Jeremy Renner

No, he has a crease in his jeans. Next.

Agree, it's a crease.

Generally, even without a picture, I tend to think a person named "Jeremy" has a penis.

fascinating

Oh, the nasty things I'd do with that man.

I love him. SO much. In these shower pics, is that the shadow of his cock between his thighs??

Hot.

Here's Renni chopping down trees, shirtless:

He's way too short, I don't even think he's 5'2".

He's between 5'8.5" and 5'10".

Why are his pecs so big at OP?

He's 5'10"

He's 3'8", R9. He first found fame on "Little People Big World."

He might be 5'4. He was standing next to Jodie Foster recently and he was at her height or just a bit more.

Pics of Renner shirtless (from The Hurt Locker).

He has chacne, otherwise gorgeous chest & nips.

No way he is 5'10". I saw him at an airport two years ago. I would describe him as a stalky, shortish man. He cannot be more than 5'6".

He also has a scar from a hairlip.

Why are actors expected to be so muscular today?

No comment on his suckable pecs? You guys need to catch up!

[quote]Why are actors expected to be so muscular today?

For the same reason why actresses are expected to have giant tits and skinny waists?

Why are his pecs so big?

they are the right size for me

But it's ridiculous, R21, and it's one of the reasons why the quality of acting and films has deteriorated.

Actors in the days of Humphrey Bogart and Peter O'Toole weren't expected to have huge muscles and six packs. They were expected to have acting ability and talent.

Ever since his Oscar nom, there's been rumors that he's gay.

He looks like he'd have a big dick.

"He looks like he'd have a big dick."

Based on what?

Based on his pecs.

Hardly a reliable correlation

All I know is, if Anthony Mackie really is getting to hit that, he has all my admiration (and envy).

Damn, I forgot to sign my post!

Sincerely,

Meredith V.

I keep wondering if we'll hear from him at all after this year. He's talented, and he's hot, but he's not handsome, and he's short. He must be tricky to cast.

His pecs aren't big at all in the 'Hurt Locker' pics at r15. He's not a beast, but neither his face nor his body do much for me.

There's a penis somewhere in there, but that's an air pocket in the material.

Whoever said he's short, are you sure it was Renner you saw? He's as tall as Charlize Theron in this pic, and she's around 5'9" or 5'10".

I'm 6'4" and I find him incredibly sexy. Keep your Clooneys, Pitts, Damons, Coopers, Lautners, etc. Few Hwooders do it for me but this guy gets me going. Would love to have him take a ride, damn.

Thanks for the links.

Here he is a couple years ago.

Not only is he a fantastic actor, but the guy can also sing, play piano and guitar. Give him a musical to perform in!

This is him on the View back in February, performing a song he wrote himself.

Here he is standing close to Jodie Foster (who is slightly hunched). I still think he is 5'6" (5'7" at the most).

[quote]Here he is standing close to Jodie Foster (who is slightly hunched). I still think he is 5'6" (5'7" at the most).

Jodie Foster is probably in heels. She's 5'3. So add 3 or 4 inches to that and he's still taller than she is. I'd put him at 5'8 to 5'9.

Not that height matters to most of us.

He's taller than Jake from the Bachelor, that I know.

Oh, but it does. I don't need to bend to the waist to kiss him. Or guys like you.

Here's Renner with Theron. If she's around 5'9" or 5'10" he's must be a couple of inches shorter.

Sorry I keep repeating myself, but I saw him in person and he is not a tall man.

Is this his bf?

Ok, I am 99% sure his bf is in the background ...

He starred with Jeremy in "The Hurt Locker".

pretty eyes

I love how Charlize Theron is scrunching in that photo so as not to tower over Renner, and how she still fails anyway.

R43, they are just two friends shopping together. Straight guys often do that.

Or doing business together.

I noticed that (almost) none of his pictures are spontaneous or natural. Most of them are stiff, posed, choreographed or artificially handled for the camera even if those shots are not stills from a movie.

Here's his flip. What a queen.

Another look at the house he's selling. I'm starting to like it but that is really a swish chalet.

He has a major smash on his hands with Hansel and Gretel. I saw him talking about this property on Letterman last night. They bought the property for seven million and stand to make twenty-six on the renovation.

Renner is not short. He is 6'7", just like Justin Timberlake.

Just think: that penis crated a soon-to-be-born new life in his girlfriend (soon to be upgraded from ex-girlfriend).

Whoops - created, not crated!

Flash! Jeremy Renner has balls, a taint, and an asshole too.

The house is rad. Jeremy, not so much.

Love to see his engorged cock though.

Cut or uncut?

If he is 5'10" I must be 7 feet tall. I have stood next to him a few times at parties. He cannot be more than 5'4"

What did he smell like?

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Gosh that house looks amazing.

The ginger must do the lion's share of the work.

Remember this story...about the Viagra on the plane? Why would he need Viagra?

R60 The Fraus of Datalounge swear he smells like pussyjuice.

He had to stand on a box to look me in the eye during our scenes.

I had never seen the pics of his spectacular ass. Damn that is some fine butt.

I started this thread three years ago. Who the fuck bumped it and is posting in it?

What the hell is wrong with you?

He smelled like gin and regret.

How can Jer be 5'4" and be listed at 5'10"?

R68. I liked it and remembered it.

When he put his flip home for sale, I posted the link and pix thereby bumping it.

Sorry.

Maybe next time you start a thread, you could also let folks know you don't want responses or it to be bumped in that way we'll know not to.

Again, sorry for adding to it and sorry I upset you.

[R68] Who is bumping this thread? You for one you ninny.

I don't care what his exact height is, as long as he's taller than me!

[R73] On his belly I wouldn't know or care how tall he was.

he strikes me as an angry top - you know those short muscle guys with no dick who want to speed fuck you ...so easy to turn with a tongue in the ass...

*opens the gates to let the tumblr fangurls in*

He needs viagara to little renner functioning. Too many times to the hooker wells did little rennie in. Explains the need for hiring an expert escort and hey surrogate too. 3 holes for 1 deal. Good buy.

r70 see thread Andy Cohen is not 5'9"

5'9"-5'10" seems to be the height people use when they are lying about how tall they are. More than likely he is 5'6" and wears 3" shoe lifts to hit 5'9" but IRL it is hard to remember the shoe lift shoes all the time.

[quote]I would describe him as a stalky, shortish man.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

When he sits in a standard chair, his feet dangle without touching the ground.

Someone needs to start a new Renner thread.

Agree! Hope it's soon..

I'll let you Gays have this one - that teenie-weenie could never satisfy my nether regions.

Anybosy from the last thread? There's some room here! Jeremy is actually in Italy to film AOU, no Ginger in sight.

Congrats to Lady Renner on her 26th birthday!!!

Egg - I think Mrs. Renner is there with him since their daughter's first birthday is next friday, so uncle ginger shall be there too.

It doesn't really matter whether he has a penis or not. One could just insert Jeremy Renner.

Huh?

What happened to the Hawkeye's face? It's orange!

Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch!

It's official! I declare all the Jeremy Renner's threads definitively closed. Yay!!!

R91 Oh I don't think so...

not by a long shot