This stupid article says you're not supposed to pee in the water at a beach. WTFFFFFFFFFFF??
OP how old are youuuuuuuuuuuu
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 7, 2025 2:29 AM |
You better no pee but it’s ok for us to dump oil. Just charge us a few milllion bucks. Pennies in a bucket honestly.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 7, 2025 2:41 AM |
The high point of my trip to Hawaii was sitting on a noodle in a bay for a couple of hours. I must have peed 10 times out there.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 7, 2025 3:13 AM |
But throwing plastic in it is ok. How fucked up his that?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 7, 2025 3:16 AM |
R3 your fucking microplastic infested piss is killing the fishies.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 7, 2025 3:17 AM |
You're swimming in the fish's toilet. What does it matter if you add a little more to it?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 7, 2025 3:18 AM |
It's the same type of water you'd find after a major flood: poisons, sewage, bacteria, dead things...
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 7, 2025 6:47 AM |
The high point of my trip to Hawaii was sitting on a noodle
R3 - You were what now?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 7, 2025 6:52 AM |
A pool, even an ocean pool, sure. But the amount of water in the ocean will quickly dilute your pee to homoeopathic levels.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 7, 2025 6:59 AM |
[QUOTE]sitting on a noodle in a bay
Postmodern Otis Redding?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 7, 2025 7:36 AM |
If you go to the nude beach at Sandy Hook, you can see the Brooklyn skyline.
Imagine, every time someone flushes a toilet in Brooklyn, you're swimming in it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 7, 2025 1:49 PM |
Peeing in the ocean is FINE; just don't do it while standing on shore.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 7, 2025 2:04 PM |
Only #2 in the surf dear.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 7, 2025 2:11 PM |
I found their conclusion that taking seashells away from the beach as literal genocide much more ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 7, 2025 7:42 PM |