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MAGA protestor maces herself

I really needed this today...

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by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2025 10:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2025 8:41 PM

Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re fat and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2025 8:45 PM

OP FAIL. She's a brunette.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2025 8:46 PM

I love how she at first tries to pretend like she didn't mace herself but then has to pour water into her eyes to flush them out.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2025 8:48 PM

There's no cure for stupid, or, apparently, for being a MAGAt.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2025 8:52 PM

"Did you mace yourself with that? My god!"

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2025 8:54 PM

Ugh, look at her hair.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2025 8:54 PM

I love that someone called an ambulance for her. She's not going to like that bill.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2025 8:58 PM

I Mase myself by staging incidents with evil trans and colored people. And it doesn't sting at all.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2025 9:00 PM

If I called Central Casting and asked for someone who looks like a MAGAt who might accidentally mace herself, she is precisely what I would expect.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2025 9:03 PM

She maced herself real good.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2025 9:05 PM

Thanks for linking to that website, I’ve bookmarked it. Here’s one gem I’ve not heard before:

[quote]when a reporter caught up with the fucking idiot — who was rushing off to spend the weekend at his New Jersey ex-wife cemetery

That’s how we need to refer to his golf course: the cemetery at Bridgewater.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2025 10:35 PM

^ sorry, I meant Bedminster. The Cemetery at Bedminster.

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2025 10:38 PM
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