Mundane things you are SO OVER

Where do you get your falafel from? It should be mealy and aromatic.

Fat asses

Probably bought it on MacDoodle Street.

Stop signs!

So does kfc only have potato wedges now? Or do they still have fries too?

The word “slammed” in every political story title. So and so slammed so and so at the hearing.

Another overused word is “outraged.”

Squirrels

Truffle Oil.

I went to a restaurant last night and at least five items on the menu were doused in that shit.

I'd just like some french fries please.

“Grilled” chicken on salad that comes off a U.S. Foods truck and tastes like halitosis.

Captchas and webiste popups asking you to accept cookies

Protein drinks. Bitch, you aren't training for Iron Man, nobody needs that much damn protein.

Porn. Admittedly I’ve overdone it, but it all seems the same now

Surveys.

Everyone and their son has a survey about how you feel about something or other

tipping

America

Apps

My pussy

The inetrnet!

Drugged out OF "stars" with their eyes rolling back in their heads as their flabby asses get plowed

On cellphones, “2-factor” app logins.

Username and password are already saved on the phone, and the code is generated when you log in.

So any bad actor using your phone can gain access to the app anyway.

These logins invariably expire after 5 minutes, causing multiple, worthless 2-factor logins.

Text message political ads

I hate falafel and always have

GIF comments on Instagram

Salted Caramel. Blech

[quote] Where do you get your falafel from? It should be mealy

Just how I want my food to be. Mealy.

Lazy YouTubers reading off scripts obviously generated by ChatGPT.

Fucking golden doodles and their idiot owners

Falafel is delicious, when cooked properly. I could easily live on Mediterranean food for the rest of my life.

My entry: Big. HUUge. TRUCKS. They are ridiculous. Almost no one who has a huge truck uses it for its intended purpose: to haul things or carry things in the truck bed. And people that own them ALWAYS need to back in to parking spots, making you wait for THEIR stupid choice in buying a small island-sized, useless, gas-guzzling, piece of crap so they can get out properly when they leave. These people also (almost always) try to park as close to their intended destination as possible so they can walk as little as possible, making pedestrians who are entering/leaving the store also wait for their huge land whales to finish their ingress/egress.

Olivia Colman. Nothing against her, but does she have to be in every single British production?

AI slop. All of it. The bot-generated text. The fake photos. The fake video clips.

And it feels inevitable that it’ll get so much worse and so much more an omnipresent part of our lives.

R27, what's wrong with Golden Doodles? I reserve judgment about their owners (are they any worse than the owners of other breeds?).

Cash. However, I do carry some for panhandlers.

Coloreds,

Train station stairways that reek of urine.

Avocado toast.

Fire Pits. .

R21, they're all backyard bred by amateurs because you can get 2000 bucks for them. 95% of the time they have the bad characteristics of their breeds, they're known for their hyperactivity, stupidity and lack of manners. Their owners are nearly all idiots who think regular dog behaviors are a "doodle thang" and they absolutely refuse to brush them and will cry and rage when they bring their matted ass, I'll behaved dog into the grooming shop "for a light trim, keep Breaux fluffy and don't make him look like a poodle!" When you explain to them they are matted and uncomfortable and need to be shaved and will feel so much better when it's over because now it's like laying on a lumpy mattress. They don't care and want to brush the dog out (impossible and painful and I wouldn't do it for $1,000, but these Instagram addicts don't care. It's the basic bitch and bro dog equivalent to a monogrammed Stanley cup. 90% of the owners are complete morons. Like put a pinch collar and a Flexilead on at the same time.

True crime.

It's a terrible thing to do to a perfectly nice golden receiver, r37 r27. A canine shondeh.