Nicole Kidman STUNS on the cover of Vogue

STUNS! Such an original clickbait headline word!

Like my older sister with a funny accent!

OP's pic: She looks like a Walnut Whip with a straw sticking out of it.

I am stunned by my ennui.

Once again, stunned is doing a lot of work here.

Try a new word. You've just about worn this one out, OP. Or, at least rendered it meaningless.

Looks like a rough old Shelia

Is she going cray like Vadge?

She could be the cover photo for the "want to be underwhelmed" thread.

Did they give her a cover because Mr. Frosted Tips & Shoe Lifts dumped her?

She's trying to out-Veronica Lake Veronica Lake in OP's pic. There goes her depth perception.

Those must be AI generated images. She had her day in the sun over 30 years ago. Let it go Nicole - you'll never be younger than you are today - and you ain't young anymore!

I think she may have had some work done.

"Make me look like an enormous, brown BELL! Don't worry if the silhouette seems ridiculous--a BELL I must become!"

R17 = Helen Keller

Her face looks like porcelain. I'm surprised it doesn't crack when she smiles.

She’s obsessed with herself. What a weird way to exist.

Actors are generally pretty narcissistic.

She could stealthily crop dust anyone in those skirts

I’m all natural. I swear it. No procedures.

Welp, I will say she looks better than Meghan of Sussex.

She's still completely uninteresting to me. I'm not trying to be mean, but her enduring success baffles me, she's only in flops!

I guess she needs some modeling gigs to pay Keith his $11M sobriety bonus.

One more facelift on this one and she’ll have a beard.

She’s dressed like a cross between a Hershey’s Kiss and a man-bun. Okay.