Richard the granulated starfish

Yes.

It's better than the Siphunculid I dug up in the mud flats of the SF Bay at low tide for a Marine Ecology course at SF State U in the 1980s. My labmate was this handsome pre-med who wore tons of Aramis, but I got a straight vibe. Back in campus in the lab, we transferred the mud samples into chilled, salt-water aquariums. A few days later after the mud had settled and had been separated, we examined the various organisms collected. My lab partner handed me a thing and said "squeeze this" which I did without looking. In my hand, I felt a giant hard on. It was this phallic, "flesh-colored" worm. They swell up when stressed. I turned red, then laughed. It was the strangest homoerotic moment to share with a stranger.

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Dollface thread.