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No way, Deb Haaland--not THIS time! Fool me once...

This is the THIRD time I've received a text from the former Secretary of the Interior, who's currently running for Governor of New Mexico, in which she promises to share her recipes with me... for a small contribution.

Two times I've sent her $$$$$, and two times I have received what? GOOSE EGGS. No recipe. He may be a little extra, but at least our Gerg shares his recipes for free!

No Ma'am, Ms. Haaland; if I lived in NM I'd 100% vote for you, but a contribution? Nah, cuz you're already two recipes in arrears; why should I play BooBoo the Fool a third time?

But good luck to ya!

by Anonymousreply 4October 4, 2025 9:30 PM

Here's today's text:

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by Anonymousreply 1October 4, 2025 5:33 PM

At least she's offering something in return for a contribution.

I get a never-ending barrage of emails from Colin Allred, Nancy Pelosi, and Sherrod Brown (among others) begging for donations and they ain't offering jack shit in return.

by Anonymousreply 2October 4, 2025 7:55 PM

[quote]our Gerg shares his recipes for free!

Our Gerg shares other people's recipes for free!

(Fixed that for you.)

by Anonymousreply 3October 4, 2025 9:27 PM

You gave a politician your phone number. That was your first mistake.

What was it, a petition to tell Gavin Newsom to go shirtless? Was it worth it?

by Anonymousreply 4October 4, 2025 9:30 PM
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