Austin Butler for Men’s Health

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AI is the best!

—AB

“I said I want it soaked in ice water! This is room temperature! Go to the gas station and get a bag of ice!”

Somebody want to check on Timothee?

The stylist put tape on my hands but I don't know why.

I'm still not seeing Caught Stealing.

Nice tits, but I still find him annoying AF

Austin is for me but people thought Brad Pitt was in the 90s

*”what” not “but” (F-ing autocorrect)

He ruined his face when he fucked with his nose. it just looks so odd with the teeny tiny nose.

Proof that tits can be too big.

He looks "special". Fetial Alcohol Syndrome ?

R13 - agreed.

What a puff piece - he probably had to get into shape with trainers for a role and his publicist was like - I KNOW! Men's HEALTH! Get them on the phone!

It's just such obvious PR that it is insulting.

I'll never find him attractive. He's not ugly at all - but I refuse to get on this PR train of pushing him as some sort of sex symbol. Same with Syndey Sweeney - enough!

R14 is Chalamet.

R14 is woke, and triggered!

Haha, MAHA.

I'm cautiously optimistic he shows his ass in Caught Stealing.

He looks like has a meth lab in Florida.

“This Men’s Health cover article is such obvious PR!”

You’re right, I read it for the peer-reviewed medical research.

R13 there is a growing consensus he’s on the autism spectrum, especially after the dancing video

It would explain the giant head, or why Christopher Nolan wants to work with him

R20, Gen Z believes everyone is on the autism spectrum.

I find him strange looking. It takes a lot of makeup and hair work to distract from it.

I think he has strange negative charisma. Same with Barry Keoghan.

He looks like white trash to me.

He doesn't have "IT".

"He looks like white trash to me."

No way. And believe me, I know from white trash.

R24 a hint of yellow…

Look how much weight he put on

He put on PS pixels, that’s all.

He doesn’t do anything for me, but I’m sure he floats someone’s boat.

[quote] Proof that tits can be too big.

No such thing.

[quote] a hint of yellow…

?

I'll be glad when his movie comes out so I don't have to see the ads for it constantly.

Are there actually straight men who buy Men's Health magazine?

R32

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There’s ~34 of them

For r34

Just a Disney star who got lucky.

Mmm...delicious!

[quote] Somebody want to check on Timothee?

Yes, he's sad, extremely intimidated and trying to buy testosterone supplements from my coke dealer...but he still says he wants to be one of "the greats."

He looks kind of... weasel-y. Like he should be chewing on a hayseed and have a dirty oil rag in his pocket. And some Daisy Dukes. Oh, but I digress. I'll weasel around with him. Hot white trash.

[quote] I'm cautiously optimistic he shows his ass

Like Timothee he doesn’t have one.

Two buttocks does not an ass make.

Yep he’s definitely showing his ass in this. He put on 35 pounds to play the role.

He doesn’t have one.

HOT !

I love him and I want to marry him.

Is he still talking like Elvis? At least I use my own accent.

Here's the trailer. Another Oscar nomination!

R48: They're dumping this at the end of August. I don't think this will be in the awards conversation.

tard face.

He's a good actor.

[quote] a hint of yellow…

What does this mean? He's not Asian.

Fantastic body, but he does less than zero for me. Just not sexy.

r52 is new around these parts, isn't he?

Men's Health video of Austin working out.

I would never want to have a body like that and I certainly wouldn’t want the lifestyle required to stay looking like that.

Slut

I love that he's pretty albeit not as pretty as Timmy.

At least Austin's parents aren't obnoxious.

This mussy’s on fire!

I see the Spectrum troll is back.

I am willing to lick his sweaty balls after a workout.

I feel bad for contemporary stars, R60. Joan could keep her squirrely Texas relations away from the press. Nowadays, you marry a prince and suddenly your fat, broke father is on 60 Minutes.

he's doing the Hollywood hunk transformation. Very Ryan Gosling. And they both looked natural (of course) and cute before the nose jobs. Austin Butler's face now with that narrow nose and tiny nostrils looks a bit uncanny valley. He's femmy now.

He looks good. I didn't realise he was that buff.

But I guess he has a personal trainer, like most Hollywood stars, and between acting jobs he can devote a lot of time to exercise and the gym.

No I'm not bitter. Okay, maybe I am a little bit!

He has the kind of career that Chord Overstreet deserves, who is hotter and a better actor.

It’s called steroids.

IFHH

He's hot TRADE.

vid at r55 is perfection. Delicious pecs.

Austin meets himself.

He's just extra fake, among all the fakes.

R65 it looks like he got his Jay Leno chin shaved down.

I don't care if he looks white trash. Still fucking hot as hell.

do you ever shut up?

[quote] do you ever shut up?

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So yummy...