new twink on the rise in Hollywood part 8

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safe space for Joe fans

Go away you tragic lunatic.

Get help

Fuck off. The Jobless Joe thread isn't finished.

Still rather fugly.

He looks like a muppet that was put away wet.

Still hilarious to me those people who don't seem to get that he was cast SPECIFICALLY to be the ugly duckling who gets the hot guy because writing.

"Jug ears will never stop me from being a heartthrob," young actor vows.

R8 And is the hot guy in the room with us ?

Whose cousin, brother, son is this? No one asked for it.

Oh wow. Is that an actor in OP's link? I thought it was someone wearing a fright mask.

Just some ugly goblin/gargoyle hybrid.

Looking at OP's picture I can just imagine a drunk Judy Garland on Jack Parr discussing that Unibrow...

R10 His fans want to talk when the other lead is a porky, pasty, ugly man. At least Joe has interesting features.

What's with his left eyebrow?

He's weird looking

While you losers shit on him, he’s making his West End debut next month with hot twink Ruaridh. They’re both insanely gorgeous and hot.

With those ears, he looks like a taxi with both back doors open.

Kit Connor might not be everybody's type, but trying to act like he's anywhere near as ugly as that gargoyle is delusional. He's the better actor, too.

r15 "interesting features" is up there with "unconventionally attractive" in the lexicon used to try and convince people that someone who is hideous isn't hideous.

r8 one of joe locke's ex boyfriends went on a podcast and said that it was unrealistic that someone as ugly as the charlie character would land someone like the nick character.

Nobody cares. Charlie wouldn’t even pay attention to nick irl. Nick is the most boring and without depth character written. He would be bitchless

One good gust of wind and he’s airborne with those ears.

R9 - I would love to have seen that casting call in Backstage. Wanted: one fugly twink for obscure TV show no one will watch.

Christ he is fucking ugly. Really hard to look at. He looks like a cartoon version of the village idiot.

How is this person a star?

R10 Hopefully he's in the gym with a trainer.

R20 Show an unedited picture

R23 Kit has the same personality as Nick. That’s why he’s bitchless.

These threads almost crack me up. The delusional Joe fan, and those who are having fun giving him shit. It's like watching a teenaged girl and her older brothers.

I will say, however, ANYTHING is better than more Trump threads.

R30 I like Joe, but his stan makes it so embarrassing for him on here. Completely disconnected from reality.

r26 He's not much of a star. His West End play has a 9 week run in a tiny theatre and is selling like shit. Comparatively, when his Heartstopper co-star debuted on Broadway the show sold out the entire run and got an extension, 20 weeks total.

The Joe frau is making a huge fool of herself by using slang like 'bitchless' but using it wrongly. She's definitely some ugly teenage virgin who hyperfixates on gay men. Probably a Larry Stylinson shipper too.

WTF. Part 8 of this drivel. Go away OP.

And I haven't even shown my big cock yet!

R32 If he’s not much of a star, why are Kit stans so obsessed with him? We don’t spend our time thinking about Kit. You guys are obsessed with Joe.

R35 According to rumors, he has a micro.

A Joe stan is the only person bringing Kit up in this thread. You’re the obsessed one.

He's got a Ferengi twink look

R4 R15 R18 R28 R29 R36 R37 are all the same Joe frau having a meltdown.

R40 maybe don't block so many people little snowflake

This person looks like a muppet. Like Bert’s brother.

R40 How many threads have you made about Joe versus Kit? You have nothing to talk about with Kit so you berate Joe. Hating Joe is more entertaining than stanning Kit. Losers.

R41 No, I just checked, they’re right and it’s all one poster.

R43 0, moron. You idiotic Joe stans are the ones that keep making all of these threads.

Perfect visual representation of resting bitch face.

He looks like a Troll Doll.

[QUOTE] You idiotic Joe stans are the ones who keep making these threads

This! There was already a long running thread about the gargoyle called The Trials of Jobless Joe but the dumb frau decided to make this thread and post a dozen times on the old thread to direct people here. She was expecting Joe to receive lots of love but everyone on Datalounge thinks he's repulsive.

Kit fans are hating on Joe and forget that he’s the reason he isn’t getting death threats. If Joe wouldn’t appear to be friendly to him, these rumours would get a lot worse for him. People would immediately know what’s up. He’s saving your potato looking fav from hanging himself

r49 OMG I'M TELLING MOM!!

Kit is probably hoping to lose the hysterical Heartstopper fans as his career progresses. .

[QUOTE] He’s saving your potato looking fav from hanging himself

As if Kit cares about demented femcels like you sending him death threats!

R52 As if that’s not his own/heartstopper fans and that popstar fans doing that. Joe fans never cared about him. None of the groups i was in did they ever talk about him besides his annoying fans being weirdos

It’s his own fans. Those fans will still follow him after Heartstopper and you can see that they are braindead when you see a TikTok of a grown ass woman saying they won’t believe those rumors because ”my nick would never“ that’s how you know what type of fans his fans are. Fetishizers and Charlie is their insert

Not attractive at all.

R37 I got a glimpse of it and that's why my ears look like this! I don't know how he even gets his pants on!

R49 You need psychological help.

This guy looks slightly inbred and probably is. His features are "off". Isn't he from a tiny island off the UK? Pass.

R49 R54 My favourite thing about you gremlin stans is how you cannot hide the resentment you guys have towards the other one from the show to the extent that it's addled your brain.

r49 nurse!

r54 "None of the groups i was in"

go back to those groups and stop posting about joe the ugly troll on here then.

If all else fails, Joe can get a job guarding a cathedral.

R56 That's always the way - they come for the muscles, then they see the cock and run away!

R44 You didn’t check correctly because I never made one of those threads and I support Joe. He’s the only one with real talent and personality. Kit is just a fatty with muscles.

R53 Joe will be good after heartstopper because his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person. Kit’s fans won’t let him date anyone and will ruin all his future relationships. He has the worst fans in the world.

This thread is bizarre. I have no clue who these children are or why people are arguing about this homely child.

r65 "his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person"

is that why the gargoyle can't even halfway sell out one of the smallest theaters in london?

R64 Your posting history doesn’t lie. And they’re replies, not threads. Are you stupid?

R68 If they are replies and not threads then that means I didn’t make this thread and all the other ones about him. Are YOU stupid? It’s not a hard thing to understand.

The person at R49 is also not me so there are more than one Joe stan in this thread. I know Kit stans are retarded but it’s not that hard to count.

r70 yes, there are two of you. we see your idiotic replies as well.

r69 i don't know why you're still lying about something anybody can check. i clicked ignore and r40 is right. r4 r15 r18 r28 r29 r36 r37 r43 r64 r65 R69 r70 are all one poster: you. the crazy joe frau.

another joe frau losing her mind over kit is posting at r10, r23, r49, r53, r 54. you two retards are the only ones bringing up kit in a Joe thread to have meltdowns.

R66 Homely child is one of two actors that starred in Heartstopper. His fans are fat fraus that like to play the victim on his behalf because his co-star on that show is hotter and more talented. They'll bring him up whenever they can to make up lies about him. Nobody outside of his cat lady obese fans cares about him.

finally a male lead costar he looks comfortable with is talented and unproblematic

they actually look good. better than JoeBash even

R72 You need help and a job application

Yeesh, what a butterface.

R74 Translated from frau speak, Joe stans are thrilled that his co-star is finally someone as ugly and as much of a nobody as he is so that he's finally not overshadowed.

r76 go on, show me on the doll where kit hurt you that you've been angrily posting about him going back years. all of this for a hideous, talentless ogre.

[QUOTE] Joe will be good after heartstopper because his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person

Yes, that will be why his West End play is completely sold out! Oh wait.

[QUOTE] The person at [R49] is also not me so there are more than one Joe stan in this thread. I know Kit stans are retarded but it’s not that hard to count.

But it IS hard for you to write, isn't it? 'There are more than one Joe stan in this thread'??? And you're calling other posters 'retarded'? You're an illiterate imbecile.

R78 Your fav is problematic. There will be more coming out about him. Hope this helps

Joe stans can't talk about other people being problematic. Your favorite is a self-loathing cum dump for old conservative men. Hope this helps.

R80 He's not selling out the cheap £25 tickets. A colossal bomb.

R64 Kit is far more attractive that fugly Joe, but I agree that he looks like a guy who one summer without a trainer and some cheeseburgers would just wreck him.

I wish my cock were smaller - there, I said it!

R79 When did Joe hurt you? You’re doing the same, retarded freak. Get help.

R78 Only ugly hippos hate on Joe. You must be one too.

R85 He stopped going to the gym as much for a new movie and he's slimmer right now, not bigger.

R89 I'd guess he's still following an exercise and diet regime.

R83 ABUSIVE, DRUG ADDICT, ALCOHOLIC, INTERNALISED HOMOPHOBIA, CHEATER, CIGARETTE BREATH, DOESN‘T WASH HIS SHEETS

R91 Caps is on and brain is off.

R91 is melting down because of all the Joe hate on the thread. Comedy gold.

Hey, I'd do him, but I don't think he wants me anymore - after the "towel dropping" incident.

R93 And it's not limited to this thread.

That’s ugly.

Is he the Jonas Brothers’ brother that was hit with the ugly stick?

MEET RUEL.

Joe Locke wears dresses. No thank you...

Ruel has all his teeth. Unlike Joe Locke.

Ruel is a bit basic, but that beats fugly!joe.

No, just no

That's one guy I wouldn't let KISS MY GRITS!

The Five Alarm Frau prolonging this series of threads is giving major “fat woman from Baby Reindeer” vibes.

If you’d invest an iota of the attention you’re giving this Manx gremlin to your hygiene, you’d have a much more fulfilling life. So would those poor souls downwind of you.

He has "star qualities"

The ears borrowed from Clark Gable don't work here.

The eyebrows borrowed from La Crawford don't work here.

Joe Locke has no sexual appeal at all. Zilch. He does interviews at an angle to hide his mutant dumbo ears. He's the SissyFem who might not be wearing a dress when you see him---but you know he wishes he were.

Ironically, Joe's support comes from his looks as much as Kit's does - not because people are attracted to him or want to be him, but that they identify with him because they themselves aren't attractive. The want/need to see him succeed as a proxy for themselves.

R106 They should've picked an ugly guy who can actually act. Many character actors would've been better to project on to.

Every time I see this guy

I’m sorry but he looks like the “monster” date meeting the family on the very first Fridays TV episode 40 fucking years ago.

He reminds me of Mr Preston Bougainvillea

Must be nepo.

I prefer HOT masculine men. Joe Locke is a sissy femboy. Probably going to transition after the Heartstopper finale airs in Feb. Wait and see.

FYI the tattoo in the photo is fake for the movie role. You're welcome.

He's my best friend!

This is getting close to unibrow.

. . . and hit every branch on the way down.

He's repulsive.

All of the shrill crying and screaming over Conan writing the album about his time dating Kit is hysterical. Conan may not have said outright it was him but he has never said it wasn't. And the music, lyrics, and music videos he has posted since last year all implicate Kit

But the shear horror, the absolute paranoia from his female stans over the lyrics indicating he is not the perfect boyfriend they all have fantasized about has been unhinged.

"He would never date Conan, Conan isn't cute enough"

'That is isn't him, Kit never dated that guy. We know because we have access to every second of his life when he is not in public."

"It has to be someone else because Kit could never behave that way. He is so good and pure of heart"

Crazy women/girls who insist Kit CANNOT be the one because they all have intimate knowledge of Kit's romantic life. They are all sleeping with him themselves! No wait, they are his personal friends and he has confided in them!

Even when Kit was caught on film on video HOLDING Maia's hand in public, they still screamed "not my Kit!" (well that, and his PR team trying to change the narrative). Insane.

He will never be allowed to date unless his obsessed, and frankly cruel female fanbase approves. He will never be seen as anything but perfect. And every one he has dated over the past few years is considered a groomer. What are they going to say when he starts dating 18 year olds?

All the same dreamy-eyed, sweet fan girl babble that has been spouted about Kit for the past 3 years. The fact is they had the means and opportunity to date. The fact is that Kit is Bisexual so he would date a guy. The fact that Kit has displayed a clear preference of his type, which Conan fits. And the fact that Kit was legally an adult in the eyes of British law, so dating someone in their 20's at the age of 18 would be no different than dating a senior as a freshman in college.

He has absolutely crazy fans.

If Condi Rice were a white boy in his early 20s, that's what she would look like.

[quote]his obsessed, and frankly cruel female fanbase

I'm assuming this thread is entirely populated by Heartstopper-shipping females; otherwise the pot just met the kettle and blew it.

He could actually take my cock - how could I resist?

R121 These losers all need help

Was he ever in talks to do a live action Topo Gigio movie?

R119 tl;dr Joe is an untalented gargoyle and you're Kathy Bates in Misery-levels obsessed with Kit.

a joe thread and you've ranted for 3 comments in a row about kit r117 r118 r119. anyway, nobody gives a fuck. the only people that think the album is about kit are retarded latin americans fans that don't speak english. even conan's fans say it's not kit.

JOE LOCKE IS HOT! CRY

R127 = You don't know what filers are? How sad...

Is he George W Bush and Condi Rice’s love child?

Gross R127. What a dick wilter.

Joe is so fucking ugly. He'll never be cast as a romantic lead opposite a woman like Kit was.

Roles Joe Locke will never be considered for:

Romantic lead

Action hero

Adult male over 25

Roles Kit Connor will never be considered for:

Gay twink

R131 that’s only because he looks straight. he looks constipated in all of his crying scenes on broadway

R133, yes thankfully Kit does look straight, but you're so clueless that you don't understand what an enormous advantage that gives him when auditioning for roles.

The actor is very ugly in OP's picture. Does he specialize in playing ugly characters?

Is he a real person? He's so unattractive, I thought he may have been created by AI.

R133 Got rave reviews and won awards for that role. You tried.

R133 He looks like the fat ginger kid from Harry Potter.

R136 It's the new one, FugGPT.

Not for me, but go off, OP.

[QUOTE] The actor is very ugly in OP's picture. Does he specialize in playing ugly characters?

Yep, fugly anorexic teenagers. He's yet to be cast in an adult role.

This is the OP's idea of 'fat'. She's clearly some spazzy little girl with a severe eating disorder.

R142 Thumb face

R142 Rather touched-up. Then again, no amount of retouching could fix Fugly!Joe.

R142 He has the most basic face I have ever seen. He must have a million guys that look like him.

The casting directors have quite the selection - I've got a few friends who get me a copy!

So many pretty boys - so much desperation!

always funny how the old frau obsessed with joe has to try and distract with kit when that gargoyle is being dragged. joe is still hideous and talentless. kit is still hot and talented. worry about the fact that that goblin can't sell tickets.

Fuck off

Hi Joe!

R147 And you’re still a retard

Something no one will ever say about fatty Kit. He has the emotional intelligence of a plastic bottle.

I hope those of you fighting in this thread eventually settle your differences over a cup of arsenic.

R151 Something else that is said about Joe and not Kit: "He is fugly."

R151

r151 the only thing worse than one fuggo? two fuggos. jesus, that writer is ugly as fuck. i'm glad he was able to manage one sentence of dubious enthusiasm for joe. too bad no one is buying tickets.

R158 No one cares. You’re a homophobic prick. Fuck off.

R158 Tickets are almost sold out for opening night. Nice try.

It says a lot that Kit and Joe both went to auditions as child actors, but only Kit was cast in anything, notably as the young Elton John in Rocketman. This is yet more proof that Joe is not a talented or versatile actor. He can only play himself (fucked up ugly gay teen) so he had to wait until that specific role came up, which it did with Heartflopper's Charlie. Since then he's been cast as Witch Charlie in Agatha, Supermarket Charlie in Clarkston, and Drowned Charlie in Black Church Bay.

The logic deployed by the (fat) participants in this alleged debate is flawless.

R161 Kit auditioned for the role of Charlie and lost it to Joe. It says a lot that Joe got the lead role of heartstopper without Kit’s nepotism. Real talent speaks volumes.

R163 Kit just wasn't believable as the fugly kid - go figure.

R154 Also, his cock was SO big. He offered to let me touch it, but I was afraid!

R154 He’s not the perfect nick because he himself knows he is Ben

R163 He read the Charlie sides because that’s what was provided in the first round. He was the first one cast and everyone else, most notably the characters of Charlie and Tara, were cast based on chemistry tests they had with Kit. There’s a reason why he got Olivia Colman as his mom and Joe got lesser known actors. The show was built around Kit after he was cast.

the gargoyle and porky together again. the only friends they have are each other and their coworkers from their first job. losers.

r160 opening night tickets aren't sold, it's an invite only performance. are you talking about the first preview, retard? anyways, that trash isn't even halfway sold out. not a single show is halfway sold out, let alone almost sold out.

R167 The show got Olivia because she was friends with the director. She wasn’t in season 3 when the director left the show, retard. Always embarrassing yourself with made up facts.

R168 No surprise, Kit isn’t there. No one wants fatty at their birthday party.

R171 Sure, Jan

Everyone on the cast always liked Joe more

Kit's not there because Kit's on vacation with his friends who have talent and actual careers. He has more than one group of friends to split his time between, unlike Joe and Tobie.

R170 Olivia had a scheduling conflict, moron.

R174 Doesn’t change the fact that they all like Joe more, with or without him being there. None of the girls were ever close to him

R176 Careful. They’ll say everyone in that cast is a loser anyway and they’re all “nobodies”. Their only argument.

R176 It's true! They only like me for my looks and my cock!

R176 The majority of the people on this planet like Kit more. Nobody cares if Joe is stunted and his only friends are the losers he met when he was a teenager.

r177 because they are. what are any of the others doing with their careers? the one doing the best is cori and her most recent job is a 3-episode guest appearance in hetslop.

R180 Like clockwork.

R179 That’s the way you make longtime friends in the industry, the older they get the less friends you make. Kit will be friendless in 10 years

R182 In a year or two, his looks will have faded and fans will move on to the next fresh guy.

Kit is very close with the Warfare cast. Will, Kit, and Joe travelled together to Italy and met up with Charles. Think that is where Rapture is filming? Or maybe just a vacay together.

[QUOTE] not a single show is halfway sold out, let alone almost sold out.

Despite the fact that there are desperate ads all over Instagram offering "£25 tickets".

Rapture is filming in Hungary.

Kit is way too handsome and healthy looking to play an anorexic mess like Charlie. He would have been completely miscast.

R185 So obsessed with Joe, you’re getting ads about his play. Hilarious.

Nobody is going to employ that land whale Tobie except in a comedy role. He needs a gastric band and an Ozempic prescription.

Hating on everyone won’t make Kit less fat or more popular.

R189 Tobie is a fat dude and it’s probably his genes but Kit without gym and diet would literally be his twin

R189 Not even in a comedy. The problem isn’t what he looks like, it’s that he can’t act. All of the Isaac stuff was terrible.

r190 kit isn't fat and he's more popular than the entire cast combined. he is also able to make friends outside of his workplace, unlike the gargoyle.

r185 and the £25 tickets aren't selling. they can't give those tickets away.

R182 You went from claiming that Kit's friendless to now claiming that he's going to be friendless in a decade. Keep moving those goalposts, retard. Kit isn't the one that struggles to make new friends or book a job that isn't playing a depressed gay teenager.

R184 It’s a vacation. Rapture is filming in Hungary and Manu is in Paris right now.

R195 You keep embarrassing yourself. None of these people are his close friends. They only have time for him once a year and all of them are also problematic.

R193 Joe has more friends outside of the industry than Kit. Kit only has industry people that he barely sees. The fact that you call Corey his friend is sad. You must be like Kit with a bunch of acquaintances and no real friends.

[QUOTE] Kit only has industry people that he barely sees.

Why are you always making shit up, frau? This isn't Wattpad where you go to read explicit Joe X Tobie fics. Unlike fame whore Joe, Kit doesn't post on Instagram every time he meets up with friends and family.

R297 All his friends are weirdos like Will Poulter.

R197 The people he has matching tattoos with and he goes on vacation with aren't his friends? How retarded are you? R198 Yes, Corey is his friend. He saw Corey's West End debut and Corey saw Kit in R + J. They always talk about each other in glowing terms. Cry more. R199 Moving the goalposts again, moron. You with your Kit obsession especially know about his non-famous friends.

At the end of the day, Joe is the one always pictured with the same parasites. If he had more friends, maybe he'd sell a couple of more tickets for his bomb of a play.

joe finally booked a job (a shitty one, but a job nonetheless) and his demented frau stan still can't keep kit's dick out of her mouth. hilarious.

Next interview they should do an IQ test, so we can also laugh about how dumb he is compared to smart brain joe.

Joe isn't smart. He doesn't have the memory power to memorise long scripts so he'll never be cast in a Shakespeare play like Kit was. He's also not smart enough to play a character different from himself. Charlie is all he knows.

R204 Joe is smarter than Kit. He got better grades than Kit in school. Kit calls him the smartest guy he knows. Quit embarrassing yourself with your made up, loser fantasy about Joe. Joe’s career is expanding and he is thriving. Give it up, retard.

R205 I was just trying to be nice - leave it be.

Joe is just the better guy in general. I don’t think we would ever hear about him hurting people to the point where they make a whole album of it. Kit reminds me of a person you saw in highschool who bullied all the twinks and was deeply insecure in himself

Kit is not Conan’s ex. He doesn’t have that type of power.

back on topic. gargoyle out on the town again with porky, his only friend.

R209 We can tell it upsets you that Tobie replaced Kit with Joe. Why are you this obsessed with their friendship? It’s pathetic. Get over it, retard.

He didn’t replace anyone. Joe and Tobie were always close. Kit wasn’t even close to him at the start

tobie gets fatter and uglier the longer he's around the gargoyle. two ugly bitches telling each other exactly.

R210 Kit is on vacation with hot, employed men like Charles Melton as we speak. He's obviously still friends with Tobie, but who the fuck would care if he is or isn't? Tobie's an untalented lard ass.

Always insulting everyone but Will gao also distanced himself from Kit. And Joe only hangs out with him because of Tobie being there. Maybe he could try befriending Bash again

You’re on DL, not in a prekindergarten classroom.

R214 Kit dropped Bash for Joe when Bash was the only one who cared about him. He’s desperate for Joe’s cock. Poor guy.

R207 I was the one bullied all the time - being popped in the dick with a towel hurts like hell. Funny how dick-focused (allegedly) straight jocks can be.

R216 There is not a single person on this planet who is desperate for that troll's tiny cock.

R214 Frau, do you not realize how retarded you sound? Kit is above that entire cast and has friends outside of it. Because that's all Joe has, you're forced to go, "Well, what about Tobie? What about Will? What about Bash" Nobody cares about those people.

R218 Funny. Joe has more success than Kit with dating. Poor Kit.

R220 Joe would seem more attainable, I think.

R219 What will be the argument when the Warfare cast dumps him too? I bet you will call them nobodies and “fat lard” too. There is no winning with Kit because he is the problem.

He is the problem. I would not want to be his friend. His gaslighting and narcissistic nature is not for the weak. I imagine it’s even worse while working. Joe is strong for making it out alive without burn out

I don't know why people hate on me. I'm just a great-looking guy with a big cock trying to earn a living (generally) with my pants on.

Maybe if I work harder at the gym, people will like me.

What is the argument of Joe stans? You guys are wasting your time on a dumb thread instead of buying Joe’s tickets for his play. You guys must really hate him. Joe has videos where he yells at Bash and tells him to shut up. He says in interviews all of the time that he is not as nice in person. This debate is useless.

[QUOTE] back on topic. gargoyle out on the town again with porky, his only friend

Couple of ugly freaks. Joe's eyebrows look like they've been drawn on in magic marker by a drunk.

Joe's whole demeanour screams bitchy little queen.

Patti LuPone said that Joe didn’t need diva lessons from her. He’s probably a bit of a cunt.

R214 It’s not insulting when it’s the truth. Tobie looked better and frankly seemed happy when he was hanging out with Kit. Oh well.

R228 Nice try. Everyone loves Joe.

R214 You are putting Joe and Tobie against each other is so embarrassing. You can searcht through the internet and you will see that they were always close since the start. Kit wasn’t close to Tobie and they never hung out. He only had two friends ( bash and will ) and isn’t close to either of them anymore. He is the problem

R231 I wish you guys would actually have smart arguments for once because this is boring.

They never hung out? In what world? Tobie used to go everywhere with Kit. Did you get amnesia and forgot about that?

They never hung out till after season 2. Not made up it’s the truth.

Joe was close with Tobie since season 1 filming and hung out with him. Learn to read

R233 And Joe was always with Bash and now he’s not so what is your point? Quick, because you’re wasting everyone’s time.

You are pitting two people against each other and talk about “stealing” but there’s nothing to steal since Joe and Tobie were first and longer close. You could only say Kit stole him from Joe when he was working 6 months away on another continent. But that’s just as dumb. Joe fans don’t talk that cause we aren’t retarted.

R236 Okay so you don’t actually have an argument. Great, how about encouraging Joe stans to buy tickets for Joe? You know his play is flopping, right? Don’t talk about who’s retarded please. You guys desperately need english lessons.

Only TWO weeks now until Clarkston's opening night and it still isn't sold out! The Trafalgar Theatre only seats 630 but there simply aren't that many Joe Locke stans in London, a city of nine million people.

Where’s the poster that calls everyone a retard? Kit took Joe and Tobie on vacation with him a couple of weeks ago. They’re still friends. Kit is on vacation with a group of his other friends now. He has friends outside of Joe and Tobie.

R238 Joe simply isn't a draw. The show is going to depend on critics and that won't go well. Joe having to do an American accent without the help of multiple takes and ADR? Joe having to act without the crutch of better actors carrying him? A bomb is incoming.

Creepy Joe is lusting after Jack Wolfe.

No one will ever make me believe that Joe genuinely cares for him outside of just having respect and not wanting to destroy a friendgroup you made early in your career . And that’s why i will never force myself to like this pasty dude.

R242 Then that means you think Joe’s a disingenuous person and a fake. Can’t have it both ways.

R242 I’m sure they’re both in tears about this.

r241 joe is always desperately commenting on jack's posts and jack-related posts as well as posting about him when jack barely gives joe the time of day. maybe jack will feel bad and post about clarkston.

Joe doesn’t care about fatty Kit. He will not be seen with him after this show is over.

R240 Ruaridh is a better actor than constipated face Kit. He has more range and they already have better chemistry.

r246 ruaridh was bland in sebastian and that's why the only recognition he got for it was some shitty bifa nomination. that being said, he will absolutely outact joe. that's a low bar.

i see the joe stans are doing the usual song and dance of trying to act like he has chemistry with everybody, but we already saw that isn't true in agatha. and that supposed joe and ruaridh chemistry sure isn't selling tickets.

R246 Joe is snotty enough to think he's better than people who are kilometers above him, I believe that. But Kit has already expanded his circle and made industry friends with people with actual talent, range, and drive. He wouldn't even notice that Joe is gone. No worries, Joe will always have his one friend, Tubby Tobie.

R247 Sebastian is critically acclaimed. Your delusional hatred for Joe makes you incapable of seeing the facts. He is a better actor than Kit.

R247 Oh, retard. I can’t wait to post all the acclaimed reviews from Joe in two weeks. Joe has always had fantastic reviews from official reviewers. Another reason why they were campaigning him for an Emmy by the big companies like Disney+ and Marvel. Kit is the only one with negative reviews of his acting.

R246 He always showed him respect like a person would do if you went through a crazy experience together. The rest is just projecting. He never claimed Kit as best friend because he never thought of him as that. Joe is a very real person like everyone who meets him always says. It’s sad that Kit fans are so obsessed with Joe when he’s not the one from the cast who actually cares about him

I would love to stop seeing OP pic every time I scroll. It’s frightening.

R241 Goatboy likes Ratboy?

If Joe were the best actor in the world (ain't), he would still be fugly.

R254 I’m sure he cares what a basement dweller thinks

R255 It's not about his opinion or hurting him - it's an objective truth.

Joe is a skeleton in an industry full of ripped actors. He should hire a trainer, start lifting weights and incorporate high calorie protein shakes into his diet. No more chemsex parties which get his metabolism raging. Eight hours sleep a night, 4000 calories a day, two hours in the gym per day

We all know who’s the one who takes drugs don’t we

R252 Yes, Kit fans are so obsessed with Joe. Which is why the Joe fans in this thread, a Joe thread, can’t stop talking about Kit.

R250 My favorite thing about you is that you never know what you're talking about, especially when it comes to the industry. Disney didn't seriously campaign Joe. They didn't sink any money into him once he missed the Golden Globes in a weak year. He was part of a group FYC event that was meant to highlight Kathryn (which is why he was only asked a single question in the span of an hour) and then they had him sit on Zoom to talk to people. That's not what a real campaign looks like. And you keep going on about Kit having negative reviews when Joe is the one that got torn up for his accent in the single project he did after Heartstopper. The reviews were apathetic at best. Kit's been acclaimed for everything he's done since and Kit is the one between the two with real awards for his work.

R259 Hey, it's not about me!

R257 He already hired a trainer as part of his attempt to be cast as something other than a twinky teenager. That obviously did not work.

R260 Having to link a rando on twitter with 2 likes as your “negative reviews” is hilarious. Even when you try, you can’t find anything bad about Joe.

[QUOTE] We all know who’s the one who takes drugs don’t we

Yep, the one who weighs 110lbs and looks like a strung out meth addict.

R262 - he should try harder. Ask Tom Holland how he did it and hire the same trainer.

Even Dylan Mulvaney is trying to promote Clarkston on her instagram. Joe is getting desperate now.

Even his friends don’t want to be next to him.

Joe is weird for deleting all the posts about the one project that made his career. Joe stans were convinced that Kit was the one who hated that show.

Joe is very keen to shake off Charlie but he's having no luck because casting directors only want him for Young, Gay & Tormented type roles.

Is Joe going to be in Avengers Doomsday? Everyone else seems to be.

Kit will be the Tom Felton of Heartstopper. Joe is on to better things.

R271 More like Tom & Joe should bond over being fugly but still having a stan following.

R267 Are you an idiot or do you really not realize that they apart to let the older couple pass by together?

R263 That's not a review, retard. That's the average opinion people have of Joe outside of his stans. R270 Nobody knows or cares. I'm not exaggerating, none of the scoopers give a fuck about him so no one has bothered to find out or ask. R271 What exactly is Joe on to? A nobody's play that isn't selling and an indie so irrelevant that none of the trades have covered it at all and his stans are the only people that know that it exists. The only one between the two of them that's moved on to better things is Kit. Kit led a Tony-nominated revival of a Shakespeare play, was one of the leads of a 3x Oscar-nominated movie, was one of the leads of an A24 Alex Garland film that is critically acclaimed, is going to be on of the leads of a 2AM movie that sold at Cannes, and is going to be the lead in A24's Elden Ring.

Joe won't be able to find starring roles after this last Heartstoppers. He is competing against cute buffed guys who don't look like mutants. Wait for it. He is going to be on DWTS by next fall.

I wandered in here last night and couldn't believe what I was reading? Are you all for real? Holy cow, you've made me feel so much better about my life.

R274 No one cares about Kit’s war propaganda films and his shitty horror films. His previous one never sold because of his shitty acting. His dumb hallmark romance with Maia has been on the back burner for years when Netflix pumps out these films with no issue. Maia is on to her millionth movie deal with Netflix so she’s definitely not the problem: Kit is.

His star meter is going down and he’s losing followers every day. His last relevance will die with that flopstopper movie.

I don’t know why a Joe stan would bring up the Star Meter when Kit is always ahead of Joe and does not fall out of the top 5,000 the way Joe does. Joe isn’t even in the top 5,000 right now, right before his play is opening and right after he filmed a movie, while Kit is and he’s on vacation.

R277 What R278 said. Plus, Joe had his big Marvel debut and didn't gain any fans or followers. Kit is still 2 million followers ahead of Joe on Instagram. More followers, more acclaim, more jobs, higher quality jobs. Sorry that Joe is such a loser that you're stuck trying to get people to give a fuck about a movie Maia is the lead on from years ago. We'll see if Black Shit Bay sells, but it's not a great sign that it's such an irrelevant project that the trades don't care enough to cover it or even announce casting. Rapture sold, so that's not a problem for Kit in 2025. Congratulations to Joe for having the career that Kit had in 2022 and has moved up from.

R278 Why would Joe be high when he’s doing a play? Are you stupid?

R279 No one cares about Kit outside his crew of obese fraus. You cling on to those 2M followers because that’s the only thing you have. You need to put down Joe because Kit cannot compare with the other actor in his league. His career is going nowhere.

Hasn’t been nominated for a major award and he’s soon to be 22. You cling on to a shitty Kid’s emmy and an Oscar nominated film that didn’t win anything. Joe isn’t losing as many followers as Kit and it’s because his fans care about his life. No one cares about fatty Kit. He’s never trending anymore and his career is falling off.

This is the shoebox that Joe can't sell out? Awful.

R280

[quote]You cling on to those 2M followers because that’s the only thing you have.

Retard, you're the only person in this thread bringing up followers and numbers in the first place. Because you're insecure and you know Joe's career is garbage. Same reason you're bringing up Kit "not trending" now when Kit was trending on Twitter 2 days ago. Let us know whenever Joe manages to land a job where he's not playing gay or a movie that plays in theaters. An irrelevant gargoyle with no range.

Kit won an Emmy. That's a major award. That's why all of the Clarkston shit mentions the nomination that Joe lost to Kit. Kit has been the lead in an Emmy-winning show, an Oscar-nominated movie, and a Tony-nominated show in the last couple of years. Joe only has some irrelevant What's On Stage shit.

R281 I love how Ruaridh adores Joe already. Joe is loved so effortlessly by everyone he works with. It must be his emotional intelligence and strong sense of self. Kit can’t relate. Everyone that becomes close to Kit ends up getting tired of him like Tobie and that guy from his play.

R281 I always knew he would not be close with the curly hair guy after it ends. All of that was more to piss off the people who call him queerbaiter

Joe's stans are going to grind themselves to dust if they go after every co-star of Joe's that is hotter than him - basically all of them.

R284 He’s never going to have a boyfriend. I can tell you that. That’s why his loser fans come at Joe for being openly gay and proud to play gay characters.

R283 It makes me laugh when Joe stans are so impressed with Joe hugging a co-star in an attempt to sell tickets or promote a show. You're so easily impressed by anyone who can stomach touching that repulsive ogre that you act like it's some special thing unique to him. Anyway, Kit is on vacation with his friends/co-stars, months after their movie came out. Not for promo. He makes real friends at work. R285 Wait until the Clarkston reviews come out and Ruaridh ends up with the bulk of the praise. They're going to turn on him immediately. But it's going to be hilarious when Joe's overshadowed by a bisexual actor that is hotter than him for a second time in a row.

r283 i have a question for you. have you ever attempted to NOT sound like a dweeb who has never socialized in her life?

joe is so ugly that he can't sell out onstage tickets or even the first row of that shitty play he's in.

R286 There must be some truth to it. They also hated Bash. They hate that they can’t self insert because he’s only showing up with girls. Joe on the other side is private but not secret.

They refuse to self insert with woman because they fetishize gay relationships and are misogynistic ^^

[bold]Heartstopper's Joe Locke Says His Dream Role Is a ‘Really Macho Straight Man [/bold].....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Teen Vogue promotes the FemBoys and Trans so much I'm surprised they haven't changed their name to TransVogue.

R290 They invent stories about Kit being private but really Kit is a loser who has been single for years. He won’t have much success in the dating field because of how emotionally immature he is. It has hard to watch the interviews for season 3 because of his bullying nature. Only a guy with the brain of a child would act like that.

Joe is now surrounded by adults who aren’t afraid to show emotions and be kind to their coworkers. That’s why he was so comfortable with the Agatha crew. I can’t wait to see his interviews with this cast of the play.

[quote] Joe is now surrounded by adults..

You mean the transvestites? That's his future. Five years from now he will be talking about his "transformation" and pink dresses..

Nobody is going to buy THIS guy wanting to fuck Joe in this play. Unless he's blind. Then it might make sense. 😎😎

How many times is Joe going to be cast as someone who cute guys can't resist? No offence but Joe doesn't have the face to pull that off.

R295 I think I know that guy.

R289 Can you even make out faces without opera glasses?

R295 His exs have all been attractive men minus one. It’s very realistic. Joe is appealing to hot, intelligent men. Only losers and retards hate on him. Case in point.

R295 Maybe the character is rumored to suck dick like a champ.

Of course since I said that someone is sure to add a reply to keep this pic showing up. Granted it’s probably the least flattering one out there.

maia was the only good looking one

I wish Joe every success and happiness - I have nothing against him as a person. It isn't his fault that he's fugly, or that he has psychotic stans.

R293 No, Kit really is private. He's not a cum dump with the inability to keep anything private like Joe is. Remember when the guy on LPSG saw Joe having disgusting chemsex in a club in Paris a couple of months ago? R295 They don't end up fucking or together. It's a platonic relationship with a failure to launch. It's realistic. Any hot guy would run once they get a proper view of Joe. R298 All of Joe's exes are hideous and losers. Bash looks like an anorexic bird. Tal is fat and has a giant head. James looks like an albino rat.

r302 it's his fault when he doesn't get his ears pinned back, his missing tooth fixed, or his eyebrows groomed properly. i will admit that the bicycle-shaped head thing is out of his hands.

[QUOTE] I love how Ruaridh adores Joe already. Joe is loved so effortlessly by everyone he works with. It must be his emotional intelligence and strong sense of self

This kind of thing is beyond parasocial. So typical of a brainless fangirl. Fuck off back to Tumblr.

[QUOTE] joe is so ugly that he can't sell out onstage tickets or even the first row of that shitty play he's in.

Only TEN days until the opening night! Another flop for Joe.

Twink, twink, little star . . .

R303 He’s not private, he is single. He went on two holidays with his male friends. That’s how single and undesirable he is. Meanwhile, his friends have all had multiple partners throughout the years. He’s a weirdo.

Cunt face thread.

Ugly Dumbo.

This is him. No filters. This isn't a prize. His hair is barely hanging on. If there was enough he would have straightened it by now, or grown it out. But he's just yanking curls down to cover his receding hairline. If you want him, great. I'm not into sissy femmes. And I'm pretty sure that's a girls sweater he's wearing too. No thank you. I'm not desperate enough to find this gnome attractive.

R311 At least in those he isn't giving his usual sociopathic stare.

R311 Hot

R302 His fans are really psychotic. Joe’s fandom is very attached to heartstopper, whether he acknowledges it or not. He hasn’t done anything to gather a dedicated audience that will buy tickets to a play they have never heard of. He’s had some funny moments go viral but that’s not enough to sellout a theater. Rachel Zegler had her West End debut after making a name for herself for years. I think this was too early for Joe.

Joe doesn't help himself. Average-looking actors can have very long and fruitful careers in the industry, but at least they make some effort to look their best. Joe's overgrown eyebrows and unflattering haircut are killing him. He has no one in his life to tell him this? How are you looking to be in the public eye and not put a little effort with your appareance? If he wanted to be a writer or director, that would be fine, but an actor...?

Maybe his hair and eyebrows are an attempt to take attention away from those jug ears.

Ouch!!!

Forget about the haircut and eyebrow threading. Just start praying to Saint Jude already because that face is a hopeless cause.

R305 They're the only ones that are that parasocial. Kit has matching tattoos with the Warfare cast, he's going on vacation with them, they speak about him glowingly, and you don't see his fans doing that corny "OMG THAT'S FAMILY, EVERYBODY LOVES JOE" garbage that the Joe stans do. R314 Joe is a mediocre actor who people already don't flock to see. And they paired him with two other actors with no fan bases. He was set up to fail.

R319 Congrats on Kit for having a dumb tattoo to celebrate his war propaganda film. You’re just jealous that Joe has people that actually cares about him. Nobody cares about fatty Kit.

Real actors don’t have fanbases of ugly fraus. Joe will be fine. Good reviews will sell the remaining tickets.

The ONLY fans Joe has are ugly fat fraus. Just take a look at Twitter. Kit's fan base is much more diverse. He also manages to sell out shows and get glowing reviews. Not everybody has that.

Rachel was the one who sold out not fatty Kit.

Seriously, who did the casting? Joe as an American working in a Costco store? Nothing about his face says american.

R323 It was Kit, the show’s grosses didn’t go down at all for the times Rachel called out, so people weren’t bothering to get refunds when she was out.

R325 Because that was for one or two dates, retard. She was the face of the show. She went on the late night shows without Kit.

Joe working with the bisexuality spectrum two times. And both are on opposite sites of the spectrum. I’m sure it was easier this time around tho

R324 Plenty of fugly Americans working at Costco.

R326 It was more than 1 or 2 dates and the only appearance she did on her own was to sing a song, you absolute fucking retard. Kit is the one that did solo television interviews.

Speaking of media appearances, Joe has been on TV and radio and the show still isn't selling tickets. They should try pimping out Ruaridh, at least he's a little easier to look at.

R327 Bet it's been hard for both of them to work with that untalented ogre. They deserve medals for trying to sell it to the press.

R326 Again, you’re a fucking moron that’s factually wrong about everything.

r328 i get what they're saying. joe is distinctly fugly in a british inbreeding way. it's going to be even worse with his shitty american accent. r329 nobody gives a fuck about joe outside of heartstopper. the heartstopper video got more likes than everything else combined. all of the clarkston videos are flopping.

r327 has joe tried working with an acting coach instead?

Joe stans are often wrong about most things. They were swearing up and down that Elton invited Joe personally to that vacation. Raving about Joe being friends with Elton just for Elton to post a picture with only Kit.

Anyway, notice whose name is not there: Kit and his war propaganda tattoo.

The Human Rights Campaign turned OFF the comments on their own youtube Joe Locke video......So much for Free Speech. 😜😜😜

R333 He said he liked the size of my talent!

Joe is a terrible liar. In all his interviews, when they mention Heartstopper he changes his face and has a fake smile on his face. He will be the first one to shade that show once it is over.

Kit is in the likes of that Clarkston play instagram. still being desperate for Joe’s dick. I see why his dumb fans are mad at Joe.

I love that joe did not care about any of the warfare stuff. good guy

R338 He's a total bottom, and way too scared of my dick.

R334 I think Joe does support the Palestinian people (as does Kit), but this pledge is idiotic and most of the people that signed it already have contracts with companies that support Israel, like Disney.

R338 Retard, Joe is the one that gave a quote fawning to the New York Times about Kit, talking about how it's impossible not to fall in love with Kit, when Kit was doing Romeo & Juliet press. A single like on an Instagram post doesn't come close to that. R339 Joe was liking Warfare stuff until he became resentful about it. He made it a little too obvious when he started telling the press that he wants to play a soldier, work with Alex Garland, and shoot an indie movie just as Warfare came out.

[QUOTE] You’re just jealous that Joe has people that actually cares about him.

I'm definitely not jealous of your appalling grammar.

R343 Only losers would care this much about grammar. As expected

R342 He was just being nice or mocking the people who do think so. . And no he only liked the trailer and nothing else. He very obviously didn’t gaf. Your resentment against him doesn’t mean you need to make up shit

Joe admitting that Alex Garland is on his director bucket list after Kit worked with him.

Joe saying that he wants to play a soldier.

r345 cope harder, retard. joe is extremely jealous of kit and keeps trying to follow his footsteps. he hired a voice acting agent after kit did the wild robot, he's talked about wanting to work with alex garland, he's said he wants to play a soldier, he hired a personal trainer to try and bulk up to be more masculine.

r339 a good guy that signed a contract with marvel (who take money from the department of defense directly to produce propaganda) and who was a cum dump for an afghanistan war vet that killed brown people indiscriminately. kit acting in an anti-war movie makes him look like a saint in comparison.

Kit is a drinker, drug addict, alcoholic and abusive. I think you need to sit this one out.

R350 Pretty impressive that Kit has the career that he has with all of that. Good for him.

“Drinker… Alcoholic… Abusive” Did you learn english yesterday?

R349 Yeah, the Joe stan is an idiot for continuing to try to act like Warfare was this terrible thing (her media illiteracy aside) given what has gone on in Joe’s personal life.

trying to argue that kit is an alcoholic when joe is the one who has talked about getting drunk at professional events is certainly a joice.

seriously, he loves to talk about getting drunk.

and here's joe's bestie tobie, who joe takes to every event, with residue from a line of coke on his top. look at how manic joe looks next to him. both cokeheads.

Hoe Locke is the party animal who's out every night, not Kit. He looks like a scrawny, strung out methhead because that's what he is.

R350 And he looks violent too. Joe said that he doesn’t want to tear Kit’s good image for a reason. He has weirdo energy.

you do know that it was promo for r&j he’s not gonna say anything negative

So your argument is that Joe is a spineless man who says all this sweet stuff about Kit, but deep down he despises him?

[QUOTE] And he looks violent too

Yeah, he does. His next role should be a psycho twink who goes round poisoning men at chemsex parties.

R359 You do know he wasn't in Romeo & Juliet and could've chosen to not say anything at all, but instead gushed over him?

Thirty plus hours. Still no arrest. uh-oh.....MAGA gonna lose their shit on social media. Just a matter of time until they accuse Hillary of being behind this plot. 🤣🤣🤣😛😛

R363 I'd rather we turn this into another Charlie Kirk thread than keep hearing from the Joe frau.

R360 He was asked to give a quote specifically related to him being suited for Romeo. He’s not gonna say well you know the reality is ✨he’s nothing like romeo✨