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Cristiano Ronaldo and the gigantic diamond engagement ring

Why are these monstrosities so much in fashion now? Ronaldo gave his girlfriend a ring of @ 35 carats, and is probably worth $5 million. Lauren Sanchez Bezos has one about the same size that is worth about a million less.

You cannot wear these things comfortably, because they're heavy. If you wear them, you're basically a target to be robbed the entire time you wear it. And there are fewer things you could wear that would show a higher disregard for human life.

I think only a child or an idiot would think wearing a diamond this big is desirable or attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 14, 2025 10:25 PM

Who?

And she needs to do something about that icky brown mark on her ring finger. She should have done it before getting the ring. Now the ring just makes it all the more obvious. Also, those tapered nails make her fingers look sickly.

by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2025 4:46 AM

[quote] And she needs to do something about that icky brown mark on her ring finger. She should have done it before getting the ring.

It's a tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2025 4:48 AM

Oh, okay. Thanks.

A tattoo of what? A surgical scar? A birthmark?

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2025 5:09 AM

OP has never touched a real diamond that size, I have. Helped a wealthy woman I used to work for sell it through Sotheby's after her divorce. Anyways, my point is diamonds are not that heavy. Just because they are called rocks does not mean they are made of lead. You sound jealous.

A 35-carat diamond weighs exactly 7 grams.

That's about the same as 2 sugar packets.

by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2025 5:36 AM

It's still an ugly piece of jewelry, r4. Who cares how much it weighs?

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2025 5:41 AM

For some reason, I immediately thought on this radio ad from GTA San Andreas

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by Anonymousreply 6August 13, 2025 5:46 AM

[quote]Who cares how much it weighs?

Apparently OP does. "You cannot wear these things comfortably, because they're heavy."

by Anonymousreply 7August 13, 2025 5:50 AM

OP, she will never wear it. They immediately make costume jewelry replicas of everything and wear that in public. The real jewels are kept in a safe.

by Anonymousreply 8August 13, 2025 5:56 AM

He's going to regret spending that kind of money on a fucking engagement ring.

by Anonymousreply 9August 13, 2025 6:55 AM

The bigger the diamond, the more convincingly heterosexual the husband.

by Anonymousreply 10August 13, 2025 7:10 AM

Which one is wearing the most makeup?

by Anonymousreply 11August 13, 2025 8:46 AM

How many fiancés and baby mamas has Chrissy had over the years? Performative masculinity and jet set playboy superrich. Every time Chissy rents a yacht there are handsome men on board.

by Anonymousreply 12August 13, 2025 8:56 AM

I always wanted to hold Cristiano’s rock in my hand - just to see how heavy it is.

by Anonymousreply 13August 13, 2025 9:02 AM

Cristiano nude aboard his yacht...

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by Anonymousreply 14August 13, 2025 9:20 AM

[quote]If you wear them, you're basically a target to be robbed the entire time you wear it.

He probably used bodyguards even before buying this ring. Plus it'll be insured.

I prefer her emerald-cut rock.

by Anonymousreply 15August 13, 2025 9:32 AM

Get that ice, or else no dice!

by Anonymousreply 16August 13, 2025 7:34 PM

I can’t get pass the size of her fake lips.

by Anonymousreply 17August 13, 2025 7:37 PM

*past

by Anonymousreply 18August 13, 2025 7:37 PM

You're supposed to cheat with the common instagram whore, not marry her you retard !

by Anonymousreply 19August 13, 2025 7:49 PM

They've been together 9 years supposedly.

They got together RIGHT AFTER he stopped seeing that Moroccan boxer in 2016. He met her at a Gucci store - she was a sales assistant.

This ring is a down payment - that's all.

Do I believe he loves her as the mother of his children and as a person? Sure. Do I think they're fucking? Nope.

by Anonymousreply 20August 13, 2025 7:55 PM

Why can't CR7 just come out already. Doesn't he have enough $$$ for many lifetimes?

by Anonymousreply 21August 13, 2025 8:22 PM

That’s a very expensive NDA.

by Anonymousreply 22August 13, 2025 9:01 PM

Sometimes too much is just enough!

by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2025 9:27 PM

Chrissie is making HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS with the Saudis. HE is not coming out.

by Anonymousreply 24August 13, 2025 11:04 PM

[quote]They got together RIGHT AFTER he stopped seeing that Moroccan boxer in 2016. He met her at a Gucci store - she was a sales assistant.

Cristiano and that Moroccan boxer...

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by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2025 12:37 AM

He was once so hot. Now he looks like a retired drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 26August 14, 2025 1:00 AM

R11 wearing more makeup

by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2025 1:14 AM

THAT glittering crumb!?? HAHHHH!

by Anonymousreply 28August 14, 2025 2:36 AM

I suppose if you're wearing a diamond that size you never have to do anything meaningful with your hands (during the daytime), but where the weight of it does confound me a bit is how you would stop the diamond from falling to the underside of your hand all the time, like a watch with a too-big band. There is nothing to counterbalance it. (Unless, of course, it's so big the gap between your fingers isn't enough near the knuckle.)

by Anonymousreply 29August 14, 2025 6:06 AM

He used to be gorgeous. What happened?

by Anonymousreply 30August 14, 2025 5:13 PM

He saw a pussy!🫣

by Anonymousreply 31August 14, 2025 6:26 PM

[quote] He used to be gorgeous. What happened?

He aged, honey.

Dataloungers don't seem to understand how aging works...

by Anonymousreply 32August 14, 2025 7:17 PM

I think he looks better now than when he was young and goofy. He's had some subtle work done.

by Anonymousreply 33August 14, 2025 8:20 PM

R33 subtle? He's had MAJOR work done multiple times.

by Anonymousreply 34August 14, 2025 8:22 PM

The work he had done ruined his looks.

And no, R32, it’s not just the normal aging process.

Older would be fine. He looks bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 35August 14, 2025 8:29 PM

I didn't realize he has so many children. Two sets of twins and a relationship with Irina Shayk. Even the Post commenters know.

by Anonymousreply 36August 14, 2025 8:44 PM

Subtle work! 🤡👍

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by Anonymousreply 37August 14, 2025 8:48 PM

it's rather small

by Anonymousreply 38August 14, 2025 8:51 PM

Ask Kimmy Cakes about the merits of owning expensive jewellery!

by Anonymousreply 39August 14, 2025 8:52 PM

Now that you can grow diamonds in a lab we're going to be seeing more of these massive stones.

by Anonymousreply 40August 14, 2025 8:53 PM

What did the boyfriend get?

by Anonymousreply 41August 14, 2025 9:21 PM

Chrissies bleached pink and waxed butthole.

by Anonymousreply 42August 14, 2025 9:25 PM

r41 Herpes

by Anonymousreply 43August 14, 2025 9:29 PM

Diamonds are most women's backup plan. The bigger the diamond, the more they can sell it for after the divorce. Unfortunately, most women who do have a diamond ring that hubby paid around $7,000 for, don't realize that 1ct ring will only fetch you about $800 when trying to sell it back to a jeweler.

It's not until you get into the 5ct range or higher that diamonds that size are truly considered rare and retain or increase in value.

by Anonymousreply 44August 14, 2025 10:25 PM
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