Who is the most utterly bizarre troll you’ve seen on DL

You forgot the Kidnap and Murder Troll.

No yellow skin troll?

weak selection. tasteful friends are many posters and not trolls. condi stan is super weird but only a light troll.

The sanpaku eyes troll, followed closely by the philtrum troll.

OP, your poll is shit.

R5 Of Course my pole is shit. I just pulled it out of your mom’s ass.

The Britney Spears obsessed freak and Janbot.

I vote for the "which troll is the most bizarre?" troll, considering this exact poll is posted about once every two weeks.

How am I troll. I am just prolific. And that time period I was making all them different monikers was when I had a lot of free time on my hands due to issues I no longer wish to discuss. It was fucking annoying to be timed out by aging retirees in those heated political threads. I’m manic and I had to get my point across. Fkin cunts. Still love the rest of you beautiful people on DL.

The Niggardly Hoes troll-what in the hot fuckery? I ain’t never seen that one. Smfh.

Oh actually i just remembered. I had completely forgot. That idiot commented on some Beyonce thread.

Who the hell is the ‘niggardly hoes’ troll?

I never saw that one, R12, before yesterday. But OP as determined this is a classic, prolific DL troll.

The Lizard Speech Impediment Troll

Teacake is accurate at R9 and, self-described mania notwithstanding, he’s well worth reading as often as not.

“Niggardly hoes” is some recent tactic by an obvious racist who tries to rile posters up by dropping that phrase. Best to just drop an F&F and keep scrolling.

[quote] How am I troll.

Unsuccessfully treated mental health does not cancel months of outrageous trolling. On the upside, teacake wasn't particularly bizarre, other than the sister cosplay.

I miss German Gay Guy

The Condi! troll is almost certainly someone from overseas. Or a bot.

It also posted stuff like "Donald Rumsfeld is beautiful!" so I wonder if it's trying to use translation software and.....not quite landing on "so and so is great."

Boo Radley Bathhouse Troll is odd as is Unfuckable Gay Cruiser Troll.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

The Lucy trolls--bizarre in theg sense that they confuse what was funny when they were 5 with what's funny as an adult.

Most obscure troll--the one who can rattle on about Arlene Golonka.

Yellow skin troll and that Canadian Chinese boy who was obsessed with the price of textbooks. I do miss Greg

R24, that’s John/PMBT.

Isn't that also the "Is he in my program" troll?

The teacake cosplays are just fat-snouted rightwing troll Matt from Pittsburgh. Desperate for attention. The secondhand embarrassment is real.

If you don’t have him on ignore, you’re just feeding him.

Sheesh. ITS PMBT Program Major Book Troll

i have had both all teafakes, real and cosplay, on ignore for many months. I thought teacake OG was banned but apparently not.

[quote] Isn't that also the "Is he in my program" troll?

[quote] Sheesh. ITS PMBT Program Major Book Troll

Indeed.

Mafuckin!

"Tasteful friends" is a shared meme. It's not one person but a following for that type of thread who've created their own trope.

Most normal people grasp this immediately, since the people doing it aren't hiding it. It's clearly understood. To most, anyway.

Many of the rest of OP's choices are fake or similarly contrived. OP himself is a troll.

Isn't teacup more than a few of these trolls?

Lowkey the troll who be pretending to be me sometimes. Whenever it tries to talk around the way black or slang its syntax is always off and comes across desperate as hell. I believe it’s also the same troll that occasionally makes thread asking if I died or pops shit about my mother. If Eminem’s Stan was an Eldergay.

I think I've had most of these on ignore for awhile as I'm unfamiliar with many of them. Teafuck is obviously making new accounts as I can still see it pop up causing me to constantly reblock.

But seriously, the Condi thing is either a paid overseas poster trying to influence opinion, OR some kind of bot.

And sometimes the bot breaks down or goes haywire.

The guy trolling Teacake is sometimes funny though. The obituary for Yurnal Cake was hilarious AF.

[quote]Teacake

CUNT

[quote]TeacakeDarling

CUNT

I feel like Meghan Markle at times. The haters hate me but won’t keep my name out of their mouths.

What the fuck is the "Troll thread, troll OP" troll?

I swear OP is a bot. Half of these are made up.

[quote] "Tasteful friends" is a shared meme. It's not one person but a following for that type of thread who've created their own trope. Most normal people grasp this immediately, since the people doing it aren't hiding it. It's clearly understood. To most, anyway.

It always shocks me when people think those posters, or any other collective fiction posters (Mrs Patsy Ramsey, for one) are all the work of a single person.

Some of the choices in the poll are quite lacking.

R41 I always assume those types first arrived on DL about 10 minutes before posting.

Otherwise they're just moronic.

Still wondering what the "niggardly hoes" thing is. A search turned up 4 threads. How would anyone even notcie that, let alone assume it's a "troll." 4 threads is not even a trend, let alone a troll.

I'm convinced we have bots flooding us with stupid shit constantly now. This poll reads like it was written by an algorithm. Half of it is sort of? maybe? a little right, the other half is complete slop.

R43, it got worse today. Greyed out within a few minutes.

The JoBeth Williams troll--of all people.

The Lange Loon. Thankfully I think she's finally been locked up for good.

[quote] The Lange Loon.

There was also The Streep Troll (tm).

I was recently reminded of the "Looks" troll we had for a few years.

Their posts were always variations of "What do you think of [insert celebrity name]'s looks?"

I was recently reminded of the “ Our Dear Paul” troll, she was a strange, college-age woman (so she said) who was obsessed with him. She would answer herself repeatedly on her threads. Then she became attached to some other actor. Her posts read like the diary of a twelve year old. She wasn’t an offensive troll, just obsessively nuts.

The account that started this lame thread is Defacto’s latest cosplay. Every new cosplay makes him even more pathetic.

The "X Must Be the Most Beautiful Woman of All Time" troll should be on the list.

R49, the Dear Paul troll was crazy. One time i asked wtf Paul was and she practically melted down.

I loved the Elias Koteas troll. He'd surface a few times a year, including the actor's birthday, and describe his body and his dick in the most florid terminology one could imagine.

[Quote]The Condi! troll is almost certainly someone from overseas. Or a bot.

The Condi Troll has a whole-ass BLOG fully dedicated to Condi-mania. I found it and posted it here a few months ago.

SNL troll which I happen to think is Muriel

No one watches it anymore and it was only really worth watching from 1975 to 1979.

What makes you think Muriel posts here, r55?

[quote]I do miss Greg.

I found him insufferable and hopelessly needy. He responded to his name being posted within minutes, and couldn't help himself from answering every single poster on all of his threads.

I am surprised that he hasn't resurfaced.

[quote]How am I troll. I am just prolific.

Mirror!

Inside voice!

Pesticide!

He had great recipes @R56

[quote]He had great recipes @[R56] —Bodega-cat

A great many of Greg's recipes were proven to have been copied and pasted almost word for word from others, claiming them as his own creations.

He has a really nasty side as well, threatening to contact one poster's employer in real life.

[quote]Who is the most utterly bizarre troll you’ve seen on DL

The one who claims posters are "Defacto".

Nuts.

There’s a “niggardly hoes” troll? What do they do?

Cod and prunes was a great recipe, said no one ever.

He pretended that he could get posters banned, all it took was a text from him to Muriel.

One night, I witnessed a bizarre conversation between Gerg and Lipstick Lesbian. I really think it was the same poster, playing different roles. I wish I had taken screenshots, or something, because it was gone the next day, and he disappeared soon afterwards.

The Yellow Skin Troll who has been here over twenty years!

Oh, yeah, Gerg and LL were the same obvious troll.

The JFK wasn’t good looking troll.

Greg was awesome and some of you bitches are so miserable you just couldn’t let him be great. Greg was self righteous as fuck but was generally a good person as far as an online identity can be. Offered some great recipes and links to creative idea for meal prepping. I don’t understand the hate this man garnered and will never understand. If you didn’t like his mafuckin threads why the fuck would you click on them. People would go on his threads just to argue with him. Make it make sense.

[quote]I don’t understand the hate this man garnered and will never understand.

It's because he was a liar. He would plagiarize recipes word-for-word and try to pass them off as his own.

I am reminded once in a while we get a king hearted, good energy troll. Anyone remember the “Jimmy Carter can’t wait to vote for Kamala” troll. About biweekly he would create a thread or update us on how Carter was counting the days on his calendar to vote for Kamala Harris.

Make it make sense, says a certain troll. You can lead a horse to water . . .

Erna

So Gerg is teafuck. I think most of us figured.