Lardos 36: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greasy Niko & Camel Teeth Jakob

Update: Junkie Niko still in rehab

Lewis Fataldi back on the scene and is touring soon

Niall Hogran is a coach on the upcoming season of The Voice US

Podgy Jakob is unknown outside Europe

Gemma: still crushing horses and getting bitten by them. Exhausted by her job driving round at night administering nursing care to the geriatric of Helsinki. Now 30 years old and bisexual, but chronically single. Lives for sweets, pizza, and weird green cake.

Let’s keep them Lardos threads coming! Five years and still going strong.

Gemma posted more fast food photos on her blog. She hasn’t started her 30’s very healthy. She is going to get huge.

Replying the previous thread’s R596: Yes, I do agree that Podgy Jakob must have put on a lot of weight since he stepped (waddled 🤣) into the spotlight. He is constantly topless showing off his blubbery torso. Always eating unhealthy foods like pizza and pies. You might be right that he wants to be known as the foodie and podgy one in the band. I think Gemma said he is Finnish so he would be the Finnish Lewis Fataldi, like R596 said.

Gemma is now reblogging posts about autism. We did suspect it ...

Wow, R4, This doesn’t surprise me! There is something autistic about her and with the way she behaves.

Gemma posted more of Podgy Jakob eating crisps. So many pictures of him eating greasy crisps. Probably part of his daily diet. Gemma finds this cute and calls him ‘a sweetie’ for being such a greedy hog. Why does she adore this so much?

And why is Jakob choosing to be photographed with crisps and other junk food? Definitely trying to cultivate a Fataldi/Hogran type image.

That’s weird I think! Why would anyone want to be viewed as unhealthy? It’s funny that it’s his own choice to be photographed with all the junk food and his belly and chins out.

Does Jakob think that’s cute and quirky? He probably wants to be like Lewis Fataldi. I checked that he follows Fataldi on Instagram!

And here we have Gemma posting more photos of Jakob eating biscuits and looking smug. He clearly is creating a Fataldi type aesthetic around him. And Gemma describes him as “cute” again. Why does she find him eating attractive?

Gemma said they had a thousand packets of those biscuits so they clearly stocked up for Jakob.

Anon asked: I didn't know you were autistic?

Gemma: Okay but would that make a difference? Yes I am neurodivergent

Now it all makes sense. The very limited, repetitive behaviour over ten years. The insistence on posting collages of fattening foods even though she's been mocked for it many times by her anons. Her quest to find and worship these lardy guys who stuff themselves with pizzas, and the fact that she's permanently single. Autistic and proud of it!

Definitely makes sense and explains a lot of her behaviour and lack of relationships. Does she not get the clue that she is embarrassing herself with the fast food posts? They’re never ending. She should eat much healthier.

It seems like her special interest is fat singers. She always manages to find more of them and somehow she has some sort of radar to spot the greedy and fat one from each band.

Why is she so proud to be autistic? She is just fat and embarrassing. Maybe she should keep that diagnosis to herself. But it’s hilarious how she still keeps posting her food posts even after all the anons telling her to fix her diet. 🤣

I guess at least we now know that it's her personality that's putting off potential boyfriends and girlfriends. A lot of gay women like heavier girls and would not be deterred by her weight, but alas she has no luck with them either!

[QUOTE] I checked that he follows Fataldi on Instagram!

Definitely his role model then. What a weirdo! Jakob has a long way to go before he gets as vast as Fataldi.

[Quote]Why is she so proud to be autistic?

She's Aspie-rational!

Gemma must be annoying to have around. It must be her personality that makes people stay away from her. She is very plump but like you said, R12, she could probably still find someone who likes bigger women. Unfortunately her personality sucks. Would Gemma even be willing to eat anything but fattening food anyway?

Yes, Jakob seems very strange, R13. I have never heard of anyone who wants to be like Fataldi! Jakob is eating like a porker and snacking all the time. The weight gain is inevitable and he is already plump with a belly and a double chin. Constant pictures of him stuffing his face with pizzas, crisps and pastries. One day he is going to reach that Fataldi territory size-wise.

Gemma reposts this same post every day but every time there is a new photo of Podgy Jakob eating crisps. Seems like he eats crisps daily.

A crisp fan. What a bizarre image to want out there. Trashy as hell.

It is weird! Why would he want to be known as a crisp monster? Wouldn’t it be better for his reputation to promote healthy eating? I do agree that crisp habit is so trashy and childish!

If Jakob started promoting healthy eating Gemma's interest in him would end instantly. She's currently going into raptures about him binging on biscuits.

Definitely! Gemma would lose interest very quickly. She seems to love Jakob for his eating habits and appetite. So many posts of Jakob binging on biscuits and Gemma is in ecstasy! She is exploding with excitement.

Gemma probably doesn’t need to worry about Jakob switching to a healthy diet. The bottom two photos are terrible.

Gemma went to see Kaj again. She is photographing Jakob’s massive diaper ass way too often. His face looks like it’s melting because of how saggy his cheeks and chins are. I don’t understand what Gemma sees in him.

Gemma: i bought a ticket to see kaj tomorrow cos it's the last gig in finland for the summer but i am so scared cos this would be the first time i acc go alone. stay tuned will i go or will i just stay home and be mad at myself for not going

>>>>>

This should be a wake up call for Gemma. Her friends in their 30s have better things to do with their lives than go to a concert by a comedy band on a weekday night.

Gemma’s friends have moved on and there she is going to concerts on her own to see her lardy favourites. She is 30 years old and acts like a teenager.

That’s actually hilarious that she is going in the middle of the week to see that comedy band once again.

Is Jakob putting on weight?

Anon:: Top 5 foods and top 5 drinks?

I feel like these change a lot but here are some . Also I didn’t include desserts in this one .

1. Sushi

3. Vapiano’s gamberetti e spinaci pasta

4. Pizza (preferably from Kotipizza)

5. Proper fish and chips from a chippy shop

And then my top 5 drinks would probably be something like : 1. Pepsi max

2. iced vanilla matcha

3. Milk bubble tea

4. Redbull

5. Iced latte

All the food is phenomenally high in calories apart from sushi. Her number 2 food didn't copy over for some reason.

Of course her beloved BUBBLE TEA makes an appearance!

Wow, most of those foods are so high in calories. Of course Gemma loves them. It seems like she loves the calorie content more than the food. Those are the foods she enjoys every day. Would be hilarious to know what her TOP 10 foods are.

Of course Gemma mentioned bubble teas, the calorie bombs. I wonder how often she drinks those. Weren’t they like 600 calories each? Imagine how much Gemma is going to balloon with this diet now that she is 30 years old?

It would be so funny if she ever posted a full food diary for at least one day. To see how unhealthily she eats from morning to night.

I was curious and checked that her favourite pasta dish from Vapiano contains a whopping 1,140 calories! It is the most calorie-rich pasta dish on their menu.

Gemma is being unusually candid on her blog:

Anon: Have you had a relationship and did you share the same taste in music and food?

Yes I have had a relationship . And yeah partly we did share . We did go out to eat sometimes or just have McDonald’s and so on. So I guess very typical young adult stuff. we also both listened to a lot of avicii and other edm type music back then. He did listen to 1D with me though and never complained either hahahah. We went to some edm festivals together here in Finland. great memories tbh. that relationship had its moments. 🤣

Sounds like she misses this guy!

I wonder why they broke up? Was Gemma too greedy?

Gemma is drooling over a hideous close up photo of Jakob's triple chins, taken from below. She really should join one of those dating agencies specifically for people looking for plus size partners. Her last and only relationship was ten years ago.

Oh my days! Jakob’s triple chins look so blubbery and HUGE. I bet they bounce when he speaks. Of course Gemma is in love. He looks so clueless all the time too.

I agree R32 that Gemma should give those dating sites a go. As a plus size herself she could find someone who is also fat. They could eat all the fast food and snacks together, happily ever after.

Jakob is clearly the fat one. Compare his face to the guy next to him. Jakob’s multiple chins are so gross.

Gemma is having an argument with an anon but for some reason she doesn’t post the asks. She is clearly fuming once again.

She got this ask a few days ago and got mad, tagging it 'this sounds like an advert to me.' She probably got another ask telling her why Wooplus had targeted her (because she yammers on about tummies and fat guys and her blog might have come up in their algorithm).

I like chubby guys like Lewis Capaldi too so I joined a plus size dating agency called Wooplus and had great fun. After two years I met the man I'm happily married to now so I have Wooplus to thank for my lovely hubby 💝 👩‍❤️‍👨

Wooplus is a well respected international dating agency with an easy to use app. You can be plus size seeking plus size, or regular size seeking plus size, or plus size seeking regular size, it doesn’t matter 🥰 I was tired of all the gym guys obsessing over their muscles on the other dating sites. They have users from all over Europe including Finland 😊

Kit is way too handsome and healthy looking to play an anorexic mess like Charlie. He would have been completely miscast.

Why is she mad? She should be happy she gets this kind of advertising. I don’t understand why she wouldn’t give that dating website a go. It wouldn’t surprise me if WooPlus targeted her. She is the perfect audience. She loves blubbery men with bellies and double chins and is a lardo herself, too.

She'd definitely find someone on Wooplus but for some reason she won't admit to herself that she finds fat men attractive.

It’s weird! At the same time she is very open about her preferences for big bellies and double chins. Hasn’t she quite clearly stated that she finds them cute and attractive? Why doesn’t she want to admit that fat men are her type?

And even if she wasn’t going to date a fat guy she could find someone on WooPlus because she is fat herself. She’d either way have better luck finding someone. There must be thinner men seeking for plump women too. I just don’t see Gemma dating a skinny guy but who knows?

Yes, Wooplus would solve her problems. She's clearly lonely.

She reblogged this today:

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

She obviously identifies with this. That autism again.

Yes . Very lonely. She needs to join that website. She is too lonely and I think that’s why she is living for these autistic “hyper fixations”. She hyper fixates on fat singers and food. That post she reblogged is embarrassing.

Why can’t she find a partner? If she met a nice fat guy I am sure she would be happy.

Is she planning to live the rest of her life eating fast food, cakes and pastries while drooling over fat men? Imagine what she is going to look like in 10 years time with a diet like that?

She has re-posted a picture of a huge cake. Is she dreaming about it?

okay but the same old situationship keeps messaging me lit every other week now . asking if I am up or whatever . I am sorry but where the hell have you been ?

Hmm. No relationship but a half assed situationship. No wonder she comfort eats gargantuan cakes.

She is definitely a comfort eater. Probably a whole cake in one go type of person when she is really upset. Why is she doing situationships and not actual relationships?

New pics. His arm is round her shoulder and hers round his waist much to the despair of Larries everywhere.

Wrong thread sorry

More horses and another green cake for Gemma.