Largest Penis in the World Causes Man to Break Arm

HIllarious! Thanks, I needed that.

He just use his penis as his arm.

He can’t see the forest for the peen.

I'd take half of what he got

Any pics of his face?

And does he say if he's gay or str8?

Here you go.

The face is meh.

I'm out.

Another penis-related injury.

You'd think he'd hit the gym and buy a chin.

Is that covered by Workers Compenisation?

Datalounge bottoms, rejoice! Finally somebody who might be able to make you feel something!

[quote]my penis was the only thing in my eye line

Something tells me a man doesn't have to have a huge penis for this to be frequently true.

#humblebrag

What a whiny little bitch.

He's a fool for not doing porn or cam shows. Who cares if he's older and not handsome? I bet a lot of people would pay to see that freak show penis.

He kind of shows it.

Anything over 9" looks like a birth defect and ceases being hot.

He is over 10” flaccid.

This very much rewrites the rules of “big dick face”

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

I would think he's very small r19.

He probably isn't able to do much sexually unless he finds size queens interested.

The measure of a man…

I hope it wasn't his right arm he broke.

Does it say what his orientation is?

This reads like an article from some satirical magazine. Maybe The Onion.

Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline "Assailant Escapes On Pogo Stick."

I doubt he is rock hard

Why is it always these reported men with huge penises never actually show them?

I've seen enough pics online of men who have hollowed out massive dildoes and stuck their dick in them and they hold the base and wave it around.

I have a feeling this guy is lying and is a weird attention seeker.

Put up or shut up. There was another case of something like this a few years ago in Mexico - once again, just a big sack that could have been filled with anything.

Boys, boys, boys. OP comes in with zero receipts, R6 serves a sad DMV-level pic, and R16 barely clears the bar. Luckily for you amateurs, I’ve got a better look at that ER-worthy trouser snake.

Looks as rigid as a brown banana.

R29 - yeah, but once again - you can't really make it out. It could be a flaccid dildo shoved down his pants.

I don't believe this at all - he's just a weirdo looking for attention.

One last thing "I'm too old now" for porn - he's what, early 40s?

So what if he's out of shape - look at Ron Jeremy and he had just a solid 8" dick.

He could make huge $$$ on OnlyFans.

He's lying his ass off - he's just a weird, lonely man looking for attention. That's it, folks.

I don't think he's lying but I wonder if he has trouble getting a really hard erection. John Holmes supposedly had a squishy boner and his was smaller. Either way he should still do porn.

Any DLers packing close to this?

Fell outta my chair on that one, R34

His dick’s a towel rack!

His parents must be proud

Darwinism is trying to weed out all of our fun 😭

[quote] You'd think he'd hit the gym and buy a chin.

You try doing cardio with that thing flopping around.

R43 Yeah, [quote]he's just a weird, lonely man looking for attention

Ok. But I’d still be elbowing my way to the front of that very long line to take it for a spin.

Who knew Andrew Lloyd Webber is hung?

Princess Tinymeat.

If it's real, it must be kind of a hassle to deal with day to day.

[quote] avoids all-inclusive resorts after a pool manager once asked him to leave because the outline of his penis was too visible—even with dark board shorts and compression layers on.

Absurd. The guy can't help what's he's got, and he made an effort to conceal it.

This isn't even about sex, per se. And women can parade around with their comically enhanced mammary glands as long as their areolae aren't visible.

[quote] If it's real, it must be kind of a hassle to deal with day to day.

The entire reason for LPSG.

I’ve had two genuine 10” cocks in my time, one of them had 10.5”, he was married with two daughters and was a diver on the oil rigs. Both got fully hard but then this is when they were probably early to mid 20’s.

I have a friend an older guy that I knew on holiday, he was I think 82 when I last saw him and he’s still alive as we occasionally send a wattsap message. He was slimmish and tall but definitely looked his age, an old man. We used to sometimes sit together on a nudist beach and in the cruising areas. He has a genuine horse hung cock. People would gasp and stare when they saw it. He was divorced with kids and started going with guys later in life. I only knew him for a few years when he was older and he definitely wasn’t my type.

But what I learnt from him is what I suppose most of us know already, that you can be 82, look like shit, but everyone wants you for your cock, just so they can say they have had one that big. When I’ve seen younger guys with huge cocks it can look really impressive, but his wasn’t attractive to look at, it looked freakishly big.

R40- true, and that's the point. He could make a lot of money on OF - he doesn't have to do much but show it and maybe jackoff. There are tons of people who would just be fascinated by it.

But he doesn't. Why? Because he's lying.

You can't have it both ways - why is it all of theses articles about these super-hung men just show an outline through their pants but they never actually show it?

You can't say you're shy and then have multiple stories in the press about your dick. YOU contacted the press - nobody else would know about it because of privacy laws in hospitals.

There are some men out there with freakishly big dicks - but they're not getting articles written about them. I don't believe it until I see it. And the stories get a lot of clicks and ad revenue for the outlet.

Sorry to be a wet blanket - but i've seen these stories before.

What a waste of a giant shlong, with THAT FACE!