Dear Abby: My Friend and Her Son are too FAT

A topic only Chrissy Metz could love.

Lawd. 😂. This has to be trolling. Everytime they come over furniture breaks. Only in America folks. Only in America.

“She’s so hot she broke the couch!”

I read that column this morning and immediately thought of DL.

R4 Maybe it’s Mrs. McCain and the friend is her daughter.

Abby should have suggested that her friend would be useful on garbage detail.

Never change, DL.

Sad!

Does Bridgette Fonda have an adult son?

Murder them.

—Dear Gabby

This is probably a troll written by someone from DL, lol.

If Americans were halfway intelligent we would understand cheap flimsy particleboard, glue, spit and mystery fabric IKEA and Chinese furniture cannot withstand the rigors of the super-obese who in addition to their eyepopping heft, also have the horrid, trashy habit of PLOPPING down, not sitting down. And instead of standing slightly to shift their tonnage left, right, or back they fucking WIGGLE, which puts enormous strain on the structure of the furniture.

And would restore Thomasville, High Point, and Lexington NC furniture industry to its former glory.

R12 I love you 😂

The woman with the wrecked furniture should contact some of the chat shows to see where they get their Chrissy Metz-proof furniture.

A literal home wrecker.

Plot twist: the letter writer is into BBWs and hai GF broke the couch

The* not hai. Autotype is goofy.

R15 😂 right.

So fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

R19 is Wilmer Valderrama

I had a morbidly obese coworker who had to lose 100 lbs before the doctor would perform gastric bypass surgery. She would break a chair once a month.

It would grind loudly under her weight for a few weeks until you heard a loud "bump, bump, BUMP" and everyone would look over and the chair was twisted out of shape. Then she would have one of us walk it over to another department to turn it in and we would get yelled at for the broken chair. "You bring in a broken chair once a month! This can't keep happening!"

We would explain it was Lori's chair. They wouldn't say anything else because Lori was well-liked. Anyway, she died from her obesity at 40. Blood clot traveled from her leg to her heart.

The people in the broken chair department were crying hysterically. I wasn't.

r4 Same.

They go FOUR TIME! They no eat vegetable!

$900. 22 replies and no one suggested the host should buy a better couch.

You guys are slipping.

Fat people are the least of my worries. When my uncle JD comes over, he always leaves a sticky wet spot on the sofa.

R23 - You scare my wife