new twink on the rise in Hollywood part 8

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safe space for Joe fans

Go away you tragic lunatic.

Get help

Fuck off. The Jobless Joe thread isn't finished.

Still rather fugly.

He looks like a muppet that was put away wet.

Still hilarious to me those people who don't seem to get that he was cast SPECIFICALLY to be the ugly duckling who gets the hot guy because writing.

"Jug ears will never stop me from being a heartthrob," young actor vows.

R8 And is the hot guy in the room with us ?

Whose cousin, brother, son is this? No one asked for it.

Oh wow. Is that an actor in OP's link? I thought it was someone wearing a fright mask.

Just some ugly goblin/gargoyle hybrid.

Looking at OP's picture I can just imagine a drunk Judy Garland on Jack Parr discussing that Unibrow...

R10 His fans want to talk when the other lead is a porky, pasty, ugly man. At least Joe has interesting features.

What's with his left eyebrow?

He's weird looking

While you losers shit on him, he’s making his West End debut next month with hot twink Ruaridh. They’re both insanely gorgeous and hot.

With those ears, he looks like a taxi with both back doors open.

Kit Connor might not be everybody's type, but trying to act like he's anywhere near as ugly as that gargoyle is delusional. He's the better actor, too.

r15 "interesting features" is up there with "unconventionally attractive" in the lexicon used to try and convince people that someone who is hideous isn't hideous.

r8 one of joe locke's ex boyfriends went on a podcast and said that it was unrealistic that someone as ugly as the charlie character would land someone like the nick character.

Nobody cares. Charlie wouldn’t even pay attention to nick irl. Nick is the most boring and without depth character written. He would be bitchless

One good gust of wind and he’s airborne with those ears.

R9 - I would love to have seen that casting call in Backstage. Wanted: one fugly twink for obscure TV show no one will watch.

Christ he is fucking ugly. Really hard to look at. He looks like a cartoon version of the village idiot.

How is this person a star?

R10 Hopefully he's in the gym with a trainer.

R20 Show an unedited picture

R23 Kit has the same personality as Nick. That’s why he’s bitchless.

These threads almost crack me up. The delusional Joe fan, and those who are having fun giving him shit. It's like watching a teenaged girl and her older brothers.

I will say, however, ANYTHING is better than more Trump threads.

R30 I like Joe, but his stan makes it so embarrassing for him on here. Completely disconnected from reality.

r26 He's not much of a star. His West End play has a 9 week run in a tiny theatre and is selling like shit. Comparatively, when his Heartstopper co-star debuted on Broadway the show sold out the entire run and got an extension, 20 weeks total.

The Joe frau is making a huge fool of herself by using slang like 'bitchless' but using it wrongly. She's definitely some ugly teenage virgin who hyperfixates on gay men. Probably a Larry Stylinson shipper too.

WTF. Part 8 of this drivel. Go away OP.

And I haven't even shown my big cock yet!

R32 If he’s not much of a star, why are Kit stans so obsessed with him? We don’t spend our time thinking about Kit. You guys are obsessed with Joe.

R35 According to rumors, he has a micro.

A Joe stan is the only person bringing Kit up in this thread. You’re the obsessed one.

He's got a Ferengi twink look

R4 R15 R18 R28 R29 R36 R37 are all the same Joe frau having a meltdown.

R40 maybe don't block so many people little snowflake

This person looks like a muppet. Like Bert’s brother.

R40 How many threads have you made about Joe versus Kit? You have nothing to talk about with Kit so you berate Joe. Hating Joe is more entertaining than stanning Kit. Losers.

R41 No, I just checked, they’re right and it’s all one poster.

R43 0, moron. You idiotic Joe stans are the ones that keep making all of these threads.

Perfect visual representation of resting bitch face.

He looks like a Troll Doll.

[QUOTE] You idiotic Joe stans are the ones who keep making these threads

This! There was already a long running thread about the gargoyle called The Trials of Jobless Joe but the dumb frau decided to make this thread and post a dozen times on the old thread to direct people here. She was expecting Joe to receive lots of love but everyone on Datalounge thinks he's repulsive.

Kit fans are hating on Joe and forget that he’s the reason he isn’t getting death threats. If Joe wouldn’t appear to be friendly to him, these rumours would get a lot worse for him. People would immediately know what’s up. He’s saving your potato looking fav from hanging himself

r49 OMG I'M TELLING MOM!!

Kit is probably hoping to lose the hysterical Heartstopper fans as his career progresses. .

[QUOTE] He’s saving your potato looking fav from hanging himself

As if Kit cares about demented femcels like you sending him death threats!

R52 As if that’s not his own/heartstopper fans and that popstar fans doing that. Joe fans never cared about him. None of the groups i was in did they ever talk about him besides his annoying fans being weirdos

It’s his own fans. Those fans will still follow him after Heartstopper and you can see that they are braindead when you see a TikTok of a grown ass woman saying they won’t believe those rumors because ”my nick would never“ that’s how you know what type of fans his fans are. Fetishizers and Charlie is their insert

Not attractive at all.

R37 I got a glimpse of it and that's why my ears look like this! I don't know how he even gets his pants on!

R49 You need psychological help.

This guy looks slightly inbred and probably is. His features are "off". Isn't he from a tiny island off the UK? Pass.

R49 R54 My favourite thing about you gremlin stans is how you cannot hide the resentment you guys have towards the other one from the show to the extent that it's addled your brain.

r49 nurse!

r54 "None of the groups i was in"

go back to those groups and stop posting about joe the ugly troll on here then.

If all else fails, Joe can get a job guarding a cathedral.

R56 That's always the way - they come for the muscles, then they see the cock and run away!

R44 You didn’t check correctly because I never made one of those threads and I support Joe. He’s the only one with real talent and personality. Kit is just a fatty with muscles.

R53 Joe will be good after heartstopper because his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person. Kit’s fans won’t let him date anyone and will ruin all his future relationships. He has the worst fans in the world.

This thread is bizarre. I have no clue who these children are or why people are arguing about this homely child.

r65 "his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person"

is that why the gargoyle can't even halfway sell out one of the smallest theaters in london?

R64 Your posting history doesn’t lie. And they’re replies, not threads. Are you stupid?

R68 If they are replies and not threads then that means I didn’t make this thread and all the other ones about him. Are YOU stupid? It’s not a hard thing to understand.

The person at R49 is also not me so there are more than one Joe stan in this thread. I know Kit stans are retarded but it’s not that hard to count.

r70 yes, there are two of you. we see your idiotic replies as well.

r69 i don't know why you're still lying about something anybody can check. i clicked ignore and r40 is right. r4 r15 r18 r28 r29 r36 r37 r43 r64 r65 R69 r70 are all one poster: you. the crazy joe frau.

another joe frau losing her mind over kit is posting at r10, r23, r49, r53, r 54. you two retards are the only ones bringing up kit in a Joe thread to have meltdowns.

R66 Homely child is one of two actors that starred in Heartstopper. His fans are fat fraus that like to play the victim on his behalf because his co-star on that show is hotter and more talented. They'll bring him up whenever they can to make up lies about him. Nobody outside of his cat lady obese fans cares about him.

finally a male lead costar he looks comfortable with is talented and unproblematic

they actually look good. better than JoeBash even

R72 You need help and a job application

Yeesh, what a butterface.

R74 Translated from frau speak, Joe stans are thrilled that his co-star is finally someone as ugly and as much of a nobody as he is so that he's finally not overshadowed.

r76 go on, show me on the doll where kit hurt you that you've been angrily posting about him going back years. all of this for a hideous, talentless ogre.

[QUOTE] Joe will be good after heartstopper because his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person

Yes, that will be why his West End play is completely sold out! Oh wait.

[QUOTE] The person at [R49] is also not me so there are more than one Joe stan in this thread. I know Kit stans are retarded but it’s not that hard to count.

But it IS hard for you to write, isn't it? 'There are more than one Joe stan in this thread'??? And you're calling other posters 'retarded'? You're an illiterate imbecile.

R78 Your fav is problematic. There will be more coming out about him. Hope this helps

Joe stans can't talk about other people being problematic. Your favorite is a self-loathing cum dump for old conservative men. Hope this helps.

R80 He's not selling out the cheap £25 tickets. A colossal bomb.

R64 Kit is far more attractive that fugly Joe, but I agree that he looks like a guy who one summer without a trainer and some cheeseburgers would just wreck him.

I wish my cock were smaller - there, I said it!

R79 When did Joe hurt you? You’re doing the same, retarded freak. Get help.

R78 Only ugly hippos hate on Joe. You must be one too.

R85 He stopped going to the gym as much for a new movie and he's slimmer right now, not bigger.

R89 I'd guess he's still following an exercise and diet regime.

R83 ABUSIVE, DRUG ADDICT, ALCOHOLIC, INTERNALISED HOMOPHOBIA, CHEATER, CIGARETTE BREATH, DOESN‘T WASH HIS SHEETS

R91 Caps is on and brain is off.

R91 is melting down because of all the Joe hate on the thread. Comedy gold.

Hey, I'd do him, but I don't think he wants me anymore - after the "towel dropping" incident.

R93 And it's not limited to this thread.

That’s ugly.

Is he the Jonas Brothers’ brother that was hit with the ugly stick?

MEET RUEL.

Joe Locke wears dresses. No thank you...

Ruel has all his teeth. Unlike Joe Locke.

Ruel is a bit basic, but that beats fugly!joe.

No, just no

That's one guy I wouldn't let KISS MY GRITS!

The Five Alarm Frau prolonging this series of threads is giving major “fat woman from Baby Reindeer” vibes.

If you’d invest an iota of the attention you’re giving this Manx gremlin to your hygiene, you’d have a much more fulfilling life. So would those poor souls downwind of you.

He has "star qualities"

The ears borrowed from Clark Gable don't work here.

The eyebrows borrowed from La Crawford don't work here.

Joe Locke has no sexual appeal at all. Zilch. He does interviews at an angle to hide his mutant dumbo ears. He's the SissyFem who might not be wearing a dress when you see him---but you know he wishes he were.

Ironically, Joe's support comes from his looks as much as Kit's does - not because people are attracted to him or want to be him, but that they identify with him because they themselves aren't attractive. The want/need to see him succeed as a proxy for themselves.

R106 They should've picked an ugly guy who can actually act. Many character actors would've been better to project on to.

Every time I see this guy

I’m sorry but he looks like the “monster” date meeting the family on the very first Fridays TV episode 40 fucking years ago.

He reminds me of Mr Preston Bougainvillea

Must be nepo.

I prefer HOT masculine men. Joe Locke is a sissy femboy. Probably going to transition after the Heartstopper finale airs in Feb. Wait and see.

FYI the tattoo in the photo is fake for the movie role. You're welcome.

He's my best friend!

This is getting close to unibrow.

. . . and hit every branch on the way down.

He's repulsive.

All of the shrill crying and screaming over Conan writing the album about his time dating Kit is hysterical. Conan may not have said outright it was him but he has never said it wasn't. And the music, lyrics, and music videos he has posted since last year all implicate Kit

But the shear horror, the absolute paranoia from his female stans over the lyrics indicating he is not the perfect boyfriend they all have fantasized about has been unhinged.

"He would never date Conan, Conan isn't cute enough"

'That is isn't him, Kit never dated that guy. We know because we have access to every second of his life when he is not in public."

"It has to be someone else because Kit could never behave that way. He is so good and pure of heart"

Crazy women/girls who insist Kit CANNOT be the one because they all have intimate knowledge of Kit's romantic life. They are all sleeping with him themselves! No wait, they are his personal friends and he has confided in them!

Even when Kit was caught on film on video HOLDING Maia's hand in public, they still screamed "not my Kit!" (well that, and his PR team trying to change the narrative). Insane.

He will never be allowed to date unless his obsessed, and frankly cruel female fanbase approves. He will never be seen as anything but perfect. And every one he has dated over the past few years is considered a groomer. What are they going to say when he starts dating 18 year olds?

All the same dreamy-eyed, sweet fan girl babble that has been spouted about Kit for the past 3 years. The fact is they had the means and opportunity to date. The fact is that Kit is Bisexual so he would date a guy. The fact that Kit has displayed a clear preference of his type, which Conan fits. And the fact that Kit was legally an adult in the eyes of British law, so dating someone in their 20's at the age of 18 would be no different than dating a senior as a freshman in college.

He has absolutely crazy fans.

If Condi Rice were a white boy in his early 20s, that's what she would look like.

[quote]his obsessed, and frankly cruel female fanbase

I'm assuming this thread is entirely populated by Heartstopper-shipping females; otherwise the pot just met the kettle and blew it.

He could actually take my cock - how could I resist?

R121 These losers all need help

Was he ever in talks to do a live action Topo Gigio movie?

R119 tl;dr Joe is an untalented gargoyle and you're Kathy Bates in Misery-levels obsessed with Kit.

a joe thread and you've ranted for 3 comments in a row about kit r117 r118 r119. anyway, nobody gives a fuck. the only people that think the album is about kit are retarded latin americans fans that don't speak english. even conan's fans say it's not kit.

JOE LOCKE IS HOT! CRY

R127 = You don't know what filers are? How sad...

Is he George W Bush and Condi Rice’s love child?

Gross R127. What a dick wilter.

Joe is so fucking ugly. He'll never be cast as a romantic lead opposite a woman like Kit was.

Roles Joe Locke will never be considered for:

Romantic lead

Action hero

Adult male over 25

Roles Kit Connor will never be considered for:

Gay twink

R131 that’s only because he looks straight. he looks constipated in all of his crying scenes on broadway

R133, yes thankfully Kit does look straight, but you're so clueless that you don't understand what an enormous advantage that gives him when auditioning for roles.

The actor is very ugly in OP's picture. Does he specialize in playing ugly characters?

Is he a real person? He's so unattractive, I thought he may have been created by AI.

R133 Got rave reviews and won awards for that role. You tried.

R133 He looks like the fat ginger kid from Harry Potter.

R136 It's the new one, FugGPT.

Not for me, but go off, OP.

[QUOTE] The actor is very ugly in OP's picture. Does he specialize in playing ugly characters?

Yep, fugly anorexic teenagers. He's yet to be cast in an adult role.

This is the OP's idea of 'fat'. She's clearly some spazzy little girl with a severe eating disorder.

R142 Thumb face

R142 Rather touched-up. Then again, no amount of retouching could fix Fugly!Joe.

R142 He has the most basic face I have ever seen. He must have a million guys that look like him.

The casting directors have quite the selection - I've got a few friends who get me a copy!

So many pretty boys - so much desperation!

always funny how the old frau obsessed with joe has to try and distract with kit when that gargoyle is being dragged. joe is still hideous and talentless. kit is still hot and talented. worry about the fact that that goblin can't sell tickets.

Fuck off

Hi Joe!

R147 And you’re still a retard

Something no one will ever say about fatty Kit. He has the emotional intelligence of a plastic bottle.

I hope those of you fighting in this thread eventually settle your differences over a cup of arsenic.

R151 Something else that is said about Joe and not Kit: "He is fugly."

R151

r151 the only thing worse than one fuggo? two fuggos. jesus, that writer is ugly as fuck. i'm glad he was able to manage one sentence of dubious enthusiasm for joe. too bad no one is buying tickets.

R158 No one cares. You’re a homophobic prick. Fuck off.

R158 Tickets are almost sold out for opening night. Nice try.

It says a lot that Kit and Joe both went to auditions as child actors, but only Kit was cast in anything, notably as the young Elton John in Rocketman. This is yet more proof that Joe is not a talented or versatile actor. He can only play himself (fucked up ugly gay teen) so he had to wait until that specific role came up, which it did with Heartflopper's Charlie. Since then he's been cast as Witch Charlie in Agatha, Supermarket Charlie in Clarkston, and Drowned Charlie in Black Church Bay.

The logic deployed by the (fat) participants in this alleged debate is flawless.

R161 Kit auditioned for the role of Charlie and lost it to Joe. It says a lot that Joe got the lead role of heartstopper without Kit’s nepotism. Real talent speaks volumes.

R163 Kit just wasn't believable as the fugly kid - go figure.

R154 Also, his cock was SO big. He offered to let me touch it, but I was afraid!

R154 He’s not the perfect nick because he himself knows he is Ben

R163 He read the Charlie sides because that’s what was provided in the first round. He was the first one cast and everyone else, most notably the characters of Charlie and Tara, were cast based on chemistry tests they had with Kit. There’s a reason why he got Olivia Colman as his mom and Joe got lesser known actors. The show was built around Kit after he was cast.

the gargoyle and porky together again. the only friends they have are each other and their coworkers from their first job. losers.

r160 opening night tickets aren't sold, it's an invite only performance. are you talking about the first preview, retard? anyways, that trash isn't even halfway sold out. not a single show is halfway sold out, let alone almost sold out.

R167 The show got Olivia because she was friends with the director. She wasn’t in season 3 when the director left the show, retard. Always embarrassing yourself with made up facts.

R168 No surprise, Kit isn’t there. No one wants fatty at their birthday party.

R171 Sure, Jan

Everyone on the cast always liked Joe more

Kit's not there because Kit's on vacation with his friends who have talent and actual careers. He has more than one group of friends to split his time between, unlike Joe and Tobie.

R170 Olivia had a scheduling conflict, moron.

R174 Doesn’t change the fact that they all like Joe more, with or without him being there. None of the girls were ever close to him

R176 Careful. They’ll say everyone in that cast is a loser anyway and they’re all “nobodies”. Their only argument.

R176 It's true! They only like me for my looks and my cock!

R176 The majority of the people on this planet like Kit more. Nobody cares if Joe is stunted and his only friends are the losers he met when he was a teenager.

r177 because they are. what are any of the others doing with their careers? the one doing the best is cori and her most recent job is a 3-episode guest appearance in hetslop.

R180 Like clockwork.

R179 That’s the way you make longtime friends in the industry, the older they get the less friends you make. Kit will be friendless in 10 years

R182 In a year or two, his looks will have faded and fans will move on to the next fresh guy.

Kit is very close with the Warfare cast. Will, Kit, and Joe travelled together to Italy and met up with Charles. Think that is where Rapture is filming? Or maybe just a vacay together.

[QUOTE] not a single show is halfway sold out, let alone almost sold out.

Despite the fact that there are desperate ads all over Instagram offering "£25 tickets".

Rapture is filming in Hungary.

Kit is way too handsome and healthy looking to play an anorexic mess like Charlie. He would have been completely miscast.

R185 So obsessed with Joe, you’re getting ads about his play. Hilarious.

Nobody is going to employ that land whale Tobie except in a comedy role. He needs a gastric band and an Ozempic prescription.

Hating on everyone won’t make Kit less fat or more popular.

R189 Tobie is a fat dude and it’s probably his genes but Kit without gym and diet would literally be his twin

R189 Not even in a comedy. The problem isn’t what he looks like, it’s that he can’t act. All of the Isaac stuff was terrible.

r190 kit isn't fat and he's more popular than the entire cast combined. he is also able to make friends outside of his workplace, unlike the gargoyle.

r185 and the £25 tickets aren't selling. they can't give those tickets away.

R182 You went from claiming that Kit's friendless to now claiming that he's going to be friendless in a decade. Keep moving those goalposts, retard. Kit isn't the one that struggles to make new friends or book a job that isn't playing a depressed gay teenager.

R184 It’s a vacation. Rapture is filming in Hungary and Manu is in Paris right now.

R195 You keep embarrassing yourself. None of these people are his close friends. They only have time for him once a year and all of them are also problematic.

R193 Joe has more friends outside of the industry than Kit. Kit only has industry people that he barely sees. The fact that you call Corey his friend is sad. You must be like Kit with a bunch of acquaintances and no real friends.

[QUOTE] Kit only has industry people that he barely sees.

Why are you always making shit up, frau? This isn't Wattpad where you go to read explicit Joe X Tobie fics. Unlike fame whore Joe, Kit doesn't post on Instagram every time he meets up with friends and family.

R297 All his friends are weirdos like Will Poulter.

R197 The people he has matching tattoos with and he goes on vacation with aren't his friends? How retarded are you? R198 Yes, Corey is his friend. He saw Corey's West End debut and Corey saw Kit in R + J. They always talk about each other in glowing terms. Cry more. R199 Moving the goalposts again, moron. You with your Kit obsession especially know about his non-famous friends.

At the end of the day, Joe is the one always pictured with the same parasites. If he had more friends, maybe he'd sell a couple of more tickets for his bomb of a play.

joe finally booked a job (a shitty one, but a job nonetheless) and his demented frau stan still can't keep kit's dick out of her mouth. hilarious.

Next interview they should do an IQ test, so we can also laugh about how dumb he is compared to smart brain joe.

Joe isn't smart. He doesn't have the memory power to memorise long scripts so he'll never be cast in a Shakespeare play like Kit was. He's also not smart enough to play a character different from himself. Charlie is all he knows.

R204 Joe is smarter than Kit. He got better grades than Kit in school. Kit calls him the smartest guy he knows. Quit embarrassing yourself with your made up, loser fantasy about Joe. Joe’s career is expanding and he is thriving. Give it up, retard.

R205 I was just trying to be nice - leave it be.

Joe is just the better guy in general. I don’t think we would ever hear about him hurting people to the point where they make a whole album of it. Kit reminds me of a person you saw in highschool who bullied all the twinks and was deeply insecure in himself

Kit is not Conan’s ex. He doesn’t have that type of power.

back on topic. gargoyle out on the town again with porky, his only friend.

R209 We can tell it upsets you that Tobie replaced Kit with Joe. Why are you this obsessed with their friendship? It’s pathetic. Get over it, retard.

He didn’t replace anyone. Joe and Tobie were always close. Kit wasn’t even close to him at the start

tobie gets fatter and uglier the longer he's around the gargoyle. two ugly bitches telling each other exactly.

R210 Kit is on vacation with hot, employed men like Charles Melton as we speak. He's obviously still friends with Tobie, but who the fuck would care if he is or isn't? Tobie's an untalented lard ass.

Always insulting everyone but Will gao also distanced himself from Kit. And Joe only hangs out with him because of Tobie being there. Maybe he could try befriending Bash again

You’re on DL, not in a prekindergarten classroom.

R214 Kit dropped Bash for Joe when Bash was the only one who cared about him. He’s desperate for Joe’s cock. Poor guy.

R207 I was the one bullied all the time - being popped in the dick with a towel hurts like hell. Funny how dick-focused (allegedly) straight jocks can be.

R216 There is not a single person on this planet who is desperate for that troll's tiny cock.

R214 Frau, do you not realize how retarded you sound? Kit is above that entire cast and has friends outside of it. Because that's all Joe has, you're forced to go, "Well, what about Tobie? What about Will? What about Bash" Nobody cares about those people.

R218 Funny. Joe has more success than Kit with dating. Poor Kit.

R220 Joe would seem more attainable, I think.

R219 What will be the argument when the Warfare cast dumps him too? I bet you will call them nobodies and “fat lard” too. There is no winning with Kit because he is the problem.

He is the problem. I would not want to be his friend. His gaslighting and narcissistic nature is not for the weak. I imagine it’s even worse while working. Joe is strong for making it out alive without burn out

I don't know why people hate on me. I'm just a great-looking guy with a big cock trying to earn a living (generally) with my pants on.

Maybe if I work harder at the gym, people will like me.

What is the argument of Joe stans? You guys are wasting your time on a dumb thread instead of buying Joe’s tickets for his play. You guys must really hate him. Joe has videos where he yells at Bash and tells him to shut up. He says in interviews all of the time that he is not as nice in person. This debate is useless.

[QUOTE] back on topic. gargoyle out on the town again with porky, his only friend

Couple of ugly freaks. Joe's eyebrows look like they've been drawn on in magic marker by a drunk.

Joe's whole demeanour screams bitchy little queen.

Patti LuPone said that Joe didn’t need diva lessons from her. He’s probably a bit of a cunt.

R214 It’s not insulting when it’s the truth. Tobie looked better and frankly seemed happy when he was hanging out with Kit. Oh well.

R228 Nice try. Everyone loves Joe.

R214 You are putting Joe and Tobie against each other is so embarrassing. You can searcht through the internet and you will see that they were always close since the start. Kit wasn’t close to Tobie and they never hung out. He only had two friends ( bash and will ) and isn’t close to either of them anymore. He is the problem

R231 I wish you guys would actually have smart arguments for once because this is boring.

They never hung out? In what world? Tobie used to go everywhere with Kit. Did you get amnesia and forgot about that?

They never hung out till after season 2. Not made up it’s the truth.

Joe was close with Tobie since season 1 filming and hung out with him. Learn to read

R233 And Joe was always with Bash and now he’s not so what is your point? Quick, because you’re wasting everyone’s time.

You are pitting two people against each other and talk about “stealing” but there’s nothing to steal since Joe and Tobie were first and longer close. You could only say Kit stole him from Joe when he was working 6 months away on another continent. But that’s just as dumb. Joe fans don’t talk that cause we aren’t retarted.

R236 Okay so you don’t actually have an argument. Great, how about encouraging Joe stans to buy tickets for Joe? You know his play is flopping, right? Don’t talk about who’s retarded please. You guys desperately need english lessons.

Only TWO weeks now until Clarkston's opening night and it still isn't sold out! The Trafalgar Theatre only seats 630 but there simply aren't that many Joe Locke stans in London, a city of nine million people.

Where’s the poster that calls everyone a retard? Kit took Joe and Tobie on vacation with him a couple of weeks ago. They’re still friends. Kit is on vacation with a group of his other friends now. He has friends outside of Joe and Tobie.

R238 Joe simply isn't a draw. The show is going to depend on critics and that won't go well. Joe having to do an American accent without the help of multiple takes and ADR? Joe having to act without the crutch of better actors carrying him? A bomb is incoming.

Creepy Joe is lusting after Jack Wolfe.

No one will ever make me believe that Joe genuinely cares for him outside of just having respect and not wanting to destroy a friendgroup you made early in your career . And that’s why i will never force myself to like this pasty dude.

R242 Then that means you think Joe’s a disingenuous person and a fake. Can’t have it both ways.

R242 I’m sure they’re both in tears about this.

r241 joe is always desperately commenting on jack's posts and jack-related posts as well as posting about him when jack barely gives joe the time of day. maybe jack will feel bad and post about clarkston.

Joe doesn’t care about fatty Kit. He will not be seen with him after this show is over.

R240 Ruaridh is a better actor than constipated face Kit. He has more range and they already have better chemistry.

r246 ruaridh was bland in sebastian and that's why the only recognition he got for it was some shitty bifa nomination. that being said, he will absolutely outact joe. that's a low bar.

i see the joe stans are doing the usual song and dance of trying to act like he has chemistry with everybody, but we already saw that isn't true in agatha. and that supposed joe and ruaridh chemistry sure isn't selling tickets.

R246 Joe is snotty enough to think he's better than people who are kilometers above him, I believe that. But Kit has already expanded his circle and made industry friends with people with actual talent, range, and drive. He wouldn't even notice that Joe is gone. No worries, Joe will always have his one friend, Tubby Tobie.

R247 Sebastian is critically acclaimed. Your delusional hatred for Joe makes you incapable of seeing the facts. He is a better actor than Kit.

R247 Oh, retard. I can’t wait to post all the acclaimed reviews from Joe in two weeks. Joe has always had fantastic reviews from official reviewers. Another reason why they were campaigning him for an Emmy by the big companies like Disney+ and Marvel. Kit is the only one with negative reviews of his acting.

R246 He always showed him respect like a person would do if you went through a crazy experience together. The rest is just projecting. He never claimed Kit as best friend because he never thought of him as that. Joe is a very real person like everyone who meets him always says. It’s sad that Kit fans are so obsessed with Joe when he’s not the one from the cast who actually cares about him

I would love to stop seeing OP pic every time I scroll. It’s frightening.

R241 Goatboy likes Ratboy?

If Joe were the best actor in the world (ain't), he would still be fugly.

R254 I’m sure he cares what a basement dweller thinks

R255 It's not about his opinion or hurting him - it's an objective truth.

Joe is a skeleton in an industry full of ripped actors. He should hire a trainer, start lifting weights and incorporate high calorie protein shakes into his diet. No more chemsex parties which get his metabolism raging. Eight hours sleep a night, 4000 calories a day, two hours in the gym per day

We all know who’s the one who takes drugs don’t we

R252 Yes, Kit fans are so obsessed with Joe. Which is why the Joe fans in this thread, a Joe thread, can’t stop talking about Kit.

R250 My favorite thing about you is that you never know what you're talking about, especially when it comes to the industry. Disney didn't seriously campaign Joe. They didn't sink any money into him once he missed the Golden Globes in a weak year. He was part of a group FYC event that was meant to highlight Kathryn (which is why he was only asked a single question in the span of an hour) and then they had him sit on Zoom to talk to people. That's not what a real campaign looks like. And you keep going on about Kit having negative reviews when Joe is the one that got torn up for his accent in the single project he did after Heartstopper. The reviews were apathetic at best. Kit's been acclaimed for everything he's done since and Kit is the one between the two with real awards for his work.

R259 Hey, it's not about me!

R257 He already hired a trainer as part of his attempt to be cast as something other than a twinky teenager. That obviously did not work.

R260 Having to link a rando on twitter with 2 likes as your “negative reviews” is hilarious. Even when you try, you can’t find anything bad about Joe.

[QUOTE] We all know who’s the one who takes drugs don’t we

Yep, the one who weighs 110lbs and looks like a strung out meth addict.

R262 - he should try harder. Ask Tom Holland how he did it and hire the same trainer.

Even Dylan Mulvaney is trying to promote Clarkston on her instagram. Joe is getting desperate now.

Even his friends don’t want to be next to him.

Joe is weird for deleting all the posts about the one project that made his career. Joe stans were convinced that Kit was the one who hated that show.

Joe is very keen to shake off Charlie but he's having no luck because casting directors only want him for Young, Gay & Tormented type roles.

Is Joe going to be in Avengers Doomsday? Everyone else seems to be.

Kit will be the Tom Felton of Heartstopper. Joe is on to better things.

R271 More like Tom & Joe should bond over being fugly but still having a stan following.

R267 Are you an idiot or do you really not realize that they apart to let the older couple pass by together?

R263 That's not a review, retard. That's the average opinion people have of Joe outside of his stans. R270 Nobody knows or cares. I'm not exaggerating, none of the scoopers give a fuck about him so no one has bothered to find out or ask. R271 What exactly is Joe on to? A nobody's play that isn't selling and an indie so irrelevant that none of the trades have covered it at all and his stans are the only people that know that it exists. The only one between the two of them that's moved on to better things is Kit. Kit led a Tony-nominated revival of a Shakespeare play, was one of the leads of a 3x Oscar-nominated movie, was one of the leads of an A24 Alex Garland film that is critically acclaimed, is going to be on of the leads of a 2AM movie that sold at Cannes, and is going to be the lead in A24's Elden Ring.

Joe won't be able to find starring roles after this last Heartstoppers. He is competing against cute buffed guys who don't look like mutants. Wait for it. He is going to be on DWTS by next fall.

I wandered in here last night and couldn't believe what I was reading? Are you all for real? Holy cow, you've made me feel so much better about my life.

R274 No one cares about Kit’s war propaganda films and his shitty horror films. His previous one never sold because of his shitty acting. His dumb hallmark romance with Maia has been on the back burner for years when Netflix pumps out these films with no issue. Maia is on to her millionth movie deal with Netflix so she’s definitely not the problem: Kit is.

His star meter is going down and he’s losing followers every day. His last relevance will die with that flopstopper movie.

I don’t know why a Joe stan would bring up the Star Meter when Kit is always ahead of Joe and does not fall out of the top 5,000 the way Joe does. Joe isn’t even in the top 5,000 right now, right before his play is opening and right after he filmed a movie, while Kit is and he’s on vacation.

R277 What R278 said. Plus, Joe had his big Marvel debut and didn't gain any fans or followers. Kit is still 2 million followers ahead of Joe on Instagram. More followers, more acclaim, more jobs, higher quality jobs. Sorry that Joe is such a loser that you're stuck trying to get people to give a fuck about a movie Maia is the lead on from years ago. We'll see if Black Shit Bay sells, but it's not a great sign that it's such an irrelevant project that the trades don't care enough to cover it or even announce casting. Rapture sold, so that's not a problem for Kit in 2025. Congratulations to Joe for having the career that Kit had in 2022 and has moved up from.

R278 Why would Joe be high when he’s doing a play? Are you stupid?

R279 No one cares about Kit outside his crew of obese fraus. You cling on to those 2M followers because that’s the only thing you have. You need to put down Joe because Kit cannot compare with the other actor in his league. His career is going nowhere.

Hasn’t been nominated for a major award and he’s soon to be 22. You cling on to a shitty Kid’s emmy and an Oscar nominated film that didn’t win anything. Joe isn’t losing as many followers as Kit and it’s because his fans care about his life. No one cares about fatty Kit. He’s never trending anymore and his career is falling off.

This is the shoebox that Joe can't sell out? Awful.

R280

[quote]You cling on to those 2M followers because that’s the only thing you have.

Retard, you're the only person in this thread bringing up followers and numbers in the first place. Because you're insecure and you know Joe's career is garbage. Same reason you're bringing up Kit "not trending" now when Kit was trending on Twitter 2 days ago. Let us know whenever Joe manages to land a job where he's not playing gay or a movie that plays in theaters. An irrelevant gargoyle with no range.

Kit won an Emmy. That's a major award. That's why all of the Clarkston shit mentions the nomination that Joe lost to Kit. Kit has been the lead in an Emmy-winning show, an Oscar-nominated movie, and a Tony-nominated show in the last couple of years. Joe only has some irrelevant What's On Stage shit.

R281 I love how Ruaridh adores Joe already. Joe is loved so effortlessly by everyone he works with. It must be his emotional intelligence and strong sense of self. Kit can’t relate. Everyone that becomes close to Kit ends up getting tired of him like Tobie and that guy from his play.

R281 I always knew he would not be close with the curly hair guy after it ends. All of that was more to piss off the people who call him queerbaiter

Joe's stans are going to grind themselves to dust if they go after every co-star of Joe's that is hotter than him - basically all of them.

R284 He’s never going to have a boyfriend. I can tell you that. That’s why his loser fans come at Joe for being openly gay and proud to play gay characters.

R283 It makes me laugh when Joe stans are so impressed with Joe hugging a co-star in an attempt to sell tickets or promote a show. You're so easily impressed by anyone who can stomach touching that repulsive ogre that you act like it's some special thing unique to him. Anyway, Kit is on vacation with his friends/co-stars, months after their movie came out. Not for promo. He makes real friends at work. R285 Wait until the Clarkston reviews come out and Ruaridh ends up with the bulk of the praise. They're going to turn on him immediately. But it's going to be hilarious when Joe's overshadowed by a bisexual actor that is hotter than him for a second time in a row.

r283 i have a question for you. have you ever attempted to NOT sound like a dweeb who has never socialized in her life?

joe is so ugly that he can't sell out onstage tickets or even the first row of that shitty play he's in.

R286 There must be some truth to it. They also hated Bash. They hate that they can’t self insert because he’s only showing up with girls. Joe on the other side is private but not secret.

They refuse to self insert with woman because they fetishize gay relationships and are misogynistic ^^

[bold]Heartstopper's Joe Locke Says His Dream Role Is a ‘Really Macho Straight Man [/bold].....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Teen Vogue promotes the FemBoys and Trans so much I'm surprised they haven't changed their name to TransVogue.

R290 They invent stories about Kit being private but really Kit is a loser who has been single for years. He won’t have much success in the dating field because of how emotionally immature he is. It has hard to watch the interviews for season 3 because of his bullying nature. Only a guy with the brain of a child would act like that.

Joe is now surrounded by adults who aren’t afraid to show emotions and be kind to their coworkers. That’s why he was so comfortable with the Agatha crew. I can’t wait to see his interviews with this cast of the play.

[quote] Joe is now surrounded by adults..

You mean the transvestites? That's his future. Five years from now he will be talking about his "transformation" and pink dresses..

Nobody is going to buy THIS guy wanting to fuck Joe in this play. Unless he's blind. Then it might make sense. 😎😎

How many times is Joe going to be cast as someone who cute guys can't resist? No offence but Joe doesn't have the face to pull that off.

R295 I think I know that guy.

R289 Can you even make out faces without opera glasses?

R295 His exs have all been attractive men minus one. It’s very realistic. Joe is appealing to hot, intelligent men. Only losers and retards hate on him. Case in point.

R295 Maybe the character is rumored to suck dick like a champ.

Of course since I said that someone is sure to add a reply to keep this pic showing up. Granted it’s probably the least flattering one out there.

maia was the only good looking one

I wish Joe every success and happiness - I have nothing against him as a person. It isn't his fault that he's fugly, or that he has psychotic stans.

R293 No, Kit really is private. He's not a cum dump with the inability to keep anything private like Joe is. Remember when the guy on LPSG saw Joe having disgusting chemsex in a club in Paris a couple of months ago? R295 They don't end up fucking or together. It's a platonic relationship with a failure to launch. It's realistic. Any hot guy would run once they get a proper view of Joe. R298 All of Joe's exes are hideous and losers. Bash looks like an anorexic bird. Tal is fat and has a giant head. James looks like an albino rat.

r302 it's his fault when he doesn't get his ears pinned back, his missing tooth fixed, or his eyebrows groomed properly. i will admit that the bicycle-shaped head thing is out of his hands.

[QUOTE] I love how Ruaridh adores Joe already. Joe is loved so effortlessly by everyone he works with. It must be his emotional intelligence and strong sense of self

This kind of thing is beyond parasocial. So typical of a brainless fangirl. Fuck off back to Tumblr.

[QUOTE] joe is so ugly that he can't sell out onstage tickets or even the first row of that shitty play he's in.

Only TEN days until the opening night! Another flop for Joe.

Twink, twink, little star . . .

R303 He’s not private, he is single. He went on two holidays with his male friends. That’s how single and undesirable he is. Meanwhile, his friends have all had multiple partners throughout the years. He’s a weirdo.

Cunt face thread.

Ugly Dumbo.

This is him. No filters. This isn't a prize. His hair is barely hanging on. If there was enough he would have straightened it by now, or grown it out. But he's just yanking curls down to cover his receding hairline. If you want him, great. I'm not into sissy femmes. And I'm pretty sure that's a girls sweater he's wearing too. No thank you. I'm not desperate enough to find this gnome attractive.

R311 At least in those he isn't giving his usual sociopathic stare.

R311 Hot

R302 His fans are really psychotic. Joe’s fandom is very attached to heartstopper, whether he acknowledges it or not. He hasn’t done anything to gather a dedicated audience that will buy tickets to a play they have never heard of. He’s had some funny moments go viral but that’s not enough to sellout a theater. Rachel Zegler had her West End debut after making a name for herself for years. I think this was too early for Joe.

Joe doesn't help himself. Average-looking actors can have very long and fruitful careers in the industry, but at least they make some effort to look their best. Joe's overgrown eyebrows and unflattering haircut are killing him. He has no one in his life to tell him this? How are you looking to be in the public eye and not put a little effort with your appareance? If he wanted to be a writer or director, that would be fine, but an actor...?

Maybe his hair and eyebrows are an attempt to take attention away from those jug ears.

Ouch!!!

Forget about the haircut and eyebrow threading. Just start praying to Saint Jude already because that face is a hopeless cause.

R305 They're the only ones that are that parasocial. Kit has matching tattoos with the Warfare cast, he's going on vacation with them, they speak about him glowingly, and you don't see his fans doing that corny "OMG THAT'S FAMILY, EVERYBODY LOVES JOE" garbage that the Joe stans do. R314 Joe is a mediocre actor who people already don't flock to see. And they paired him with two other actors with no fan bases. He was set up to fail.

R319 Congrats on Kit for having a dumb tattoo to celebrate his war propaganda film. You’re just jealous that Joe has people that actually cares about him. Nobody cares about fatty Kit.

Real actors don’t have fanbases of ugly fraus. Joe will be fine. Good reviews will sell the remaining tickets.

The ONLY fans Joe has are ugly fat fraus. Just take a look at Twitter. Kit's fan base is much more diverse. He also manages to sell out shows and get glowing reviews. Not everybody has that.

Rachel was the one who sold out not fatty Kit.

Seriously, who did the casting? Joe as an American working in a Costco store? Nothing about his face says american.

R323 It was Kit, the show’s grosses didn’t go down at all for the times Rachel called out, so people weren’t bothering to get refunds when she was out.

R325 Because that was for one or two dates, retard. She was the face of the show. She went on the late night shows without Kit.

Joe working with the bisexuality spectrum two times. And both are on opposite sites of the spectrum. I’m sure it was easier this time around tho

R324 Plenty of fugly Americans working at Costco.

R326 It was more than 1 or 2 dates and the only appearance she did on her own was to sing a song, you absolute fucking retard. Kit is the one that did solo television interviews.

Speaking of media appearances, Joe has been on TV and radio and the show still isn't selling tickets. They should try pimping out Ruaridh, at least he's a little easier to look at.

R327 Bet it's been hard for both of them to work with that untalented ogre. They deserve medals for trying to sell it to the press.

R326 Again, you’re a fucking moron that’s factually wrong about everything.

r328 i get what they're saying. joe is distinctly fugly in a british inbreeding way. it's going to be even worse with his shitty american accent. r329 nobody gives a fuck about joe outside of heartstopper. the heartstopper video got more likes than everything else combined. all of the clarkston videos are flopping.

r327 has joe tried working with an acting coach instead?

Joe stans are often wrong about most things. They were swearing up and down that Elton invited Joe personally to that vacation. Raving about Joe being friends with Elton just for Elton to post a picture with only Kit.

Anyway, notice whose name is not there: Kit and his war propaganda tattoo.

The Human Rights Campaign turned OFF the comments on their own youtube Joe Locke video......So much for Free Speech. 😜😜😜

R333 He said he liked the size of my talent!

Joe is a terrible liar. In all his interviews, when they mention Heartstopper he changes his face and has a fake smile on his face. He will be the first one to shade that show once it is over.

Kit is in the likes of that Clarkston play instagram. still being desperate for Joe’s dick. I see why his dumb fans are mad at Joe.

I love that joe did not care about any of the warfare stuff. good guy

R338 He's a total bottom, and way too scared of my dick.

R334 I think Joe does support the Palestinian people (as does Kit), but this pledge is idiotic and most of the people that signed it already have contracts with companies that support Israel, like Disney.

R338 Retard, Joe is the one that gave a quote fawning to the New York Times about Kit, talking about how it's impossible not to fall in love with Kit, when Kit was doing Romeo & Juliet press. A single like on an Instagram post doesn't come close to that. R339 Joe was liking Warfare stuff until he became resentful about it. He made it a little too obvious when he started telling the press that he wants to play a soldier, work with Alex Garland, and shoot an indie movie just as Warfare came out.

[QUOTE] You’re just jealous that Joe has people that actually cares about him.

I'm definitely not jealous of your appalling grammar.

R343 Only losers would care this much about grammar. As expected

R342 He was just being nice or mocking the people who do think so. . And no he only liked the trailer and nothing else. He very obviously didn’t gaf. Your resentment against him doesn’t mean you need to make up shit

Joe admitting that Alex Garland is on his director bucket list after Kit worked with him.

Joe saying that he wants to play a soldier.

r345 cope harder, retard. joe is extremely jealous of kit and keeps trying to follow his footsteps. he hired a voice acting agent after kit did the wild robot, he's talked about wanting to work with alex garland, he's said he wants to play a soldier, he hired a personal trainer to try and bulk up to be more masculine.

r339 a good guy that signed a contract with marvel (who take money from the department of defense directly to produce propaganda) and who was a cum dump for an afghanistan war vet that killed brown people indiscriminately. kit acting in an anti-war movie makes him look like a saint in comparison.

Kit is a drinker, drug addict, alcoholic and abusive. I think you need to sit this one out.

R350 Pretty impressive that Kit has the career that he has with all of that. Good for him.

“Drinker… Alcoholic… Abusive” Did you learn english yesterday?

R349 Yeah, the Joe stan is an idiot for continuing to try to act like Warfare was this terrible thing (her media illiteracy aside) given what has gone on in Joe’s personal life.

trying to argue that kit is an alcoholic when joe is the one who has talked about getting drunk at professional events is certainly a joice.

seriously, he loves to talk about getting drunk.

and here's joe's bestie tobie, who joe takes to every event, with residue from a line of coke on his top. look at how manic joe looks next to him. both cokeheads.

Hoe Locke is the party animal who's out every night, not Kit. He looks like a scrawny, strung out methhead because that's what he is.

R350 And he looks violent too. Joe said that he doesn’t want to tear Kit’s good image for a reason. He has weirdo energy.

you do know that it was promo for r&j he’s not gonna say anything negative

So your argument is that Joe is a spineless man who says all this sweet stuff about Kit, but deep down he despises him?

[QUOTE] And he looks violent too

Yeah, he does. His next role should be a psycho twink who goes round poisoning men at chemsex parties.

R359 You do know he wasn't in Romeo & Juliet and could've chosen to not say anything at all, but instead gushed over him?

Thirty plus hours. Still no arrest. uh-oh.....MAGA gonna lose their shit on social media. Just a matter of time until they accuse Hillary of being behind this plot. 🤣🤣🤣😛😛

R363 I'd rather we turn this into another Charlie Kirk thread than keep hearing from the Joe frau.

R360 He was asked to give a quote specifically related to him being suited for Romeo. He’s not gonna say well you know the reality is ✨he’s nothing like romeo✨

He's not typical of his generation, the fact that he celebrates his craven desperation to have his gaping bussy stuffed multiple times daily should be celebrated.

R365 You guys baby this man to the point where you think he’s being held hostage to say something nice about Kit. You actually have extremely low value of him.

R365 It'd be more entertaining to watch you jump through hoops if you were any good at it, but you're a retard. Tom Blyth gave a quote for the same article and he didn't say anything about it being hard to fall in love with Rachel. Joe's the only person who took it that far.

R365 You don’t even believe this shit. And we don’t use emojis here, fraulein.

R368 Too bad that he said the same for the press tour of hunger games. It’s all forced promo and people irl don’t talk like that R369 yes we do if we are not middle aged

R370 You keep making idiotic arguments. Was Joe attached to this show? Was he obligated to provide a cute quote for promotional purposes? No. He willingly gave his support. Either he’s a fake or he really likes Kit. Either way, you’re an idiot.

If anyone wants cheap tickets to his play, it’s listed on a papering site now. Central Tickets.

R372 Like every other play currently on the West End, moron.

R372 They're papering already!? That loser really has no fans and no pull. R373 Blatantly lying like this isn't going to make Joe's play sell or suddenly make him more interesting to people, retard.

R373 was SO sure that Joe's opening night would sell out 'nearer the time.' No chance. It's only five days now until it opens and they can't give the tickets away.

[QUOTE] Papering tickets" or "papering the house" is the practice of distributing complimentary, or free, tickets to an event or show to fill empty seats, creating an appearance of a full house. This strategy helps to conceal that a show might be struggling, generates positive word-of-mouth, provides an audience for performers, and serves as a marketing tactic to build buzz and encourage future full-price ticket sales.

How humiliating for Joe.

R374 No one is lying. You’re a retard who doesn’t know how this works. Not a single original show on the West End is selling tickets successfully.

Proof that no one cares about fatty Kit. Even his fans forgot about him.

rachel zegler just finished selling out the 2,200 seat london palladium 8 times a week for the entire summer. the audiences are there. people simply do not give a fuck about joe.

r387 one tweet with 0 likes versus a tweet with 24,800 likes and counting in 3 hours. honey, the person that no one gives a fuck about is joe with his flop show. they're papering that trash. they quite literally can't give tickets away for joe's west end debut.

R379 Key word: Original show, retard. Évita is one of the most well known play.

r381 doesn't matter if it's original or not, people don't give a fuck about joe.

Evita is a musical, moron, not a play.

R382 *Kit

R379 Even those of us who hate Zegler for her BS tend to agree that she actually does have talent as a singer.

Maybe Joe is just trying to pay his dues, I don't know.

R380 Yeah, Kit's a decent sort - he let me touch it and everything!

R371 nobody likes kit, they would all leave him out if they could

r384 kit sold out his entire broadway run, sells out all of his magazines, has had higher demand since the very beginning, and so on. kit will never be in a play that has to be papered. that's embarrassing honor goes to joe and joe only.

It's been hours and I still can't get over the fact that Joe's West End debut is on papering sites. That's insane. I knew he was irrelevant and that nobody cares about him outside of Heartstopper, but even I didn't know it was THAT bad.

R389 It's just been great, but that offer from the sperm bank was just odd!

R389 Because of Rachel. She’s the one who is selling out. Kit’s war propaganda film was a flop. He’s not selling anything by himself. He needs other people’s names.

R390 It’s been hours and you’re still being a retard. Joe is not the only name in that cast, retard.

R388 You can already see it now. Kit is never hanging out the heartstopper cast. They all hate him

[QUOTE] They all hate him

They are all jealous bitches.

Wonder if that lardass Tobie will be at the Clarkston opening night, taking up three seats.

R392 Kit had all of the hype for the play. Best reviews, biggest crowds of fans, and you already had someone smarter than you inform you that people didn't request refunds all of the times Rachel was out. She wasn't the draw for the play like she was for Evita. R393 Interesting pivot, retard, but Joe's the face of the play. He's the one on the marquee. He's the one on radio and teleivison. It's bombing because nobody gives a flying fuck about him. R395 It's not like he has anywhere else to be, unless a new buffet opens that same night.

R395 Sounds like you’re one of Tobies ex. Poor bitter frau

Tobie doesn't have any exes. He's still a virgin, unsurprisingly.

Tobie seems like a sweetheart, he doesn't deserve snark.

R399 They hate everyone who doesn’t give a shit about Kit. Insecure retards

Uh oh, Kit has been on the UK Pride Power List for the last three years - Joe, not so much.

R401 Kit the great queer icon who has never dated a man publicly! What a brave man!

R402 Keep smokin' that cope.

So I went by the sperm bank, but got out of there when they showed me the "sample cup". The size of that thing - they must be out of their minds!

So glad that Kit isn't known as being 'a great queer icon'. He hasn't been typecast as a teenage twink like Joe.

R403 Nobody cares about that dumb list. Keep seething over Tobie and Joe’s friendship.

At least in Rapture this time we will get to see it all. Full frontal would be well received.

Cannot wait for stories to come out from the set about him going to clubs, sleeping around, being a proper gay whore. Finally embracing that wild gay side. The world is ready for Kit the Sub to appear. He may never go back to females again!

R407 Already doing another gay role. Not surprising. No one wants him as a straight guy.

R405 Comparing some of the roles they've each played after breaking out in Heartstopper is amusing. Kit's played a Navy SEAL, animated goose, Romeo Montague. His next couple of roles are a gay monk and the lead in a video game adaptation (masc hero). Then you have Joe playing gay, depressed teenager over and over again after failing to land the straight role he keeps saying he wants to do in between all of the internalized homophobic comments he makes.

R408 That's Joe, retard.

r406 this is dl, nobody cares about a friendship between two ugly men that have nobody else in their lives.

R411 Insulting Tobie who hasn’t done anything says otherwise, retard.

Why don’t you compare Kit to his real competitors like Cooper Hoofman. Both child stars with the same age and the same physique? Oh, you can’t because that would reveal that Kit is a loser who hasn’t led a film with substantial screen time. All Kit has done is fartstopper and other mediocre projects that can’t find distribution houses. His big break was kiddy show that no one cares about anymore. He’s not competing with anyone who has a real career in the film industry. That’s why you losers have to use Joe as your scapegoat. A guy who’s been in the business for 4 years. Sad.

R413 Even with the advantages of nepotism and with him bringing up his father in every interview, Cooper Hoffman is not doing all that great. The only successful movie he's been in is Licorice Pizza and he has a single award. And as much as you seem to be stuck in 2022, in the last year Kit's been in a multi-Oscar nominated film (which he received praise and nominations for), a Tony-nominated revival (which he received awards, praise, and nominations for), and in one of the year's best performing A24 film directed by Alex Garland (critically acclaimed film that is already receiving nominations before awards season starts). A24 and Garland love him so he's going to lead Elden Ring and his co-stars are a Volpi Cup winner and a multiple BAFTAs and Emmys winner. His other film sold at Cannes and he's the lead, co-starring with another BAFTA winner.

Don't worry, though, both Hoffman and Kit are more successful than Joe and aren't having to resort to doing Marvel slop. Joe's movie doesn't have distribution and he's supporting to Tom Cullen, the actual leading man of the film, an actor most people wouldn't be able to pick out of a line-up. His play is already bombing so badly that it's on papering sites and it's not going to be extended. The play also co-stars two nobodies.

R414 Everyone is a nobody according to you losers but the funny thing is that you think Kit isn’t. He’s a nobody to the general public older than 12. He doesn’t have the career that your delusional brain is projecting. Hasn’t truly led a film since he entered adulthood, hasn’t led a show for people older than 10 and hasn’t been nominated for a Tony for his performance.

R407 Guys do seem to like me better, and I did enjoy getting fingered that one time!

More boxed wine and pop-tarts for R415.

Anyway, funny how Kit’s war propaganda film isn’t listed.

At some point the Joe stan needs to stop embarrassing herself. Kit is much more successful than Joe, trying to argue that Kit isn’t successful while being a Joe stan only makes Joe look like an enormous loser.

R417 It's always fun to watch her spiral. Clarkston being on papering sites triggered her psychosis. R418 Do you know what "this year's" means, retard? Warfare is second to Materialists for the year and is 22 out of 157 A24 films on the all-time list. A24 gave Garland the Elden Ring adaptation because Warfare did well.

Worry about Black Bay or whatever that shit is called finding distribution when the major trades didn't even bother to cover production or announce casting. Joe is THAT irrelevant.

these 2 losers really only have each other. i can't say i blame everyone else for staying away from them.

R420 Oh, that's so sad - the poor guy!

R422 Kit stains are never beating the jealousy and bitterness allegations

R420 Is it in the top 10, retard?

No?

Then it’s not the part of the most successful films of that company, moron. No matter how you want to paint this. Materialists cames out this year and is already at N.3.

R424 retard, they said it was one of the year's best performing a24 films and it is, both in gross and acclaim. if you're a retard that can't read, that's your own problem. worry more about the fact that dumbo's play is the worst performing play on the west end and it's not even open yet. ugly loser with no fans. he should start calling all of those disgusting amoral old men he lets cum in him and try to get them to buy tickets. beggars can't be choosers.

What's a "rimjob"?

r423 don't know what's funnier, that you're now being triggered by a random gimmick poster or that you think there's anything to be bitter about. joe is a loser and a failure.

R427 A loser and a failure with an emmy nomination, a broadway debut and a net worth of probably 500K by the age of 21? You guys are retards. Focus on finding a job.

I don’t care about Joe. Wish him well but his fans are all mentally ill. The way they talk about this grown man is disturbing.

Joe's career is already screwed when other skinny, curly-haired actors who act circles around him are coming up. Owen Cooper won't struggle to book straight roles, either.

R430 That’s embarrassing for Kit. The kid won the real award before him.

it's only embarrassing for joe. kit won his emmy. joe lost to kit and then didn't manage a single real awards for agatha, let alone an emmy nomination.

R428 R431 So which is it? Does Joe have an Emmy nomination or is it not a real Emmy? Fucking idiot.

Joe like Chicks with Dicks.. Those guys are weirdos. Does he play with the (store bought) boobs while he's getting fucked?

This is what Joe looks like without filters...No thank you.

[QUOTE] and a net worth of probably 500K by the age of 21

£500k? That won't even buy him a house in London, but of course the teenage Joe Troll thinks it's a lot of money.

R434, is Joe fucking Dylan? Wouldn't put it past him.

R433 It's an honor just to be nominated, right?

Joe is one of many featured in an article about the UK in GQ. He's dressed as a scabby teenage chav.

R436 He’s 21, moron. That’s an amazing net worth for that age when most kids can’t even move out. He’s said that he’s grateful for this career because he’s already financially independent. Go find a job, you useless piece of shit. You contribute nothing to society.

Now You see what you losers are crashing out. Kit is nowhere to be found in that GQ cover because he’s irrelevant. Hilarious.

GQ has taste. Joe is the future of young actors in the UK. No one cares about fatty Kit.

This is so funny. Just shows how you bitter losers know nothing about the industry. Calling Joe a failure and he’s on the cover of GQ. Oh, poor retards. The coping is hard.

It's a digital cover, he's not on an actual cover.

He has the dumbest and least interesting answers out of everyone they spoke to. It's embarrassing because he's clearly the token gay man for this and he's representing us like shit. Might as well have started raving about poppers and the old men he lets fuck him. My favorite bit was him talking about the Queen's Jubilee and then following it up trying to be anti-colonialist. Peak moron.

the joe frau having a meltdown and acting like joe being on a fake cover with a horde of mostly c-list british celebrities and giving idiotic answers is the equivalent to winning an oscar is quite funny, i'll give her that.

R444 The coping is starting. Pack it up.

Every single time, I have shoe size 17 (US), they laugh in terror.

R445 Will Poulter is a C list now ? Weren’t you glazing him because he is on that monk film with Kit? You guys cannot keep your arguments straight because they are all stupid. Pathetically funny how hard you’re coping.

I can’t tell if you all have brain damage or simply don’t realize this is Clarkston promo. It’s not deeper than that.

r448 retard, you need to stop making your illiteracy everyone else's problem. "mostly." the two a-listers are on the first slide, everyone else is mostly c. will is b. i was frankly being generous implying that joe is c, he hasn't been in an actual released film yet so he's d-list.

R448 The only people dumber than Joe are his stans. Learn how to read. And no one needs to cope, Kit gets top-tier press when he's promoting his work (New York Times and American Vogue spreads, Entertainment Weekly cover in the last year alone). He doesn't have to be one of many giving random short quotes for a gimmick issue.

That GQ article was interesting. The Joe stans talk about how smart Joe is all of the time. Well, here he had an opportunity to call out Britain’s classism and racism but he only touched on the trans issue. His trans friends are all rich and privileged people. At least, Will Poulter had the common sense to call out some real issues that don’t affect him personally. He sounds really intelligent.

R452 Yes, I admittedly am not really someone who follows Will Poulter too closely, but he seems to have an unwavering dedication to charity work and to calling out inequity. It’s really admirable.

Nobody knows how much the gargoyle is worth. We certainly shouldn't believe what a brainless worm like the Joe frau tells us.

If Joe had £500k he'd have put down a deposit on a house and got a mortgage but the sad sap is still renting. Probably shares a seedy flat with the land whale.

[QUOTE] Now You see what you losers are crashing out.

Will you please learn to write or fuck off. DL isn't the place for illiterate cretins.

Joe is one of about 30 people in that GQ feature. Come back when the ugly runt is on the cover or at least has his own photoshoot.

[QUOTE] Well, here he had an opportunity to call out Britain’s classism and racism but he only touched on the trans issue.

He's not smart enough to talk about classism and racism in an articulate way so instead he whines about stuff that affects his beloved Dylan.

R454 Only a moron would buy a house at 21. Joe is travelling half the year. He’s saving more by renting at his age.

He’s been the lead of a popular Netflix show for 3 years and he’s an executive producer on the heartstopper movie, plus he’s affiliated with Marvel. I was lowballing but his net worth is probably higher. You’ve proven that you know nothing about the industry. Nobody cares what you think.

R451 Where is the deadline article about Kit’s Elden Ring film? Exactly. Can’t wait to see the coping when they’ll announce another actor for the role. Kit is associated with delays and movies that don’t come out.

I know that the Joe stan is an idiot, but trying to argue that buying property is a moronic move when it’s one of the safest investments you can make might be a new low. Now more than ever convinced that she’s a teenaged frau with no life experience.

R459 Deadline was the first outlet to report Kit’s involvement and Jeff Sneider confirmed Kit along with the new cast additions. It’s also been updated on IMDb. Stop being a moron.

R458 I love every time you try to tell people that they don't know anything about the industry and then immediately prove that you don't know anything about the industry. They got paid basically nothing for the first 3 seasons of Heartstopper. He had a supporting role in Sweeney Todd. Marvel does not pay anywhere near as well for television as they do for movies. Joe also immediately loses about 10-15% of his income to his managers per job. That's before you get to what gets deducted to pay his publicist, stylist, and other people he works with. On top of that, he's paying taxes. Retard.

Two out of Kit’s five incoming projects are in indefinite purgatory. I wouldn’t talk if I were a Kit stan. Joe’s projects come out fast and they’re released for the masses. Kit’s video game will be indefinitely delayed like all his main solo gigs.

R460 Yes, you’re a retard if you think buying a home at 21 is a smart investment, especially when you are busy working and traveling all the time. Kit has his mommy to do renovations. Joe is independent. He moved out of his family home at 17 and moved to a different city. Kit can’t relate.

R462 Retard, nobody cares that you're stuck in 2022. Kit's had two films come out in actual theatres in the last year alone. Both critically acclaimed, one nominated for multiple Oscars. Elden Ring is happening. Rapture is happening.

Joe's first movie is so irrelevant that none of the trades bothered to cover his casting or the film at all. His play is being papered. He's a talentless loser with a mediocre career. I'm sorry that Kit has two parents that care about him when Joe has a dad that gave so little fucks about him that he didn't even give Joe his last name and a mom that gives so little fucks about her son that had him move to London by himself when he was still a kid. I'm sorry that Kit has enough money to invest in property while Joe still has to split rent with roommates and old men and doesn't have anything to his name.

Anyway, stan Owen Cooper. A working class actor with actual talent and an Emmy. They can't all say the same.

joe stans acting like he has some incredible roster of projects is so delusional. he was a supporting character in a dying musical, then was in marvel slop that flopped at every award show, then he shot some shitty cheap movie with no distribution and a cast of actors of no note, and now he's in a play with more nobodies that isn't selling and has no hype.

since the frau loves linking tweets, here are a couple for her:

Really embarrassing that Kit couldn’t get the Primetime nomination or the Tony nomination. Good for Owen. He’ll go far.

Really sad that Joe lost the Emmy to Kit and has now been completely overshadowed by Owen Cooper. Owen's even working with Emerald Fennell next. Joe has yet to work with a single notable director.

R452 It's really embarrassing to read all of these in-depth answers from the other people and then here comes Joe saying some stupid shit about the Queen's Jubilee, or spotted dick, or some shitty sitcoms with an inarticulate and aimless comment about trans rights thrown in.

R464 Your blind rage over Joe makes you delusional. No one who’s untalented would land a show at 17 with an open casting call. No one who is untalented and unsuccessful would have Joe’s career. Everyone and I mean everyone in the industry has talked highly of Joe. You’re so retarded you think Netflix is not paying his lead well. Do you think Kit is doing charity? Moron. No matter how hard and desperate you get, Joe will never be a loser like Kit.

R471 You’re one to talk about blind rage. Kit has been meeting with Make-A-Wish kids for years and hasn’t publicized any of the times he done it. He also donated to the Cinena4Gaza charity. And the other poster is absolutely right, they got paid terribly for the first 3 seasons. They locked them all into contracts before they blew up so they couldn’t renegotiate until the movie. Truly, you’re an imbecile.

R471 Hey retard, the whole low salary thing was COVERED IN THE PRESS.

“The cast were all unknown when they landed their roles and so signed contracts with Netflix worth next to nothing, as no one knew if the show would be a hit and it was a low budget production. The contracts locked them in for three seasons if Netflix decided to renew it, stipulating their fee would go up five percent for a second season then ten percent for a third. Even with the increase, the cast are still being paid a fraction of what their star power now commands.”

R472 It’s “CineMA4Gaza” retard. Learn how to type before calling people imbeciles. You realize you’re calling Kit poor, right? You forgot he’s on the fartstopper show?

thats ugly! Looks deficient too

R475 Kit’s been working since he was a child and has had other projects post-Heartstopper, he does not have the same net worth as Joe. And congratulations on pointing out an obvious typo, unfortunately that does not make you any less wrong or any less of an idiot.

Joe’s play is selling out. All tickets for this week are almost sold out. Haters stay mad!

Yeah, that’s how papering works.

R478 Retard, why do you think tickets started moving right after the play was listed on a papering site? They're basically giving them away right now.

R480 Retard, worry about Kit being single for another year in a row. Joe has already exposed him during the Agatha promo. No one wants him.

I love when the retarded Joe stan tries to pivot to Kit's private life because Joe's professional life is a failure. Most successful young actors are single and concentrate on their work. Do you think that Jenna Ortega's fans are spazzing out because she's been single? No, because they're not retarded fraus like you are. Joe may deal with his daddy issues by being a cum receptacle to war criminals and Zionists, but that doesn't mean everyone else has those.

i love that joe had a photo shoot and interview come out today and the joe frau has still spent her entire day throwing a tantrum about kit. he really lives in her head rent-free.

R482 Like when you cry whenever there is a tweet about Joe and Tobie? Kit is now at 5.8 million followers . He’s such a failure and a loser. No one wants him.

R484 joe has 3.9 million followers, 2 million less than kit, and this is after he sold out to do marvel trash. joe has never and will never reach 5.8 million.

Speaking of losers. Even with Black Shit Bay and Turdston, Joe is thousands of places behind Kit on IMDB.

Taron Egerton asked me if I would want to be his gym buddy. I'm not sure if he's serious, though.

It’s so embarrassing because Kit has articles with his old instagram number in them. How do you go from 6.2M to 5.8M? Such a failure. His popularity will only go downhill after fartstopper is over. He’s no Rachel Zegler.

R486 Oof.

[QUOTE] he’s an executive producer on the heartstopper movie

Only a schoolgirl would think this was impressive or meaningful. Kit also has an executive producer role but we never mention it because it was a vanity credit in both cases.

[QUOTE] It’s so embarrassing because Kit has articles with his old instagram number in them. How do you go from 6.2M to 5.8M? Such a failure. His popularity will only go downhill after fartstopper is over. He’s no Rachel Zegler.

Kit has over 3m more followers than Rachel Zegler, who only has 2.5m. She's nowhere near as popular as the ignorant Joe frau thinks she is.

R491 Only a school girl would care about instagram followers. Go back to school and leave DL for the adults.

R492 Retard, we can see your posting history. You're the moron that brought Instagram shit up in the first place: R484 R488

Speaking of going back to school, "Fartstopper" is not even slightly clever. You look like an even bigger twit for trying to make that happen. What are you, 13?

R493 Kit called it that with Joe, retard. Are you calling him out? You’re so stupid it’s embarrassing.

R493 - the Joe Troll just copies what we say, whether or not it's appropriate. Nobody on this thread sounds like a schoolgirl except for her. She can't even write properly.

R490 It means they've both invested their own money in the thing, I think.

R495 Don’t flatter yourself. You guys were quick to copy retard and roided out once I said it. You were quick to call Joe a meth head once we said Kit was a drug addict. You’re as boring as Kit.

R497 Fugly is the new exciting, I guess.

R495 She really is extremely easy to pick out in her stupidity.

The Joe frau is woefully predictable. Whenever Joe is put on blast on here and she can't think of a response, she starts spazzing out about Kit not having a public long term relationship or the Heartflopper losers preferring Joe to him.

Clarkston's opening night is today and there are still tickets available. Proof of how irrelevant Joe Locke is. Fans were interested in Charlie, not him, and now they've moved on.

While Kit has been jobless since heartstopper wrapped, Joe has filmed a horror film and Doomsday. He’s now making his West End debut. Not everyone can relate.

R501 Laughing at you pulling Doomsday out of your ass. There aren't even rumours about him being in that pile of shit. But good luck to Joe with his shitty little play and shitty little movie with no distribution. Kit will have fun with A24's Elden Ring, Dreamworks' The Wild Robot 2, and the Cannes-selling Rapture.

Making his West End debut with a talented actor. They look hot together unlike when he was with fatty Kit.

Ass is flatter than his CV.

R505 Haters are always the biggest fans. Hope you had fun.

I'm just happy to be a working actor!

Got a feeling Clarkston isn't going to get any reviews.

R508 It'll be reviewed because it's on the West End, but reception is going to be mixed or panned judging by the general audience reactions. The word so far on the is that it's disappointing, the accents aren't always natural, Ruaridh is more nuanced than Joe, the script and the directing are mid.

R506 Retard, do you actually think I actually went to see that shit? It's a picture from one of Joe's frau stans on X.

No critic reviews of Clarkston posted.

R511 Press night is the 25, retard.

R510 Proving my point

R509 R+J was badly reviewed by almost everyone, I don’t know why you’re talking.

R514 This is a Joe thread but as always, you're pivoting to Kit like an obsessed retard. Romeo + Juliet was nominated for a Best Revival Tony and Kit got a slew of noms and awards for it. Don't worry about it.

What you need to worry about is that Joe was so desperate for fame that he signed a long contract with a company that produces war propaganda and capitulates to dictators. Worry about that.

R515 You must be having a psychosis because you’re a Kit stan and you’re obsessed with Joe. Why are you here? You created this pointless rivalry with Joe. This thread is filled with mentally disturbed individuals aka Kit stans.

Feature about Joe’s West End debut.

R515 she's a modern day annie wilkes.

R517 joe is so hideous that british vogue never bothers to use up resources on a photo shoot for him. kit, yaz, will have all gotten photographed in at least one of the big four, two of them in kit's case. joe gets some short write-up with stock press pictures.

Remember when the ignorant frau got excited because Joe was on the cover of Vogue Czechoslovakia?

r519 all for joe himself to delete it a couple of months later. even he knew it was worthless.

Retards talking about Disney when the director of Kit’s flop war movie is MAGA and follows Trump. Dumber than dumb.

R519 Remember when Kit got a review for R+J that basically said not a single person in the room felt anything by his bad acting?

retard is still crying over kit's award-winning performance as romeo in a joe thread because joe is such a mediocre troll. keep going, frau. your bitterness sustains me.

r515 joe isn't going to say or do anything about this, even with his american politics obsession. he's already proven that he cares about himself more than about morals and not just when it comes to signing contracts. this is the same troll that bottomed for a war criminal and a zionist. kit was part of an anti-war movie for the art. joe was a veteran's cum receptacle for fun.

Reviews for Clarkton are coming in. Majority are praising the acting and Joe.

Maybe they'll actually pay for tickets next time!

Kit unfollowed 100 people from his instagram again. That guy will have a manic episode soon. He's unstable.

R528 Stalker much?

r525 i get that you're a moron that doesn't know anything about acting, the industry, having morals, having a social life, etcetera, but reviews don't come out until press night. these are all nobodies. r528 retard, your fav has a nervous breakdown and hides likes as well as archives posts at least once a month.

r528, I think he's back on smack.

Smack? Jesus fucking Christ, how old is the demented Joe fraulein?

R532 Too retarded to understand the concept of this site? It’s not all the same person, moron.

R531 He’s a weirdo, for sure. He has stalked every other famous instagram influencer, who is brunette and atttactive, and liked all of their posts.

It’s very embarrassing. Now, he’s trying yo clean his mess but it’s too late. Everyone knows he’s an incel loser.

[QUOTE] Remember when Kit got a review for R+J that basically said not a single person in the room felt anything by his bad acting?

No theatre critic would have composed an illiterate sentence like this.

Why is the troll posting tweets from.randoms who've seen the play? Does she think they count as reviews? We're dealing with numbskulls.

Jesus Christ he’s ugly. Women probably love him.

Asexual fraus love his fugly ass.

R533 Now you’re trying to act like you’re more than one person despite having a visible post history? God, your brain is completely useless rotted.

r534 you're confusing him with joe, who can be found in the likes of every roided out old fag fitness influencer on instagram as long as they're white.

Is he a thamiolide baby? He has that odd shaped head they get.

Making all these new accounts on here is an all time low. Kit has some loser fans. Meanwhile, Joe is killing it with his West End debut and he has better chemistry with this guy because he’s not a nonchalant loser like Kit.

R535 When grammar is your only argument, you already know you have lost. Pack it up before I link the review.

R539 Are you disgusted because he’s a real gay man? He’s not pretending like Kit who has never liked a post of this nature by a man.

Why does he keep getting hired? Who wants to see a movie with this fuggo? If he is in a movie, it's a huge turn off and I won't see it. I feel bad for his coworker too.

r543 most people tend to be disgusted by blatant racism. i don't think it's a coincidence that the one love interest joe has been the least complimentary about is the black one.

Every poster on theater boards that has ranked the performances in Clarkston has said that Ruaridh is better than Joe. Press night is going to be so fun on here.

Can you imagine how popular Heartstopper would be if Kit and Will were the couple instead of Kit and the fuggo? They have amazing chemistry too, just look at this.

R544 Poor moron. He has 4 million followers. He’s super talented and charismatic. The industry loves him. Too bad for you but he will be all over your screen forever.

R547 What a stupid comment to make considering that the show was already popular and broke records. Keep seething. Seeing Kit’s ugly fans cry about “what ifs” is really amusing.

Why watch the fuggo Heartstopper couple when you can watch this gorgeous couple instead.

[QUOTE] When grammar is your only argument, you already know you have lost. Pack it up before I link the review

Fuck off, you brainless worm. This isn't a site for morons who can't write properly.

[QUOTE] Why does he keep getting hired? Who wants to see a movie with this fuggo?

The gargoyle is desperate to be the lead in a Hollywood film but the casting directors take one look at his gruesome face and say no thanks. He got a minor role in a small film but his character drowns after the first 15 minutes.

R550 Can they act? I assume no if they’re on a soap.

R551 This bitch is having a stroke. This is perfectly fine. Go back to LPSG, retard.

R553 No, but who cares? They're hot. Here's their first kiss. It was cute.

Hot! Finally Joe kisses a man who knows what he’s doing.

There are £5 tickets for Clarkston on Master Class if anyone is interested.

[QUOTE] There are £5 tickets for Clarkston on Master Class if anyone is interested.

Oh, goblin Joe! Your West End play is a colossal flop.

Anyway. Glad Joe is having fun and his fans are being respectful.

joe being so broke that he had to move in with tobie and his porker best friend is very, very funny.

r559 a tiny crowd of fraus.

Joe ditched Kit for real celebs like Oliva.

R560 Imagine laughing at someone in their early 20s who is living with roommates. How much of an introverted loser do you have to be? Not everyone is an incel, loser like Kit. Some people have real friends.

Imagine living with a hopeless lardass like Tobie. Any of Joe's food Tobie has access to won't be safe.

Imagine being such a loser that you've been sexless for years during your prime years. Embarassing.

No doubt Kit cries himself to slept over his sad prospects nightly.

r561 olivia is the only person you have to cling to while kit has multiple friends as famous as her. and i mean real friends that he vacations with and stuff. he's not someone's back-up token gay the way joe is with olivia. she'll always prefer conan to joe.

R562 I accidentally WWed this so I feel obligated to say that I very much disagree with this and if I met a guy with money who lived with 2 roommates I’d wonder if something was wrong with them.

R561 Hopefully mentioning Kit helps Joe sell tickets to that trash play. R562 You are a huge fucking loser if you're living with roommates when you're an adult with an income. He also admitted that he's going to be paying the majority of the rent. Tobie and what's-her-face are the only two winning here.

R567 Maybe he can't afford his neighborhood by himself.

R566 Joe sees Olivia more than Kit sees his warfare losers. You never make sense.

R567 That's because you're a 40 year old frau. You wouldn't understand the life of a young, gay man.

R567 Not a single young person would think that. You must be celibate like Kit.

R572 Hey! I'm saving myself for ... ok, ok, everyone is afraid of the cock - there, I said it!

R571 No, it’s because I actually spend time off this website and meet people. I know that you’re on here 24/7 and do nothing else, but it’s fucking weird to go back to a guy’s place and realize they’re a grown man with multiple roommates. Complete boner killer.

Clarkston raves from the general public!

[quote]Very ropey. The play itself is weak. The cast try, but they just don’t have the acting depth to raise the material.

Joe's frau stans being embarrassing in public!

[quote]Speaking of which, most of the on-stage audience were female, ranging from the girl who realised her foot was almost touching Joe Locke, to another who buried her face behind her friend when she realised two men were getting intimate.

R575 Wd already know the reviews are mainly positive and most of the reviewers are men. Good try.

R574 Like I said, you’re too old to get it. Joe is 21 not 35. Living with friends is enriching. Kit will lose social skills.

Interesting how the Joe stan projects her own concerns onto Joe and Kit. We can tell that the broke frau is still living at home with her parents but aspires to share a flat with friends. The prospect of living alone or home ownership terrifies her though.

Another of her goals in life is to be in a long term relationship. That's why she constantly praises Joe for his time with the war criminal. She has no ambition beyond this and can't understand why Kit would prioritise other things or simply not share his relationship online. If the frau ever gets a boyfriend she'll plaster him all over her Instagram.

So Joe is fucking his roommates - is that the take away?

[quote]Just left the second preview. Absolute garbage. One of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Joe Locke has zero command of the stage and the whole thing goes nowhere

[quote]Meandering short tale that I wouldn’t say really created anything that meaningful. I thought Joe Locke was the weakest of the three actors. Very one note performance. The Scottish actor Ruaridh Mollica was the standout amongst them and brought a bit more depth to it, but the material wasn’t great to work with.

R578 Nope. 21 year olds are finishing school. They are absolutely, for the majority, living with roommates. Your hatred for Kit makes you delusional. It’s quite sad. I’m happy Joe has friends and a normal social life. His life is not just about Hollywood parties and superficial relationships. Now, it makes sense why Kit is never seen with many friends. He’s a homebody. At 21, it’s depressing. Not sure he’ll ever find a partner that will want to live like a grandpa but oh well.

Some of you have lost the plot. Making fun of Joe because he’s *checks notes* living with flatmates? Okay... Shit like this is why everyone left this site.

Clarkston is not selling well. Joe stans should worry more about that.

“watched this on opening night and i have felt more affected by it in the days since than immediately after. i think it is a beautiful play and i've bought tickets to see it again next month and then again in november.

what was immediately evident is that this is a solid cast with excellent actors. this is much more of a comedic play than i had anticipated and the actors (joe and ruaridh especially) do brilliantly with it. there were plenty of big, organic laughs from the audience throughout. but also, there are a lot of quiet, tender moments and you could feel the stillness in the room during these. during the moments of affection between jake and chris, you could have heard a pin drop. their chemistry is palpable. and during sophie's big dramatic moment, towards the end, it felt like there was a collective intake of breath. i didn't find it dragging at all and was surprised when it ended (not with the end itself). “

[QUOTE]

I enjoyed this a lot last night. I left feeling quite emotional. Whilst I agree with a lot of the earlier comments regarding some themes not being fully developed I found the class issues to be real and modern. I think this is in good shape for the first preview. At first I thought some of the lighting decisions were odd but it made sense towards the end. Sat on the stage gave me a great view of some scenes that would not be visible from the rest of the house, particularly for Ruaridh Mollica's emotional moments. All three cast members performances were stunning. With a few changes during the previews before the show is locked I think this has potential. Giving it four stars for now and will review when I see it again in a few weeks, from the main auditorium.

R584 R585 That's a Joe stan that made a brand new account to try to counteract the negative opinions of the TheatreBoard regulars. It's the account's only post. Nice try.

R581 Joe does not have the income or the lifestyle of an average 22-year-old, retard. Young adults don't live with roommates by choice unless they're broke or losers. Do you think Olivia Rodrigo has roommates? Louis Partridge? Or any other celebrity around that age?

R586 Yeah, Joe stans are going to see Joe’s play on the West End. Who would have thought? Wow you’re a retard.

R587 She had roommates for the longest time, retard. Joe lived alone for a long time too, he knows what that’s like. Come back when you have a real take.

R578 It’s extremely embarrassing, but that’s exactly what she’s doing. She expects everyone else to have the complete lack of life experience that she does.

r586 ijbol. those losers baby joe so much. he's not a good actor. there's a reason why everyone on here called that ruaridh would be better received than joe.

r589 joe is a codependent retard that moved in with the war criminal within a month of dating him. he moved in with bash quickly, too. he has never lived alone for a long time. hopefully he uses the money he's saving on rent to pay for therapy to work through his daddy issues.

R590 You’re talking to yourself and you want to talk about what’s embarrassing. You probably don’t have any friends to even have roommates. Socially inept loser like Kit. Makes sense.

R591 The only retard here is you and all the other fat fraus that support Kit. Fuck off.

Kit is just as much of a codependent retard. He was glued to Tobie before Tobie dumped him.

R592 Blah, blah, blah. Moronic asocial frau is a broken record, what else is new.

R594 joe is glued to tobie to the point that he's moved in with him. they only have each other. no one is a bigger codependent retard than joe. if it's not tobie, it's the men he moves in with after an hour of dating. demented freak. thank god kit is normal, well-adjusted, and has many friends instead of just one friend. the difference having a present, loving father makes.

r592 r593 r594 Three enraged replies in a row. You're fuming.

Frau talks so much about Kit when she should be worrying about Joe being an alcoholic. What an embarrassing headline.

R597 Sure. You losers will be obsessed with Joe til the day you die. You know more about his projects than actual fans. Keep seething. Joe is more talented and a better person than Kit.

Joe is the better actor and Kit has a micro peen! End of discussion.

Kit is hot (not saying hotter because that implies that the gargoyle is hot at all), is the better actor, is more critically acclaimed, has the better projects, has more awards, is able to sell out a 20-week run on Broadway, doesn't need ticket prices dropped to £5 to try and fill a theatre for 9 weeks, is more mature, has more friends, has more money, owns property, etc.