Rate 37yo Jake's sex appeal. U.S. representative for Massachusetts's 4th congressional district since 2021. Marine Corps Reserve with the rank of major. Son of a scientist and surgeon and liberally educated at Harvard and MIT. His blueblood pedigree, in a male line celebrated for WASP size meat, apparently overlooked teen orthodontics.
The elfish ears are somewhat distracting
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 18, 2025 2:18 PM |
[quote]His blueblood pedigree, in a male line celebrated for WASP size meat
He actually identifies as Jewish.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 19, 2025 6:53 AM |
Yep his mom is Jewish. You'll notice I typed: "in a MALE line celebrated for WASP size meat".
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 19, 2025 9:17 AM |
Is he Vulcan or Romulan?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 19, 2025 9:26 AM |
I think that the Auchincloss family is historically Republican, so he gets points just for being a Democrat. Correct me if I'm wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 19, 2025 9:46 PM |
He has veered from Dem twice, Republican 2013-2014, Independent 2014-2015. Interesting.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 19, 2025 10:12 PM |