Tucker Harrington Pillsbury aka Role Model… you’re a cutie

I like the tattoos on him

The tattoos are a sign of severe mental illness in this one.

He sure is cuckoo for tats. Such a shame.

Not only is he a Pillsbury, he's a Harrington. Now he's a top music star and good looking.

Let's have him turn around—I want to check for the Battle of Waterloo.

Very cute

r7 Give it up, trash. It's not funny.

He looks like he smells cookies.

Can't get past the horrid tattoos.

A tragedy of ink.

He looks like he fell into a printing press.

Two demerit points taken off for the trash tattoos

[quote]1,002 demerit points taken off for the trash tattoos

Fixed.

Tragic. So beautiful, and look what he did.

The irony is his brother has zero tattoos. They’re opposites

Yeah, he's almost at full Bieber with the tats. Thankfully we still have (almost) tat-free Shawn Mendes.

R16 Ever more horsefaced.

[quote]Thankfully we still have (almost) tat-free Shawn Mendes.

And ink-free David Archuleta. That's one Mormon prohibition I hope he sticks with.

He looks mentally ill. He looks like he cries a lot.

Modeling some neato clip art.

I cant wait for this trend to shift back to being trashtastic amongst the younger generation.

Performing his hit song “Sally, When The Wine Runs Out” on Today Show

Mendes has tats.

He looks like a blotter you test rubber stamps on. And then you decide not to buy it.

r23 Meh, you tried

There’s a lot to unpack…

That's why I said *almost* tat-free, r22.

Watched the performance at the link above - boring as fuck.

I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I never saw or heard this name (Role Model) in my life until this past weekend when no fewer than three threads about him popped up here. I’m not yet 40, so I assume I’m only going to drift further from the zeitgeist for the next few decades.

Great face, but the body looks like a Lisa Frank sticker book in monchrome.

Some of you grampys are going to have to get over the tatoo thing. It's been around for a long time and it doesn't appear to be going anywhere. If you don't like them, then don't get one, but stop being old men yelling at clouds.

tattoo thing, r29.

Ummmmm - no on the tatts - ewwww...

He’s the upper classman who slided by. Neve Campbell would have killed him.

I free admit that I am old and hate tats, R29, but you make the mistake of assuming causality. I've always hated tats -even as a child. Getting older had nothing to do with it. There are guys with lots of tats that are more aesthetically pleasing -this guy's are just random and stupid. Of course, that's his business. But the OP of this thread brought him to our attention, seeking comment, so don't be surprised when some of us have comments that aren't so favorable.

Shawn has a lot of tattoos

This is the cutest video of him trying to teach kids how to rhyme and make a song.

Every generation gets the David Cassidy it deserves.

lol - That's profound, R36!

This is his best song, imho

Sally is just his most popular.

Those tats! What a shame. He's fucked for the rest of his life, while watching his comic book display sag into oblivion.

I always tell the young uns, if you’re going to go down tattoo road, for fuck’s sake have a master plan, so you don’t look like Zapf Dingbat here.

Can’t get past the auto tuned voice.

R29 I case you didn't know, old skin is THE WORST to tattoo. I was young and dumb when I got the single one I have, but the last thing the denizens of the DL should do is go out to get some new ink. Talk about throwing good money after bad.

He sings live all the time r41. All artists use autotune these days. Even Taylor Swift.

He looks so fucking hot omg. Just jeans and a tee but a 10.

That’s Jacob Elordi level hot.

Look at that crowd!

Him bringing out Troye Sivan as Sally

During his MSG show Natalie Portman was Sally. She’s so cute

Kate Hudson as Sally

Really cute. Whoever did those tattoos should get life without the possibility of parole.

Hilary Duff as Sally

[quote] I’m not yet 40, so I assume I’m only going to drift further from the zeitgeist for the next few decades.

R28 You have a long way to go, but at least you’ve gotten a glimpse at impending decrepitude and irrelevance.

I’m already there, but promise to wait for you.

[quote] Every generation gets the David Cassidy it deserves.

But his cock doesn't compare to the cocks on my sons.

I'm 62 and I think tatts are fine but the best ones show some indication of design sense and forethought. This clip art factory approach just makes him seem like an impulsive 10-year-old.

He doesn’t have the bone structure to carry off boyish good looks for much longer. He barely has it now. 35 will be very hard for him.

When is he going to get Sally Struthers as Sally?

Generic white het boy singer.

R53 lmao please.

[quote]He doesn’t have the bone structure to carry off boyish good looks for much longer. He barely has it now. 35 will be very hard for him.

Some of the bullshit you dizzy queens say should be etched in stone for future generations to study.

The tats are just a big no.

Very cute.

It’s the truth r57. There are a grade of guys whose most attractive feature is their youth. He’s one of them. But I guess it’s better to have been good looking and lost it than to have never been good looking at all.

He’s like an American Idol contestant who coasts on being cute.

Flash in the pan.

He wouldn't have done this to himself if he'd been allowed to join the Cub Scouts and get merit badges.

he smelled ALL the cookies

R60 no. Youth doesn’t make one cute. Plenty of unattractive young people exist.

He’s cute because he’s cute. Dumbass

R29 One or two tattoos, fine. But when you go to this level, it destroys all sex appeal. You turn yourself into something non human, and envisioning anything sexual resembles beastiality. It’s repulsive.

Cutie pie

Are the dates marking stock market crashes?

R64, reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Of course there are plenty of ugly young people. Youth doesn't make you cute. BUT there are some CUTE young guys, that are only cute because of their youth. Once that is gone they are pretty average and you would never know that at one time they traded on their looks. He is one of those types. He is cute now, but will hit a wall where he will be completely average IF NOT unattractive. You can look at his face and tell. And you can google other images of him and know exactly what I am talking about. You can call it the Chad Lowe effect. And this guy isn't anywhere as close to how attractive Chad Lowe was in his youth.

And Tucker is a mid singer who is relying completely on his looks and doesn't have anything else to back up an entertainment career. So when the headliner starts sagging in his station wagon, best of luck to him.

Whenever I hear that Sally song, I can't decide if it's good or a giant pile of twee shit.

[quote] BUT there are some CUTE young guys, that are only cute because of their youth.

Prince William.

He moves sexy. Love a man who can dance.

R68 actually I understood exactly what you wrote. Maybe you should go read what you wrote. I don’t know who you THINK you are, but your constant bullshit doesn’t work on anyone here.

R71, Prince William is a Brit; you're dealing with a whole other set of rules there.

Yes. But this guy isn’t just cute because he’s “young”. He’s almost 30. He’s not THAT young.

No, just no.

Do we think he's a virgin?

r72 U R nutz. Punk can't dance for shit.

It's about time for someone to become the next big teen idol. He's a cutie and the music is innocuous, so he seems like as good a candidate as any. We eldergays have seen so many of these kids at the beginning of their fame journey. It will be interesting to see what path life leads him down. Will he be another Gaga, or another Aaron Carter? Or just fade away completely?

Not to pick on him, but while watching R38's video, all I could think about was the director saying, "Hey, Role Model, why don't you try fooling around with this toothpick on the next take? Yeah, just sort of play with it and stick it in your mouth. It'll look really cool!"

[quote] The irony is his brother has zero tattoos. They’re opposites

He may have zero tattoos but he’s pretty pasty and doughy though.

He’s 28. Told old to be a teen idol. He’s aimed at women on the cusp of wine momhood.

R79 what male is a Gaga? There are no male Gaga’s

R81 false. His marketing is toward young women and teens. His crowds are filled with teenage girls

Giving a tour of his tattoos with his messy hair

R84 - im im. Sexy sexy sexy. Without the fake gangsta attitude.

Walking barefoot

Well r73, can you explain how you got your comment below given what I wrote?:

[quote]Youth doesn’t make one cute. Plenty of unattractive young people exist.

or are you gonna just waste another reply box with a bunch of empty shit?

R86, he's walking barefoot in Beverly Hills?

He has nice feet.

This Reddit thread is tearing into him as an artist

I don't think the Main Pillsburys are the same branch as the wealthy Minnesota Pillsburys.

Oh that boy is FIRE 🔥

R46 impressive youthful body on Miss Portman. I bet that was really expensive!

Maine Pillsburys

His pins are too slim.

R93 it wasn’t. She’s a fan.

The celebs he has come out are asked because they’re at his show.

R90 they better watch their mouths about him. They’re just fucking jealous

Oh yeah. Y’all are streaming.

His streams are up.

I love this throwback sound! Such a lost sound in modern country.

I can’t tell. Can he even sing?

Backstage celebrating his performance after SNL. He was just happy he didn’t slip lol.

Cutie.

He looks like one of the aliens on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine there.

He did look like he was afraid he would slip and fall down thst ladder. It was a stupid set up. Not sure who thought that was a good idea.

What a douchebag.

He isn’t a douche

I don’t know whether or not he is a douche. No reason to think so. But I do know he can’t sing or dance very well. Perhaps he is a talented songwriter. I haven’t heard enough of his music to say.

Once you start looking at his incisors as he speaks, you'll instantly get Cilla Black vibes.

Try it, you'll see it!

Unlikely, since I have no idea who Cilla Black is.

R107 that’s all a matter of opinion.

Uh, yeah. You have a problem with opinion?

R103 You’re right! He looks like Odo!

It's funny how he can live in this bubble of approval and popularity, as evidenced by that backstage clip, when 90% of the internet is vehemently disapproving of him.

R113 you saying this while not realizing you yourself are in a bubble is funny. Stating 90% is ridiculous.

R109. Surprise, surprise!

He’s so fucking hot. My new crush.

[quote]When is he going to get Sally Struthers as Sally?

How about BrendaD.

His opening snippet to Renee Rapp’s song is the best part of the song and I love how sexy he looks and sounds.

Momma is soaked.

His interview on that gremlin Jake Shane’s podcast was probably the best episode of the podcast. It’s so unintentionally funny because they’re so different

Is she cross-eyed?

🌊 🐄 🧵

He’s Gen Z new heartthrob

Then I’m glad I’m not Gen Z.

Why Role Model but not Gus Dapperton? Sings, dances, writes music.

I’m a 8, let’s go get a bunch of ugly tattoos!

NYC 7, hun.

Sexy

Chipmunk teefs

Gus dapperton is too try hard, not as good looking and a totally different sound. Good and I like him - but something totally different - and ugly.

Ouch! Gus is skinny again and I think he's quite sexy.

R126 actually he’d be really attractive in NYC too. Probably even hotter in NYC because of his vibe

R130 couldn’t disagree more. He doesn’t have a cute face. Part of Tucker’s appeal is his cute face.

I am reserving my opinion on him until he presents hole.

Does that have a tattoo also?

Gus has a few tiny tats including a very tiny cross on his left cheekbone.

Mostly he is acres of skinny white hairless skin.

R134 no as he stated the places he would never get a tattoo are his knuckles and his ass. He would only get an ass tattoo if his brother (who has zero tattoos) gets one.

His brother always wanted a tat of the Pillsbury Doughboy on his ass but never gets it. If his brother does he says he will get the same one but otherwise he won’t.

R128 he’s always had teeth like that. He speaks about them all the time. When he was a kid a dentist actually wanted to do tests on him because they were convinced his two front teeth were actually 4 separate teeth that morphed together.

His song “Oh, Gemini” is so fucking good. It’s about his ex Emma Chamberlain (who is a Gemini).

She left him after 4 years together

I like it R138 . Maybe not the most original stuff - and not sure it’s lasting. But hits the moment of country pop and seems like he’s got some good marketing behind him.

Joe Jonas covering his song “Some Protector”

[quote]I always tell the young uns, if you’re going to go down tattoo road, for fuck’s sake have a master plan, so you don’t look like Zapf Dingbat here.

Clearly he DID have a master plan, since all of his tattoos seem to be of Clip Art images.

You may not like the master plan's results, but it clearly [italic]was[/italic] one nonetheless.

Am I the only one who actually liked his SNL performance? So many people online shit on it but I think more people are coming around and realizing it was fun. I know the views on the video took off over the last couple days because two days ago it had like 55k views still and now it’s at 330k.

And the comments have a lot of people saying they never heard it until SNL and it’s stuck in their heads now.

“Writing’s On The Wall” is another great one. Its the opening song to his album

He's very cute.

"Sally" reminds me of several Rick Springfield songs.

“Role Model” — what a stupid stage name!

Was “Pump Handle” already taken? What about “Stove Pipe?”

r146 misses the days when musicians used to have great names, like Vanilla Ice and The Edge.

He really doesn’t sing very well

I like his live singing

Is related to Poppin Fresh? I mean the Pillsburys and the Pabsts are still around with money.

What about Bakers Square?

what about "Treasure Trail"? And does Role Model have one?

Spends leg day in the tattoo chair.

He has a naturally skinny body.

He’s tall and skinny. He has long legs too.

For another example: see Jacob Elordi.

His song “Slut Era (Interlude)” is so good, unironically.

He's so cute, but all his recordings are autotuned to death.

I hear no autotune.

He sings live doll. And I love when he sings Slut Era. He always sings it with feeling. He really meant those lyrics when he wrote this one.

R159 ha I have him singing that during his concert in Ohio a few months ago. He was amazing. He seemed to get in his feelings during certain songs. You could see it on his face. PS he’s even cuter in person.

“Old Recliners” is another top notch from him. So good.

Him at the Academy Museum Gala tonight.

I hate it.

But LOL because you can tell he doesn’t even wanna be there. His team probably forced him to.

He looks like his mom forced him to go

Who is he an how is he suddenly everywhere now after SNL?

R164 he’s a musician whose career is starting to take off

He’s so cute

He enjoyed Amelia

I thought he was a gay.

He isn’t gay.

I thought there was a video of him fucking his cousin.

R170 lmao wtf. A video of Jake Shane admitting he would fuck his fourth cousin and Tucker being grossed out.

This clip

This cutie

2025 was the summer of Role Model

Does he sing words, live? I hear mostly nasal wah wha mah mah mah ah ah ah

R172 that little troll interviewer makes a good point. "there may be so many fish in the sea FOR YOU."

Not him walking into the Academy Museum Gala chatting with Diane Lane. You’re becoming a big star buddy

R176 I thought the same thing. Very Good point. We don’t all look like you sir. We don’t all have endless fish in the sea.

Amelia's garment looks so unflattering at R167. She needs to stay out of the chicken shops.

Also he's cute but he's not spectacular. I am a college prof and cute guys of this calibre are a dime a dozen at that age.

R180 lmao please stop.

That fit really doesn’t look good on Amelia but she’s adorable.

Why did that reporter yell out Tucker instead of Role? No wonder Julianne Moore was so annoyed, seriously.

Because his name is Tucker… lol

Yeah, but do reporters yell out Alicia instead of P!nk? Or Stephani instead of Lady Gaga? Or whatever Madonna’s name is instead of Madonna? That’s poor form on the reporter.

Madonna is Madonna

Kaia Gerber won’t let people forget Jake Shane was the original Sally

[quote] Madonna is Madonna

Madonna’s real name is Madonna? I always assumed it was just a stage name.

R188 more proof you’re a fucking dumbass.

Trashy tattoo hillbilly. Ruined his looks with ink retardation. He has a fucking ladder and a whale on his chest. He looks like a street hustler hanging out on the corner, outside the QT, circa 1990.

I’ll bet his feet smell.

I’ll bet anyone wearing shoes and boots for hours on end have smelly feet until they shower.

Valentino posted about him wearing Valentino

Getting pampered

[quote] Not only is he a Pillsbury, he's a Harrington.

Hollywood royalty!