Pitched six shutout innings along with 3 homers. The second was out of Dodger Stadium.
However, the Dodgers went to the White House and allowed ICE to use their parking lot as a staging area so fuck them.
Ohtani with one of the great baseball games of all time
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| by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 19, 2025 10:30 PM |
I want to thank him by having him sit on my face.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 18, 2025 10:11 AM |
He has a fat face. Is the rest of him fat?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 18, 2025 10:20 AM |
Fake news, OP. The Dodgers did NOT allow ICE to use their property.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 18, 2025 12:34 PM |
As a lifelong Dodger fan, I still can't believe we landed him. He's so good, it's almost unfair.
What a fucking game.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 18, 2025 4:33 PM |
R4 believes ICE.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 18, 2025 5:11 PM |
Regardless of whatever happens, we are witnessing a transcendent athlete.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 18, 2025 5:29 PM |
Simply the very best to ever play the game... no debate. Just watch.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 18, 2025 5:54 PM |
Go Blue Jays!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 18, 2025 5:59 PM |
He's amazing
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 18, 2025 5:59 PM |
Oh, the guy who framed his buddy for gambling while he was the ACTUALLY the one doing it? That asshole? Fuck that guy.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 18, 2025 6:02 PM |
Last night was practically a miracle. It'll be an amazing World Series.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 18, 2025 7:06 PM |
[quote] It'll be an amazing World Series.
No. It will be a massacre, the worst kind of series.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 18, 2025 7:15 PM |
Are his genitals pixellated?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 18, 2025 7:18 PM |
If Toronto makes it, I want them to win because it will completely fuck up Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 18, 2025 7:21 PM |
If the Dodgers win, Trump will have to take the ridicule from Gavin Newsom
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 18, 2025 7:38 PM |
R19, why? They'll just visit the White House again. The Blue Jays would laugh that they own the US.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 18, 2025 7:41 PM |
I am a Blue Jays fan now
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 18, 2025 7:47 PM |
I bet his ass tastes like umami.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 18, 2025 8:42 PM |
Three homers broadcast in three different languages.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 18, 2025 8:50 PM |
I'm going to Japan next month. If people find out I'm from LA, will they all be asking me about Ohtani? How do I say "I'm a gay boy who doesn't follow sports" in Japanese?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 18, 2025 9:06 PM |
The single best game by any player in baseball history. Astounding. Go Dodgers, beat the Mariners!! (pulling for Seattle because I have friends there who are completely insufferable).
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 18, 2025 9:06 PM |
Mine too, R25. We're old!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 18, 2025 9:34 PM |
R24, you'll be fine because you won't be wearing any Dodgers gear. And there are tons of foreigners there so you'll have a blast.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 18, 2025 9:36 PM |
Okay. (Okay)
Blue Jays (Blue Jays)
Let's play ball.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 19, 2025 12:53 AM |
R24, you won't have to say a word.
The Japanese aren't Helen Keller.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 19, 2025 12:55 AM |
That was pretty fucking amazing. Truly.
One of the best days in sports history.
This guy is a unicorn. Love him.
Would still get a Mookie Betts Jersey, though. 😬😬
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 19, 2025 3:01 AM |
Has ICE checked his paperwork?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 19, 2025 12:56 PM |
They only care about brown people, R31
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 19, 2025 1:04 PM |
Tell that to the Koreans who were working at the Hyundai plant, R32.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 19, 2025 2:09 PM |
But, they returned; they weren't put into concentration camps. Totally different situation.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 19, 2025 2:12 PM |
R24, I got back and you will see Ohtani everywhere. He's being used to pitch everything. It's unbelievable. An entire country crazy over an athlete. If you're there if the Dodgers win, it should be amazing.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 19, 2025 5:25 PM |