No, not between MTG and Laura Loomer. UFC chief Dana White said the league is planning a cage match on the White House grounds to celebrate America 250. I think some DLer joked about the prospect a few weeks ago, now it's reality. Airing on CBS, "The Tiffany Network."
What does one wear to a CAGE MATCH at The White House on America's 250th anniversary?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 12, 2025 9:15 PM |
This will be staged on golden mats in Trump's luxurious new Brawlroom.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 13, 2025 12:54 AM |
Fucking classy.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 13, 2025 12:58 AM |
"Idiocracy" has now officially arrived..
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 13, 2025 1:02 AM |
Very apropos with this president.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 13, 2025 1:13 AM |
Will there be girls in bikinis?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 13, 2025 1:18 AM |
Of course R5, and Trump will grab them all by the pussy, simply because he can.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 13, 2025 2:04 AM |
It should be a fight to the death. His audience would love it.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 13, 2025 2:13 AM |
Ohhh, noooooo! I just shat inside of my girdle!!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 13, 2025 2:23 AM |
I wouldn't have expected a cage match to usher in Ivanka's return to the White House. Guess she really is just as trashy as her father:
(UFC CEO) Dana White said he already spoke with President Donald Trump, a long-time UFC fan and friend of the CEO, and will meet with Trump and his daughter Ivanka Trump later this month to continue planning the event. “When he called me and asked me to do it, he said, ‘I want Ivanka in the middle of this,’” White said of the President, on CBS Mornings. “So Ivanka reached out to me, and her and I started talking about the possibilities, where it would be and, you know, I put together all the renderings.”
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2025 4:30 PM |
President Herbert Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho approves. Where will the keg and stripper pole be set up?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 13, 2025 5:08 PM |
The sick bastard is resuscitating the despicable slavery-era pasttime of "Battle Royal" on the White House grounds in celebration of this country's 250th anniversary.
I'm reminded this afternoon of Reverend Jeremiah Wright and his prescient sermon: "God Damn America!!"
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 13, 2025 6:46 PM |
Didn't someone in the administration propose that immigrants fight in these matches to see who gets to stay in the country?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 13, 2025 6:54 PM |
IIRC, R13, it was puppy killer Noem.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 13, 2025 6:58 PM |
Urgh. This tacky motherfucker.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 13, 2025 7:17 PM |
Maybe there will be a wet t-shirt contest to open the festivities.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 13, 2025 7:18 PM |
[quote]Maybe there will be a wet t-shirt contest to open the festivities.
Sponsored by Depends.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 13, 2025 7:24 PM |
Talk about predictive programming.
The US is starting to look more and more like this.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 13, 2025 8:16 PM |
This aint shit! Stand by for the weenie eating contest, AND the distance spitting competition! Finally, America!! An administration which finally gets you! 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 14, 2025 4:31 PM |
Will Rosie be invited to sing God Bless America?
Will she mud wrestle Donald in a televised fight?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 14, 2025 4:50 PM |