Barron Trump is Missing

I hate that entire family so I don’t fucking care.

Organ-harvesting to keep Trump alive?

I always get my news on missing presidents sons from showbiz411.com.

[quote] ... the nearly foot tall young Lurch ...

[quote] You can’t hide a foot tall person.

Why does OP's source refer to Barron this way?

I heard he's visiting a blind man and throwing a little girl in a lake.

Here he is

Wouldn't someone have to miss him in order to be missing?

People has also noticed.

Do you think he failed out of NYU? Don't many people think he's touched? I wonder if he'll start managing his mother's forays into using her position to make cash.

What a weird fucking family

Barron is doing the homeschool of architecture and hygene. I bring to cage water and steak.

The Trumps and NYU agreed to dispense with Barron's presence on campus and just have the person who's doing his coursework for him attend in his place.

He’s busy practicing the duet he’s going to perform with his father at the Kennedy Center Honors

You know it’s a credible news source when the OP’s link doesn’t even know how to spell Abu Dhabi.

R13 Barron Frankentrump

This retarded gremlin needs to be a banned topic here.

Why r16?

He's at the 'special people' center

Somewhat unfortunate looking children of celebrities are always fair game - especially no-neck babies.

One of Our Barron Is Missing

Frankly, I'd believe Showbiz411 before I'd believe NYT on Trump stories. It's not like regular media is going to report on Lurch anyway.

Of course he’s in Abu Dhabi. There’s bribes to be taken. Deals to be made. Why wouldn’t he go there?

He's 10 feet tall, how the fuck did they lose him.

[quote]Of course he’s in Abu Dhabi. There’s bribes to be taken. Deals to be made. Why wouldn’t he go there?

So years ago I'm standing in line at some fashion event. There's a big ol' queen in front of me is desperately flirting with the hot Middle Eastern guy standing in front of him.

At a certain point he asks, "And where are you from?". The Middle Eastern guy responds "Abu Dhabi".

The old queen gushes: "Upper Darby!...what a coincidence! So am I!".

I think it makes a lot of sense for him to be attending classes at one of NYU's other campuses. Gives him an excuse to be away from the craziness of his dad. And Abu Dhabi makes more sense than Shanghai.

Do these otheter NYU campuses have other students?

Did anyone check the basement at Castle Frankenstein?

He's in an undisclosed location

NYU shut down its Middle East satellite school years ago.

Here's a list of its international campuses. I seriously doubt he's at any of them.

He decided to transfer to Trump University. He’s currently trying to pick a major. He narrowed it down to either medical billing or dog grooming.

NYU is notorious for its vast brood of overseas campuses and programs; there's no reason he wouldn't be doing a semester at one of them, as many students do every term. But if he actually hasn't been "seen" since inauguration, something else must be up—it would mean he did one freshman term in college and then disappeared.

r29, wrong. NYU Abu Dhabi is very much alive as you can see as its own fucking link here:

r29, it's obvious you didn't even read your fucking link as it just refers to the journalism department. As I posted in r33, the Abu Dhabi NYU branch is very much alive.

Wherever he is, the important thing is to determine how much tylenol Melania took during her pregnancy.

He better hope nothing ever happens to his mother because then it'll be flowers in the attic for him.

You can see how easily he got lost. He can blend into any crowd.

I really don't care do you?

CHECK THE CABINS ON LAKE PIRU!!!!!!!!

No way the helicopter mom would let him out of her sight.

He's going to about 375lbs when he resurfaces

Hiding in a hole underground ?

They are working on organ harvesting.

New for the 2025 Circus Season: Expect a taller, bigger handed, bigger peniseded DJT. He may even have a full head of transplanted hair.

What’s a barron?

Found him! He's chilling in Romania. He sends his love.

Fuck. Let's try that again.

Nevermind. I tried.

Anyone check under the golf course in Bedminster?

oh well…

Yes he's missing. Missing a chromosome.

Abu Dhabi Dhu

I don't think Lurch has ever been a regular school setting.

It's all smoke and mirrors. Lurch can't assimilate.

From all indications he is / will become as loathsome as his half brothers, Uday and Qusay. If he’s actually disappeared, let’s hope it was into a black hole .

Lurch should be the poster creature for the Anti Old Sperm campaign.

Old man sperm makes monster children.

Trump is deeply ashamed of Barron's neurodivergence. They have always tried to deny it even though it was common knowledge when he was a kid in New York.

CHECK THE CABINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melania must have been popping Tylenol like they were M&Ms while she was pregnant

R29’s list is “partner” universities.

NYU has its own campus in Abu Dhabi.

Assuming he’s a grifter like the rest of the family, being in Abu Dhabi while your father is President is a precious opportunity and he’s smart to get there as soon as possible before . . . Well, you know.

Barron got tired of being bullied at school with nicknames like:

The 60 Foot Virgin Hagrid’s Nutsack Scrotum Pole Jolly Green Jizzface The Cloud Botherer The Pointless Giant

Some colleges now have asynchronous courses. Maybe he is working online.

“Cloud Botherer”

Poor clouds just trying to go about their cloud business and this mouth breather is up there fucking with flow……

Yas, R60, he haf so meny girrrls throweeng poosy at hem, he needs schkool on interwebs so not deestrected.

Barron inherited his dad's wide, child-bearing hips.

He's not overseas. If a sitting president's child is living outside the US, there would be absolutely no way to hide it. His Secret Service team would impossible to ignore. The only time a child of a sitting POTUS studied outside was when Chelsea Clinton was at Oxford. Every move she made was international news especially with the relentless British press.

Vicodin, more likely r56. She's strung the fuck out

We need to focus on more important stories, like Joe Biden's decline and the cover up by his Administration. It was worse than Watergate!

None of the photos show his weight gain. I think he's gone full Brian Wilson.

^ Quite big tits.

[Quote] nicknames like:

[Quote] The 60 Foot Virgin Hagrid’s Nutsack Scrotum Pole Jolly Green Jizzface The Cloud Botherer The Pointless Giant

Jesus Christ, that’s a mouthful!

“Hey 60 Foot Virgin Hagrid’s Nutsack Scrotum Pole Jolly Green Jizzface The Cloud Botherer The Pointless Giant, nice hat, hahaha.”

[quote] If a sitting president's child is living outside the US, there would be absolutely no way to hide it.

That doesn’t mean they would be obliged to announce it.

[Quote] If a sitting president's child is living outside the US, there would be absolutely no way to hide it.

Don’t be dumb, so that means Trump just has to stand up and suddenly Barron can hide??????

CABINS!!!!!!

He's hiding until his cheezburger has been fixded.

Dats da suck job!

Hopefully ICE got 'im and he's in the basement of some El Salvadorian prison. Unrecognized as the spawn of the Orange Shitstain..

I like my buckpuck

flush, flush

[quote] I think he's gone full Brian Wilson.

more like Sasquatch.

Has Barron even had sex yet? He looks quite unattractive.

Just follow the trail of mutilated pets. You'll find him, sillies.

BUDS

Trust me on this one. The kid will be a natural.

Barron -

Call me.

xx - Bunny Lake

Barron has sex with me...frequently.

[quote] Has Barron even had sex yet? He looks quite unattractive.

My impression is 90% of that generation has not had sex at his age.

Chapter Two-Sex With Mommy.

[quote]Has Barron even had sex yet? He looks quite unattractive.

One or the other parent has probably arranged it transactionally by now.

Good.

The size of Lurch and the Trump micropenis. A double curse.

r8, People are saying...

I like blue.

The Barron biggest thing ever to come out of my poosey.

Not the biggest thing to go in, though.

My poosey very talented back in my day.

What's strange to me is NYU. If you're going to essentially force a college to give your child a degree he is either too braindead and/or lazy to achieve... why wouldn't you get a better college?

I think there's something very unideal about him they're hiding.

R92, they want an incident. And to come in shooting

NYU has a history of being accommodating.

Barron Trump is *the* Missing *Link*

ftfy

Flunked out of school.

If you are the child of the president of the United States and the best you can do is NYU (and maybe not even succeed there), that really says it all.

Penn would have given him a degree for $$$$. Melanoma doesn't even want him out of the state. I have hypothesized that she is more involved in Trump's second term activities because she doesn't want the other kids to disinherit Barron.

Hasn't it long been speculated that Melania has renegotiated her contract several times over the years?

She's a smart hooker. I would think she's made it clear that she will tell all if she's not compensated. And, she probably has a book/recordings tucked away in case she too "falls down the staircase".

"I haf axcident and...POOF! Tell all tapes will magically appear in Michael Woof's in box!"

[quote] One or the other parent has probably arranged it transactionally by now.

Perhaps Melanoma can give him tips on technique.

In a purely parental way, of course.

[quote] She's a smart hooker.

I need some receipts to believe this.

Canny. Not smart

any relation to Bunny Lake?

Missing what!??

[quote] Hasn't it long been speculated that Melania has renegotiated her contract several times over the years?

Specifically, I think the second time around she negotiated for Barron to receive any of the advantages of a Dump inheritance while insulating him from the consequences of any criminal activity. Uday and Qusay will go to prison. Melanoma wants to make sure Barron gets some money but not the money that will be subject to criminal penalties. When they start handing out indictments, she will be like "No! Barron is r----d!"

I have it on good authority that Barron is secretly in rehearsals to play Romeo in the road company of " Romeo and Juliet," opposite Dylan Mulvaney.

[quote]When they start handing out indictments, she will be like "No! Barron is r----d!"

This. 100%.

Has he ever been seen outside doing normal things? Or is he an incel shut-in? I picture him playing violent video games and hanging out on 4Chan. It's odd that there are pretty much no stories of him being on campus or spotted in the wild.

He can’t date a girl without the old man throwing a shroom up her cooter. He can’t buy drugs without Goober/Chachi stealing them. He can’t frolic without setting off a S.E.T.I. alert.

His life is miserable.

Eye keyp close watch on retard son. Ve chain him up in White House basement but he get loose and eat dog. Ugly fat daughter of orange husband get upset.

Maybe he's living his best life as Tom Bianchi's newest photographic obsession and lover.

Even if not true.. spread the word.

Does NYU have an overseas school? Maybe he was immediately shipped out of NY to that campus so he won't be distracted in his studies.

NYU has overseas campuses: Abu Dhabi, Shanghai, Accra, Florence, Berlin, just to name a few from about 10 years ago (my partner did marketing for NYU at the time and went to visit some of those.)

But, other than, maybe, Abu Dhabi, could you honestly see The Golum attending any of them?

He’s in a Swiss clinic being treated for Marfan Syndrome, the poor dear.

Florence or Berlin would be suitable enough

Does he still wet the bed?

[quote]Does NYU have an overseas school? Maybe he was immediately shipped out of NY to that campus so he won't be distracted in his studies.

Studies? I don't need no stinkin' studies!

[quote] When they start handing out indictments

I'm sorry who is handing out indictments and when is that occurring? I hate to tell you that they're all going to get away with everything.

Mommy's Monster Boy is fine. He sends his love.

[quote]Does NYU have an overseas school? Maybe he was immediately shipped out of NY to that campus so he won't be distracted in his studies.

Melanie knows he’s a retard and can’t be shipped overseas. He’s likely locked up in a cage in the White House.

We're gonna need a bigger cage...

Meanwhile Melania asked that the $1 billion defamation case she threatened Hunter Biden with for simply stating that she had met Donald Trump through Epstein be dismissed. Discovery's a bitch. Meanwhile Trump and Murdoch came to an agreement in this other $10 billion defamation case that neither Murdoch nor Trump will have to go through the deposition process. Quelle surprise!

Re: r22 Trump is nothing but a loser and bullshit artist. If we haven’t learned that from his abominable tariff policy we sure do now.

R106 Barron was cast as the balcony.

Hey Donald, I hear your son plays with dolls. No not that one, the youngest one.

His mother is a prostitute and his dad’s a pedophile. I don’t blame him.

I think if he was capable of stringing along a few sentences and not embarrassing himself we would have heard from him by now. There's no way any of that family cares about privacy if they can make a buck.

Has he risen from his crypt?

I really don't care, do you?

Is he working on the family business? (PROSTITUTION)

Hopefully this is like one of those cases where he doesn’t get reported kissing for several years and ends up being a John Doe somewhere

Has he ever been kissed?

Barron iz be best kisser!

[quote]Barron Trump is Missing a Soul

It's a family condition. Nothing to see here.

By saying no one OP do you mean even his parents haven't seen him?

Well, Melania has certainly seen him, especially when he comes to breast feed.

Barron Trump sleeps with the fishes.

If some NY community has a high number of pet dogs reported missing, start the search there.

He dropped out of NYU to take acting classes at Weist-Barron-Ryan Studios.

She's transitioning into Barroness.

Once again, our senescent Mean Girls club reminds us that they feel nothing but contempt and pity for the disabled

Hopefully he has truly disappeared. One less trump would be marvellous

My son Barron is a genius in computing science: one day I close his laptop and I say "stop the computer thingy" and five minutes later I come around and he's started his laptop back up again ALL BY HIMSELF and I say "how did you do that?" and he says "none of your business, dad". I tell you what: my son is a genius in data laptoping. Nobody else could do what he did that time! Can you believe that, Laura Ingraham?

Translation: I caught Barron jacking off to internet porn. He slammed the laptop closed and it magically turned off. I asked how it did that and he said ," None of your business, dad." A little while later, I caught him doing the same thing again, but this time I asked him how he got the porn, so he told me. Since then, I have been watching it in the Oval Office daily. My son is a genius, Laura!

This is hilarious.

[quote]Now a college student, speculation about his love life has reached the papers. It’s reported that he’s met a girlfriend, but regardless of whether that’s true or not, it appears that it hasn’t been his primary focus recently.

[quote]While Donald Trump remained busy with his presidential duties this summer, Barron dedicated his break not to leisure, but to personal and professional interests unrelated to dating, according to People Magazine. A source told People: “Barron has been actively working on his own financial interests and spending significant time with his family.”

[quote]Although sightings and reports have sparked speculation about Barron’s personal life, the People Magazine source emphasizes that dating is currently not his priority. “Dating isn’t a major focus for him now. He’s prioritizing his studies, his supportive family, and launching his own career,” the source explained.

[quote]So why would he miss the start of the fall semester? Well, it appears that he hasn’t, only that he has switched locations. People Magazine referred to “multiple campus security officers,” claiming that the 19-year-old has not appeared on the NYU campus, but is instead studying elsewhere. “From what I was told he’s doing a semester at another NYU campus,” one officer said.

[quote]Barron dedicated his break not to leisure, but to personal and professional interests

That's a way to let us know that he's been playing with his toy cash register every day all day. Too bad the toy rotary phone does not appear on the pic below. And the shocking pink pencil that comes with it.

Barron is in Israel brokering Middle East peace.

[quote]Once again, our senescent Mean Girls club reminds us that they feel nothing but contempt and pity for the disabled

Bitch, please. "Disabled"? At the most, he's a bit neurodivergent, and that's only speculation. He seems to function just fine. He's a rich kid, so it's not like he needs a real job.

Excuse us for not crying in our beers for a Trump.

He’s more than neurodivergent. He doesn’t speak and is never seen in public or without his mother.

He probably speaks English with an Eastern European, hum, twang, like his m̶a̶t̶k̶a̶... I'm sorry, I meant mommy.

He'll end up being the worst of them all.

He's the Damien.

Extra large version.

Barron wants to be an astro spaceman, but he can’t fit into any of the current rockets.

Elons people were working on it, but only got it as far as butchering any of the staff who are brown.

They hope to launch SPACE-BARRON in October. They won’t say which October.

Daily Beast claims he is moving back in the White House,

Trump will probably name him National Security Advisor.

Picture him dangling Uday and Qusay over the edge of the top floor at Trauma Tower.

Splish! Splat!

It's about to get all "Succession-y" at the White House!

To keep things tangentially on topic, Keith Edwards asked Mary Trump who of the two brothers is the dumbest, between Junior and Eric, and Mary immediately replies that out of the three siblings Junior is the dumbest, it's not even close, and have you ever seen him articulate a cogent thought ever? And on top of being lexically, grammatically and syntactically challenged, it's been pretty obvious that he's developed lately a dependency to cocaine as he keeps massaging his gums with his index finger like it's going out of business in his stupid videos and doesn't even try to hide it. Sure, Junior, you just always push a "lozenge" around your filthy mouth...

Barron is likely concentrating on his own grifts to make his own money. His parents do not seem likely to share theirs, with him. I mean big money. He probably wants his own hundred million soon. Minimum.

The stories of Lurch throwing trays of food at flight attendants and kicking people makes me think his violent tendencies require he be surrounded by a massive security team at all times......and Mommy of course.

Is he a Judge Wapner fan? Can he figure out the odds at a craps table? Travel cross-country with his bro? I think I've seen that movie.

R153 Except Melania doesn't live at the White House. She is rarely in that building. She spends most of her days at Trump Tower, or down in Palm Beach - not usually at MaL, but typically at a nearby manse the family owns and keeps quiet.

She really doesn't want to be First Lady, or be near Donald and his ghouls.

Not to minimize the situation, but a number of highly anticipated video games have been released within the last 90 days. Switch2 just released Hollow Knight: Silksong and all of the dweebs at work pound energy drinks to stay awake.

Barron may be a gamer. Perhaps they attach a cord to his device so he can’t throw it too far.

[...Mary immediately replies that out of the three siblings Junior is the dumbest, it's not even close, and have you ever seen him articulate a cogent thought ever? And on top of being lexically, grammatically and syntactically challenged, it's been pretty obvious that he's developed lately a dependency...]

Like father, like son. That's my boy!

Is Barron the Charlie Kirk shooter?

The timing is oddly coincidental, R163.

Trump spawn is missing many things.

R165 Often missing chins.

Chromosomes.

[quote]Barron Trump is Missing

Maybe he's with Bunny Lake.

[quote]Is Barron the Charlie Kirk shooter?

Many people are saying this.

Jerking his 🍄 nubbin behind a Waffle House dumpster.

[quote] r14 You know it’s a credible news source when the OP’s link doesn’t even know how to spell Abu Dhabi.

How would you say Abu Dhabi in Ubbi-Dubbi?

Anyone?

Pud fugging lotion in baaarsket!!!

Besides his helicopter mother, does anyone miss him?

I no mees him. My mayd wackses my poosay.