This sounds like something a Datalounger would do:
[quote]According to police reports, a woman punched and kicked other concertgoers and bit a seven-year-old girl while trying to snag a free T-shirt as the sunset beach party. Tuesdays at Main Beach
[quote]Bomze has been something of a figure on the Upper East Side social scene. She’s donated to society staple Central Park Conservancy — host of the famed Hat Lunch — and appeared in the New York Social Diary at a soiree honoring art darling Julian Schnabel.
[quote]The report says that an event staffer tossed a T-shirt from a balcony and that a woman was seen “kicking and punching kids” while trying to get her hands on the freebie.
[quote]One little girl told cops that the woman “grabbed her right arm and bit [it].” According to the report, the bite broke the skin, leaving the youngster’s arm bloody and swollen.
[quote]The kid’s parents called the police, and cops searched the venue for the biter, but didn’t find her.
[quote]East Hampton cops arrested Bomze on Tuesday and charged her with third-degree assault and endangering a child. She was given an appearance ticket and released.
[quote]But on Wednesday her attorney, Christopher McGuire of McGuire, Palaez, Bennett and Belcastro told us, “Ms. Bonze is a 75-year-old grandmother who categorically denies these allegations.”
[quote]“She was knocked to the ground in the chaos by a group of teenagers during the T-shirt toss, leaving her sore and injured, and reported her concerns in writing to the event organizers the very next day,” he added, “The organizers promptly called her, apologized, and assured her that changes would be made to improve safety. She has also met with police to raise her own concerns and asked that the incident be investigated. This unfortunate episode could have been avoided with better event management and appropriate crowd control measures in place.”