La Belle Cawthorn: Wheeled into custody

[quote] Madison keeps a very busy schedule...

Sure, Jan. Sure he does. 🙄😂

Mussy Mommy or whatever her name is is awful quiet.

[quote] Mussy Mommy or whatever her name is is awful quiet.

She can't post until her plane lands in Fort Myers.

What a fuckup.

Total trash ... I wonder if he would of gone down the gay porn path had he not been a horrible driver

[quote] I wonder if he would of gone down the gay porn path had he not been a horrible driver

That sentence, in or out of context, absolutely tickles me.

The bloom is definitely off this one.

Those undereye bags and rosacea indicate his "schedule" mostly involves drinking.

Was he with Cousin Stephen?

He looks like shit. His rotted insides are quickly overtaking his outsides

I hope the floors were cobblestone.

Does he live on those mysterious welfare check$ from the Rethuglian party, which support their dedicated operatives for life?Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Rielle Hunter, Travis Dyson, Joe The Plumber, Paula Jones...

DEATH PENALTY

R12 he ran a bitcoin scheme and made millions off of buckets. Sound familiar?

He is set for life. If only he could get out of that chair...but you CANT MADISON, YOU CANT GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!

Off of buffoons. Not sure why my spellecheck thought buckets was better.

Great thread title.

This is the cripple, right?

Has he fucked his cousin today?

The Roller Nazi.

he’s lookin so rough.

Sorry but from the neck up he's hot in that mugshot and hotter than Matt Damon, Glen Powell, Leo Dicaprio ever were to name just a few.

His face doesn't look as good as it used to as is also evident in the mugshot.

Larger version of mugshot.

She's getting tired looking and it shows. Good. He's getting the face he deserves.

His transformation into Florida Man continues apace.

I dunno, I think he still looks pretty good. It's like God gave him beauty and literally nothing else. No brains, no conscience, no sense, no nothing, but looks. Kinda cruel really.

r5 "would of"

Oh, dear

r23 not swifties4palestine 😩

r27 "literally"

Bless your heart

Mug shots are never really flattering but yes indeed he does look good In fact I think he looks better with a few years on him

R31 = Maddy

^ Mad

Maybe he shouldn’t be driving a car?

Leave Maddie alooooone

Tom Brady, Madison Cawthorn and Colton Underwood

I cant tell those three white fags apart

I think Cawthorn stands out among those, R36, or rather doesn't.

Everything Trump touches dies.

I imagine this guy seethes with rage 24/7 over his lot in life. His "wife" quickly ran the other way. It would behoove women to stay out of his cross hairs.

He was a handsome young man in the past. His looks are changing and he's not looking as good to me.

[quote]Has he fucked his cousin today?

Isn't he dead below the waist?

You must have missed the video where he wiggles, like a freak in the Tod Browning movie, onto of his cousin to fuck him doggy style.

He has a very thick neck.

Do we know if his dick still works?

He could still be pre-positioned in a sling (before the camera is turned on) for a second career, in pron.

I am sorry, but the thought of this little shit beating his ex-wife from a wheelchair is just a bizarre little visual.

She was easily able to walk away.

R47 Don't you run away from me, bitch! These wheels can go faster than your tiny feet!

Your standards are way too high. Cawthorn is a miserable, lying scumbag, but he's a good looking one. Cute eyes, nose, and mouth...a strong jawline.

Does his equipment still work? Asking for a friend.

He is pretty hot it’s a shame he’s evil and in a wheelchair

I'd hate fuck him.

I'd hate fuck him, too

[quote]Off of buffoons. Not sure why my spellecheck thought buckets was better.

Didn't Jim Bakker, another right-wing scammer from Florida, make money off of buckets?

It must be terrible to fall into complete irrelevance

It could be worse.

[quote]It must be terrible to fall into complete irrelevance

Or to roll into it.

Not a leg to stand on!

For R5:

Q: What do you get when you cross a Thug with Madison Cawthorn?

A: A car thief who doesn't know how to drive!

If he was hate fucked, would he even feel it?

IIRC, before he was paralyzed, he would drive around trying to talk young women into getting into his car with him.

Anyone else remember that? He was, from what I remember, a sex pest. Which explains his hatred of women and insistence that they be nothing more than “vessels” for his cum.

R27

Quite often, when God gives one beauty, one can be very successful in life without brains, conscience, sense, or literally anything else,

How does he have a bm?

[quote]I am sorry, but the thought of this little shit beating his ex-wife from a wheelchair is just a bizarre little visual.

[quote]She was easily able to walk away.

I don't recall Cawthorn's ex-wife alleging physical abuse, but there's no reason someone with his physical limitations couldn't be abusive. Oscar Pistorius wasn't wearing his prosthetic legs when he killed Reeva Steenkamp.

[quote] I don't recall Cawthorn's ex-wife alleging physical abuse

Was that that Russian agent hooker, R63?

[quote]“I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world,” she said. “While we have agreed to be apart now, we still have a great friendship and there’s no ill-will. Madison is a fighter — he will help save this country.”

That's what his ex said about him when they announced their divorce; they publicly praised each other upon separating.

He could make a mint with an OF. There's a niche market for his type.

[Quote] He was a handsome young man in the past. His looks are changing and he's not looking as good to me.

R41 Robert Redford at 30 years old

What is the process for arresting a suspect in a wheelchair?

First lock the brakes, I’m guessing R68

Can’t have Roller Nazi rolling away.

He’s got no neck!

Can you "imagine the decaying Death smells" that come out of his dying crippled asshole?

I would have "skull-fucked" Cawthorn mouth-hole to Death but never have gone near the DEAD lower parts!!

Cawthorn looks much aged in the face. He’s not going to appear pretty or sexy. Those days of looking cute have past.

[quote] What is the process for arresting a suspect in a wheelchair?

They dispense with the perp walk.

R72 for some hot, masculine and sexy trump pretty and cute

R8 nailed it. That is the face of a serious boozer. And likely heavy smoker. P

R75 this is the face of a serious boozer

[quote[What is the process for arresting a suspect in a wheelchair?

Stick a broomstick in the spokes.

[bold] Madison's still Wheely Hot...[/bold]...

Irony = Maybe if he went to the Orgy he might still have a job in D.C.? I guess we'll never know...

^^^I've always believed Miss Cawthorn was invited to an Orgy in Washington DC^^^

Some of the Rethugicans in the GOP are sick-twisted closeted HOMOS. Besides Matt Gaetz, Ralph Reed, Roger Stone(swinger but), Thiel-those are well-known Closeted Homos. Madison only got 1 good hole!!

What are you in about? Gaetz is straight and Thiel isn’t closeted.

Gaetz is a creepy straight man, but Thiel is an interesting case. Public and very acrimonious outing and now he is traveling around talking about the 'antichrist' and trying to convert evangelicals to his dystopian techno-fascist plans.

Little no neck monster!

Matt Gaetz's "nephew" Nestor?? Seriously!!

I thought Nestor was an adopted son?

[quote]I thought Nestor was an adopted son?

I thought Nestor was a long-eared Christmas donkey.

Poor Maddy never even got his full 15 minutes of fame.

From the article linked at OP:

[Quote] Previously, Cawthorn was involved in a crash along Alligator Alley in Collier County in 2024 where the report stated he slammed into the back of a Florida State Trooper vehicle.

How fast was going in his wheelchair to slam into the back of a State Trooper?

he was going VERY fast. a woman filmed his car as a road rage incident minutes before the crash (she didn’t know it was him until she drove past the crash and stopped to let the cops know she filmed the speeding car).

I blame medical science.

Nature used to cull reckless idiots like him, and car crashes that severe used to be fatal. But doctors kept him alive, so he could grow to become…this.

How does one obtain the "La Belle" moniker? Someone needs to list all the "La Belles" on DL.

R90 Several steps.

1) Be a handsome male, or at least have the confidence of a handsome male

2) Be a public figure, famous or infamous

3) Have a reasonably unique name, first or last, so people can spot you in the dark

4) Have a life that is generally a hot fucking mess, so the appellation can be used ironically

He must have a lead hand to be driving that fast.

How does it work r92? A button on the steering wheel?

[quote]How does one obtain the "La Belle" moniker? Someone needs to list all the "La Belles" on DL.

There's only one TRUE La Belle.

Voulez-vous poussez ma chaise roulante.

R93 yes.....one for the gas and another one for the brake on opposite sides of the steering wheel.

Like Gaetz and Santos he's an obvious psychopath who under normal circumstances wouldn't have been allowed to run for even the lowest elected office. But the standards of the Republican party are so low in the age of Trump that no one thought twice about running them for Congress.

I think he looks better obese

After all, he’s a cripple….

BearKing. Nobody earns "La Belle". It's just 1-3 DLers trying to make a meme.

Just like ‘bearking’

Momma's Mussy doesn't go for cagemeat dead from the waist down.

"La Belle" predates Datalounge but was usually coined with someone whose name starts with B.

R79 R80 I've heard the rumors of Matt Gaetz being bi from his own camp after the scandal with the 17 year-old escort was in the news again last year. I also understand now why Madison wasn't that much in the media anymore. He talked to much and is now blacklisted. He basically confirmed what we always say about our favorite Hollywood actors/singers. They do orgies and drugs and it doesn't seem to be different with politicians (and rightwing e-celebs according to Blaire White). I've never watched House of Cards but according to the Madison Cathorn CNN interview which was linked by R78, they used House of Cards as an example of "is this really happening in DC?". Is this the conspircay theory called "revelation of the method"? Where TV shows/movies show us what's really going on so that the "evil people don't receive bad karme becuz they said to us: "TOLD YA SO!"". Even the leftwing e-celeb skeptic group was apparently involved in such doings (according to this X user called Chan_Me at least). My conclusion is that it works like this: you are invited to an orgy and then they take secret videos there to blackmail you. Then you have to say whatever the blackmailers want you to say unless you want to lose your career based on an orgy scandal.

Obviously revving the engine to compensate for lack of 📏.

[quote] Matt Gaetz.

We don't want him.

[QUOTE]My conclusion is that it works like this: you are invited to an orgy and then they take secret videos there to blackmail you. Then you have to say whatever the blackmailers want you to say unless you want to lose your career based on an orgy scandal.

This is classic Roy Cohn (mob lawyer and Trump mentor): entrapment used against police and politicians in NYC to keep them away from his mafioso clients

Running (wheeling?) to return to Congress ... from Florida.

I don't remember him having such a pronounced ape brow. I wonder if he's juicing.

It's official! He's rolling up the ramp again!

Remember when he used to be filmed nude humping his cousin as frat boy roughhousing? And he was wearing a black Lush.

It’s strange to see a man named Madison I always thought it was a woman’s name

I thought it was a mermaid’s name.

He and Gaetz and Santos should tour as the Three Psychopaths.

[quote] He and Gaetz and Santos should tour as the Three Psychopaths.

"Whaddya all yourselves?"

Maddy, Kitara, and the Pedo, all covered in feces, lube, and entrails: "The Aristocrats!"

Oh God, I just saw the typo. Allow me to "Oh, dear" myself

[quote]I thought it was a mermaid’s name.

I thought it was an avenue's name.

I thought it was a dead president’s name.

I think Maddysyn is the current spelling for girls.

[quote] How does he have a bm?

DJT brand adult diapers.

That's a name that hasn't been heard in a while. He used to be hot

He's running for Byron Donald's old seat now, r121.

a wealthy fuck-up. in the chair due to his bad choices. still? drinking and driving? was home schooled and can't read or write.

He got Ds in his first semester at that powerhouse, Patrick Henry College which has an 80% acceptance rate, and dropped out.

[quote]He's running for Byron Donald's old seat now

Is his kissin' cousin his campaign manager?

Can’t read or write? Sorry to prove you wrong, r123.

Also, the ignore function works

He writes like a girl.

He writes like a child.

He writes like Terri Schiavo.

He write like me.

@R131 wins

He doesn’t even know how to spell his own name

He has the penmanship of 3rd grader! LOL

This is the best you can do, Flori-DUH???

Hot Mess Wheels

He also forgot the "r," r133.