BELOW DECK MED SEASON 10

Just started watching the first episode. What are the odds a guest complains about one of the chef's hairs finding their way into a dish?

The stupid, sexy French deckhand is back, too. As is the emotionally and annoyingly over the top chief sew Aesha.

Did anyone notice the old pics they showed of Shandy back in the day with her Ellen haircut?

Dyke-O-Rama!

Sandy had a short haircut in the early seasons it suited her butch persona.

R4 Don't shtart with me, leshbian.

Yeah, Aesha and her fart humor are tiresome. It's interesting that she chose to work with Sandy over Jason who seems like a much easier boss. She also said on WWHL that Sandy was invited to her wedding. But not Jason.

Alesha never speaks softly she always yells with that horrible accent.

Shandy is hands down the worst people manager ever. In the first episode, she berated Nathan for the deck crew not being able to get it together. "You've *got* to do better," she said to him. Then when Nathan apologized, she said, "Don't apologize. You're still learning."

Talk about sending mixed signals.

R7 And she can never just say "hello." It's always, "Oh, my God! Hellooooo!"

I can't believe there's a stew named Kizzi.

The Colombian deckhand Christian has beautiful blow job lips.

Where is everyone? I love the Below Deck comments.

[quote] Where is everyone? I love the Below Deck comments.

There was a huge purge of Dataloungers, after the Charlie Kirk incident.

I noticed that there was a large drop off of posters after that.

This place is very quiet now.

R10. She better not be able to spell her own name.

The deck crew really is a bunch of dumb fucks this season.

Looks like Shandy's gonna make the bosun fire one of 'em next episode. I hope it's not the hot Colombian.

I'm bored. They need to replace Shandy next season and she can take Aesha with her. This crew is a bunch of nitwits but the boat is gorgeous.

The hot Colombian seems closeted gay to me.

Max needs to take a seat because he really doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about. The bosun is useless.

“Work everything out amongst yourselves. I’ll be in the cockpit driving the boat.”

Kizzi is playing the same role as Solene. But Kizzi is funnier and better at her actual job.

[quote] “Work everything out amongst yourselves. I’ll be in the cockpit driving the boat.”

And by that, she means drowning herself in vodka.

R19 More of those amazing leadership skills Shandy loves to tout.

I find it weird that Aesha would rather work for Captain Sandy, than for Captain Jason.

She and Jason seemed to get along very well. (Do you think they were hooking up, and it went bad?)

Aesha is okay in small doses, but her loud, whiny voice and horrible accent are really too much for extended periods of television viewing.

As for Shandy, I guess she has become "beloved" by Bravo. Perhaps because she's a very visible and out lesbian, AND a female captain in a male dominated industry.

She checks all the boxes, and they would never consider getting rid of her.

It was easy to get rid of Captain Lee, because he's a grouchy old asshole.

This group is useless and not a bit entertaining.

Hopefully it will be over soon.