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Male hairdresser tells his male customer he knows some girls who would like to hook up with the customer.
The customer agrees, and goes to a secluded park with the hairdresser at night. The hairdresser, who is wearing a backpack, goes off into the bushes to “get his female friend.” Minutes later, a massive “woman” emerges from the bushes wearing a dress.
The “woman” begins eagerly devouring the customer's penis. It finally dawns on the customer that something may be awry ….
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 13, 2025 11:19 AM |
Madea does Maryland.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 13, 2025 2:33 AM |
So tell us, how did you meet your wife?
Well, it all started with a haircut…
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 13, 2025 2:55 AM |
two geniuses
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 13, 2025 2:58 AM |
Priceless!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 13, 2025 4:32 AM |
That's way too much work for cock.
But it's funny as hell.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 13, 2025 4:46 AM |
The customer guessed something was amiss when he saw the woman had a beard.
I wonder what he thought was going on when a woman appeared from the bushes, made a bee line for him, and put his cock in “her” mouth?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 13, 2025 4:51 AM |
I don’t think I’d be convinced.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 13, 2025 5:18 AM |
For some reason, I keep picturing this with Bigs Bunny or Foghorn Leghorn.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 13, 2025 5:30 AM |
Bugs Bunny, dammit.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 13, 2025 5:31 AM |
Tale as old as time.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2025 5:36 AM |
[Quote] Bigs Bunny
Photos please
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 13, 2025 6:00 AM |
sounds like the datalounger screaming women are disgusting and it is unfair they get all the premium cawk
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 13, 2025 7:17 AM |
"duh hart wunts whut duh hart wunts" cunts
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 13, 2025 7:19 AM |
A hairdresser to boot? What century is this?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 13, 2025 7:20 AM |
[quote] The “woman” begins eagerly devouring the customer's penis.
That right there should have given it away.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 13, 2025 7:29 AM |
Most women don't have sex in public, men do
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 13, 2025 7:47 AM |
Nobody’s perfect!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 13, 2025 8:28 AM |
this needs to be a 5 minute film.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 13, 2025 8:45 AM |
Gay hairdresser tricks drug addict, severely mentally ill, or mentally retarded iq client.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 13, 2025 8:48 AM |
According to the article the guy went back a second time “just to be sure”
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 13, 2025 8:55 AM |
Maybe the victim is fugly but has a visibly evident huge cock when he sits for his haircut with Miss Thing. Maybe the victim is indeed intellectually challenged.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 13, 2025 8:58 AM |
R20, that part 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 13, 2025 9:05 AM |
Dats duh suck job!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2025 9:38 AM |
[quote]For some reason, I keep picturing this with Bigs Bunny or Foghorn Leghorn.
FAGhorn Leghorn!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 13, 2025 10:04 AM |
Maybe he needs a better wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 13, 2025 11:19 AM |
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