Jeff Bezos has gone full on crazy rich mad man now

They're really bizarre. All the money in the world, anything they want, and they choose to dress like cult members.

But they're spouses!

Identical spouses, all the way...

One pair of matching bookends...

But different as night and day!

She’s wearing the same suit Madonna wore in the Take a Bow video

Thank jeebus his ex-wife escaped and got half his ill-gotten gains and is doing good with it.

I bet he hates that she is donating so much to charity.

“50 million dollars to inner city schools!”

MacKenzie doesn't even make public what millions she's giving to charity until well after the fact and then does it almost begrudgingly.

Meanwhile her ex-husband is parading around Paris with his trophy wife and garishly building billion dollar yachts.

He can do what he wants. I just find it sad that he seems to be playing to an audience for approval - what’s the point? Enjoy yourself - but why the need for external approval - still?

His coat is lovely, but overall the outfit is a mess.

the ex is a lady. classy.

Tragic.

Where is his white Persian cat accessory? Also zooming in on her face is a mistake.

She has trout mouth.

He wants to be Kanye West so bad. Lauren will have her tits fully out on some red carpet soon enough.

Well he's not Howard Hughes level yet. Let me know when he gets into Kabbalah.

Durty Sanchez had.em out at the indoor orange inaugural event. Styrofoam tiddies.

He is so incredibly ugly. A three bagger. He's clearly bored, so why not have some plastic surgery?

Lauren Sanchez Bezos looks like an alien wearing a human disguise.

You know what they say: beauty is skin-deep but ugly is to the bone.

They’re both such cunts and only care about their wealth.

Did you hear the one about the Pope's and Lauren Sanchez in a lifeboat?

I have no doubt they will be wearing matchy disco gear as they boogie down to YMCA at the opening of the new White House Ballroom.

I don't know what he sees in her

Maybe he fucks her up the ass and they have 3somes etc

As someone speculated - and IMO would explain the whole thing - he wants to be a swinger sexually and she is the perfect mate to hook him up with lots of sex. The one thing a rich guy cant just buy - without seeming sleazy. This wraps it in a thin veneer of respectability.