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Hi, my name is Christian!
Hi, my name is Buddhist!
Hi, my name is Hindu!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 18, 2025 7:32 PM |
Hi, my name is Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 15, 2025 11:58 PM |
R1, go back to Mexico!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 16, 2025 12:04 AM |
Kristian had become a common Scandinavian name by the 20th century. Some people from other western countries also adopted it, but spelled it Christian.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 16, 2025 12:07 AM |
That happens to be my name. And I am almost 46 and it wasn't a popular name back then. I hated it for many years and never understood how my parents came up with it
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 16, 2025 12:56 AM |
Jude or Judah?
I am pretty sure I have heard of Muslim men named Islam
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 16, 2025 12:57 AM |
Christians are more often hot than not.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 16, 2025 1:01 AM |
Muslim countries use the name Muslim.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 16, 2025 2:20 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 16, 2025 2:24 AM |
I’m sure those names are out there.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 16, 2025 3:38 AM |
[Quote]Christians are more often hot than not.
You know it, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 16, 2025 5:15 AM |
What a profound question.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 16, 2025 5:37 AM |
Dude!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 16, 2025 7:35 AM |
I know a Bangladeshi Muslim family whose last name is Islam. Biggest bunch of crooks imaginable (the family not religion I mean).
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 16, 2025 11:07 AM |
'Christian' was the allegorical name given to the central figure of The Pilgrim's Progress. It might have migrated from there to become a normal first name.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 16, 2025 11:19 AM |
Islam and Israel are both first names.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 16, 2025 11:27 AM |
Hi, my name is Human
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 16, 2025 11:48 AM |
R15- I’ve never heard of a Jewish person by the name of Israel. For some reason they are always Latino.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 16, 2025 12:40 PM |
OP- What about the director Norman Jewison?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 16, 2025 12:41 PM |
R17, there are a lot of Orthodox Jews named Israel / Yisrael / Yisroel. Sometimes they'll go by their nickname Isser, Issur, Srul or Sruli.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 16, 2025 12:54 PM |
The Buddha's name was Siddhartha and it's a common name in India and countries that practice Budddhism.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 16, 2025 1:03 PM |
[quote]I’ve never heard of a Jewish person by the name of Israel.
Of course that means they don't exist. Your limited experiences are universal I'm sure.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 16, 2025 1:04 PM |
R17, would you please stop displaying your dirty ass and calling it you mother's chocolate supreme pie?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 16, 2025 1:30 PM |
[quote][R15]- I’ve never heard of a Jewish person by the name of Israel.
Jacob, later known as Israel, is a Hebrew patriarch of the Abrahamic religions.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 16, 2025 3:50 PM |
Here's a long list of famous people with the name "Israel."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 16, 2025 3:51 PM |
"And he said to him, 'what is your name?' And he said, 'Yaakov.' And he said, 'no longer shall your name be said to be Yaakov, but rather Yisrael, for you have struggled with God and with people and you have withstood it.'" (Bereshit 32:28, 32:29)
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 16, 2025 4:04 PM |
All this religion talk makes me want to fart. A smelly one
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 16, 2025 7:40 PM |
OP, put the bong down. Take a break.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 16, 2025 8:35 PM |
It’s a trashy name that you see in the finest trailer parks
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 16, 2025 8:49 PM |
[quote] It’s a trashy name that you see in the finest trailer parks
Or in the Danish regnal line. Take your pick.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 16, 2025 8:50 PM |
Muhammad is the #1 most popular name in London.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 16, 2025 11:11 PM |
Lucy worked for a religious leader.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 17, 2025 5:16 AM |
I wouldn't call "Christian" a trashy name in the US but it doesn't have the same cultural connotations. The US is not the Danish Royal Family. In the US it means your family/parents were likely religious and probably conservative. Not as bad as made-up names like Madysen, but sometimes a bit of a red flag about someone's origins and/or beliefs.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 17, 2025 11:37 AM |
[quote] I’ve never heard of a Jewish person by the name of Israel. For some reason they are always Latino.
And what, a Latino couldn't be Jewish?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 17, 2025 11:40 AM |
Christian and Mohamed are both trashy names and both make me suspicious of a person. Why do people name their kids after their bizarre religions?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 17, 2025 2:02 PM |
It is a tradition in many Muslim cultures to name at least one son Muhammad (or any of its variants -- Mohammad, Mohammed, Hamed, Hamid, Ahmad, Ahmed, Mahmud, Mehmet, Mamadou, etc.), in honor of the prophet Muhammad to show their commitment to their faith and in the hopes that their son will possess the same good leadership qualities as the prophet. Since the firstborn son is expected to head the household once the father has gone, he is usually the one given this name.
As Mohammed is such a common name in the Muslim world, many with this name use their second given name informally.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 17, 2025 7:31 PM |
Scientology is a first name.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 17, 2025 7:33 PM |
[quote]As Mohammed is such a common name in the Muslim world, many with this name use their second given name informally.
Similar to many Catholic girls named Maria / Marie. My great grandmother and her sisters were all named Maria: Maria Teresa, Maria Romana, Maria Rosa, Maria Francisca; while all her brothers were name Juan: Juan Carlos, Juan Miguel, Juan José. They all went by their second names.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 17, 2025 7:44 PM |
If you're placing "Mohammed" in the same category of trashy names as "Christian," you're ignorant as fuck and probably racist,
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 17, 2025 7:45 PM |
[quote] They all went by their second names.
Nehemiah and Elisheva?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 18, 2025 2:12 PM |
You are thinking from an English language perspective.
That’s pretty narrow-minded.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 18, 2025 2:23 PM |
Christian is a high class name.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 18, 2025 2:33 PM |
[quote] Why is “Christian” a name for a male
You could also have a sister Christian.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 18, 2025 2:34 PM |
R41 - Christian is also a common fake first name for gay porn stars.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 18, 2025 2:57 PM |
Mohammed is the most popular name in the world. So that seems a parallel - if not a perfect example.
I've always thought the name Christian was gross - forcing a religious affiliation on to a child. Hate the name.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 18, 2025 3:01 PM |
I prefer Christopher over Christian
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 18, 2025 3:48 PM |
I’m a woman named Christine, which is the female equivalent of Christian, and I am middle aged, mid-40s. My name was already falling out of fashion by the time I was born; “Christina,” was more popular afterward. I was given the name because someone in the family had it, not because of my family being especially religious. I do think being religious in my grandmother’s time didn’t necessarily mean the same thing it does now. At that time, just being non-denominational- an Eastern Orthodox person marrying a Catholic and sending kids to both churches- was considered progressive. My non-denominational grandmother, who got her name Olga from her Christening rather than her birth certificate (named after an Eastern Orthodox saint) was a human rights supporter her whole life, attended protests supporting gun control in her 60s, and probably would be going to No Kings if she were still alive. She still called herself a non-denominational Christian, but didn’t attend church. So that was her belief from growing up in the 1920s and coming of age during WWII. It’s scary to think that the political sentiments on the right wing now are so extreme they date back to beliefs held outside of living memory. My grandmother has been gone for the past 20 years, and was Christian, and the “Republican” or “conservative” beliefs have gone so far they would have painted her - a woman born more than 100 years ago - as far left.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 18, 2025 4:12 PM |
Hi Ugly!
Hi Stupid!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 18, 2025 4:35 PM |
R46 - I don't think most people associate Christine with Christianity though - even if that is the root of the name. Christian is just too on the nose though.
Stupidly, I guess, I've never associated "Chris" names with Christianity in my life - although it's blatantly there. But so many European names are derived from Biblical characters to the point that it has lost association.
But Christian just always sounded weird and not a real name to me. It's like calling your child Believer.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 18, 2025 4:39 PM |
[quote]Why do people name their kids after their bizarre religions?
Naming a child Christian, Christine, Chrétien, Cristiano, Christianus, and its many linguistic variants dates back to the Middle Ages and was a way of honoring Christ, not necessarily the religion. It was a way of presenting the child during his/her baptismal that he/she was a child of Christ.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 18, 2025 5:13 PM |
What do you think you are honoring with Mohammad? Free speech?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 18, 2025 6:20 PM |
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