Metallica or Benson Boone

The third choice: a chopstick puncturing my eardrums.

I don't care for Benson Boone's music, but Metallica is ear-bleedingly horrid.

I will always vote for hole presenters.

I don’t know much about Benson Boone but Metallica are seriously uncool and have been for decades so I’d rather see him

Where’s the get paid to stay home option?

Stay home because you can’t afford to buy tickets anyway? Too rich for your blood?

Never heard of Benson Boone, although he's cute. If it is to be solely a musical presentation I would stick with Metallica, if it is to be a hole presentation I would opt for Boone

How do you know about the hole presentation if you’ve truly never heard of Benson Boone?? 🤔

When you buy the expensive charity ticket you can attend both concerts. It is two concerts at a "festival" and each concert is in a different location, not different "section". One inside, one outside.

You can’t attend both as they are at the same time.

Yes you can. You can walk across the street between the two stages. Buy the highest level charity ticket and they'll surely lick your ass and wine and dine you, too.

Mama Said by Metallica was my angsty teen anthem.

I liked old school Metallica before they sold out. Only heard one song of Benson Boone and it was garbage.

[quote] Yes you can. You can walk across the street between the two stages.

They are nowhere near each other. And you think you can just walk in and out of Chase Stadium?

I’m washing my hair that night.

Is the second choice a Robby Benson duet with Debby Boone?

R14 Bayfront Park is DIRECTLY across the street from the Chase Center. But you do your fantasy cartography and enjoy.

Is Metallica still going after Napster?

I actually like a lot Metallica's "Fuel". Highly underrated.

Since when exactly it's considered they "sold out"? Was it because of their constant whinery and bitching due to the Napster thing?

Metallica is such a BORE.

I don’t like Benson Boone’s music either but I’d watch him perform. He’s entertaining.

"Only heard one song of Benson Boone and it was garbage."

That's pretty much his entire catalogue.

Is Benson Boone rumored to be gay or is the cookie-sniffing aura a result of his LDS upbringing?

Definitely Metallica and I don’t like Metalica I don’t even know how to spell Metalicca.

fuck that, I will unapologetically go to Metallica. If Hetfield sounds like shit I will at least get laid by the former convict covered in tattoos of my dreams.

I'd be among my peers at a Metallica concert. Who the hell wants that? I'll "accidentally" rub up on half-clothed, half-closeted BB fans any day!

Bayfront Park is a public park where I walk my dog. So I could just watch Benson next time my dog needs to poop.

Choice #3.