La Belle Cawthorn: Wheeled into custody

[quote] Madison keeps a very busy schedule...

Sure, Jan. Sure he does. 🙄😂

Mussy Mommy or whatever her name is is awful quiet.

[quote] Mussy Mommy or whatever her name is is awful quiet.

She can't post until her plane lands in Fort Myers.

What a fuckup.

Total trash ... I wonder if he would of gone down the gay porn path had he not been a horrible driver

[quote] I wonder if he would of gone down the gay porn path had he not been a horrible driver

That sentence, in or out of context, absolutely tickles me.

The bloom is definitely off this one.

Those undereye bags and rosacea indicate his "schedule" mostly involves drinking.

Was he with Cousin Stephen?

He looks like shit. His rotted insides are quickly overtaking his outsides

I hope the floors were cobblestone.

Does he live on those mysterious welfare check$ from the Rethuglian party, which support their dedicated operatives for life?Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Rielle Hunter, Travis Dyson, Joe The Plumber, Paula Jones...

DEATH PENALTY

R12 he ran a bitcoin scheme and made millions off of buckets. Sound familiar?

He is set for life. If only he could get out of that chair...but you CANT MADISON, YOU CANT GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!

Off of buffoons. Not sure why my spellecheck thought buckets was better.

Great thread title.

This is the cripple, right?

Has he fucked his cousin today?

The Roller Nazi.

he’s lookin so rough.

Sorry but from the neck up he's hot in that mugshot and hotter than Matt Damon, Glen Powell, Leo Dicaprio ever were to name just a few.

His face doesn't look as good as it used to as is also evident in the mugshot.

Larger version of mugshot.

She's getting tired looking and it shows. Good. He's getting the face he deserves.

His transformation into Florida Man continues apace.

I dunno, I think he still looks pretty good. It's like God gave him beauty and literally nothing else. No brains, no conscience, no sense, no nothing, but looks. Kinda cruel really.

r5 "would of"

Oh, dear

r23 not swifties4palestine 😩

r27 "literally"

Bless your heart

Mug shots are never really flattering but yes indeed he does look good In fact I think he looks better with a few years on him

R31 = Maddy

^ Mad

Maybe he shouldn’t be driving a car?

Leave Maddie alooooone

Tom Brady, Madison Cawthorn and Colton Underwood

I cant tell those three white fags apart

I think Cawthorn stands out among those, R36, or rather doesn't.

Everything Trump touches dies.

I imagine this guy seethes with rage 24/7 over his lot in life. His "wife" quickly ran the other way. It would behoove women to stay out of his cross hairs.

He was a handsome young man in the past. His looks are changing and he's not looking as good to me.

[quote]Has he fucked his cousin today?

Isn't he dead below the waist?

You must have missed the video where he wiggles, like a freak in the Tod Browning movie, onto of his cousin to fuck him doggy style.

He has a very thick neck.

Do we know if his dick still works?

He could still be pre-positioned in a sling (before the camera is turned on) for a second career, in pron.

I am sorry, but the thought of this little shit beating his ex-wife from a wheelchair is just a bizarre little visual.

She was easily able to walk away.

R47 Don't you run away from me, bitch! These wheels can go faster than your tiny feet!

Your standards are way too high. Cawthorn is a miserable, lying scumbag, but he's a good looking one. Cute eyes, nose, and mouth...a strong jawline.

Does his equipment still work? Asking for a friend.

He is pretty hot it’s a shame he’s evil and in a wheelchair

I'd hate fuck him.

I'd hate fuck him, too

[quote]Off of buffoons. Not sure why my spellecheck thought buckets was better.

Didn't Jim Bakker, another right-wing scammer from Florida, make money off of buckets?

It must be terrible to fall into complete irrelevance

It could be worse.

[quote]It must be terrible to fall into complete irrelevance

Or to roll into it.

Not a leg to stand on!

For R5:

Q: What do you get when you cross a Thug with Madison Cawthorn?

A: A car thief who doesn't know how to drive!

If he was hate fucked, would he even feel it?

IIRC, before he was paralyzed, he would drive around trying to talk young women into getting into his car with him.

Anyone else remember that? He was, from what I remember, a sex pest. Which explains his hatred of women and insistence that they be nothing more than “vessels” for his cum.

R27

Quite often, when God gives one beauty, one can be very successful in life without brains, conscience, sense, or literally anything else,

How does he have a bm?

[quote]I am sorry, but the thought of this little shit beating his ex-wife from a wheelchair is just a bizarre little visual.

[quote]She was easily able to walk away.

I don't recall Cawthorn's ex-wife alleging physical abuse, but there's no reason someone with his physical limitations couldn't be abusive. Oscar Pistorius wasn't wearing his prosthetic legs when he killed Reeva Steenkamp.

[quote] I don't recall Cawthorn's ex-wife alleging physical abuse

Was that that Russian agent hooker, R63?

[quote]“I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world,” she said. “While we have agreed to be apart now, we still have a great friendship and there’s no ill-will. Madison is a fighter — he will help save this country.”

That's what his ex said about him when they announced their divorce; they publicly praised each other upon separating.

He could make a mint with an OF. There's a niche market for his type.

[Quote] He was a handsome young man in the past. His looks are changing and he's not looking as good to me.

R41 Robert Redford at 30 years old