David Archuleta is open to dating women...

SHUT UP DAVID ARCHULETA

Edit: David Archuleta is open to saying anything that will get him in the news.

Please no more about this manchild. He has just worked my last gay, patient nerve.

Maybe he just figured out that he can't get pregnant.

Oh, honey...

This poor man is very confused.

Just stop.

David dear, you will not be dating women.

Delusional.

The sentence from the article: "For the most part, I date men, but I consider myself queer, so I'm still open to meeting girls. I still do, if it feels right," he says.

Ugh! Enough of this dude.

I don't understand why we have so many threads on this young man.

[bold] He's exhausting. He also hangs out with DUDES in DRESSES. Archie isn't even hot. He looks like the mediocre guy dancing at a gay club on any Tuesday Night. No thank you. He might suck dick but he doesn't look like he does it well.[/bold]

Oh God. Is there an official Chuleta Bot now?

I wouldn't fuck this guy. He's like 3 a.m. hot. Before the vodka wears off. If this is the best you can do, go for it. I'm gonna take a pass.

He's starting to sound like that mean girls guy coming up with a new lame thing every week for publicity.

Didn’t Tom Daley claim to “fancy girls” when he came out?

R13 = [bold] Exactly. He's 35 years old. Time to grow up, princess. How much longer can he talk about his "queer awakening"? And that face ain't getting any prettier either. Late bloomers are always lousy at sex. Always. lazy bottoming and can't ever suck a dick. There's a reason why David is single, and that's probably it...[/bold]

Omfg I knew he’d say he was still into girls. JHFC

I hate him.

Jesus, who does this attention whore think she is? Jamie Lee Curtis?? Enough already!

I thought Tom Daley said he occasionally fucks women.

The more this guy mouths off trying to pretend he's not gay, the clearer it becomes that he's a fucking idiot. No respect whatsoever.

What's the point in leaving Mormonism if you're gonna still be spouting nonsense like that?

He's just another self-loather R21. Boring.

He is desperate because his latest record has failed to even chart not even on itunes. Whoever is managing his “new career” has fucked it up big time. He’s now claiming to be interested in women too because most of his “fans” are old ladies and ugly, fat mormon girls. He was better off in the closet. At least his anxiety made him more interesting.

Curiously enough, Spanish singer Pablo Alborán also said some similar stupid shit about being "open" to pussy.

[bold] the STUPIDITY of David in his own words [/bold]------->>

David then hinted at being demisexual.

“It’s not like I’m even into d-ck, and I’m not really into ass either, to be honest. It’s like, I’m into the person. Doing only one thing is boring to me,” he said.

When asked what makes him horny, David said, “A good face. I don’t understand when people are like, ‘Oh! That good d-ck!’ And like, the d-ck, and I’m like, oh my gosh, like, what is attractive about a d-ck? It’s a sensational part of your body.” He added that he doesn’t find them to be “pretty.”

[bold] HOW is he a gay "icon"?....Oh, because OUT and ATTITUDE tells us he is.? The same people who named a man in a dress "woman of the year"...[/bold]

No women are open to dating him.

If I chew on my necklace am I sexy too?

He started losing the straights years ago by blabbering about his queerness at X-Mas concerts----for 15 MINUTES? I'm gay but after 5 minutes, even I would have been yelling [bold]"Bitch, take off your shirt or get back to singing!!"[/bold]

He just needs to STFU and stay that way for as long as possible.

He'll be straight if women will buy his records. He'll be gay if gay men will buy his records. He'll be anything you want him to be, as long as he makes money. It's all economics.

I'm no big time record producer, but TWO songs chart in ten years---and one of them was a Christmas song?

JFC tell me what is sexy about that posed ridiculous photo.

Dear David - NO ONE CARES! Please go away.

This seems like a step backwards.

Yes, r34. This makes it seem like he still has a lot of shame around being attracted to men and doesn't want to fully commit to Team Gay. I hope he's seeing a therapist because he's too old to be this weird about his sexuality.

Not even a sex tape leak would help him at this point

It gets worse. Now, he’s clearly said he’s not gay, only is attracted to a face, doesn’t particularly like dick or ass. Ugh. Fuck him.

He released this music video just last week.

His age is showing in the segments with the blue suit where his receding hairline features prominently.

But are they women women?

He's just confused, and I could still become Mrs. Cheryl Archuleta.

Not with that STENCH from you know where R40.

Maybe there’s an asexual component, or because he’s Mormon he wishes there was one.

He’s looking more and more like he’s suffering from Downs Syndrome as every day passes.

I'm just getting "fussy, needy bottom" from all that.

I'd take care of that fussy and needy bottom. Unlike a lot of people in this thread, I think he's cute.

Cute and confused

The drek about him is exhausting and he is exhausting

I'm open to dating women, but my cock is not.

If Shawn Mendez can't chart anymore, then Davey's going to have a very difficult time. He also has zero charisma and seems rather, well, dumb.

Straight bating?

Let's be frank - he's as exhausting as Sam Smith.

At least this one can stand to be seen in public.

Hell no! Smith is fat, ugly, annoying AND a they. Archuleta is just annoying.

[quote] I hope he's seeing a therapist because he's too old to be this weird about his sexuality.

I don't think former Mormons are ever NOT weird about their sexuality. That cult messes people up for life.

[bold] ....LINK......THIS GUY claims he (allegedly might have) gone on a coffee date with Archie....[/bold].......Guess who talked about HIMSELF and HIS crappy music? Alleges FEET PIX were discussed...Archie denies all...

[quote]Hell no! Smith is fat, ugly, annoying AND a they. Archuleta is just annoying.

It won't be long before Archuleta is also fat, ugly, annoying AND a they R53. That's the direction he's heading in.

No surprise seeing that he’s a graduate of the Barbizon Modeling and Acting School of Salt Lake City.

Straight guys never say, “I’d fuck him” or “I’m open to dating a guy”. But gay guys say shit. Like this to get cred and fit in. Remember Tom Daley saying he still fancied girls?

I went so far as to marry one!

R14 and R58 have catching up to do.

I don't believe the story linked at r55 but I like the idea of DA asking for 8 pumps of caramel in his coffee and then adding two sugar packets. That sounds like the behavior of a gay Mormon.

Is THAT the best David could score (at r55) after coming out? Yuck. This dude is disappointing me more and more by the day.

Fuck this asshole. I’m so over these gay guys that can’t stay gay.

I don't believe the date story because of the detail about David bringing a guitar to a coffee shop and loudly playing it. That's what a douchebag would do in a very broad sitcom. Twink Rocky Dennis got too creative, the other details were believable enough.

His dad was pointing a gun at his head as he said this. Called it.

Archie? We have sufficient

Rep. Dave Archuleta (R)

He’ll 💯 be with a woman in a few years.

R68 One of the celebrity beards?

Archie™️ is held exclusively by The Sussexes so cease and desist using it.

[bold] Photo....[/bold]...Weird hair---what the fuck with those bangs?... This is 100% his cum face... And not a shred of visible bulge. He is only 5 years away from 40. His adorable days are past him.

He’s a lost cause.

"This is 100% his cum face"... or perhaps his taking a dump face?🙄

R72 He is.

He seems mildly retarded to me.

David, you're getting boring. Go away for a few years.

Sigh

So a chick with a dick would be perfect for him?

Ready to [bold] "embrace his queer truth"....[/bold]

He is [bold] "gaining my power back"...[/bold]

[quote]David Archuleta is open.

“Ladies! If you think you’ve got me pegged, we could be a match!” -David A

David Archuleta's hole is open.

I posted at R9 that I was confused as to why we had so many threads about David. I'm still, 82 responses into this thread, confused as to what the fascination is. I think he's very cute, but that's it. I open his threads because they keep coming to the top, but I'm still baffled.

Some guys here love him and want to fuck him. Some guys hate him. That leads to long threads of bitchery whenever he does something to get attention and he does that fairly often.