P. Allen Smith comes out as…right wing

honestly, is anybody really that surprised?

Who?!

Surprisingly, I also saw Michael McDonald of Mad TV fame (who played Stuart) also follows a bunch of right wing accounts.

OP, he only follows Kristi Noem for her beauty tips.

[quote]OP, he only follows Kristi Noem for her beauty tips

I've always referred to him as P. Allen Bottom.

his house

Atrocious plastic surgery

He’s a FAGA.

I like that term R9! Time we started using it on these disgusting spineless sellouts who work against the rest of us gays.

I dunno. He’s got that squished together face

Tasteful friends! What do we think of the "new house with the old soul" at R7's link? I hate the little gap between the front door molding and the porch ceiling. I do think the Ooh-dawn busts of Franklin, Jefferson, and Washington add a classy touch.

Also, the landscaping is exceptionally meager for a person who has a gardening show.

He's from Arkansas, so what did you expect?

That's the land of the Huckabees, father and daughter.

R24 so is Bill Clinton.

Who?

Apparently he has TV shows about gardening - one on PBS. And has written a lot of books about gardening and horticulture.

Never seen his shows and have never heard of him.

But - following right wing nutcases doesn't necessarily mean you're right wing. You want to see what the fuck they are up to and posting - not necessarily because you agree with their bullshit.

R17 believed Trump when he said he had no affiliation to Project 2025.

[quote] But - following right wing nutcases doesn't necessarily mean you're right wing. You want to see what the fuck they are up to and posting - not necessarily because you agree with their bullshit.

Yeah, right. And someone who only watches Fox News and never watches CNN or MSNBC is probably a liberal who's just watching Fox to see what crazy shit they are saying.

He's been a fat-ass closet-case lump of egregiously obtuse self-marketing and plain alcoholic desperation since he started. I've even seen him do his (embarrassingly basic) thing in person.

Fuck this useless, derivative Arkansas cunt.

White people busy being white.

Big surprise!

It's like he took a photo of an opossum with him to his facelift consultation.

R22 that was mean but very funny!

[quote]It's like he took a photo of an opossum with him to his facelift consultation.

And boiled it for lunch later that day.

You're a whoreticulturist, darlin'

Wait, WHAT’S that first initial?

I think she's tremendous.

R15 Bill Clinton has not lived in Arkansas in decades; the damn Huckabees still do!

[quote] who looks like he smells cookies

LOOKS like he smells cookies? Dear God in Heaven, he's a virtual cookie factory. And his husband will vouch for that.

As far as him following right wing entities, well he might be rich and privileged, but he is an Arkansas redneck after all.

He looks inbred.

He's ugly.

I suspect, R29, that the rich and privileged hicks are the hickest of all.

You can take a homo out of Arkansas...

The P stands for....Puuuuuussywillows

Urine Allen Smith is a genteel southern gentleman.

Arkansassy!

R35,

The Senatrice, Ms. Lindsay GrAYham has spoken.

Several years ago I posted a thread about him asking who has sampled him. It went nowhere.

Who would want to, R38?

He looks a bit like Mason Verger...after Hannibal sliced up his face and fed it to the dogs.

R21, with all due respect, fuck you for being a racist.

Playing games about what's "typical" inevitably reveals how typical all groups are, if one is racist, as you are.

Sweet Sour-Faced Jesus. I lived long enough in the South to know a few hundred P. Allen Smiths.

Cunty. Jealous. Always drunk. Bitchy (never in a fun or funny way). Superior in everything. Practiced in lip pursing and doing that foggy thing with the hands while air kissing. Experts in evrrything. Have a smell to match the sourpuss gash of a mouth. Drop names without crase.. Ask questions by way of insinuation and test ("Of course you must have spent some time in P. Sorrell Newton's place on Legare Street? No?! Hmmm. Not once? Curious.") And collectively as useful as a turd in a urinal.

You can smell the Republican stink on a P. Allen Smith, even 25 years ago when a few people outside fucking Arkansas knew who he was.

There's always been something off about him. And he has a reputation as a tyrant with employees.

He's also sexless.

I'm not surprised that he's MAGA.

DL has been dragging him since 2008 from supporting Bush and remaining closeted.

I heard him speak once and when asked what the P in P. Allen Smith was and he said, “Potential!”

This confirmed to me that he was indeed a eunuch. He’s one off those sexless gay men that appeal to the fraus down here while getting called an old fag by their husbands. These guys were legion when floral shops were still booming 20 years ago.

Gingham gay.

The P is for Pussyhound!

What's that supposed to mean, R45?

What else do we think of his house at r7?

The house is Southern Queen Style.

This flaming queen is closeted?? How?

I used to watch this old queen on PBS. One tip he offered that I followe is using mason jars for outdoor drinks in the summer.

His home is beautiful, but like so many others, it's overly cluttered. Love the sleeping porch, but who in Sam Hell has four (or six) double beds on a sleeping porch? Is he running a TB sanatarium or a sleep away camp?

I kinda like FAGA as long cabinette takes too long to type

I'm from the north and may not appreciate the old-style charm of the sleeping porch, but to me it looks one step away from a front porch with an old couch and a mini fridge on it.

Sarah Hucklebees is the best!

He need to come out with the plastic surgeon who did that to his face, because it ought to be criminal. Walking round permanently with a mafuckin Joker grin. Sad.

His face is fine, r55, smooth and youthful.