Picture it. 1989. Patrick Dempsey plays a dropout college student who works at a Mexican themed pizza place. He chances upon a foreign seductress who pimps him out to other rich women she knows. Hilarity ensues!
This concept is just screaming for a gay remake. Instead of bored suburban wives, the clients would be closeted, lonely, or flamboyant gay men — everything from gym bunnies to leather daddies to older businessmen.
But who would play Patrick Dempsey’s character and the older men who seduce him?