South Park’s next target - Vile “ICE Barbie” Kristi Noem

I wonder if Cartman is listening to ice raid “asmr” in bed with the headphones

They should have LOTS of cosplay material with Noem.

They're really not fucking around this series.

[quote] They're really not fucking around this series.

They really aren't, including telling ICE to "eat a bag of dicks" earlier this week. If only our media outlets were half as brave...

I wonder how long this kind of mockery will be allowed.

Eva Braun with a low IQ.

Those 2 are basically Republicans. They'll get used to it. All Republicans will.

I look forward to it but if they’re gonna go hard one-sided political, they may as well be ready to end the series. I think people in both sides are just tired of the political preaching in everything and we’re seeing the backlash of that now.

the new episode has JD vance as the fantasy island midget oiling up satan’s asshole.

Ruthless

Oh no, not Mr. Mackay!

R9 I hope they use that fathead meme version!

R8, no.

I wonder if they’re going to add Dean Cain to the episode.

R8 No, you are wrong. “There are two sides to...”, is the whine of mocked conservatives and giving a voice to stupid only leads to more stupid.

Mocked liberals move on, because they’re not as stupid, petty and provincial.

[quote] I look forward to it but if they’re gonna go hard one-sided political, they may as well be ready to end the series.

The spent has mocked liberals for 20+ years now. I'd say it's well time that the reichwing get lampooned for being the fascists that they are.

*The show has mocked

The puppy killer is vile.

I remember when those puny cockleted whores threw all their weight behind the Afghanistan-Iraq wars and devoted their time to slamming Michael Moore and Jeanane Garofalo instead of Bush and Cheney. Which helped pave the way for subsequent Trump atrocities. So they can fuck all the way off with their belated satire.

The episode follows two different stories: in one, the show’s resident bigot, Eric Cartman, is outraged to learn that fellow fourth grader Clyde has risen to prominence as a white nationalist podcaster who makes offensive claims about women, Jewish people, Black people and other minority groups to goad them into debating him in exploitative viral videos (“WOKE STUDENT TOTALLY PWNED”). Of course, Cartman isn’t angry on behalf of any of those groups; he’s mad that Clyde is ripping off his gimmick and reaping all the rewards. He decides to muscle in on the act, styling his hair after Kirk’s signature coif (“the stupidest haircut I’ve ever seen,” says one character), trolling college girls on social media and proclaiming himself a “master-debater”.

The other storyline sees South Park Elementary’s kindly counsellor Mr Mackey out of a job thanks to government budget cuts. Desperate to find a new way to “make his nut”, he reluctantly joins Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). Alongside his fellow masked goons – a collection of inexperienced, illiterate miscreants – and under the leadership of DHS secretary Kristi Noem, Mackey ends up taking part in violent raids at Dora the Explorer concerts and the literal gates of heaven, where he helps round up every Hispanic in sight (per Noem: “Only detain the brown ones! If it’s brown, it goes down!”).

Both stories eventually intersect, as Clyde and Mackey are rewarded for their work with a trip to Mar-a-Lago. The country club is depicted as a gross, white trash version of bizarre 70s/80s US wish fulfilment drama Fantasy Island, with President Trump and vice-president JD Vance standing in for Ricardo Montalban and dwarf actor Herve Villechaize’s characters. Younger viewers may not get this reference, but they don’t need to: the visual of an ice-cream-suited Trump kicking around a dwarf version of Vance (his already big face puffed up to resemble the popular meme of him) is hilarious all on its own.

Trump gets off easy here compared with Vance, but the show saves its harshest vitriol for Noem, who spends all her time viciously gunning down cute puppies (including the beloved Krypto from the new Superman movie) and struggling to keep her overly Botoxed face from melting off her skull. It’s a ruthless scouring of Noem, and you can feel Stone and Parker’s disdain for her in every frame.

r20's concern is noted.

Is R21 posting Grok output?

r23 no, it's from the the guardian's review

clip of noem in the show

Matt and Trey outdid themselves. The Noem living mask and her puppy shooting, some Epstein references, rightwing shock jocks, it's all great.

The funniest part of the show was having JD Vance as Tattoo to Trump's Mr. Roark, and then having him offer to lube up Satan's asshole for Trump's pleasure.

Check their posting history, r16.

Are they ever going to go after the rest of Trump's creepy family. The animal shooting Jr., Melania, Ivanka....they could do a great rendition of Melania scowling. They did a hilarious Beth, Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.

Pretty accurate...

When they’re putting makeup on Miss Noem it has a NASCAR pit stop sound effect.

Needs more bondo

Vance as Tattoo and Noem shooting Krypto both made me bust out laughing.

I'm sorry but nobody I know watched this show and they can't even talk properly

[quote] I'm sorry but nobody I know watched this show

That [bold]deeply[/bold] matters to me, Anonymous!!

r34 = KKKaroline Leavitt

R34 Has no friends.

Noem’s face escapes and runs around the restaurant. The Feds have to catch it with a net. lol

Dora the Explorer is being forced by Trump to oil and rub naked old men. Mr. Mackay escapes with her and the boy who’s got a Right-wing grift going on for profit.

How long before Trump sues the show?

The guy responsible for firing Trump’s enemy Colbert is now Matt and Trey’s boss.

Cartman keeps calling himself a masterdebator. He can’t stop debating people online in bed and keeps yelling to his mother knocking on his door that he’s masterdebating and can’t stop masterdebating.

R38, the boys' $1.5 billion contract ought to ensure their financial success into the future.

Can’t wait to see if Rogan books Trey and matt….

Ultimately, he's probably too chickenshit.

Rogan is pretty fucking dumb. You can’t tell him the sky is blue and he’ll gasp as though you’ve just blown his mind. He’s not even a funny comedian. Comedians in Austin talk about it all the time but he has money invested in the club scene.

I'm glad they used realistic dogs in pain noise. Fuck that puppy killing cunt and her racist boss

Noem's response is just as comical:

[quote]Noem said she had not had a chance to watch the show because she was so busy, but she appeared to have heard that they mocked her appearance. "Yeah, it never ends. But it's so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look," she responded. "It's always the liberals and the extremists [who] do that," she added. "If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can't. They just pick something petty like that.

Apparently, she has never met Trump.

r42, if rogan doesn't interview matt-trey in 2025, then rogan is texas-fried chicken-diarrhea

what is cartman's "hair" reference?

Charlie Kirk

[quote]"If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can't.

Oh you deluded cunt, they can and they *did*.

Watch it here. It's funnier than last week's, imo.

HBO Max has removed it from streaming

[quote]HBO Max has removed it from streaming

All South Park episodes, including the current season, are available exclusively on Paramount+.

I believe the move was part of the $1.5B deal signed recently by Parker and Stone.

Parker and Stone have their fuck you money and then some. They're all set.

I hope they give the Paris Hilton treatment to a) Melania b) Ivanka or last and indeed least c) Tiffany.

The comedy potential is endless.

I hadn't watched it in years but I watched this excerpt. Who draws it? I think it's the worst animation I've ever seen.

Kinda the point, r54.

Huz needs to be locked away for animal cruelty.

[quote]I hope they give the Paris Hilton treatment to a) Melania b) Ivanka or last and indeed least c) Tiffany.

Melania maybe, but both Ivanka and Tiffany have mostly distanced themselves from their father this term.

It's also much more effective to mock politicians directly rather than their spouses.

The more the Trump administration says about them the harder they’re going to go in. They’re too stupid to realize this. They churn these episodes out in 3 days. They will go after them in realtime.

Is Melania actually around or just making "cameo" appearances this term?

I've noticed the voices are different. Trey and Matt have gotten older and their voices have changed. Very noticeable in Cartman and Randy.

Yam tits in bed with Satan is realism.

South Park in the episode made the mistake of making Trump look slim. Trump is fat and needs to be portrayed as fat.

Some of the best SP episodes were dissing Caitlyn Jenner; particularly her driving.

I love old South Park, but these new episodes need to be funnier.

ICE Barbie is right.

R63 these episodes were fucking funny as shit. What are you talking about?

[quote] I love old South Park, but these new episodes need to be funnier.

Agreed. It’s just easy political shock with no laughs. And it can be funny.

I liked the Kristi Noem episode more than the first one. The ICE Dora raid was inspired and Kristi’s puppy killing and face melting were perfecto.

And I liked that r50 kindly provided a link to the entire episode.

These episodes were hysterical unless you're a MAGA cultist.

The Dora joke has been done before but this was funny. You wouldn’t believe how many people are not away of the puppy killing thing.

[quote] These episodes were hysterical unless you're a MAGA cultist.

Right. Because if you don’t find it funny that makes you a MAGAt. Or a nazi, right?

Very mature. You are why we lose elections.

[QUOTE]ICE Barbie is right

R64, could you please explain? Thank you.

The funniest thing for me was Vance. That was gold

Vance always looks unprofessional and unclean despite his Marine Corps training. Why does he always look like a disheveled greaseball?

[quote]Why does he always look like a disheveled greaseball?

He spends his time putting on his mascara, rather than washing his hair and face.

R74, he's probably an addict like the rest of them

I think we found the magat sympathizer. Are you lost, hon?

These episodes are brilliant. The problem with magat cultists is they can dish it out but can't take it back. It's okay for Dumpy to mock womens looks or the handicapped but they freak the fuck out if it's aimed at them.

I see she's trying to go the Nancy Mace route by accusing any criticism of her as being "misogyny".

[quote]The problem with magat cultists is they can dish it out but can't take it back.

If we are talking about humor, they can't even dish it out.

It isn’t misogyny to despise puppy killing sociopaths

Noem is all upset that they made fun of her appearance and not the puppy killing.

R74 the more psychopathic someone is, the less disturbed they are by filth and aesthetically repugnant things. it's a real thing. they can tolerate gore for example.

[QUOTE]South Park has updated their profile photo on Facebook in response to Kristi Noem calling them sexist for criticizing her look.

I can't wait for them to do diminutive, cross-eyed Kash Patel. I guarantee you he won't take as well as Nowm.

we don't have to be afraid. if civil war is coming, then we'll defend the constitution. it's our duty and our right as citizens of the usa.

It’s really sad that a cartoon series has bigger balls than nearly anyone else in this country. The left is too busy pushing trans shit and crying over a stupid jeans commercial.

It is a mainstream media failure. They’ll report Trump & company’s antics often in excessive ways, and have talking heads to express dismay. Then the rightwing media spins in behalf of Trump and minimizes his ill actions with propaganda and projecting blame.

The media, and Democrats, need to hit hard at Trump enablers in Congress, the Supreme Court, the administration sycophants, the major financial contributors to Trump and his organizations, etc.

Trump’s power to continue with ruthless acts, and engage in scandal after scandal, have been facilitated by the House and the Senate, and higher court judges. Make them accountable. Expose the relentlessly.

It's a shame they didn't work in her afair with her volunteer chief of staff.