Let's be Donald Trump having a stroke!

To date, I have not been nearly massive enough.

I am a pussy!

I am the party planner when we get the news of a stroke.

I'm his brain, registering an overall improvement in cognition.

I'm the less than one year that he'll live.

I’m the involuntary bowel movements. I started several years before the stroke.

I'm Ho Hicks on diaper duty.

I’m the bullshit which still comes out of his mouth. The shit in his diaper is less toxic than me.

I'm Karolina Levitt, lying through my obvious veneers about how healthy he is.

I'm the majority of the world, waiting, with champagne and party supplies, for the day his physical decline reaches critical and he keels over. If you thought people were celebrating the death of that bigot goblin Kirk too much, just wait...

R10, oh, I only hope I can celebrate wherever MAGAts are around! Their tears will be absolutely delicious.

R11, the way they've turned all Radio Rwanda on us (as I mentioned in another thread) over fuckin' Charlie !irk genuinely makes me fear what they're going to do when the MAGA Lardo dies.

Doctor: Well, he shit his pants, he's ranting like a schizophrenic infant, he's wobbling and teetering as if he's in a sack race, his face is covered in Cheetoh dust over ash, his eyes are tiny and piglike and he shit himself three more times since I started writing this.

So status quo. The Dictator is fine!

[quote]...makes me fear what they're going to do when the MAGA Lardo dies.

Indeed. When the street parties spontaneously rise up there's bound to be J6 style push-back ("it's what he would have wanted"). Question of numbers though, celebrants versus cultists. And if the cultists Go Too Far - not unlikely - it'll only radiantly prove the celebrants' point.