BEARKING. Rudy Giuliani injured in car accident

If it didn't kill him, I'm not interested.

Leave it to the NY Post to try and make Rudy sound like some kind of hero with that headline.

Please. He probably saw the woman on the side of the road and thought she was a hooker who would blow him for $20.

R2 is correct

Well, it's a start.

Could this have been a target?

[quote]Mayor Giuliani was flagged down by a woman who was a victim of domestic violence prior to the accident. He rendered assistance and contacted 911, remaining on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety,” said Ragusa, Giuliani’s head of security.

[quote]The accident occurred after he re-entered his vehicle, which was then hit from behind at high speed.”

If this were a TV show and someone more important that Rudy, I’d say it was a staged assassination attempt.

^ than

Oh, he's fucked. At his age you don't come back from an injury like that.

He was already almost in a wheelchair as he fell/stumbled a few times at events.

R6 Trump will now be deploying the National Guard to New Hampshire to combat the rampant lawlessness that nearly killed his Bestie Rudy. First Big Balls, now this!

Did it die?

That’s nice

Must be very painful

Not to mention the advanced alcoholism.

At least if I die I won't have to pay the women I slandered!

I'm shocked that Rudy would go out of his way to help a stranger. He just seems like such an irredeemable cunt.

Is it fatal?

Does he have a court case coming up?

I'm sorry - but I don't buy this story at all.

Remember the story about how George Zimmerman supposedly saved a woman's life in some accident as a good samaritan? Never happened - or it was staged.

I'll believe the broken back story when we see him - otherwise the only info we have is from his 'security team', who didn't keep him very secure.

I think he drunk drove, if he did have an accident. This smells like bullshit.

[QUOTE] Oh, he's fucked. At his age you don't come back from an injury like that.

This means he might spend the rest of his life crippled in severe pain. 🕺 🕺 🕺

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

[quote]At least if I die I won't have to pay the women I slandered!

Bitch better have my money!

Did he spill his drink?

R18 I’m a hook him up with my drug connect.

[quote] hospitalized with a fractured vertebrae

Oh, dear.

This is a straight up lie, and I know all about lying.

Think of it. Rudy Giuliani is involved in a very serious crash. That alone is huge news with details waiting to come out. The fact that this woman is already known as a domestic abuse survivor - information that is so tangential to the overall story and completely unnecessary at this point - feels shoehorned into the main story to cover up something. Luke why is that very specific detail part of this story?

I don't see any causal relationship between Rudy's interaction with a pedestrian on a city street and getting rear ended on the highway other than both happened the same day allegedly.

R24. 🤔 you might be on to something. An assignation attempt by Dump and MAGA world because Giuliani was about to come with the receipts, of corruption, to cover his legal expenses and pay those who successfully won.

Oh, drat!

Anyway…

[quote]I'm shocked that Rudy would go out of his way to help a stranger.

Bizarrely, Ted Bundy saved a 12 year old girl from drowning in a pool.

In his honor, I'm weeping brown tears. They're running down my face as I type . . .

The comments to this NY Post article from the magas are hilarious, some want Rudy declared a saint, one guy complained that Rudy went all around the country with the evidence that the 2020 election was stolen and none of the liberal judges would listen to him ( you would think Rudy would have taken all that evidence to a conservative judge then ), calling his the best mayor New York ever had. One said, I am waiting for the day that a demonRAT every helps someone in distress, then someone replied that they would rob them instead of help them. These magas are hopeless in their devotion, I wonder if Rudy dies if Trump will even bother to go to the funeral.

R28 He intended to kill her later but the BTK killer beat him to it.

To some, not nearly enough seems to have been BEARKED, were this his pop-culture karma.

Fractured thoracic vertebrae among other injuries.

That’s a shame.

This New Hampshire TV station say Rudy was hit from behind while driving after stopping to help someone. Not while helping someone.

[quote] Ragusa said Giuliani called police and stayed with the woman until help arrived. Afterward, Giuliani was driving on the highway when his vehicle was allegedly struck.

So if indeed he helped anyone, color me doubtful, it had nothing to do with him being in an accident, they just included that to try and make him look good, which makes me wonder what no good are they trying to deflect from.

Trader Joe's was PACKED today. I'm going to make a nice turkey meatloaf for dinner.

If he's in good spirits it's because he's high off his ass on morphine.

Oh. Thoracic.

Can't wait to hear about the safety belt use.

He's America's Princess Di.

In other, lighter NH news, a feature film is going to be made about Betty and Barney Hill's UFO encounter. Demi Moore and Colman Domingo will star.

It would be the best holiday weekend ever if we lost Giuliani, McConnell, and Dumpy.

Thoughts and prayers.

#34 Jerry, HELLO!!!

So many specific details = Big Fat Lie

Did it hurt? Did it hurt?

I hope it hurt a whole fucking lot.

So the old alchie was behind the wheel of his car and suffered a “freak accident”. Right, sure.

Perhaps the coven is experiencing the payments and past due accounts section of deals with the devil.

One is in a crash, one has a bruise and cankles… I’m waiting for J.D. to sport a walking cast with flood pants.

I love you r2!

Paging the Scream Queen of Princess Diana's deadly car crash ! You're wanted in front of your television for updates on Rudy for a possible encore presentation - 28 years to the day after the original.

My dad was already suffering from Parkinson's when he fell and broke his back trying to change a tire because he was too proud to call one of his sons who even though he had an extremely strange relationship still dropped everything for it helps as much as we could after his wife died. He also developed a c-diff infection while he was in the rehab and just steadily declined until he passed away.

What an odd story.

I mean, fuck the fascist-enabling Rudy Giuliani. But I think if I was as notable a public figure as he is, I probably wouldn’t stop at the side of the road to help some broad in a domestic violence dispute.

If you’re going to make up a story, at least make it appropriately plausible.

Remember when Eddie Murphy got busted picking up a trans hooker and he claimed he was just a Good Samaritan giving a stranger a ride?

I wonder if the "domestic violence victim" was a working gal...

He was in the Manchester NH area so he was close to hospitals.

this has made my weekend.......keep the theories coming DL

[quote] I'm shocked that Rudy would go out of his way to help a stranger.

I am guessing she wasn't a black woman, or Latino, but a bleach bottle blonde.

He probably injured himself trying to whip his pants off in his car. We’ve seen him go for his buckle with lightening speed.

Oh my goodness-I hope he’s going to be - dead…

R55 She was whore darlin’. I ain’t even read the article or details yet but this bitch must been a trick. You think this old fucking bitch has the sensibility or situational awareness to randomly help some broad out in these streets.. I’m a eventually read the all the details when I feel like it. But come the fuck on. And I don’t give a fuck about speculating, even falsely, because these cunts don’t give a fuck about spreading their self beliefs, often very hateful, as truths.

r36 I'm parboiling then finishing pork ribs on the grill glazed in Sweet Baby Ray's tonight then inviting mum over for lupper tomorrow. With citrus Jamaican jerk coleslaw and Chapmans piña colada sorbet.

"Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in New Hampshire car wreck after helping domestic violence victim"

He must have broke his contract with the Devil that he signed before joining Team Trump. "Doing a good deed is against the terms, dear! Now pay!"

r39 How dare you insult her like that!!

Oh, sarcasm. My bad, never mind.

I hope it hurt.

Helping a domestic violence victim at the time of the crash? What was he doing, helping himself to the inside of her pants?

r62 I hope he dies then the same happens to Dump and UnadVance.

Isn’t she broke? Stay off the roads, old woman.

The woman has been identified as Melania Trump standing on the side of the road. This was his chance to grab her poosy.

Is he dead yet?

I want to start the "dead to me" thread, so I'm calling dibs.

update from NYTimes:

According to the police account, shortly before 10 p.m. on Saturday, troopers were investigating a reported domestic violence incident on Interstate 93 southbound in Manchester when a two-vehicle crash occurred across from them on the northbound side of the interstate. Both vehicles went into the median and were heavily damaged.

Troopers and fire officials responding to the first incident witnessed the collision and crossed the interstate to help the people who were injured, the state police said.

The Bronco was being driven by Theodore Goodman, an adviser to Mr. Giuliani, while the car that hit it, a Honda HR-V, was driven by Lauren Kemp, 19, of Concord, the police said

You mean it wasn't the paparazzi speeding trying to get photos of Giuliani and ran him off the road unto a pillar in a tunnel ?

Okay, that's TOTALLY different from that bullshit NY Post story.

Of course it is, r70.

Something very fishy about that story......

Go Gen Z Lauren! Your car was almost totalled you but at least you tried!

Did he dye?

Guiliani probably told his driver to slow down so that he could rubberneck.

HAZMAT ALERT. If you are traveling I93 South in the Manchester area, drive with caution. A massive cleanup is under way due to an unknown quantity of brown shoe polish covering the southbound lanes.

[quote] Spokesman Michael Ragusa said, “Mayor Giuliani was flagged down by a woman who was a victim of domestic violence prior to the accident. He rendered assistance and contacted 911, remaining on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety.”

[quote] Ragusa, who is head of Giuliani’s security, added that the mayor is in “great spirits.”

[quote] “He’s a beast. He survived 9/11,” Ragusa told The Post.

Bringing to mind what Biden once said about Giuliani:

[quote] there's only 3 things he mentioned in his sentence, a noun, a verb, & 9/11.

already conflicting accounts

Let's hope he quickly develops a debilitating opiate addiction.

Can we have his stuff?

I hope Laura Ingraham finds some domestic violence victims to assist ASAP!

So she flagged him down, Rudy pulled over and called 911 (ironic?). Then after the state troopers arrive Rudy's (alleged) driver pulls into traffic to leave - I guess without shoulder checking for traffic / headlights, and is hit from behind at high speed. Hmm.

Spinal injuries can leave one unaware of passing flatulence and unable to achieve an erection. Yeah! That's the ticket!

We need a Princess Diana scream

🐻👑

I wonder if the domestic violence victim is fictional, and he was drunk and ran into something hard?

That’s why I want to see camera footage from multiple angles.

"Bearking" is so funny and cutting edge, OP.!

"Was", I mean. Actuallt, "never".

But do keep trying to make "bearking" happen in your dotage.

Ten p.m. on a Saturday night. I think it's safe to say he was at least half in the bag and limbered up -- the injuries coild have been worse.

How heavy is traffic is on interstate 93? Seems a little odd that a car going on the opposite direction would have been the vehicle to stop to assist someone. Did his driver stop and then run across the interstate to see what was happening? If they called 911 unaware of the details of the situation and remained on the other side of the road, then why stop at all and create a hazard? Just call 911 and keep driving, especially with two people in the car.

And “is dead to me” is so funny?

[quote] "Bearking" is so funny and cutting edge, OP.!

R88 DL is filled with these silly memes, like WHET, instead of WEHT why does this one bother you so much? I don't use it but it doesn't bother me. Heck I don't even use Breaking because while the thread will live on for ever, it is no longer Breaking News a half hour later.

Rendered assistance to a domestic violence victim on some random highway in the middle of nowhere and then was hit from behind??!! LOLOL SURE JAN. This bit of nonsense fiction from the Post is utterly ridiculous.

Oh I see the Times has the real story. His “driver” was drunk, Giuliani likely was as well, and they crashed into some dumb kid while rubbernecking.

Who is his "business partner" who rushed to the hospital to help "oversee his care"?

Help with medical bills? I don’t know him.

I stand on side of bizzy road and shoot pingy-pongy balls out of poosy and cause - how you say? - bang-bang to two cars.

Is there a go fund me for Lauren?

I suspect domestic violence victim = woman got in a fight with her husband and he left her on the side of the road. Or they pulled over to argue.

Which doesn’t mean she wasn’t a victim of domestic violence. If simply leaving someone on the side of an interstate at 10pm doesn’t count as domestic evidence, it has to be close. That’s very dangerous, even when Guiliani isn’t around.

So Rudy saw a woman in distress and thought he could get lucky?

He called in his own personal medical team. I bet the docs at the hospital thought well, smell you.

Reading this comment section wondering how many of you would have stopped for aid.

It'll all be clear when he holds his press conference at the Four Seasons....Nursery.

So you wouldn't have r102? That's all I glean from your post.

Rudy: MISS! I can help you You've got to unzip my first aid kit and reach inside!

R104 I would have.

Too soon for the truth. Will prove to be drunk driving Rudy and driver. Trump republicans only lie-it’s in their DNA.

R40 I would definitely watch. The Hill case has always been fascinating to me.

My mistake r106. I would have as well. But I question Giuliani's motives for stopping. He hasn't been known for compassion lately. His recent background of opportunistic, drunken, sexual harrassment suggests ulterior motives.

Perhaps his driver was the one to show concern for a person in distress.

He had a hooker in the car with him most likely.

There are too many details being provided about this woman that has nothing to do with the accident.

He has always been a piece of shit. Always.

MAGAts seem unfamiliar with New Hampshire flora.

R106 = Sure, Jan 🙄

What does this woman look like?

ANY accident he is involved in is a FREAK accident.

Surprised he didn't "fall" out a window.

Surprised he didn't hang himself in his car.

I don’t think he was doing anything sketchy. The police were already there and witnessed the accident. I think the confusion and suspicion is due to his PR team trying to spin a simple mishap into a heroic act. Rudy may have been drunk, sure. But his driver probably wasn’t and it’s more likely that the woman and her partner were shitfaced. Maybe she was stumbling around in the road. So Rudy calls 911 to report it and sits around and waits for the response - doesn’t want to drive away and then have it hit the news that she got flattened after he called it in and “fled the scene.” The police show up, Rudy’s car drives away, but gets back ended by some poor kid who wasn’t expecting a car slowly pulling out into traffic on an interstate.

But instead of saying “They pulled over to report a some people acting crazy and got back ended when they left, after police arrived” they decided to play it like Rudy had actually intervened in an incident to help a damsel in distress.

He’s had enough experience with security to be pretty well conditioned not to get out of his car and stroll over to help an apparent “victim.”

[quote] In other, lighter NH news, a feature film is going to be made about Betty and Barney Hill's UFO encounter. Demi Moore and Colman Domingo will star.

I take it Demi will play one of the "greys."

[quote] He’s had enough experience with security to be pretty well conditioned not to get out of his car and stroll over to help an apparent “victim.”

And yet . . .

Autoerotic inebriation

That's why, when I pass a person in distress, I always say: "With all due respect, Miss, I have troubles of my own."

NYTimes Sunday 7 am update

Rudolph W. Giuliani was expected to make a full recovery after a vehicle slammed into his car on Saturday, leaving him with a fractured vertebra and other injuries.

Mr. Giuliani, the former New York mayor and lawyer for President Trump, was riding in a Ford Bronco that was rear-ended in New Hampshire on Saturday evening. The police said the injuries suffered by Mr. Giuliani, 81, and the two drivers involved in the accident were not life-threatening.

The police said the crash was under investigation and that no charges had been filed. Initial reports of how it unfolded, based on accounts from Mr. Giuliani’s head of security and the New Hampshire State Police, were a little unclear.

Here’s what we know.

What happened? Mr. Giuliani was riding in a Ford Bronco when a Honda HR-V hit his vehicle on a northbound section of Interstate 93 in New Hampshire, the state police said in a statement. The two vehicles hit a median and were heavily damaged, the police said.

The driver of the Honda was a 19-year-old from Concord, N.H., according to the police. The Bronco was being driven by an adviser to Mr. Giuliani, Theodore Goodman.

That much is clear. The moments leading up to the crash are not.

Michael Ragusa, Mr. Guiliani’s head of security, said that the Bronco had been flagged down by a woman who was the victim of domestic violence. The former mayor called 911, waited for help to arrive, and then left, Mr. Ragusa said.

The state police confirmed the domestic violence incident, saying in a statement that it had occurred on a southbound stretch of the highway in Manchester, N.H. Troopers and fire officials who were assisting the woman saw the Honda strike the Bronco and rushed to help, the police said.

The statement did not say why the accident occurred on the northbound side of I-93, or whether Mr. Giuliani had been assisting the victim.

[quote] Michael Ragusa, Mr. Guiliani’s head of security

Any relation to Carmine?

[quote]Any relation to Carmine?

Or Paula Prentiss?

Hope he’s back on his feet soon - that asshole owes big money!

In the first report it was stated unequivocally that Giuliani was the rdriver and pulled over to help the domestic violence victim. Now supposedly one of Rudy’s assistants was driving.Something’s rotten in Denmark

What a dumb bitch, he’s still living.

[quote]Reading this comment section wondering how many of you would have stopped for aid.

In 2025? Are you kidding me? I would have called the police and reported what I had seen and kept it moving. I know of too many domestics incidents ending with the interceder being the one injured or killed. And I know of a handful of incidents where the entire thing was a set up from the beginning, the victim and the victimizer working in tandem to rob a do-gooder. It's sad, but it is very much the world we live in.

r128, it's such a common human experience it's legendary. Wagner's opera "Die Walkure" opens with the hero hiding out from a woman who called for help and the gang of men he tried to save her from.

Someone is lying.

Whatever happened, I hope he’s in immense pain and his insurance has denied coverage.

I know when I get into trouble on a highway I want a drunken overweight 81 year old man to come to my rescue.

You can't make this stuff up:

Has Borat offered thoughts and prayers?

Borat, then bursts into the room and yells that the actress is underage!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I have mixed feelings. I find it difficult to have sympathy for maga, but he was America's mayor during 9/11 and he did many good things. His best friends were a gay couple, whom he stayed with when he left his wife, and he was an advocate (sort of). But then I don't know what happened. He seems to lose his moral compass. Oh well. If he's OK, great, if he's not, great too. My mother always said, never wish bad on anyone, but for some people when it happens you are allowed to enjoy it.

Thoughts and prayers

He could have retired to living a private life and coasted on the goodwill of being America’s mayor for the rest of his life. His legacy is shit now.

He saw the broad on the side of the road and most likely thought he could roll her.

The violins, they are so tiny!

[quote]I know of too many domestics incidents ending with the interceder being the one injured or killed.

Yep. Many years ago I worked for a police force (civilian role, in Canada) and the domestic dispute calls were the ones the constables dreaded the most. Basically nerves and emotions are on a knife edge and it would either end "peacefully" or with the aggressor (usually some loser boyfriend) getting violent.

R135, he was always awful. I lived through it.

Totally fucking predictable. Can you imagine the wheelchair and catheter spectacle?

What was his blood alcohol level?

What is with Trump and his "Thank you for your attention to this matter" he acts like this is an interoffice memo.

R141 Giuliani was not an awful mayor and brought the country together after 9/11. Why this money hungry old man chose to ruin his legacy is dumbfounding. It’s actually not. It’s very simple and typical.

So Giuliani an 81 year old man was "helping" a domestic abuse victim from the other side of an interstate highway, across four lanes of traffic and the median. Yeah I totally believe that.

Yeah, and on Jan 6th Giuliani was helping to preserve our democracy. Liar.

R146 right 😂 😂

R145 Rudy was always a horrible and petty person. He was also responsible for perhaps half the deaths of the first responders on 9/11. He was the one who insisted on the city emergency center be palced in the WTC, despite the prior terrorist attack in 1993, and against the vehement objection of city council and FDNY and NYPD, and also did not to allocate funds to upgrade the walkie talkies for the first responders, so many did not know the towers they were in were going to collapse.

He was competent in the 9/11 crisis, that's about it. No more no less.

[quote] Giuliani was not an awful mayor and brought the country together after 9/11 . R145 he might of brought NYC together, I don't know, don't live there, but Giuliani had no role in bringing the country together after 9/11, as far as I know the country hasn't ever been brought together by anyone. The country was divided as ever with some people claiming that the US deserved it.

^^ I space that poorly and the quote should have ended after the first 9/11

He wasn't competent. He said it was safe to breathe air and now everyone's dying of cancer

Trump wants to give this jackass the Medal of Freedom.

[quote]He was the one who insisted on the city emergency center be palced in the WTC, despite the prior terrorist attack in 1993, and against the vehement objection of city council and FDNY and NYPD

....because the suggested (and current) location of the OEM command center in Brooklyn was A) too far from the TV cameras and B) too far from City Hall for him to slip away for a nooner with his mistress.

So one dying old fuck trying to pin a medal on some other dying old fuck. Great.

4 30 pm update EST . .. NYTimes

Wasn't Rudy being pushed around Big Lots in a wheelchair just a few months ago?

Not an awful mayor? I seem to recall that in the aftermath of 9/11, with his national profile skyrocketing, Rudy tested the waters for a third consecutive term, but found that the electorate hated him too much for a change in the rules to be feasible.

OK, this is most likely the real reason Dionne Warwick cancelled her concert - she had a foreboding. A grifter would suffer grave injury…. And Cilla Black has already taken her dirt nap.

He left the rule change for me, R157.

[QUOTE]Wasn't Rudy being pushed around Big Lots in a wheelchair just a few months ago?

Walmart in Seacacus, New Jersey. Might this one be the "driver?"

[quote]Not an awful mayor? I seem to recall that in the aftermath of 9/11, with his national profile skyrocketing, Rudy tested the waters for a third consecutive term, but found that the electorate hated him too much for a change in the rules to be feasible.

He either wanted a third term without an election or to be allowed to appoint a successor.

Bloomherg at least had the decency to allow an election, and the voters enshrined term limits thereafter.

Not really surprising he fell in with Trump.

“He was struck by a teen driver on the way to the local Sally Beauty, where the 81-year-old former mayor was on his way to pick up hair dye which he says makes him feel better in the aftermath of his notorious tenure as advisor to President Trump in his first term….”

The Onion has the scoop.

Is it dead yet?