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Ellison, the tech billionaire who owns the Hawaiian Island of Lanai and personally bankrolled Tim Scott's presidential campaign, is now the world's wealthiest man. This rise comes thanks to several major new contracts his company, Oracle, has signed to grow their business and market share.
Ellison and Musk are said to be close friends, and share a litany of cognitive conditions that make them both hyper-focused on work and utterly incapable of basic human interaction.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 11, 2025 9:39 PM |
The Grinch-green hair is the ultimate fuck-you gesture.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 10, 2025 5:44 PM |
R1 yeah what's up with that? He can't pay to get that fixed?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 10, 2025 6:00 PM |
You can have billions and spend inordinate amounts of money on cosmetic surgery, and it's ultimately an exercise in futility.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 10, 2025 6:11 PM |
Another rich guy who's surrounded himself with people who either hate him too much or are too afraid of him to tell him he can't leave the house looking like that.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 10, 2025 6:45 PM |
Fugly
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 10, 2025 6:51 PM |
What a rough looking face.
And he's got all that money for countless cosmetic surgeries.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 10, 2025 7:01 PM |
The one comforting fact about billionaires
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 10, 2025 7:18 PM |
I’m going to Lanai next month; I’ll send love from the DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 10, 2025 7:35 PM |
Yet he uses dollar store hair coloring for his ugly mangina.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 10, 2025 7:58 PM |
As an actual lizard, this guy enjoys sunning himself year-rounds on the desert hot rock Lanai has been turned into.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 10, 2025 8:40 PM |
IIRC Ellison has some strange dreams of immortality, like he may even have his body frozen or put in some kind of suspended animation when/if he dies.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 10, 2025 9:36 PM |
does Ellison give big $$$ to the D or the R?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 10, 2025 9:38 PM |
To Republicans, R12. He's a big Trump supporter.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 10, 2025 9:45 PM |
Another hideous right-winger
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 10, 2025 9:47 PM |
Good Lort! Are all of these billionaires gross ass boiled bitches? So nasty looking.
All of them pox scarred, red and irritated skin, looking like they’ve been forgotten on the rotisserie for a month.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 10, 2025 10:14 PM |
I'm sure Musk is genuinely bothered by this. I heard he desperately wants to be the world's first trillionaire.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 10, 2025 10:26 PM |
He bank rolled Tim Scott's Presidential campaign? Seriously? How does a billionaire get to be so stupid and delusional?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 10, 2025 10:56 PM |
Is Ellison bankrolling Tim Scott and his presidential campaign the equivalent of Harlan Crow bankrolling lavish vacations and other gifts for Clarence Thomas?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 10, 2025 11:00 PM |
Piss yellow hair and orange face. He’s using Trump’s stylist.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 10, 2025 11:06 PM |
He bought paramount for his son.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 10, 2025 11:22 PM |
The man is 81 years old. Is on his 6th wife.
And yes, he just bought Paramount Pictures for his son David.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 10, 2025 11:29 PM |
They are all so f’n weird…
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 10, 2025 11:33 PM |
[quote] Are all of these billionaires gross ass boiled bitches?
Some of us are dewy and voluptuous!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 10, 2025 11:36 PM |
Pete, you’re the fucking WORST!
Ya look like something RFKJr would scrape up off the road and dump in Central Park when he realizes how fucking diseased your rotted corpse is.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 11, 2025 12:27 AM |
He makes Musk handsome in comparison.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 11, 2025 12:30 AM |
If Walt Disney and John Waters conceived an offspring. Hideous.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 11, 2025 12:39 AM |
He does look good for 81.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 11, 2025 12:45 AM |
I just LOVE his Van Dyck beard!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 11, 2025 12:31 PM |
At a certain point a man just can't get any handsomer
He has not reached that point though
Still a ways to go.
Quite a long ways
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 11, 2025 8:09 PM |
At this point I'm assuming men become billionaires so they can pay for all the mirrors that shatter when their reflections appear in them.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 11, 2025 9:13 PM |
Ellison is as rich as he is ugly.
But as they say, money can't buy looks.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 11, 2025 9:39 PM |
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