**CAPTION CONTEST**

Is his penis as ugly and small as rumored?

We wish we could wear hats that hide our faces -- but it's not allowed.

"You can tell us, it's just us girls here. Justin Trudeau - boxers or briefs?"

Melania to the HRHs: Tell me how the Queen Mother put away those retarded cousins. We are looking at options for Barron, of course after Donald is gone as he's my ticket to a plush future.

"Ginger is still married to Pecan-Tan, tee-hee!"

Is it true that Epstein introduced you to Lumpy?

You know his diaper stench is clinging to you too?

"Do tell us - are you the real Melania or the fake Melania? The queen thinks you're the fake one, because your hat is pulled down so far over your face. But I told her that if you were the fake one, you'd be wearing sunglasses, not a hat at all."

"word to the wise, Stay away from Andrew or Fergie will cut you!"

My donnies are bigger than your Donnie's

Queen Camilla thought bubble: "My God! Any higher and she could rest her chin on them!"

I didn't even know that was Melania!

My caption?

Kate, you don't have to smile at her. She's the fake one.

Camilla: "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on, dear"

Catherine: So, it seems, I am the only First Wife here.

"Look Camilla, the First Lady is a big fan of Burgess "The Penguin" Meredith."

Queen Consort: "How did you ever manage to get that 1st wife buried in a random plot on a golf course? Wish Charles had thought of that!"

Is it true that it looks like Toad from Mario Kart?

Is it going to be called the Ballroom due to your pings pong act?

Camilla: Don't touch her Kate! You don't know where she's been.

Kate: "I watched to whole thing! I saw it with my own two eyes! He totally took a large cracker to the Caviar bowl and TRIPPLE dipped! TRIPPLE! When he saw me watching, he had the nerve to say "This is the best, most beautiful way to eat Caviar! If a cameraman would have caught it and showed it on the news, then the whole world would be tripple dipping!"

Nelania: "He's such an asshole..."

Camilla: "Buck would have never tripple dipped!"

Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you…

[R21] LOL LOL

Camilla: "Bloody HELL!!! I drew the short straw and have to wear this shite hat all day."

Royals to Melania: Soeak slowly. We don’t understand your gibberish language.

Kate predicting at most how many years are left for both Melania and Camilla’s husbands.

I survived cancer! CANCER and I still feel bad for you.

Camilla took a shit THIS BIG.

Vairst Letty: I start from Vashington wearing also pourple suit to match plate-hat, but Donald has poopy accident so I wear black. Black go with everything, no? And black also good if Donald summoned back to hell while on visit here. Black show everyone I sad.

I wear the purple because I queen of maggots

You must be enjoying the architecture here?!?

No caption but that's the most animated I've seen Kate in a long time.

Is too early to mourn fat old orange man?

Tell me all about your life as a whore. I’ve always wanted to ask you about that. So excited!

[quote]a generous glop of clotted cream

Eet wasn't so generous but I blame eet for how my Monster Boy turn out.

Expecto Patronum!

A Hocus Pocus pantomime is now playing in the West End?