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Let''s pretend we''re living in the world of St. Elmo''s Fire

I'll be Myra the homeless woman, not entertained by Jules' wisecracking quips.

by Anonymousreply 243October 30, 2020 5:36 AM

I'll be the emo girl who goes all suicidal on your asses.

by Anonymousreply 1May 2, 2010 9:59 PM

I'll be Dale Biberman, two seconds away from slapping a restraining order on that punk Kirby.

by Anonymousreply 2May 2, 2010 10:02 PM

I'll be Jules' step-monster.

by Anonymousreply 3May 2, 2010 10:04 PM

I'm the one who got her crazy eye fixed years before.

by Anonymousreply 4May 2, 2010 10:06 PM

I'm the strand of pearls Leslie wears because I'm sorta conservative.

by Anonymousreply 5May 2, 2010 10:09 PM

I'm the theme song, "Man in Motion".

by Anonymousreply 6May 2, 2010 10:12 PM

I'm the bottle of booze Billy will drink before having another throw down with the old lady.

by Anonymousreply 7May 2, 2010 10:15 PM

I'll be Mare Winningham's floor to ceiling girdle.

by Anonymousreply 8May 2, 2010 10:17 PM

I'm Judd Nelson's cavernous nostrils, flaring in anger at Ally Sheedy.

by Anonymousreply 9May 2, 2010 10:17 PM

I'm the saxophone you couldn't get away from in 1985.

by Anonymousreply 10May 2, 2010 10:19 PM

I'm the superobvious metaphor of the title, waiting to be explained by Billy to Jules (and by analogy to those in the audience who are just too stupid to figure it out on their own).

by Anonymousreply 11May 2, 2010 10:20 PM

I'm Mare Winningham's Chrysler LeBaron convertible, apparently the ne plus ultra of 1980s rich-girl cars

by Anonymousreply 12May 2, 2010 10:24 PM

I'll be the guy born in 1990 who has no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 13May 2, 2010 10:27 PM

[quote]apparently the ne plus ultra of 1980s rich-girl cars

No, it was the ne plus ultra of *Republican* rich-girl cars. The rest of us were quite content in our Saab 900 convertibles.

by Anonymousreply 14May 2, 2010 10:28 PM

I'm the editor who put "The Meaning of Life" on the front page.

by Anonymousreply 15May 2, 2010 10:36 PM

I'm the kid wondering how come Emilio Estevez's last name wasn't "Sheen."

by Anonymousreply 16May 2, 2010 10:43 PM

. . . and I'm the large cat suit for Jules' step-monster!

by Anonymousreply 17May 2, 2010 10:51 PM

Just give me my check.

by Anonymousreply 18May 2, 2010 11:08 PM

I'm the earring dangling from Billy's heterosexual ear!

by Anonymousreply 19May 2, 2010 11:16 PM

I was the kid disappointed that Billy did not show his bare ass.

by Anonymousreply 20May 2, 2010 11:32 PM

I'm the kid in the audience surprised to discover that Brenda Vaccaro has a daughter who is also an actress.

by Anonymousreply 21May 2, 2010 11:39 PM

I'm Billy Idol's Neon earring.

by Anonymousreply 22May 2, 2010 11:40 PM

I'm "Naomi" the black hooker who never asks Kevin (Andrew McCarthy) if he he wants a "date" because I think he's gay.

I think he's gay because I never see him with a girl and he's always looks real strange.

[It would blow Naomi's mind to find out what went down between Kevin and Leslie. Of course, Kevin IS gay.]

by Anonymousreply 23May 2, 2010 11:53 PM

I'm Ron, Jule's "fabulous" gay decorator friend who dresses colorfully, wears plenty of scarves, and drinks large, fruity drinks.

by Anonymousreply 24May 2, 2010 11:55 PM

I'm Felicia, Billy's white-trash wife. It's never completely explained why I'm on the periphery of this middle-class, professional, college-educated crowd.

Was I in college and dropped out after getting pregnant. Was I some "townie" who Billy fucked, or is Billy himself white trash and I'm someone he knew previously.

by Anonymousreply 25May 2, 2010 11:58 PM

I'll be baby Melody, destined to grow up fat, with poor taste in hair accouterments, and pregnant by 19.

by Anonymousreply 26May 3, 2010 12:46 AM

I'm the hot Jewish guy Jules calls to do coke with her.

by Anonymousreply 27May 3, 2010 1:03 AM

I'm Mare Winningham's Jewish mother. I like to stage whisper!

by Anonymousreply 28May 3, 2010 1:12 AM

I'm Mare Winningham's gertile that's hard to unbutton.

by Anonymousreply 29May 3, 2010 1:19 AM

gertile?

by Anonymousreply 30May 3, 2010 2:32 AM

My daughter would NEVER marry a gertile!

by Anonymousreply 31May 3, 2010 2:44 AM

I'm the coffin in Andrew McCarthy's apartment.

Upon which Brat Packers shall make love.

by Anonymousreply 32May 3, 2010 3:46 AM

I'm Mare Winningham's uptight Republican Mom who whispers "cancer" at the dinner table since she finds the word offensive.

by Anonymousreply 33May 3, 2010 3:53 AM

And I guess I'm also Rob Lowe's smartass whisper "prison" that I think is really funny and controversial but really just makes Mare want to weep.

by Anonymousreply 34May 3, 2010 3:54 AM

I, of course, shall be the cigarette Kevin flicks the ashes off of into the wok.

Hey, 'least he's suckin' on me.

by Anonymousreply 35May 3, 2010 4:04 AM

I'm Mare Winningham's Peter Pan collars, bangs and pearls to drive home sledgehammer style that I'm conservative and frigid.

by Anonymousreply 36May 3, 2010 4:26 AM

I'm a cardeteria.

by Anonymousreply 37May 3, 2010 4:35 AM

I'm Naomi's plastic jack o lantern.

by Anonymousreply 38May 3, 2010 4:36 AM

LOL! You guys are crazy!

by Anonymousreply 39May 3, 2010 4:37 AM

I'm the trademarked Joel Schumacher billowing curtains (TM) to stress that this is a Moment of Great Importance.

by Anonymousreply 40May 3, 2010 4:41 AM

I'm the pillow that is the only thing left in Jules' apartment (except for the Moment of Importance Billowing Curtains)!

by Anonymousreply 41May 3, 2010 4:50 AM

[quote]I'm Mare Winningham's Peter Pan collars, bangs and pearls to drive home sledgehammer style that I'm conservative and frigid.

Lol. So true. Like it didn't occur to Schumacher that a girl could be frigid, but still dress like a normal, everyday person instead of like her great aunt.

by Anonymousreply 42May 3, 2010 4:56 AM

I'm the love theme that was a hit in the autumn of that year--but which side? The instrumental or the vocal track? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

by Anonymousreply 43May 3, 2010 4:57 AM

I'm the young coed who Billy is flirting with at the bar who wants to fuck him, but who unfortunately came with my friends who I don't want to abandon, a fact which prompts Billy to tell my "this face seats five."

I'm grossed out AND turned on.

by Anonymousreply 44May 3, 2010 5:05 AM

I'm the cop-out revelation that Andrew McCarthy is shy not gay.

by Anonymousreply 45May 3, 2010 5:17 AM

I'm Dale Biberman's hunky male friend who shows incredible restraint when Kirby shows up and disrupts my romantic winter retreat weekend with Dale.

I did it for Dale. If I had it my way I would have split his head open and let him freeze.

by Anonymousreply 46May 3, 2010 5:23 AM

I am the inexplicably leggy chauffeur of a Korean gangster's Mercedes limo, taking Kirby on his appointed romantic rounds.

by Anonymousreply 47May 3, 2010 5:31 AM

I'm Wasted Love.

by Anonymousreply 48May 3, 2010 5:47 AM

I'm the strategically placed scary ceramic clown head on Jules' bedroom floor as Billy creates St. Elmo's Fire with hairspray and a lighter.

by Anonymousreply 49May 3, 2010 6:19 AM

Well I'm the huge 80's looking face on the enormous background wall.

by Anonymousreply 50May 3, 2010 6:25 AM

I'm the freezing cold air blowing into the apartment that didn't quite finish off Demi Moore, much to everyone's disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 51May 3, 2010 6:30 AM

I'm the huge vial of coke that Jules has that my fourteen-year-old self is convinced *has* to be some fancy, designer make-up right up until she snorts it up her nose.

by Anonymousreply 52May 3, 2010 6:32 AM

I'm the New Breed Band, playing dynamic live sets in and around DC, including St. Elmos Bar. While I play fun, energetic bar music, my commercial potential is pretty limited.

My saxophonist isn't reliable and he's sort of an ass, but the girls love him, and my other members put up with him so they can get some "sloppy seconds" or maybe bang a friend.

by Anonymousreply 53May 3, 2010 6:35 AM

St. Elmo's Fire has to be on of the worst movies ever. Were any of those preppy wastes of space supposed to be likable or interesting?

And to think that for a hot second that cast of no talents (save for Winningham) was considered the "new generation" of Hollywood actors. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 54May 3, 2010 6:45 AM

I'm the battered Underwood typewriter.

by Anonymousreply 55May 3, 2010 6:47 AM

I'm the cigarette ash sizzling in the wok.

ok, this is getting ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 56May 3, 2010 6:49 AM

I'm Dale Biberman's innocent room mate who will be brutally slaughtered in a double murder suicide committed by all around C- person Kirby Keger.

by Anonymousreply 57May 3, 2010 6:59 AM

I'm the "Many!" that Judd Nelson slept with.

by Anonymousreply 58May 3, 2010 7:02 AM

I'm Molly Ringwald. I wasn't in this movie, although right now you're swearing up and down that you're sure I was as the uptight popular princess who did the groovy dance in her pixie boots and... oh right, that was "The Breakfast Club." Now you remember.

by Anonymousreply 59May 3, 2010 7:10 AM

I'm Jules' car keys down Billy's pants. You know you want to try to find them. You know you do.

by Anonymousreply 60May 3, 2010 7:38 AM

That would be "nameless, faceless many," R58.

by Anonymousreply 61May 3, 2010 7:41 AM

I'm Judd Nelson's nostrils.

You won't forget me.

by Anonymousreply 62May 3, 2010 7:48 AM

But we'd like to.

by Anonymousreply 63May 3, 2010 7:52 AM

Ooh, I'm Billy Joel's "The Stranger" and Ally Sheedy is NOT taking me!

by Anonymousreply 64May 3, 2010 11:24 AM

I'm the creeping sense of shame that comes from reading a random interview with Andrew McCarthy from 2010 in which he states that, of all the characters he's played, Kevin is the one he most resembles.

by Anonymousreply 65May 3, 2010 12:17 PM

I'm the jukebox straddled by Demi Moore while Billy bleats on his sax. Somebody please Windex me.

by Anonymousreply 66May 3, 2010 12:29 PM

Let's rock!

by Anonymousreply 67May 3, 2010 1:50 PM

I am the Dean of Admissions at Georgetown University, who is quite sure we never would have admitted that piece of trash Billy.

by Anonymousreply 68May 3, 2010 2:43 PM

I'm the Arabs, spending our oil money on a wonky eyed coke head party girl.

by Anonymousreply 69May 3, 2010 10:36 PM

I'm the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that Mare Winningham eats while she has her epiphany that she is at last self-sufficient. And I'm the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich she ever ate.

by Anonymousreply 70May 3, 2010 10:52 PM

I'm Andie MacDowell's inexpressive face, failing to make sense of the scene where I react with apparent indifference to the revelation that I'm being stalked.

by Anonymousreply 71May 3, 2010 11:09 PM

Was it implied that Kevin was actually gay?

I always assumed he was genuinely in love with Ally Sheedy.

by Anonymousreply 72May 3, 2010 11:09 PM

Naomi the prostitute says she thinks he's gay.

Jules, before he sleeps with Leslie, is convinced he's gay and wants to set him up with her gay neighbor.

Did you see the movie?

by Anonymousreply 73May 3, 2010 11:15 PM

i ♥ these type of threads

by Anonymousreply 74May 3, 2010 11:18 PM

I'm the big Woody Allen poster in Andrew's apt.

by Anonymousreply 75May 3, 2010 11:18 PM

I am all the times it's gonna get out of hand that Billy keeps promising but never materializes.

by Anonymousreply 76May 3, 2010 11:21 PM

I"m the welfare mom who tells Wendy to get herself some hot clothes and a man!

by Anonymousreply 77May 3, 2010 11:25 PM

I'm the lingerie sales girl who fucked Alec in the dressing room.

by Anonymousreply 78May 3, 2010 11:27 PM

I'm the coked up and drunk bar patron who is fingering a jacknife. The next time those obnoxious twats at the table next to me scream that"Uh boogita boogita hoe oh oh oh" in my ear, there'll be a stabbing.

by Anonymousreply 79May 3, 2010 11:32 PM

I'm the halting cadence which Billy uses to state: You're not. Gonna believe. How outta hand. It's gonna be.

by Anonymousreply 80May 3, 2010 11:33 PM

I am the Northern Virginia high school student, in grad school when the movie came out, convinced that the filmakers had been spying on my life and my Friday Nights at the Tombs. I also am increidbly incensed that the interior of St. Elmo's is the Tombs, which is down an incredibly long flight of stairs off a side street on P Street, but the exterior is the Crazy Horse on Wisconson Ave. Epic Fail.

by Anonymousreply 81May 3, 2010 11:33 PM

where did that phrase: boogita boogita hoe oh oh oh" come from? anyone know?

by Anonymousreply 82May 3, 2010 11:35 PM

I'm the WHITE welfare queen who admonishes Mare Winnigham to get herself a man!

by Anonymousreply 83May 3, 2010 11:38 PM

r82, I actually do know the story behind it, which is sad and pathetic.

According to Rob Lowe, it was something that the cast was joking about on-set, about how sometimes you'll be someplace, and there's a group of people all whispering and laughing in the corner, and you're convinced that they're whispering and laughing about you. So that turned into "Boogita, boogita, oh ho ho!", which the cast would do together on-set as sort of an inside joke, and then stuck in the movie as their "thing."

At least that's how I remember the story going.

by Anonymousreply 84May 3, 2010 11:41 PM

thanks r84

by Anonymousreply 85May 3, 2010 11:44 PM

I'm the fat chick, who Alec, in full flared-nostril glory, is surprised to find out isn't in Kevin's bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 86May 4, 2010 12:03 AM

I'm Republican Congressman (or Senator) Hodges and I represent Alec's "moving up" in the world.

I wasn't going to hire him, but Alec's dad is a UVA Law classmate who practically begged me to hire his son.

by Anonymousreply 87May 4, 2010 12:07 AM

I'm Leslie's pearls and I vow to never stop being worn. Even in the shower, even during sex, I will persist.

by Anonymousreply 88May 4, 2010 12:23 AM

We're the University of Maryland students running rampant through Georgetown, apparently causing no consternation among our friends. Or our verisimilitude scrutinizer, r81.

by Anonymousreply 89May 4, 2010 12:38 AM

I'm Andie McDowell, using my own voice in this movie.

by Anonymousreply 90May 4, 2010 1:22 AM

I'm Thom Bierdz, and although I'm listed in the credits, I can't seem to find myself in this movie...

by Anonymousreply 91May 4, 2010 2:08 AM

I'm Jules's crimping iron.

by Anonymousreply 92May 4, 2010 4:37 PM

I'm all the cocaine these entitled twats hoovered up.

by Anonymousreply 93May 4, 2010 4:57 PM

I'm the coke being snorted off of Demi's ass during filming breaks.

by Anonymousreply 94May 4, 2010 5:11 PM

A Red Dawn thread would have been better.

by Anonymousreply 95May 4, 2010 5:17 PM

I'm Howie Krantz, Wendy's future husband.

by Anonymousreply 96May 5, 2010 1:51 AM

watching it now on Encore.

omg - it's really falls in the category: so bad it's good

by Anonymousreply 97May 5, 2010 7:48 PM

I'm Mahler's Ninth.

by Anonymousreply 98May 5, 2010 7:55 PM

I'm Leslie saying "Alec" not Alex but ALEC, very distinctly.

by Anonymousreply 99May 5, 2010 8:22 PM

I'm Jules' pink apartment.

by Anonymousreply 100May 5, 2010 8:41 PM

I'm the copy of The Stranger that not's leaving this house

by Anonymousreply 101May 5, 2010 8:46 PM

I'm the girl who drinks that the band is singing about in "Give her a Little Drop More."

by Anonymousreply 102May 5, 2010 8:54 PM

I'm the roof where Billy adjourns to under all of that family heat.

by Anonymousreply 103May 5, 2010 9:16 PM

I'm "Kirbo" Kirby Kaeger and my plotline is pointless.

by Anonymousreply 104May 5, 2010 11:19 PM

I am a very closeted gay kid who went to see the movie, thinking that it would show me the hope and promise of life away from this hellhole I call home.

And then after the movie I get so depressed I drink a fifth of vodka and take a handful of baby aspirin.

by Anonymousreply 105May 5, 2010 11:46 PM

I'm Billy's ugly wife and homely kid. Why can't Billy find a good looking girl when he's so pretty?

by Anonymousreply 106May 5, 2010 11:50 PM

That's your world, R105. Bad Answer.

by Anonymousreply 107May 6, 2010 6:44 AM

I'm the Arab word for gang-bang...I think.

by Anonymousreply 108May 9, 2010 9:01 PM

I'm everybody's heart that has been broken by Billy

by Anonymousreply 109May 13, 2010 10:58 PM

I'm the late 1980s sports highlight reel editor who used "Man In Motion" as background music, and intro- outro- sports upddate music at least 5,000 times.

by Anonymousreply 110May 14, 2010 2:50 AM

Threads like this remind why I love DL.

by Anonymousreply 111May 14, 2010 3:08 AM

I'm the dinosours eatin all the peoplez after they get married so young.

by Anonymousreply 112May 14, 2010 10:31 PM

Am I part of your props?

by Anonymousreply 113July 31, 2010 5:46 PM

I'm the Entertainment Weekly 25th anniversary celebration.

by Anonymousreply 114July 31, 2010 5:52 PM

I'm Kirby's red bow tie.

by Anonymousreply 115July 31, 2010 6:46 PM

I'm Kirby's hot bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 116July 31, 2010 7:36 PM

I'm the very badly delivered "Let's Rock!"

by Anonymousreply 117July 31, 2010 7:36 PM

I'm Mare Winningham, and I'm the only one who'll move on to bigger and better things, namely an Oscar nomination.

by Anonymousreply 118July 31, 2010 7:37 PM

I am the droplets of sweat that Billy shakes off his forehead onto the girls in the front row.

by Anonymousreply 119July 31, 2010 8:25 PM

I'm the pack of cigarettes Billy stuffs into his coat pocket as his boards the bus to his new life.

by Anonymousreply 120July 31, 2010 8:31 PM

I'm the Korean gangster Kim, wondering what these characters are up to now.

See link for answer.

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by Anonymousreply 121August 3, 2010 2:39 AM

I'm every single permed mullet in the audience.

by Anonymousreply 122August 3, 2010 2:43 AM

I'm Leslie's glass full of Absolut vodka that Jules pours into her own glass for a pre- bedtime snack after Alec pulls Leslie away for sex.

by Anonymousreply 123October 5, 2011 10:55 AM

I'm the mix of mall pizza, popcorn and wine coolers lingering in your 15 year-old sinuses.

by Anonymousreply 124October 5, 2011 11:21 AM

I'm Jules' Jeep, which would have been more appropriate had Jodie Foster accepted the role.

by Anonymousreply 125October 5, 2011 11:25 AM

I'm Emilio Estevez's total absence of sex appeal, made worse by playing a character with a dog's name, in a movie with Rob Lowe.

by Anonymousreply 126October 5, 2011 11:34 AM

I hate this movie with a passion.

by Anonymousreply 127October 5, 2011 11:37 AM

I'm the humbling handful of Billy's hair in the shower this morning.

by Anonymousreply 128October 5, 2011 11:39 AM

I'm the opening scene that superficially introduces each Character Type, practically by costume alone, except the Ally Sheedy character, who appears to be Mare Winnigham's sister wife.

by Anonymousreply 129October 5, 2011 11:55 AM

WW for R13!

by Anonymousreply 130October 5, 2011 12:28 PM

I'm the blinding white light that causes the skid.....TREE......IMPACT....that causes the metaphysical precision collision.

by Anonymousreply 131November 9, 2011 6:22 AM

I'm Jules' boss, who is in fact not fucking her after she was fired.

by Anonymousreply 132November 9, 2011 6:46 AM

R125 is a prognosticating thief.

I'm the cascade of wine cooler empties flowing down the aisles. Gin and juice doesn't roll.

by Anonymousreply 133November 9, 2011 7:27 AM

I'm the toilet in the mens room at St Elmo's bar that gives Billy a cool 'wet look'.

by Anonymousreply 134November 18, 2011 7:32 AM

I'm Jules's hideous faux fox scarf! I'm on TVGUIDE network right now!

by Anonymousreply 135May 6, 2012 3:28 AM

I am the group of embarrassed twenty-somethings watching the film soon after its release. We, nor anyone we know, are anything like the people on-screen and it scares us that the group of teens sitting in front of us nonetheless think the characters are true, and aspire to be like them.

by Anonymousreply 136May 6, 2012 9:20 PM

The wet look is in asshole.

by Anonymousreply 137May 6, 2012 9:58 PM

I'm Georgetown University, recoiling in shame.

by Anonymousreply 138May 6, 2012 10:04 PM

I'm Kirby's laundry.

by Anonymousreply 139May 6, 2012 10:13 PM

It's on cable right now. Gawd, Emilio Estevez was a thick 'n juicy little number back then.

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by Anonymousreply 140May 7, 2012 1:27 AM

I can STILL feel St. Elmo`s Fire burning in me!

by Anonymousreply 141December 22, 2013 6:11 AM

I'm the hand that apparently lets things get out of me.

by Anonymousreply 142June 9, 2014 8:06 PM

I'm the tight jeans that hug Emilio Estevez's massive thighs...

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by Anonymousreply 143June 9, 2014 10:08 PM

[quote]I can STILL feel St. Elmo`s Fire burning in me!

Antibiotics will cure that.

by Anonymousreply 144June 9, 2014 10:12 PM

I'm Jules's gay neighbor, who is SO relieved that Kevin is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 145June 9, 2014 10:19 PM

I'm Rob Lowe's Worst Supporting Actor Razzie that probably should have went to Judd Nelson.

by Anonymousreply 146June 10, 2014 9:17 PM

No one I knew acted that way -- it was some old schlomo's fantasy of post college kids in 1985

by Anonymousreply 147June 11, 2014 3:33 PM

Watching this epic movie right now

by Anonymousreply 148September 7, 2014 6:21 AM

I'm Melanie's rattle...

by Anonymousreply 149February 9, 2015 7:00 PM

I'm the Columbia torch lady providing the actual fire.

by Anonymousreply 150February 9, 2015 7:07 PM

I'm Mare Winningham looking up at the pretty pretty face and sumptuous body of Rob Lowe as he penentrates my virginal do-gooder social-worker hymen.

He does this after listening patiently to my dull tale about eating a peanut butter sandwich that I made in my very own apartment, gosh golly.

by Anonymousreply 151February 9, 2015 7:09 PM

I'm the jukebox Jules undulates on, during Billy's sax solo with the band. I want someone to drag me to the river so I can sink and die.

by Anonymousreply 152February 9, 2015 7:27 PM

I am Dale Biberman's handsome boyfriend who decides that, after a night of his girl being accosted by some psycho who drove all the way into the mountains, now would be a good time to get his camera and take a picture. To immortalize this wonderful weekend.

by Anonymousreply 153February 9, 2015 7:37 PM

I am the moviegoer so offended that I began writing the script for "Reality Bites" that very same night!

by Anonymousreply 154February 9, 2015 7:40 PM

I'm the shower door that cannot withstand the weight of "not the fat chick"

by Anonymousreply 155February 9, 2015 8:23 PM

So many of my favorites have already been taken!

I am the Springsteen albums that will not leave this apartment. I am also that massive blowup Nike ad mural of the runners in Alex and Leslie's apartment.

by Anonymousreply 156February 9, 2015 8:32 PM

I'm the awkward interactions Steve Parr has with the cast at the end of the horrible music video.

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by Anonymousreply 157February 9, 2015 8:39 PM

I'm my apartment on 17th Street, to which Kevin would sneak away for secret gay assignations when he could. He was a surprisingly powerful top.

by Anonymousreply 158February 9, 2015 8:54 PM

I'm that half-hearted, limping "Boogita Boogita Boogita Ah Ah Ah" chant that they do toward the second half, when everything is turning to shit.

by Anonymousreply 159February 9, 2015 9:08 PM

"I'm "Naomi" the black hooker who never asks Kevin (Andrew McCarthy) if he he wants a "date" because I think he's gay."

We're Sherman Hemsley, Clifton Davis, and Roz Ryan, who one year later are trying to prop up your bad acting in a sitcom called Amen.

by Anonymousreply 160February 9, 2015 9:19 PM

I'm tomorrow's brunch. Probably one of the last times all seven of us will be together as our lives move in different directions.

by Anonymousreply 161February 9, 2015 9:19 PM

I'm Rob Lowe, and who knew I would be the only one that still had a major career after this movie.

by Anonymousreply 162February 9, 2015 9:25 PM

LOL, R15, five years later if you are still around. That headline has always made me nuts.

I am also the same newspaper editor who puts the headline "U.S. DIPLOMAT" or something like that under a picture of the Korean guy in the newspaper -- just when Emilio is describing him as "U.S. Diplomat." For the slow ones in the audience.

by Anonymousreply 163February 9, 2015 9:29 PM

lol the cast looks so unimpressed with this mulleted loser.

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by Anonymousreply 164February 9, 2015 9:30 PM

Andrew McCarthy was so hot. I remember seeing him in Mannequin another classic film. My very first crush as a young boy.

by Anonymousreply 165February 9, 2015 9:32 PM

I'm Leslie's career. A big stink is made about how it's important enough to come before Alec, but it's least of the seven that's explored. The drawing table indicates it's either an artist or architect.

by Anonymousreply 166February 9, 2015 9:40 PM

[quote]I'm Rob Lowe, and who knew I would be the only one that still had a major career after this movie.

Ahem...

by Anonymousreply 167February 9, 2015 9:44 PM

Rob Lowe and Ashton Kutcher would have made much prettier children than the Willises.

by Anonymousreply 168February 9, 2015 9:47 PM

Shall we move on to ABOUT LAST NIGHT??

by Anonymousreply 169February 9, 2015 9:59 PM

[quote]Shall we move on to ABOUT LAST NIGHT??

Hated it. Not even that sweet little Rob Lowe could save this turkey.

by Anonymousreply 170February 9, 2015 10:02 PM

Rob Lowe must be low on cash, all his movies are on television lately.

by Anonymousreply 171February 9, 2015 10:02 PM

Might be fun but "About Last Night" is nowhere near as fun to make fun of, maybe because it has a Mamet base instead of the godawful "Elmos Fire" script.

I will say: I am the endless montages set to bad songs by artists like Sheena Easton which helped lead to them being made fun of in "Team America" later.

by Anonymousreply 172February 9, 2015 10:07 PM

I'm the collection of LP record albums that the breaking-up couple fights over. Judd Nelson's mega-nostrils are flaring as they bicker about the Pretenders and Carly Simon and Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel.

Eventually he bellows "WASTED LOVE!!!" real real loud, and throws something that breaks something.

It's SO sad!

by Anonymousreply 173February 9, 2015 10:13 PM

I have a funny story about Judd Nelson auditioning for a lead movie role for a major studio and director, his potential comeback -- and how he did fine but the director came out much later and found Judd still in the outer office, talking on a personal call on the producer's phone. He had made himself at home behind the desk, ha. So much for the comeback; he went to TV soonafter.

He was, I will say, nice enough, though, not a dick. Or on his best behavior, phone etiquette aside.

by Anonymousreply 174February 9, 2015 10:39 PM

I'm the opening title credits, which are impossible to read sine you cannot see RED over the image of the cast walking!

by Anonymousreply 175February 9, 2015 10:49 PM

"I'm the awkward interactions Steve Parr has with the cast at the end of the horrible music video." - R157

You mean, JOHN Parr?

by Anonymousreply 176February 9, 2015 10:51 PM

I am the giant, creepy, china Pierrot (clown) head, complete with ruffles and pointy hat in Jules's apt.

by Anonymousreply 177February 9, 2015 10:59 PM

I'm the panties not worn by Jules when she attends Kirby's party at Mr. Kim's house and does a twirl while wearing a dress.

by Anonymousreply 178February 9, 2015 11:02 PM

I will be the orange color that pervades everything

by Anonymousreply 179February 9, 2015 11:04 PM

5 year old thread.....let's not and say we did.

by Anonymousreply 180February 9, 2015 11:13 PM

Sorry R176. I was listening to Steve Perry when I posted that.

by Anonymousreply 181February 10, 2015 12:05 AM

"Jules, open the door! We love you!" - Ally Sheedy in her worst performance and that's saying a lot

by Anonymousreply 182February 10, 2015 2:41 AM

I'm the Georgetown fire department, destined to be called because of all those opened paint cans Wendy has left in front of the roaring fire.

by Anonymousreply 183February 10, 2015 3:31 AM

Those of us that were the same age and in the same place as the characters in this film were horrified by the script.

by Anonymousreply 184February 10, 2015 2:08 PM

I'm the Columbia torch lady, here to provide actual fire.

by Anonymousreply 185February 10, 2015 2:18 PM

Has the main cast of SEF ever had a reunion like on GMA or something? Piers Morgan? It's important and I need to know this before I go to bed. Thx.

Oh, and I don't mean Ron the decorator, Myra at the poor people lunch place, or Jules' step-monster.

by Anonymousreply 186March 16, 2015 7:46 AM

I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burning in me.

by Anonymousreply 187March 17, 2015 2:32 AM

I'm fifty and even I can remember enough about this shit ass movie to play this game.

by Anonymousreply 188March 17, 2015 2:51 AM

I'm the hot salesgirl Judd Nelson fucks in the dressing room buying the sexy underwear he gives to Ally Sheedy who is embarrassed to wear it.

by Anonymousreply 189March 17, 2015 3:11 AM

I'm Andrew McCarthy's excitement that I'm going to be a star!

by Anonymousreply 190March 17, 2015 3:12 AM

So there were six of you r189!

by Anonymousreply 191March 17, 2015 3:13 AM

The Boomers benefiting from nepotism didn't know what to make of -- or particularly like -- the generation represented by the characters in that film.

by Anonymousreply 192March 18, 2015 6:19 AM

I'm a proud participant in this original thread!

by Anonymousreply 193March 18, 2015 6:36 AM

Thom Bierdz was an extra in this film! He was cute. I had hoped a big career for him.

by Anonymousreply 194March 18, 2015 6:46 AM

I'm the extra absolute

by Anonymousreply 195March 18, 2015 7:01 AM

Like you weren't all about nepotism R192. Sing us another pretty fable.

by Anonymousreply 196March 18, 2015 7:36 PM

I'm Ron and I'm SO fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 197September 6, 2015 2:00 AM

I'm love, an illusion created by lawyers, to further another illusion called marriage, to make a need for divorce, and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers

by Anonymousreply 198September 6, 2015 2:38 AM

Of all the shitty movies I've loved this one fills me with the most joy!

by Anonymousreply 199April 18, 2016 1:17 AM

I'm St Elmo's Fire. Can you feel me burning in you?

by Anonymousreply 200June 29, 2016 7:57 AM

That's so weird r114, because I'm the 30th Anniversary special issue from 2015, and neither of us is as old as this thread.

by Anonymousreply 201June 29, 2016 8:40 AM

To say nothing of Mahler, R173.

by Anonymousreply 202June 29, 2016 11:38 AM

WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ANNUAL SUMMER VIEWING OF THIS GREAT CLASSIC???

by Anonymousreply 203July 31, 2016 2:39 AM

I'm the patrons of this college bar, wondering why these annoying old people keep showing up every night.

by Anonymousreply 204July 31, 2016 3:56 AM

I'm 35 and just graduated from college.

by Anonymousreply 205July 31, 2016 4:15 AM

I forgot how funny this thread was.

by Anonymousreply 206July 31, 2016 4:28 AM

I'm the airy, bright, huge, fairly cool loft apartment (with a glass block divider) that Leslie and Alex (who clearly come from money) live in. I contain lots of record albums and a wok that Kevin used as an ashtray.

by Anonymousreply 207July 31, 2016 4:36 AM

I'll be the rat that scurried across your foot looking for spilled popcorn in that run down old theatre you went to to save a few dollars.

by Anonymousreply 208July 31, 2016 4:38 AM

I'm the University of Maryland in College Park, Maryland, filling in for Georgetown University where Alec, Kirbo, Kevin, Leslie, Jules, Wendy and Billy all went to college. Those scenes of the happy group walking across the quad and of Billy returning to to see if he could find work (only to be told that "we need someone to get us some good drugs") is actually me, not Georgetown.

by Anonymousreply 209July 31, 2016 4:45 AM

I still do!

by Anonymousreply 210July 31, 2016 4:46 AM

I'm an extra in a scene shot on 18th Street in Adams Morgan. For real.

by Anonymousreply 211July 31, 2016 4:54 AM

I'm Kirby's parents, pissed that we spent all that money to send our kid to Georgetown, only to have him end up being a waiter

by Anonymousreply 212July 31, 2016 6:23 AM

It was a metaphysical, precision, collision!

by Anonymousreply 213July 31, 2016 10:07 PM

I'd be so disgusted if I sent my kid to fucking Georgetown and they turned out like that loser Billy. I assume his parents are well off and paid his tuition because we KNOW he didn't get a scholarship yet he is on welfare and living in a slum?

by Anonymousreply 214August 7, 2016 8:02 PM

I'm Jennifer Connelly playing the long-suffering wife, Felicia, who barely makes it out alive.

by Anonymousreply 215August 7, 2016 8:36 PM

That was not Jennifer Connelly.

by Anonymousreply 216August 17, 2016 4:17 AM

Judd Nelson was never attractive even as a young man.

by Anonymousreply 217August 17, 2016 8:58 PM

Boogita, boggita, boogita (sp?), bump, bump, bump

by Anonymousreply 218September 17, 2016 1:51 AM

I just want to bang Rob Lowe.

by Anonymousreply 219September 17, 2016 2:23 AM

Fuck, how do you Olds all remember these movies in such detail?

Do you watch them over and over again?

by Anonymousreply 220September 17, 2016 2:26 AM

I hated the theme song from St Elmo's...St. Elmo's. John Parr and his power mullet unleashed this torment upon us. It's sooo contrived and pedestrian, I just can't... The movie was just as disappointingly boring as Parr's song. I only watched (not in it's entirety) because I was the so-called "BRAT PACK" generation. And even then, ANDREW McCARTHY's hot, dorkalicious made even that bearable.

by Anonymousreply 221September 17, 2016 2:35 AM

The inspiring lyrics to the song r221 slandered: Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all But maybe sometime if you feel the pain You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed

Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won Soldier on, only you can do what must be done You know in some way you're a lot like me You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free

I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire

Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go (just how far I go) Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road I can make it, I know I can You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man

I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire

I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me

Just once in his life a man has his time, and my time is now, I'm coming alive I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire

I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire

I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me

Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin' Oooh, burnin' inside of me... (to fade)

by Anonymousreply 222September 18, 2016 9:00 AM

WHET our annual springtime viewing of SEF???

by Anonymousreply 223May 20, 2017 11:09 PM

Behold

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by Anonymousreply 224May 20, 2017 11:16 PM

St. Elmo's fire is harmless static electricity, which is intentionally undercutting the words to the song since it implies lack of power, just sound and fury signifying nothing.

by Anonymousreply 225May 20, 2017 11:32 PM

The Sturm and Drang of unappreciated genius?

by Anonymousreply 226May 20, 2017 11:33 PM

When is this year’s annual viewing?!

by Anonymousreply 227April 10, 2018 4:43 AM

I just watched this on Showtime. It's as bad, yet watchable, as I remember.

by Anonymousreply 228May 10, 2020 9:21 PM

I’m Billy’s sweaty wifebeater.

by Anonymousreply 229May 10, 2020 9:28 PM

I'd rather go to St. Elmo's Steakhouse and get the world famous shrimp cocktail.

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by Anonymousreply 230May 10, 2020 9:56 PM

I’m r98, even though I didn’t think I discovered Datalounge until 2013.

by Anonymousreply 231May 10, 2020 9:57 PM

I'm Judy, telling Jules that she's advanced on her salary by two months and she has no check for her.

by Anonymousreply 232May 11, 2020 6:17 AM

I'm the paint on Wendy's hands as she fucks for the first time with Billy. Billy's odd request probably wasn't so much for the sex but probably to prevent Wendy from telling anymore stupid anecdotes, like the PB&J sandwich, about living on her own.

by Anonymousreply 233September 30, 2020 5:07 AM

I can’t feel it burning In me!

by Anonymousreply 234September 30, 2020 5:16 AM

Real talk. If they all went to Georgetown why did half of them end up being sick losers? And why can’t Billy pay his rent? Who paid for his education? Was he just some hobo who hung out on campus?

by Anonymousreply 235September 30, 2020 5:17 AM

I’m wasted love

by Anonymousreply 236September 30, 2020 5:20 AM

"If they all went to Georgetown why did half of them end up being sick losers?"

Is Georgetown or any elite university a guarantee against becoming a loser? I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 237September 30, 2020 12:40 PM

[quote] "If they all went to Georgetown why did half of them end up being sick losers?"

in real life or in the movie? In the movie they're getting it together in the year or two after college. A process people can now stretch to 35!

by Anonymousreply 238September 30, 2020 2:09 PM

[quote]Is Georgetown or any elite university a guarantee against becoming a loser?

Georgetown was not particularly "elite" then. It was only ten years into its recovery from its status as nothing more than an expanded Catholic high school. WHEN did it become "elite," some of us wonder?

That said, the Jesuits did forbid the movie to shoot on their campus, causing the filmmakers to substitute the University of Maryland College Park campus, as far from being Georgetown-like as you could get in the DC area. They must have had a bad experience with The Exorcist. Or maybe Jules and Billy were just too trashy.

by Anonymousreply 239September 30, 2020 3:14 PM

I'm the juxtaposition of cocaine and product placement for Coca-Cola.

by Anonymousreply 240October 8, 2020 8:11 AM

I'm the life affirming peanut butter and jelly sandwich made by Wendy.

by Anonymousreply 241October 29, 2020 2:09 AM

I’m the Halloween party where trashy a Billy and his lady Felicia make a scene and end it with a kiss. Typical white trash couple drama.

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by Anonymousreply 242October 30, 2020 5:36 AM
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