What things are extremely funny to dataloungers

Maria makes me…laugh.

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO

The jokes about Catherine Zeta Jones age. Never understood the context of it.

Me either r3, but I assume it stems from her fudging or lying about her age. Still funny though.

Poo

Calling everyone “whores”

Melania

Vivian Vance

Buck would never have...

Danny Thomas' glass coffee table

Agnes Carpenter's extreme thinness requirements; "you'll never be good enough!"

Brendad Ickson

All things Dorothy Faye.

I was gonnna say fat people falling, but everyone thinks that's funny.

Condi Rice being pretty

[quote]Buck would never have...

No, no, no...it's "Buck never would have..."

Buck never would have GOTTEN the exact word sequence wrong.

Barbara, please!

Queen Camilla looks like a horse! Many people find this hilarious. Do I? Neigh.

R14 Touché. I have committed a serious DL offense.

Fixded cheeseburgers.

Fank you!

Fank you VERY MUCH!

Actually, it’s “Buck never would have been . . . “

Projects that Gary Morton talked Lucy out of

Me.

My molestation is used for cheap laughs around here

Judy "Pills" Garland.

My Fat Daughter is always good for a laugh

Mia is bitch.

I like blue

Darfur Orphan

I like all the typos that become standard responses, especially Jackie On Assistance (which I'm assuming is a typo before I found the site). The Joey Luft reference is another example I find amusing though I don't know the reference.

This reminds me of the old ASG site that had its own "in the know" phrases, such as L****** for lesbian, in the stereo cabinet, or no longer shopping at the Piggly Wiggly/Pig for dead, among many others.

The way Lizsha talksh

BEARKING is funny to one set of dataloungers, annoying to another set. Not sure which set is fatter, errr, I mean "larger."

I love Darfur Orphan He/she needs to appear on those Kkklan UKp Granny royals threads

"Corn? When did I eat corn?" - Carol Channing

[Quote] I like all the typos that become standard responses, especially Jackie On Assistance (which I'm assuming is a typo before I found the site).

It was yes — for Jackie Onassis. I actually vaguely remember the thread, reading down it, being puzzled for a second, and then it hit me.

I nearly passed my martini olive through my nose.

Miss Lindzibelle

That "You're a whore dear"

Shits fired

Shitbra

Cheryl's pussy

Lens Dunham

Julianne Moore, seriously

WHET...?

Lucy/Mame

The Condi stuff, for sure. Fucking impenetrable to the sane and gainfully employed.

The hatred of Bonnie Franklin and One Day At A Time. Those threads always make me laugh.

The Golden Girls shitty dressing room. I've lost track of whose dressing room and who allegedly took the shit

[quote]The hatred of Bonnie Franklin and One Day At A Time. Those threads always make me laugh.

Me too.

Tasteful Friends...

R33, what happened was, someone referred to Jackie Onassis and the autocorrect changed it to Jackie on Assistance, and that's been Jackie O's moniker ever since.

OMG! I really had no idea ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ didn't even realize an explanation was necessary.

Sows At The Trough

Lapnce Bass is STRAIGHT!

Lapdance?

cak and graxy

once around the garden

crabwalk

lesbians and their canes

Bai Ling on the roof

possums in a drawer

I guess I've been here waaaay too long -- I could go on like this forever.

A Larry King thread which takes off can be comedy gold.

Remember when the Congresswoman Gabby Giffords was shot by that psycho? We had a Larry King parody thread about that. It was absolutely awful, tasteless and beyond inappropriate and I was crying from laughing so hard.

Ann Miller's CARN cob holders.

Julianne Moore, seriously !

WHET and similar onetime DL misspellings now the lexicon.

Liza's variations on normal sibilance, always rendered with affection.

Shibilanashe.

Someone said they tracked Janbot's IP Address and apparently they are a white old man somewhere in Canada. I could not stop laughing when I found that out. Also, one time I blocked Janbot to see if they replied to their own comment. It turns out they did! Pathetic.

r58 that was the troll who called people "ancient white faggots" and was a horrible nuisance, he posted constantly and was very abusive. He pretended he was a thirtysomething black man who was very attractive. He had multiple accounts and forgot to switch accounts when he posted that he worked on some theater production in Toronto or Vancouver in the mid-90s. I forget the name of the show, but given the timeframe he would've had to be in his early 50s at the youngest. Some DL sleuth found the program online and the production was all white guys. We figured out he was a middle-aged white guy who was cosplaying as a younger black man. He disappeared from DL almost immediately.

This is the thread where the "Ancient White Fags" troll finally got busted for being an old white Canadian man. His reply is r139 and then another poster chimed in at r140, calling him out on his bullshit.

R59/R60, that guy was a piece of shit. But I was laughing so hard when he was outed as an old white Canadian guy. Which is so weird on many levels. And when I caught them replying to their own comments, it was just icing on the cake.

r61 he was insane. He's long gone, fortunately.

Someone DL once typed--without irony--"aside from the racism, sexism and homophobia, were the 50s really that bad?". Wrap your head around that.

The concept of a snack purse 👛 🐷

Anne He he

Why are straight me so stupid?

Have we had shop bottoms yet?

The Nasty Pig shop thread.

Someone actually called the store and asked if they carried XXL shirts and the shopbottom snapped, "No, we don't, Datalounge queen!"

Sharon Stone