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A Date with Cousin Jethro

He found himself a lady porn star, but mostly wanted to talk about her co-stars’ dicks.

Baer, however, is in his own world and doesn’t notice that Canyon puts the cheese back in the refrigerator with teeth marks in it. Then he begins to ejaculate on his thigh. Minutes later, Baer asks Canyon if it was as good for her as it was for him. And with the cum still apparently on his leg, Baer pulls his jeans back on. Baer now wants to set Canyon up with two Chippendale dancers so he can watch. Canyon notes that Baer’s glance at their calendar is a bit too loving and his comments about their good looks a little too excessive, so she suggests that she wouldn’t mind seeing Baer getting it on with those two.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2025 8:13 PM

Is he done being a double-naught spy?

by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2025 1:42 PM

FA….

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2025 1:58 PM

Who *hasn't* had a rendezvous end up like that?

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2025 7:10 PM

When I saw this photo a few years ago I immediately thought "now that's a sleazebag if I ever saw one".

He must go through a gallon of black hair dye every month.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2025 7:21 PM

Dad

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by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2025 7:38 PM

Whoo doggy! Never realized that Jethro was a Nancy boy!

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2025 8:04 PM

“ Baer wages a full self-assault on his cock and balls, pestering Canyon for more intimate details about men’s equipment. Because she’s hungry, Canyon reaches into Baer’s refrigerator and pops open a chocolate snack-pack pudding then attacks a wedge of Brie cheese, lending orgasmic sounds in the process.”…. FAT WHORE

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2025 8:13 PM
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