Gavin Newsom is now being incredibly mean

I'm here for it too. Go Governor Big Dick!

I like this Mean Girl energy. "Mean girl energy" is the only thing those Republican motherfuckers will come to understand.

Trump tits.

I love it.

I'm also loving it. Also loving how MAGA is going crazy about it, look at all the replies underneath the posts, "You're ruining your political career!", "so undignified!" etc.

They're so tone deaf it hurts.

3, 2, 1, until the so-called "centrist" Democrats start to chastise us over how "highly inappropriate" this is and how we must "go higher when they go lower."

incredibly appropriate.

when they go low, go lower and kick em in the nuts

Gavin Newsom IS the enemy within and must be dealt with immediately.

I like how some MAGAs are saying: "you're not as funny as Trump!"

They clearly don't get Newsom isn't imitating Trump's style to be funny, but because he knows when MAGAs view any Democrat acting the same, they see the behaviour for what it is.

They're far too slow.

The image of Trump eating McDonald’s as he’s waiting for KFC to arrive.

The Marie Antoinette one is hilarious, and spot on satire

The comic sans font...

^Ok that's genius

The hotel armchair alludes to Elon cucking him. Ha!

It’s pretty lame.

and he’s hot too! <3

I love everything about this. A few weeks ago the Pod Save guys were wringing their hands over it wondering if it’s a good strategy. Fuck strategy. This is a fucking street brawl. Let’s bring knives and chains.

New caption.

Gavin is a bad ass.

Smart, capable, competent leader

Newson for president. Return to sanity.

We have needed this for far too long.

Thank GOD someone is stepping up. We're not playing with serious or ethical people.

We have to start playing their game - which of course they always get faux outraged when WE do it.

[quote]"When they go low, sometimes ya gotta kick 'em."

--Symone Sanders Townsend, MSNBC's "The Weekend," 09/8/24

[quote]Newson for president.

Oh, dear.

[Quote] It’s pretty lame.

Go inspect the oil leaking from a truck

Newsom!!

Happy now, R24? Sheesh, it was a typo.

I pray that Newsom goes with the goose/gander response to them: Stop being so sensitive; it's just a joke; I'm only kidding; people on the right are so sensitive these days.

Trump feels threatened by Newsom. Keep up the good work, Gavin.

Josh Meyers does a great impression of Gavin:

Are you drunk R30?

[quote] Newsom is paying her too stay.

Great! I believe in income equality.

As if it's any worse that Trump has done.

After Donald's incestous, murderous, human trafficking, stealing, adulterous,skeletons ain't no such thing as skeletons anymore

And Trump rapes teenaged girls, R30.

Now that we've elected a convicted felon to POTUS, we're all well past the post of being shocked, shocked I say, by sexual innuendo of any kind.

Nobody in the Trump Cult gives a flying fuck about sexual morality of any kind ever. The usual, oh noes, he cheated on his wife, just isn't going to matter even a tiny little bit next election. Everyone knows that Republicans are completely full of shit on anything having to do with marriage and sexual fidelity or even sexual legality.

America is now a dark and completely unserious country. Truth is replaced by trolling. That's the world we now live in, and if you want "power" and the ability to win elections and implement policy you need to live in the world you have, not the world you want.

Newsom may not be the Dem Nominee in 2028 (indeed, whether there is a 2028 election is in doubt) he's doing the right thing now.

The world is completely different... with authoritarianism and A.I./tech there is no immediate solution to our problems.

^ But Pam Bondi wears a cross around her neck, indicating she's a good, moral Christian woman!

If she was a good moral Christian woman, R39, she wouldn't be running around the secular world of DC politics.

She'd be at home cooking, cleaning and servicing her husband, like the Bible says.

Gavin’s #2 wife fucked Harvey Weinstein for parts. She obviously wasn’t good on that casting couch because she couldn’t get the part.

So fucking what r41? Why do you give a flying fuck what she did or did not do for any part? Why do you pretend to give a flying fuck about it?

And Melania Trump fucked her way all the way from that shithole Slovenia to America, R41, then looked the other way when her skeevy old man was raping teen aged girls.

You're point?

[quote]Trump feels threatened by Newsom. Keep up the good work, Gavin.

I doubt that.

No matter how much Newsom tweets, Trump will be President until his term ends. And unfortunately, he'll continue to do just about anything he fucking wants. Mean tweets not withstanding.

And anyway, if Newsom runs in 28, it won't be against Trump.

[quote]Him and Kimberly Guilfoyle were swingers back in San Francisco.

Oh, dear.

Melania Trump & Jennifer Seibel are both whores who fucked their way to the top. Once the power, fame & $ is gone…they are too.

I think Melania helped with the trafficking

Gavin is handsome, younger, and visibly more healthy than our lardass president, R44. You think he installed Hegseth for his intellectual and strategic acumen? Trump has supressed man crushes that are expressed through perceived virility in other males. So I do think Trump is bothered by Gavin mocking him or clapping back. Trump's lack of response re Gavin is loud and revealing.

[quote]She'd be at home cooking, cleaning and servicing her husband

Pics please.

Bluesky trannies melted down about him saying trans women shouldn’t be allowed to play in women’s sports.

[quote]You think he installed Hegseth for his intellectual and strategic acumen?

He installed Hegseth because he's a Fox News personality. Nearly all of his picks have been people who Fox viewers are very familiar with. AND he picked people who he knows will have unquestioned loyalty to him.

That will help him with most people in this country r50. And I'm not saying that to slam the Trans, but it's a political fact these days that you want to be on the other side of trans rights activists, even in a Democratic nomination battle.

Who doesn't love the hot guy who takes down a bully? Taking down a bully is ultimate Alpha flex. Love Gavin.

[quote]Who doesn't love the hot guy who takes down a bully?

Yeah, he's stopping Trump in his tracks!

[quote]He installed Hegseth because he's a Fox News personality. Nearly all of his picks have been people who Fox viewers are very familiar with. AND he picked people who he knows will have unquestioned loyalty to him.

Will Mark Sanchez be receiving an appointment shortly?

They've already put Taylor's (alleged) Charli XCX diss track to work.

Go Gavin. I love you!

Team Newsom!

Trump installed Hegseth because Trump likes to surround himself with homosexual men because they remind him of Roy Cohn.

Hegseth isn't a homosexual R59.

Petey Boi is a mincing dandy, but he likes pussy.

r60 what are you, headless?

I think we can all agree that Hegseth is a drunk, mincing heterosexual mess, right? Being an inveterate alcoholic isn't always an indication of closet status.

No, Pete is gay and one of us!

Yes, even though only 3% of men in the US are gay, DL still firmly believes that roughly 97% of men in the public eye are.

"DL still firmly believes that roughly 97% of halfway decent looking men in the public eye are."

FIFY.

Unless they're Steven Miller Ugly.

I love all this. He's awesome.

Why after all these years is "the dreaded Gov from that failed state of CA" getting national traction and approval? I think because he really is fighting for what's left of our democracy, not just his own political advancement. And that authentic struggle comes across as his not having anymore fucks to give.

Let’s be honest. His support for gay marriage was too early even for the Democratic Party. Even Barney Frank criticized him.

^^ Meaning Newsom’s career advancement was severely limited in the 2000s, not that he was wrong.

Sic him, Gavin! Grab him by the neck pussy!

I don't know what he is but the way Hegseth obsesses about masculinity leads one to wonder what his deal is. He can't be that ridiculously immature

He's that ridiculously *insecure*, r72. It's resulting in paranoia.

Yeah he seems kinda gay to me too

He has a decent sense of humor, looks good and isn't brain dead. Gavin, you'll get my vote if you run and I'm a New Englander. We're smaht.

R2 Because it’s the only thing this ignant ass electorate understands. Yes ignant, as my great aunt would say. You think these mafuckers wanna hear a well organized, articulated “to do list”. These cunts grew up on twinkies and Married with Children. You must dumb it down.

Tomi “Toilet” Lahren 😂

Some of what Hegseth says definitely verges on parody. Sometimes I have to check I'm reading his genuine account, not a fake profile that's been set up to satirize him.

I initially laugh and then I wonder how it's come to this. It's not really a laughing matter considering he's actually in government.

How did an unintelligent ex news anchor become the Security of Defense? (No, I won't use his other shitty title.) Imagine how some military generals must feel... Many have spent years working their way up, only for their boss to be some loser who enjoys stupid soundbites.

And is drunk

How? 50 Senators (plus Jaydene Maybelline) voted to confirm him. They didn't have to, but they did.

[quote]Some of what Hegseth says definitely verges on parody. Sometimes I have to check I'm reading his genuine account, not a fake profile that's been set up to satirize him.

He's also made a caricature of himself with the flag suits.