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Peeing in the ocean

This stupid article says you're not supposed to pee in the water at a beach. WTFFFFFFFFFFF??

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by Anonymousreply 14October 7, 2025 7:42 PM

OP how old are youuuuuuuuuuuu

by Anonymousreply 1October 7, 2025 2:29 AM

You better no pee but it’s ok for us to dump oil. Just charge us a few milllion bucks. Pennies in a bucket honestly.

by Anonymousreply 2October 7, 2025 2:41 AM

The high point of my trip to Hawaii was sitting on a noodle in a bay for a couple of hours. I must have peed 10 times out there.

by Anonymousreply 3October 7, 2025 3:13 AM

But throwing plastic in it is ok. How fucked up his that?

by Anonymousreply 4October 7, 2025 3:16 AM

R3 your fucking microplastic infested piss is killing the fishies.

by Anonymousreply 5October 7, 2025 3:17 AM

You're swimming in the fish's toilet. What does it matter if you add a little more to it?

by Anonymousreply 6October 7, 2025 3:18 AM

It's the same type of water you'd find after a major flood: poisons, sewage, bacteria, dead things...

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by Anonymousreply 7October 7, 2025 6:47 AM

The high point of my trip to Hawaii was sitting on a noodle

R3 - You were what now?

by Anonymousreply 8October 7, 2025 6:52 AM

A pool, even an ocean pool, sure. But the amount of water in the ocean will quickly dilute your pee to homoeopathic levels.

by Anonymousreply 9October 7, 2025 6:59 AM

[QUOTE]sitting on a noodle in a bay

Postmodern Otis Redding?

by Anonymousreply 10October 7, 2025 7:36 AM

If you go to the nude beach at Sandy Hook, you can see the Brooklyn skyline.

Imagine, every time someone flushes a toilet in Brooklyn, you're swimming in it.

by Anonymousreply 11October 7, 2025 1:49 PM

Peeing in the ocean is FINE; just don't do it while standing on shore.

by Anonymousreply 12October 7, 2025 2:04 PM

Only #2 in the surf dear.

by Anonymousreply 13October 7, 2025 2:11 PM

I found their conclusion that taking seashells away from the beach as literal genocide much more ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 14October 7, 2025 7:42 PM
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