Awwwwww

A National Enquirer scoop!!

Already a thread to the exact article - and the other one has a headline that's actually searchable, unlike this one.

The DL hate for Ellen can span multiple threads R2.

Fresh Bullying Claims

Nice link r2

I thought flipping houses was her career

Did she get a facelift? Her skin looks amazing and far less wrinkled

She’s a typical boomer who can’t let go. She’s almost 70. Nobody’s asking for an Ellen comeback.

Why does she look like Jeff from my dad's golf club?

Could s/he look more manly?

She actually thinks she’s going to restart her talk show??? The delusion knows no bounds. She’s 67. And this cancellation, like Lizzo’s, is sticking. No one wants her back. Her career is over.

Why doesn't she just retire and take up gardening. Nobody wants to see her anymore.

Dad?

She should do Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. They love a good trainwreck.

Joan Rivers had a talk show in her 80s.

R15. Joan Rivers was funny. Ellen has never really been funny. That's her basic problem.

Now she's shilling skin care products, wow, what a bargain, a $250 value, marked down to $79 -- oh, oh, make that $59, plus we'll through in two FREE other items.

She must not have had good financial advice, now she's broke, and a bitch to boot. And seemingly terrified that Portia might find a real male....

She is almost 70 what comeback was she planning? This old Lesbian on Logo TV?

Ellen should return to her sitcom roots. Life With Ellen, Thursdays this fall on ABC.

Maybe she and Portia can do a revival of Auntie Mame at the Cotswalds Playhouse. Portia should be Mame and Ellen can be Vera Charles. They can cast locals as Agnes Gooch and the nephew, in order to attract an audience.

R2, you’re a cunt. A fetid, bilious cunt.

She’s not broke. She’s been flipping multi-million dollar houses for decades.