$5 = Joy... Go!

Hagen Daaz coffee or green matcha ice cream. It's 3.50 at Amazon Fresh.

A Grocery Outlet perennial or 6-pack of annuals.

Woo woo $1.99 a month, I get two glorious months of judging strangers on Datalounge. Joyful bliss.

Gum. I like it.

A pastry

Lottery ticket

One of those crackling cat toys spritzed with Kooky Kat catnip spray brings joy for me and my Ragdoll.

A pint of Haagen-Dazs Strawberry or Ben and Jerry’s Vanilla Caramel Fudge, whichever is on sale this week.

R8 is right-the pint of Haagen-Dazs Strawberry with Hershey's chocolate (always have that in fridge)

Jarritos Gummies

Whatever fancy citrus fruit the health food co-op has in stock. The season is over, but Ojai Pixie tangerines are one of my favorite things on planet Earth.

Ice cream.

Dutch almond chocolate was my favorite, but it was discontinued. So probably chocolate chip.

This…

Pint of pistachio ice cream

$5 worth of penis please!

*spend most of it at once

Apparently on the Fat Whore know how to spend 5 bucks.

Mini seedless watermelon.

3 Minutes with my cheaper "Niteflirt" guy.

a pint of haagen das mango ice cream

10 blowjobs from Rep. Lauren Boebert.

Opening the stiff paper of a fresh bar of bath soap redolent of eucalyptus or bergamot or mint.

Three 2-packs of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

A cup of ice cream from my favorite heladería (with some change)

2 lemon and orange granizadas (to share) for the hottest days

$5 Monday mystery movie at my local Regal. A lot of fun not knowing what's on offer until it starts. And they're usually pretty good.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to one tonight.

Maybe some kind of fancy iced coffee. The kind with whipped cream on top. I’d walk around with whipped cream around my mouth, leering at all the hot dads.

r19 is "Niteflirt guy" real or a fantasy plus fleshlight? 😉😄

$5 of perfectly ripened purple wrinkled passionfruit. The best.

R24 that’s an interesting idea.

A pocketful of treats for my dog.

$5 doesn't really buy a whole lot nowadays. 2 king size Snickers would completely blow this. But we can do better.

I'd get some decadent sweet treat from a bakery, or maybe a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

I'm impressed with the people who would buy themselves flowers before a calorie bomb. You probably all have your original waistlines lol.

Swim goggles! I love being in the water. Would live in it if possible.

A four-pack of coffee yogurt.

I can never find it anywhere, and I used to eat it every day for lunch. So when I found some in the Kosher grocery store across the street from my hotel in Panama, I bought a few of them. Delicious!

A very special treat on the few occasions I run into it.

Two vegetable spring rolls from my local Chinese restaurant.

10 minutes in the local peep show booth

Three Big Boy tomatoes from the farmers market.

A cannoli or sfogliatelle from a NYC bakery.

I guess a 3 oz. tiny can of tuna.

r30 is me posting from an alternative timeline in 1988

Kroger often has shrimp on sale for $5. You get about 20 cooked shrimp and a little tub of cocktail sauce.

Half a pound of Gelson’s potato salad.

It costs a dollar more than the $5 limit, so I’ll have to flash a little leg.

Pizza Hut has Personal Pan pizzas for $2 on Tuesday. I just signed up for the app to buy a couple tomorrow. With tax, it will come close and maybe not go over.

Epsom salt bath with my tea tree or eucalyptus oil

A hamster.

One cold beer.

A bag of bugles and a bottle of iced tea

A lemon for my tepid water.

Dog treats for my canine friend.

4 bags of Jelly Belly Flops.

a 1/4 lb of maple walnut fudge

A well vodka cranberry at a dive bar.

Anything chocolate will work.

A coffee at my local NJ diner.

That $5 would include tax and tip.

I'll just sit there for an hour reading the news, drinking free refills. Talking to Vera the waitress. Gawking at the fat people. Watching cars go by out on the highway.

It's $5 well spent.

Bottle of some good old perfume at flea market or thrift shop. Or maybe a charming brooch, or old postcard.

Five. 🖐️ Five Dollar Footlong.

R53 is posting from 2006.

Make a pizza crust from yogurt and flour and top with a caramelized onion.

The dough recipe Probably would have to buy the flour at Dollar Tree