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Woody Allen: "Epstein couldn't have been nicer"

I mean, these jokes just write themselves. Soon-Yi hated Prince Andrew calling him a "dullard" and she and Allen became regulars at Epstein's parties, although he claims he never saw him with an underaged girl.

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by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2025 5:51 PM

You weren’t his type Woods

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2025 4:28 PM

Most sociopaths outside of the social misfit serial killers are actually very charming. No shit. But they always leave a whirlwind of havoc wherever they go. Also does anyone think Woody and his Asian-American stepdaughter weren't fucking when she was a teen b cause they likely were.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2025 4:33 PM

Says the guy who played a man in his 40s fucking a teenage girl in Manhattan (1979), and married his girlfriend's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2025 4:46 PM

Imagine Woody Allen's opinion of Epstein being taken seriously from a moral point of view.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2025 4:47 PM

Define underaged girl in Woody Allen terms.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2025 4:56 PM

Dear Mia, sorry I ever doubted you.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2025 5:00 PM

The one thing I do love about Woody is that he is such a neurotic New York Jew. He always weigh in on these controversial matters, not just related to sex either, in such an ironic way. It would almost seem intentional but I think he is simply giving his sincere take when asked.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2025 5:06 PM

[quote] Says the guy who played a man in his 40s fucking a teenage girl in Manhattan (1979), and married his girlfriend's daughter.

Not to mention his real-life 'romantic' overtures to her.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2025 5:08 PM

At the time, some people were shocked at the R rating given to Manhattan. In retrospect, it was completely appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2025 5:11 PM

Clickbait title. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2025 5:17 PM

Sounds like he’s trying to get ahead of something.

And you’re right, OP. The jokes write themselves. Great find. I like Soon Yi (who Mia tried to paint as semi-retarded) describing Andrew as a dullard. For him, it’s a compliment, but still funny.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2025 5:17 PM

Allen hung out with Epstein AFTER he was a convicted sex offender (so did Peter Thiel, btw)

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2025 5:24 PM

Most of the people who went to Epstein's parties were aware he was already a convicted sex offender.

Why would you even go to this guys' parties? Because he was rich? That seems to be all it takes.

Didn't Stacy in the movie Manhattan go to the Dalton School, where Epstein was once a teacher?

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2025 5:47 PM

No, no, no, R12. He’d just been put in jail falsely for some thing or other, but was making up for it anyway with his philanthropy. Plus, other people were there, too.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2025 5:48 PM

Angry pro-Woody trolls taking over this thread in 3, 2, 1

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2025 5:51 PM
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