, only you can do what must be done You know in some way you're a lot like me You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go (just how far I go) Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road I can make it, I know I can You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time, and my time is now, I'm coming alive I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin' Oooh, burnin' inside of me... (to fade)
by Anonymous | reply 222 | September 18, 2016 9:00 AM |
WHET our annual springtime viewing of SEF???
by Anonymous | reply 223 | May 20, 2017 11:09 PM |
St. Elmo's fire is harmless static electricity, which is intentionally undercutting the words to the song since it implies lack of power, just sound and fury signifying nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | May 20, 2017 11:32 PM |
The Sturm and Drang of unappreciated genius?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | May 20, 2017 11:33 PM |
When is this year’s annual viewing?!
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 10, 2018 4:43 AM |
I just watched this on Showtime. It's as bad, yet watchable, as I remember.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | May 10, 2020 9:21 PM |
I’m Billy’s sweaty wifebeater.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | May 10, 2020 9:28 PM |
I'd rather go to St. Elmo's Steakhouse and get the world famous shrimp cocktail.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | May 10, 2020 9:56 PM |
I’m r98, even though I didn’t think I discovered Datalounge until 2013.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 10, 2020 9:57 PM |
I'm Judy, telling Jules that she's advanced on her salary by two months and she has no check for her.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 11, 2020 6:17 AM |
I'm the paint on Wendy's hands as she fucks for the first time with Billy. Billy's odd request probably wasn't so much for the sex but probably to prevent Wendy from telling anymore stupid anecdotes, like the PB&J sandwich, about living on her own.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | September 30, 2020 5:07 AM |
I can’t feel it burning In me!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | September 30, 2020 5:16 AM |
Real talk. If they all went to Georgetown why did half of them end up being sick losers? And why can’t Billy pay his rent? Who paid for his education? Was he just some hobo who hung out on campus?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | September 30, 2020 5:17 AM |
I’m wasted love
by Anonymous | reply 236 | September 30, 2020 5:20 AM |
"If they all went to Georgetown why did half of them end up being sick losers?"
Is Georgetown or any elite university a guarantee against becoming a loser? I don't think so.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | September 30, 2020 12:40 PM |
[quote] "If they all went to Georgetown why did half of them end up being sick losers?"
in real life or in the movie? In the movie they're getting it together in the year or two after college. A process people can now stretch to 35!
by Anonymous | reply 238 | September 30, 2020 2:09 PM |
[quote]Is Georgetown or any elite university a guarantee against becoming a loser?
Georgetown was not particularly "elite" then. It was only ten years into its recovery from its status as nothing more than an expanded Catholic high school. WHEN did it become "elite," some of us wonder?
That said, the Jesuits did forbid the movie to shoot on their campus, causing the filmmakers to substitute the University of Maryland College Park campus, as far from being Georgetown-like as you could get in the DC area. They must have had a bad experience with The Exorcist. Or maybe Jules and Billy were just too trashy.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | September 30, 2020 3:14 PM |
I'm the juxtaposition of cocaine and product placement for Coca-Cola.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 8, 2020 8:11 AM |
I'm the life affirming peanut butter and jelly sandwich made by Wendy.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 29, 2020 2:09 AM |
I’m the Halloween party where trashy a Billy and his lady Felicia make a scene and end it with a kiss. Typical white trash couple drama.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 30, 2020 5:36 AM |