Walk less than 3 miles an hour and you can’t finish the movie.
Special screening of “The Long Walk” Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 12, 2025 4:58 AM |
I could do that. I go on six mile walks every night.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 29, 2025 9:27 PM |
I’ll miss the end of the movie? Thank god, I’m not walking.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 29, 2025 9:29 PM |
Where are the fat acceptance looks to shriek about this?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 30, 2025 5:45 AM |
The trailer for the movie makes it look incredibly dull.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 30, 2025 9:12 AM |
I won't bothering seeing it because the recent IT and Salem's Lot remakes were so disappointing. It's a bad era for Stephen King adaptations.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 30, 2025 1:18 PM |
I would do this.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 30, 2025 1:58 PM |
Those movies have nothing to do with this one r5. Stephen King didn’t direct them. This has a different director than those did sweetie
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 30, 2025 1:59 PM |
R4 Really? I thought it was surprising that they showed the exit wound of the bullet. Most American films would cut away.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 30, 2025 2:27 PM |
Influencers? Can't they just shoot them rather than kicking them out? Make the world a better place while you have the chance!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 30, 2025 3:35 PM |
I'm aware that Stephen King did not personally write, direct, film or cater any of those movies, r7. My point was that King adaptations have been on a losing streak and there's no reason to think this newest one will buck the trend. The CBS Stand miniseries was also shit.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 30, 2025 7:01 PM |
Presuming the movie is about two hours, that would mean you walk around six miles at a leisurely pace. Only fatties couldn't keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 30, 2025 7:06 PM |
Six miles in two hours would be at level 3 on the treadmill
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 30, 2025 7:21 PM |
[quote] It's a bad era for Stephen King adaptations.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 30, 2025 8:09 PM |
I’d do it. The book is devastating. I can’t wait to see the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 30, 2025 8:25 PM |
Just got back from the 6pm showing.
I really hope Erna gets to see this film. There a few scenes that will really have her screaming, More fudge, Daddy...more fudge!"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 12, 2025 12:37 AM |
I would walk twice as fast if I didn't have to actually watch the stupid movie.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 12, 2025 4:50 AM |
I absolutely loved this book - it was super brutal and death was constantly hanging over everything. I've been really looking forward to the film so will definitely be watching this. Where are all the crowds lining the streets though?
It has a 93% critics score from 123 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes so that's excellent.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 12, 2025 4:58 AM |