Ronan has ballooned

Rono.

Is he transitioning?

Stunning!!!

Nepo Baby

We have a Nepo Baby/Man Child running for mayor of NYC.

Maybe Ronan Sinatra should run for mayor too.

He needs to strap those tetas down!

He’s fine.

He should not have worn that shirt. Don't people look at their videos before they post them? I have seen so many shitty videos of people.

Not only shouldn't he have worn that style, but gray isn't his color.

He is trying to steal the "He-Man" role from Nicholas Galitzine.

Has he tried this hair color yet?

He has Frank’s eyes.

Heman.

I wonder what his favorite Frank Sinatra movies are.

Cannonball Run R13!

He loves Ingmar Bergman = Woody's child.

He didn't select Manhattan?

He looks like an androgynous, hothouse flower more at home in a San Francisco, Key West or Palm Springs.

I think he's good looking, but those clothes do not suit him.

He looka lak a wooman

Sassy Realness!....Yes Hunty!!

[quote] He looka lak a wooman

I don't mind that, Mrs Swan.

I don't like his movie picks.

I don't like his Mövenpick.

He's the whitest white person I've ever seen.

Free the Nipple!!

wtf is he wearing? Gays don’t get fat in NYC, Ronan. You’re about five minutes from permanent exile, girl. Get your shit together.

He’s great looking 😘

Quite...filled out.

He holds that bag strap like a purse.

He bought a 1.8 million dollar house in L.A.?. That's what's called POOR in Hollywood. Thoughts and Prayers.

Always looking for attention like his mother and it doesn't help that MIA IS BITCH!

He is looking a bit . . matronly.

In the comments someone posted a gif of Philip Seymour Hoffman in the tank top in Boogie Nights.

His face still looks about the same and a nice one.

Christ, he’s hideous.

He’s so white.

Pasty. And the shirt isn't doing him any favors.

Leave him alone, he seems to be a nice person.

He looks like a Swedish lesbian ski instructor.

[quote] Leave him alone, he seems to be a nice person.

I know many people who have interacted with him and that's never been their takeaway. He looks like he's bulking up (or trying to) and that shirt is horribly unflattering and the bottom cinching makes him look fat. Supposedly he has a beautiful penis.

What does he do when you call him “Satchel?”

He has got bigger but a lot of it seems to be muscle. I dont think the bodybuilder look really suits him though. Incredibly beautiful skin however he did look better slimmer

Ronan, are you a size 14?

I don't believe he's Sinatra's kid, but there is something more than a passing resemblance, which is more striking as he ages.

"Brazil" is great. Ronan is well-spoken and seems smart in a very rote academic way.

Please stop using awesome incorrectly. a mountain view is awesome.

He’s definitely bulked up. He looked a lot better when he had longer hair and a fake tan. Honestly he would look fine if he just wore a shirt with sleeves and went with a darker blond hair dye. The super light blond just washes him out considering how naturally pale he is. That said he does have good taste in movies. All of those are excellent choices. Klute is one of my all time favorites.

He IS Rosemary's Baby!

I think he's ruined his face with fillers to the point where his body doesn't even matter. He so handsome ten years ago.

He sure doesn't look like he's half Ashkenazi blood. He needs to do a 23&Me test.

dark circles. does not look well. though his cream skin is otherwise very white and smooth.

[quote]He needs to do a 23&Me test.

Well, maybe not that particular one. That's the company that had to file for bankruptcy protection because hackers had gotten hold of millions of users' results.

I don't think hie is physically attractive but the biggest turn off for me is his personality. He seems to think he is brilliant. To me, he seems like a classmate whose parents constantly raved about his intellect and, believing all that praise, is always yapping in class to enlighten the rest of us with his wise thoughts.

That's either medication or the "I quit smoking' weight gain

Is this what Nicolas Fairford will look like in a few years?

R24, Nicole Kidman would like a word.

He looks like a girl. A fat, stupid, girl.

He's way to pasty to be wearing tank tops and...is he cutting is own hair? Because it kind of looks like it.

*too pasty**

If he wants people to stop saying that he looks like Frank Sinatra, mission accomplished

1.8 is REALLY poor in NYC R30. Embarrassing.

lol. That’s not “bulking up.” It’s fat.

R60. Is that Diane Sawyer?

[quote]R52 He seems to think he is brilliant.

He might be. He started college when he was 11.

Wonder if Woody ever feels the pangs of missing out on being his father.

40 is late in life to go off the rails, but when people make themselves look awful like that I always think they are crazy. Non-functional, one step away from street homeless crazy.

Sure he’s overweight, but a lot of people are. And being fanatical about sunscreen when you are very light skinned and appearance conscious is understandable. But the orange-yellow crayola hair and incredibly unflattering top = completely lost the plot. Those are active choices.

Quite big tits.

[quote]He sure doesn't look like he's half Ashkenazi blood. He needs to do a 23&Me test.

You think he looks Sicilian then?

Is he an Albino?

I was thinking he was checking out Moob territory. He's looking "mooby."

Roll-on Farrow

He has Frank's eyes.

I thought his Criterion picks were interesting. It's nice that he picked a handful of films versus some actors stuffing 20 DVDs into their tote bag.

That's not the kind of white skin you keep from judicious use of sunscreen.

That's the kind of skin that stays white because you never see the sun.

Like a vampire.

Sad last days of Criterion

He's really not at the point of no return - he could get back into shape. It's his choice of clothing that is ruining his look right now - that's a terrible shirt for his body and skin tone right now. He could look okay, even at this weight, in the right clothes

Mia Hogg

He looks best with this hair color and tan:

Completely agree, r77. Or, if he doesn't want to tan (or be tanned), DON'T choose the hair color he's sporting in the OP pic. I wonder what his natural hair color looks like.

I love how catty you guys are.

The only defence I'll offer for him is his whiteness. As someone with ridiculously fair skin, it's honestly impossible to tan. When going into the sun, I have two choices: burn and turn a very painful red, or put SPF 50 on, knowing I'll stay very pale.

I'll rarely wear shorts because it's just more skin to put sunblock on (and worry I've missed some). I also don't think it's fair to blind people by reflecting the sun off my white legs.

Justice for the ghostly pale gays!

He seems insufferable.

[quote] What does he do when you call him “Satchel?”

He just chuckles and is thankful he wasn’t named, Hobo, Tote or Clutch.

He has the most beautiful eyes but he’s turned into a grown up Pugsley.

R67 About as much as he looks Mizrahi/Sephardic like a typical Israeli 😃.

Respectfully disagree, R77. He looks a lot better with the fake tan and that hair color than he does in the recent video, but it’s too fake, too theatrical. It might have sort of worked in photos and videos, but he’s too old for that now and I bet it would look weird in person. There are very few natural adult blondes and I don’t think he’s one of them. He could still have an overall blonde look with highlights, but he should go closer to his natural color for a base.

The skin color is a tougher call. He is obviously has a very light complexion and I don’t want to fault him for doing the healthy thing and avoiding sun exposure, but I don’t like that waxy, Jared Kushner look. It’s worse than the orange fake tan.

Unfortunately, I think that’s my age showing. I grew up in the 1970’s and 80s when we were still getting real tans and to me that skin = big loser who doesn’t go outside. If I were him I’d risk a few wrinkles and allow the sun to freckle me a little. I know I’m wrong, but that’s the knee jerk reaction.

He's still with the fit latino boyfriend. Ronan posted him when he was hanging out with Jinkx recently. I'm assuming his natural hair color is that mousy dark blond/light brown most blond children grow up to have.

[quote] 40 is late in life to go off the rails, but when people make themselves look awful like that I always think they are crazy. Non-functional, one step away from street homeless crazy.

So you're saying he's a step away from street homeless crazy because he is wearing a grey tank-top that does not flatter him?

Never change, Datalounge.

That AND the hair, R86.

He reminds me a bit of Peachyboy.

He has gone from almost buff to almost pudgy. He looks like he gained about 20 pounds in 2 months by carb loading.

Looking at his face at r25 I think he looks like Candace Bergen.

He looks like he's a step away from declaring he can "Pump...YOU UP!" (clap!)

He's got terrible gayvoice. Such sibilant "s" sounds.

[quote] I don't believe he's Sinatra's kid, but there is something more than a passing resemblance, which is more striking as he ages.

Then what do you attribute the Sinatra resemblance to?

Has his ex married the FTM yet? I wonder if that's what triggered the binge eating and weight gain.

r93, he looks like his maternal grandfather, the director John Farrow.

When Mia was married to Sinatra, it was widely commented upon at the time was that she had chosen a husband who looked like her father. That explains the non-biological resemblance.

If Ronan Farrow were Sinatra's biologial child, he would have insisted upon that parentage long ago since he hates Woody Allen because of what Allen did to his mother and what he claims Allen did to his sister Dylan. But he still admits Woody Allen is his biological father.

[quote]Then what do you attribute the Sinatra resemblance to?

To coincidence or the power of suggestion, I guess. People say Harry Styles looks like Mick Jagger, but I don't think he is his son.

R96 But Harry Styles's mother never slept with Mick Jagger.

It's weird that if Ronan looks so much like his maternal grandfather, he looks so little like his paternal grandparents.

Sinatra's parents, on the other hand...not that far-fetched.

The pale skin and peculiarly emerging Akhenaten body are one thing. The slight scent of estrogen and the sort of facial cues of early Bruce Jenner transitioning (if his skin were olive it could look like that weird eyebrow contouring trashy New Jerseyites "players" still do) and training-bra bosom are another thing.

But the third thing is a thing most thingy: He doesn't look like he's just smelling cookies. He looks like just snorted all the cookies and crumbs off the assembly line at Keebler's, and managed to pack three elves up there to top it all off.

Comments on Instagram are all about how he's unqualified to be featured in the Criterion closet since (unlike almost everyone who does this) he's not in films, acting, directing, etc.

[quote] It's weird that if Ronan looks so much like his maternal grandfather, he looks so little like his paternal grandparents.

That's just how genetics works.

Some people look like both sides of their families, and some people only look like one side.

Did you not take biology in high school?

This is Mother's Special Boy you bitches are talking about. Show some fucking respect.

He’s one person who needs a spray tan.

He's not Frank's. Satch looked like his mother, with her coloring, but you can see Woody in his eyes and nose. But I'm not sure the startling bueness of his present ocular orbs match what early photos seem to suggest.

As for his many procedures, after which you'd think he'd be able to look like anyone he wanted, about which Reddit comments included:

[quote]Rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox, eye lift and Plane Jane's breastplate.

[quote]Got them all stars lips. Now she’s a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.

Earring Ken on Drag Race, with breastplate.

I see nothing wrong with him being in the Criterion Closet--why should it only be filmmakers and actors? Especially given that he grew up in a household where they would have talked about film all the time.

I am really curious why he chose to dress like this for the clip, although its' true that sometimes people get in denial when they gain a lot of weight (I know I did when that happened to me). Even if he were still at his fittest, though, he'd look like a douche in that outfit for this occasion.

Ronan looks appear to be around about 80-90% from Mia. Some people inherit their looks overwhelmingly from one parent and little from the other, rather than an approximate 50-50 composite.

I am like that as well, my facial composition is a minimum 80% from my mother's side. In fact until I was in my forties one could not see any physical comparison to my father. My first cousin on my mother's looked more like my brother than my actual sibling. My brother on the other hand looks significantly more like my father.

R107 he has also had several documentary films that's he has been involved in production of so its not like he is totally outside of the industry.

That tank top was a choice……. A very bad one. You can tell he thinks he looks sexy

[quote]Harry Styles looks like Mick Jagger, but I don't think he is his son.

I seriously couldn't tell you.

Dataloungers ahve seen so many soap opera that despite an enormous preponderance of evidence to the contrary they still would love for celebrities to be secretly the child of a different parent. They want to claim still that Prince Harry is James Hewitt's son and that Ronan farrow is Frank Sinatra's son.

They were so thrilled when the writers of Falcon Crest revealed that Richard Channing was really Angela's son that they never got over it.

Bucket of lard

Noman Ferret

Mia is bitch.

That is the same body build as Elon’s. He should strive for thinness. Those Eastern European genes will turn him into a gross-ma in no time.

Who does a paid (or volunteer) gig for someone else wearing a shirt like that? Someone who wants to show off their biceps.

He looks like someone who paid for silicone implants to get "muscles." However, I do believe his muscles are real, it just doesn't look quite right. His skin tone is too pale, the hair color is a yucky shade of blonde, and the filler in his face gives him a FTM vibe. He is someone who would look good in all black and/or dark gray, rather than lighter colors. Seeing him here, you can tell he spends enormous amounts of time looking at himself in a mirror, but probably thinks other people think he looks like a Greek God.

What is his obsession with cosmetic procedures all about?

Ever since Mia had his legs pulled its become a bit too much.

He talked about how Pakula movies influenced his journalistic writing, which was kind of interesting and a tangential career connection to the world of film.

R105 Scrolling down to the photo you put in your post, the first thing I saw was the yes and they look just like Sinatra's. Not Woody's at all. Are you people blind, or what?

Farrow probably not a warm and fuzzy character. The way he went after his father for what Allen did to his sister was brutal and convincing.

The HBO documentary about Dylan’s experience put the facts together in an easy to understand way. These cases suffer from the fact that the details show the crime. They need to understood in their totality. Woody Allen never recovered from it, never able to cloud and confuse the issue.

Winslet stated that after seeing the doc, she needed to apologize for appearing in Wonderwheel and smacked other actresses who said they would NEVER do an Allen film. She argued that his female roles were deeply coveted among actresses.

Ronan’s pursuit of predatory men and role in starting the MeToo movement displayed pit bull tenacity.

The Pakula influence likely comes from the director’s paranoia trilogy: Klute, Parallax View and President’s men. Farrow has written about how paranoid he became as he found more and more info on the exploitation of women. He even kept his notes in safe deposit box.

I watched that documentary and I was not convinced. Mia coached her.

[quote] Supposedly he has a beautiful penis.

THE most edifying line in a post in this thread. No one will top this.

^DL priorities.

What was behind the Ronan Farrow/Jon Lovett breakup?

Lovett was fat

R126 there was a full thread on this.

He wears blue contact lenses.

I like blue.

He’s just so…pale. Pink even.

R122 Kate Winslet is so full of shit. No actress her age would've been unaware of these charges and the cloud hanging over Woody. While the final film wasn't great, it was a meaty role he wrote especially for her that she jumped at after not being able to do Blue Jasmine. If the movie had been a hit and/or won her an Oscar, she wouldn't be expressing any this regret.

I agree with R123. I had trouble getting thru the documentary. I skipped around, found it wholly unconvincing.

Considering it was HBO which usually produces superior entries, I went in totally open-minded. I didn't think the documentary itself was up to the usual HBO standards.

[quote]He has Frank's eyes.

And Harlow's complexion.

R132 I do think you’re right about that. I tend to find the people who say they regret working with Allen had shitty movie. People who one awards or good reviews mostly still defend him.

One singular sensation.

R124 - LOL!! It's true! That's the one thing I'm going to remember from this thread.

What does his ass look like?

There was a poster on the gossip thread on the Farrow/Lovett breakup who said that Ronan had a small penis.

R139 - Small could still be beautiful...

I mean he’s on Grindr and sniffies often enough.

"Supposedly he has a beautiful penis."

Did he inherit that from Woody?

Light gray is not his color.

(Not to mention sleeveless)

R139 "There was a poster on the gossip thread on the Farrow/Lovett breakup who said that Ronan had a small penis. "

There is no way he is Frank Sinatra's son then. Sinatra was allegedly well-hung.

He was always nice to me on Grindr. Granted he was trying to suck my dick, but still.

I find it kind of funny how certain actors (ranging from Colin Firth, Mira Sorvino, Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslet, Greta Gerwig, Elliot Page, Griffin Newman, etc) have denounced working with Woody Allen, given Mia Farrow (of all people) recently said in an interview that it doesn’t bother her that actors want to work with Woody (she was promoting “The Roommate” at the time).

It’s like these actors went through all that trouble for nothing.

R146 - It's a performative gesture on their part anyway.

It's like actors coming out against Weinstein after #metoo; mmkay, well where have you been for the last 20 years? Somehow not hearing what a sleazebag/rapist he was? Has your head been up your ass?

Has he always had uptalk/upspeak and vocal fry?

R30 "He bought a $1.8 million dollar house in L.A.".

But with what? He has no particular employ that could sustain monthly mortgage payments or even the down-payment.

He's telling me something about stuff I (or any gay) didn't know already? Yawn...